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@miIkbean

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@9irlly

8 months

˖ ݁𖥔 ݁˖ 𐙚 ˖ ݁𖥔 ݁˖

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@miIkbean

2 years

@zenncakes oh no ☹️ theres so many of them 💔 i hope they find a home soon.

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@miIkbean

7 months

my family’s kitchen banyak natang ni. makan kat rumah paling tak selamat sebenarnya

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7 months

American Cockroach ni dah la main dalam lubang taik dia punya port feveret. Lepas tu dia terbang masuk dlm makanan. Kalau kedai tu banyak lipas American macam ni main dalam kedai, tu tandanya pengotor ekstrem la kedai tu.

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@miIkbean

2 years

ya Allah aku bertaubat. my damn vibrator suddenly started vibrating on its own while it’s kept hidden in a box in my closet wtf 💀💀💀💀💀 BYE RUMAH AKU BERHANTU

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@miIkbean

3 years

➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 ➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 ➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

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@miIkbean

2 years

🥴🥴🥴

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@miIkbean

2 years

i honestly don’t know what to say anymore when it comes to cheating. i have friends who are such good people but sometimes their moral is a bit questionable. it’s like what do u mean “just texting” isn’t cheating. good God. i can’t trust no friends. can’t trust nobody.

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@miIkbean

3 years

the same malays yang koyak kenapa baju raya are being modelled by white people. tak sedar diri.

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@miIkbean

3 years

told my father i wanted to go seek help from a psychiatrist but he strongly disagreed and told me not to do so because he knows the it will go in my medical history and hes worried that i might not get a job because of it.

文脈なしセファ

@Sefasilent

3 years

Kakak aku pernah apply kerja kat syarikat swasta, dapat kerja. Then kakak aku share jugal medical history dia ada depression masa hantar dokumen first day kerja, then depa tgk and dia kena buang terus. Depa cuma compensate RM50. Punya celaka.

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@miIkbean

3 years

off topic: fucker looks like a mountain goat 😳😳

Wolbach Chomusuke🇵🇸

@ZackAvaricious

3 years

Dia tegur private tapi u choose to make it public. Idk sis.

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@miIkbean

3 years

so basically you’ve been living in malaysia for the past 17 years……… but ok… nah claim la claim duk overseas haihz melayu

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@miIkbean

3 years

a general “you’re pretty” ain’t cutting it no more. i want the specifics. i want “the lipstick looks amazing on you”, “that dress really compliments your body”. make an impression that sticks.

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@miIkbean

2 years

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@miIkbean

3 years

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@miIkbean

3 years

comel fuck this camera 😭😭😭

lubukshopee🛒

@lubukshopeemy

3 years

Dah kena start kumpul duit ke mcm mana ni 🥵👀

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@miIkbean

3 years

i’m so fucking pretty like i deserve a guy who wants to flaunt me and tell the whole world that i’m his gf. but what do i get? a fucking sneaky link.

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@miIkbean

4 years

psa

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@miIkbean

3 years

at the end of the day, the key to good sex is actually love.

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@miIkbean

3 years

FUCK LA SIAL IVE NEVER SEEN A FLAG THIS RED IN MY LIFE 🚩🚩🚩

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@miIkbean

3 years

PENADT

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@miIkbean

3 years

about time to

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@miIkbean

3 years

just made a boy cry. i can feel myself getting hotter.

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@miIkbean

3 years

i’m currently marking form 5 students add maths paper and one kid wrote “saya stuck” at the side of the question hsjshsjsh 😭😭😭

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@miIkbean

2 years

sexcation rly be making you forget to eat, sleep or bathe. all eyes on the prize babyyy 🥴🥴🥴

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@miIkbean

2 years

i said fuck u and then this pops out 😭😭😭😭

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@miIkbean

2 years

good dick is a blessing ☝️

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@miIkbean

2 years

idk why but i feel like these cars abt pull up and tiba keluar “aiyayiyai im your little butterfly”

kira 👾

@kirawontmiss

2 years

this goes hard

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@miIkbean

2 years

suicidal af but a tiny bit horny for a kiss

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@miIkbean

2 years

idk who needs to hear this but asking a girl to come to ur place to “chill” and her agreeing does not equal to her saying yes to sex ‼️

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@miIkbean

4 years

this family is so extra. i’ve only been gone since tuesday. it’s now friday..............

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@miIkbean

3 years

most men here built like an idiot

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@miIkbean

2 years

when he finds random reasons to give you a gift >>>>>

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@miIkbean

3 years

haven’t spoke to my fwb for 25 days now he got a gf? scam.

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@miIkbean

4 years

kinda wanna be in love again. even taking the trash out together can make me happy. 😔😔

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@miIkbean

3 years

for those who don’t have an idea what to give their s/o for valentines 🤷🏻‍♀️ hint hint hint!!

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@miIkbean

3 years

no thoughts. just front facing phineas

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@miIkbean

2 years

my physical touch loving ass is dying sial….. i need to go hug someone pronto

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@miIkbean

2 years

tutup no ic tu dah betul but he has his full ass address on display like i could simply just mail this idiot his full name along with “i know where you live now” with red paint and have this idiot scared shitless…. ppl rly need to take cyber security more seriously

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@miIkbean

3 years

thinking abt the time i smoked w some random people i met on the internet and i got so fucking zooted i couldn’t move, i was just holding the blunt without passing and i can heard them saying “weh tengok dia gone teruk” while laughing hhhhhhhhhhh EMBARRASSING

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@miIkbean

2 years

good morning everyone

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@miIkbean

3 years

lmao someone looking for me ajak netflix and chill at his house. it’s jesus’ birthday sia can u not.

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@miIkbean

3 years

he’s gna come see me but i’m surprising him by meeting him at the lrt instead hehe hope this works. i miss him so much

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@miIkbean

3 years

not exactly what i was expecting:/ ¿

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@miIkbean

3 years

Anyone interested in doing a FREE scaling and teeth check up? Helping out a friend here 😇

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@miIkbean

3 years

i would normally say woof but bc this year is the year of the tiger so rawr uwu

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@miIkbean

2 years

i don’t think men and women can be friends because i am too pretty and men are stupid hence they will flirt unintentionally just bc yknow gatal

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@miIkbean

3 years

two old fwb contacting me today wow wow why everyone so horny on tuesday evening

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@miIkbean

2 years

you ever meet someone who’s like

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@miIkbean

2 years

my friend told me that my ex got a new gf, this was exactly a week after we broke up. so i confronted him abt it and korek punya korek he was already seeing her for a month, that time he told me he was busy focusing on his studies (so i didn’t text him) rupanya every night keluar

Malissa

@malissaali

2 years

How did you guys found out you were cheated on? Mine was, I found my words in another woman’s tweet. It was impossible for another woman to know the exact word because it was a made up word from me 🤣🤣🤣 I was like yea this fishy. Then I found them date on his bday

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@miIkbean

3 years

omg after following so many random people from dating apps, i now have followers who are dating each other. congrats yall. 🤭🎉

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@miIkbean

2 years

nothing is worst than having to delay nature’s call and then have ur poop go back up and never come again

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@miIkbean

3 years

kerajaan deciding bila nak buka parlimen:

no context the good place

@nocontexttgp

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@miIkbean

4 years

3rd let’s fucking go for the week... fuhh

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@miIkbean

2 years

also in no way does you, as a guy, paying for dinner (or anything as a matter of fact) means the girl have to give you sex ‼️

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@miIkbean

6 months

shrmzb I guess

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@miIkbean

2 years

told my dad i’m going to kl to see ‘a friend’ and he still thinks i’m seeing my ex. waduh kl tu besar la pls scandal saya bukan seorang je.

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@miIkbean

2 years

have you ever had ur crush tell u they like u back but you don’t believe them cus you feel like a whole ass camera crew will pop out of nowhere and tell you that you’re on tv cus you’ve just been pranked.?

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@miIkbean

3 years

the road to self improvement is never ending.

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@miIkbean

8 months

???? the urge to gigit is so–

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@ZackAvaricious

8 months

3 ketul shawarma.

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@miIkbean

2 years

kids just be saying things man….

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@miIkbean

3 years

*✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ*✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ* Wishing you all the blessings of the holy month. May your good deeds & prayers get acceptance by Allah. I hope you will achieve the purification of the soul upon commemorating the month of Ramadan. Ramadan Mubarak! *✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ*✭˚･ﾟ✧*･ﾟ*

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@miIkbean

3 years

this stingy ass family rly needs to install a working door knob in the toilet cus my dad just walked in on me brushing my teeth butt naked and i not having it!!!!

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@miIkbean

2 years

not to be mean but this dude who i’ve been low-key chasing before this just told me he got “cheated on again”. mhm says the person who won’t date me because i’m “child-like”. well enjoy ur cheating ex my guy. such adult thing to do :)

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@miIkbean

2 years

the only thing i miss about lockdown was having virtual dates as the only option. the perks are endless. you can literally just press end call the moment u see a red flag (read: freedom to leave whenever) AND there’s 0 chances of physical sexual harassment. and the list goes on.

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@miIkbean

2 years

what i expect after ramadhan: friends inviting me to open houses 🥰🥳✨ what i get: friends inviting me to inhale hella booze 🥴🥴🥴

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@miIkbean

2 years

second last point ‼️

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@miIkbean

2 years

pussy so wet and for what..? 🤨

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@miIkbean

3 years

casually asked my crush if he had a fwb and he said yes. i’m—

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@miIkbean

2 years

twitter rn:

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@miIkbean

4 years

itu dia gais, fuckboy phrase of the century ☺️☺️ sure baby anything you say

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@miIkbean

3 years

tb to a time when i was casually seeing someone but he texts me as if i’m one of his male friends 😑🙄

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@miIkbean

3 years

“my boyfriend is visiting another girls island a lot in animal crossing. is that considered cheating?” 😭😭😭😭 is that what internet dating has become

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@miIkbean

3 years

went for a job interview today and the manager told me he’d call by tomorrow if i got the job. pls all pray for me 🥺🙇🏻‍♂️

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@miIkbean

2 years

geez u could literally dump a body in there

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@miIkbean

9 months

just drove 36km to pick up my friend, go for lunch and send her back. I paid 2 bucks for parking. she paid for the meal first. I asked if I could pay 15 instead of 16.90 for my meal. she said what about 15.50? is this bitch serious

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@miIkbean

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@miIkbean

3 years

thank god for that d¡ck ☝️🙏

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@miIkbean

2 years

i feel like there’s probably one cctv footage of me doing this at every mall in kl/pj by now

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@miIkbean

2 years

ok but the amount of cool people i met during jalan jalan paramount tho 👀👀 i’d yall single and ready to mingle, GO TO taman paramount tomorrow. on god u won’t regret it. the amount of t*ts i saw today is 💯

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@miIkbean

4 years

i wish all the m*nteri a very good harap kau mati pucuk

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@miIkbean

3 years

so… … a toxic one?

Ellise

@httpxellise

3 years

i want a relationship where breaking up isn’t an option.

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@miIkbean

8 months

free the girls who refuse to leave their cheating man 🙏

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@miIkbean

3 years

i’m soft for him hhhhhhhhhhh

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@miIkbean

3 years

you can’t heal in the same environment that made you sick

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@miIkbean

3 years

meeting someone from dating apps for the first time be like:

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@miIkbean

4 years

lol pls if u rly like someone, other people won’t even exist in ur eyes. it’ll be them and only them.

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@miIkbean

2 years

hate when dudes on dating apps be putting “bonus if you’re wearing glasses” on their bios, like bitch, THIS IS A DISABILITY, it’s NOT cute.

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@miIkbean

2 years

we could’ve had it all 😔😔😔

surreal putrajayan 🌆

@fazleyff

2 years

@rinmansor Kerajaan cancel segala 11 laluan BRT dari dibina, hanya nak buat satu laluan LRT dan MRT.

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@miIkbean

3 years

biskut apa ni setan

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@miIkbean

7 months

another assignment also got highest in class alhamdulillah alhamdulillah alhamdulillah 🤲🏻🤲🏻 sampai the lecturer texted me personally to congratulate 🥹

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@miIkbean

2 years

baru tahu kutu beras bertelur IN the butir beras itself 🤡🤡🤡

Naim AJ Pest

@naimpestcontrol

2 years

Kutu beras / Bubuk / Rice Weevil macam mana dia boleh ada dalam beras kita walaupon pack beras kita tu baru dibeli dan tak bukak pon lagi ? Jemput baca thread simple ni berkaitan kutu beras dan cara nak basmi.

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@miIkbean

3 years

men should stop putting pictures with their friend cus 9/10 times that friend is way more good looking than they are 😔

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@miIkbean

3 years

"people just stalk each other on instagram, like we all know what you're up to, we don't have to have a conversation about it" which is tru and thats why i hate it

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@miIkbean

1 year

my friend just called my cell while I was sleeping just to ask for a j. she insisted on buying even tho I said I was sleeping wtf 😭😭😭😭😭 gurl you need help

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@miIkbean

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my humour is brokeennnn