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wifey / mamma/ social psychologist.

ابوجا, Nigeria
Joined June 2010
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@MurjaA
Maarjan
7 years
Good afternoon twitter . Just in cased you missed this wonderful thread .
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@MurjaA
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11 months
My husband just called to tell me that the masa he had in Bauchi is not as good as mine 🥹🥹🥹🥹☺️ men that lie to you 🫶🏾>>>>>>>>
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@MurjaA
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4 years
Vendors that put their prices online , God bless you. The rest of you DM for your blessing .
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@MurjaA
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4 years
Imagine being Bubu's seatmate in pri school. Everytime borrow me pencil borrow me biscuit . 🤦‍♀️
@thesignalng
SIGNAL News Global
4 years
JUST IN | Reps Approve @MBuhari ’s Request to Borrow $22.7 Billion
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@MurjaA
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9 years
Alhamdullilah yau na kashe kwarkwatar ido. 😩😩😩😩😩😩. Girls epp me see this . http://t.co/wIJ28xm6F0
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@MurjaA
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4 years
Not only in marriage but in life , hakuri dole ne. Because patience in our religion is a beautiful thing. Allah Himself said He will reward those whom have patience with jannah. So yes, they’re actually giving her sound advice for life.
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@MurjaA
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3 years
Ganduje ya kwace muku zabe, ya tsige sarkin ku , ya tarwatsa sarautar , aka kama shi hannu dumu dumu da dollar. Tsit kuka yi Sai a Twitter a ke jin bakin ku . Pls sit this one out😁 el-Rufai chasa ku zai yi and you’ll take it .
@kool_krypto
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3 years
Da El-rufai a kano yake da tuni mun gyara masa zama wallahi.
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@MurjaA
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6 years
This is Litttttttttr 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@TeniEntertainer
THE REAL IDAN
6 years
LOVE IS MY RELIGION!!!!
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@MurjaA
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7 months
The fact that men can’t comprehend that women can lose interest in y’all is more fascinating. It’s not punishment , he just doesn’t tickle her fancy anymore Mr Options.
@NgiddaAM
Bos Taurus
7 months
You have a second wife and still hooked on uwargida who gives you a blant bedroom diet? You really are stupid. Getting back at your husband through sex and cooking is really something I feel shouldn't rile any man with options.
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@MurjaA
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4 years
The first time armed robbers came to our house it was the scariest experience of my life, the next day my mum went to the police station to report and recognised the man from the previous night . She just left 🙂. #EndSARS
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@MurjaA
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8 years
Mutan arewa . Wannan is our home bred boy. Here for this.👌👌👌👐👐👐👐☝☝☝👆 see our boy oo 😍😍😍
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@MurjaA
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9 years
#NigeriansatHogwarts When professor Umbrige is really Patience Ozoukor http://t.co/UgPppflg77
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9 months
Problem din ba auren ba, ki yi aure ki biye wa namiji kuyi ta ciye ciye . Shi wuya kamar na kaza ke kuma kin zama autar saniya 😣☹️
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@MurjaA
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4 years
It's the vendor that I dont want to see their price that are putting it , but Talatu selling veil and turaren wuta is telling you dm for price.
@chardii__
ɪᴍᴀᴀɴ.
4 years
5 Bedroom Mansion + 6 living rooms and 3 BQ PRICE:1.2B Naira Location: katampe Extension, Abuja.
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7 years
@StackingBig The ass whooping was too deep . I started doubting we looked alike and shit .
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4 years
Fighting racism will never impress me until Arab racism is destroyed. They're truly horrific.
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@MurjaA
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2 years
Ai I’ll just reply “oga sadakin ya shigo, yaushe zaka zo ka dauke ni da yam balls din ?” 😆
@Taste_made_oven
NANAH MAGAJI 👩🏻‍🍳❤️👑💦
2 years
A client on Snapchat ordered yam balls worth 1k with delivery 250 Naira, he mistakenly sends #1 .250 million naira to my account without noticing. This is someone that doesn’t have my contact nor my address woo. The rest is history, I transferred back his money sha.
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@MurjaA
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4 years
If a woman is faithful to you , it's because she actively decides to keep choosing you over others. Not because she has no choice.
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@MurjaA
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2 years
Personally if I had to marry between Igbo and Yoruba . Igbo men sha … because Yoruba men treat infidelity like it’s a commandment from God .
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@MurjaA
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7 years
@StackingBig One time my mum did me so dirty , I didn't cry . I simply wrote her a note asking for my real birth mother .
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7 years
Ya Rabb pls for me , a man that shuts me up when I gossip 🙏
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@MurjaA
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7 years
"B" is the most dangerous zone, brother ? Babes ? Bae ? Boo? Bitch? Baba? You'll never know
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@MurjaA
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7 months
Closet must have been stuffy as hell with all that laundry packed in there
@its_mokayaO
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7 months
If my wife can't do my laundry then I'd rather marry a fellow man. Because then we'd have a lot of interesting things to talk about like football etc
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@MurjaA
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2 years
Oh Allah have mercy on our souls and keep your remembrance in our hearts
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@theholymosques
The Holy Mosques
2 years
The mountains turn to green after recent rains in Makkah-Jeddah.
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@MurjaA
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4 years
My fav tweet this year has to be “Remember when I said taken ? Well they’ve brought me back o “ 😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@MurjaA
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1 year
My husband has never spent Eid in Abuja until now… anyways he just drove us to maqabarta thinking it was the Eid ground . God abeg 🥹
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@MurjaA
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8 years
#SecondarySchoolMemories the class would be smelling like fruit salad because :
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6 years
Lol thought these were Greensprings prefects
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@MurjaA
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9 years
When you meet his mum : Her : how are you ? Me: masha Allah, Allahu akbar, subhanallah . Alhamdullilah. La'ila ha illahlah .Fisabillilah.👼
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@MurjaA
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9 years
There are two types of women. Marry wisely. http://t.co/JXqmKwdeY6
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@MurjaA
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5 years
Can we lock all these Imams and Pastors preaching anti-public health messages in a room with Covid-19 patients? I'll donate padlock.
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@MurjaA
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5 years
@MNwadiuto @TheNkennia Are you going to believe me (a stranger from the internet) or your eyes ? Think about it.
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@MurjaA
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1 year
Love of Allah manifests differently from romantic love. To love Allah is to obey Him , remember him (dhikr) , hate what He hates and fear Him unconditionally. And never forgetting that He is perfect and free of faults .
@salmaaaa_y
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1 year
How do married couples protect their hearts from loving their spouses more than their Rabb?
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@MurjaA
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9 years
In Nigeria , Dating = shopping for her 😒 because she misplaced her father somewhere .
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@MurjaA
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6 years
@OmoGbajaBiamila I am willing to give you ALLL Of my money let's make a series skit called "NASS" to reenact all of this . I Hope twitter comes through on this also @MoAbudu
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@MurjaA
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5 years
@MNwadiuto @TheNkennia I wont even talk about the cost of food here. We are all losing weight. I dont recommend
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@MurjaA
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9 years
Do. Not . Ever . By. Mistake. Come . At . Nigerians.
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5 years
And BOTH are okay. Millions of people cant be homogenous. If they want to wear rainbow shadda and sing awilo....its fine too .
@Umar__farruk
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5 years
Kaga bikin Ajebutters alaji 🔥 Da yan Kano ne, yellow or pink shadda za kaga sun saka, Sai kaji an kunna waqar Zee baby 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@MurjaA
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9 years
Kanye childish af for dragging Wiz Khalifa's son into the feud. Like did wiz mention your compass ? #kanyewest #WizKhalifa
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@MurjaA
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5 years
@Laraoriye @SeunEsq I just want to add this as my donation to this wonderful discussion. You cant pay me to live there.
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@MurjaA
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5 years
I honestly thought this was a monthly goal planner. However even though it wasn't I am proud to announce that I have achieved all those goals and Sept is on course. #fulfillment
@Jprz1321
JP
5 years
Your birth month is what you're good at
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@MurjaA
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4 years
Dear girls going on "dates" pls pls pls always inform your family/trusted party full info. His full name, his photo ,his social media, place you're going to, colour of his car, job etc. Always . Stay safe.
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@MurjaA
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7 years
She had a bridal shower , that pic you're using is from her pre-weddingshoot , she had 3 different asoebi for different events. Just leave people to celebrate however they see fit without comparisons to shame them.
@Mr_Amadi1
Phcity Blood𓃵
7 years
This is Dangote's Daughter. Africa's richest man's daughter She's married. No Pre-wedding photo. No Bridal Showers No Cockroach-Brown Asoebi I guess its really true that empty drum makes the loudest noise
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@MurjaA
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9 years
Tell me again how hard your life is http://t.co/G4AxSHhOCM
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4 years
With prayer , it's either you get what you asked for , you get better than you asked for or you get sabr. Either way you never lose with praying.
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7 years
@adukegeorge That's not a father . That's Superman . You're blessed .
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@MurjaA
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4 years
Lmao each tribe has their demon man trying to cause division and hate . Segalink, Adamu, Kanu. Resist them . Their time is done .
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@MurjaA
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6 years
In one tweet you made our point . Hausa girls fine as fuck and don't need any award for everbody to know that 🤘🏾
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@MurjaA
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9 months
Rehabilitation of local governments and primary healthcare facilities. None of these.
@KanoChronicle
Kano Chronicle
9 months
Which one is more of a priority in Kano? Some are opposed to both Some prefer one out of the two Others switch side according to who does what. Rail or Bridges
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@MurjaA
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2 years
Salam alaikum my fellow cows and abokis! Reporting for moo moo activities 😂
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@MurjaA
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5 years
SLS is something else . His charisma is not from earth abeg . A literal true king
@babarh_
Kwankwason Tuwita🔴
5 years
Look at the look on #GanDollar face when he met his Highness the Emir of Kano today during the funeral of late Hakimin Gezawa, today.
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@MurjaA
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9 years
When you ask your mum for new broomstick and she says there is broom in the store #nigeriansathogwarts http://t.co/yJfA6cL1y7
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11 months
The west isn’t silent , they’re funding it .
@freemonotheist
Paul Williams
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The genocide continues and the west is silent
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@MurjaA
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2 years
Lagos , I wish you luck on your gubernatorial. Now we face home , Kano has the most unpredictable outcome with the possibility of violence in the horizon . Allah ya kare dai.
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@MurjaA
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10 months
Vietnamese babies being stolen to give white people to feed their savior complex* . There I fixed it for you .
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@MurjaA
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10 years
Buhari didn't win previous elections because God was saving him for when we hit rock bottom. #GMB15
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7 years
The greatest enemy of Islam is the uneducated muslim. (Can't remember who said it) . But it has never rang so true .
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@MurjaA
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6 years
Honestly Katsina (Nigeria) has some of the best architectural interiors 😍😍👏🏾
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@MurjaA
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4 years
So because her father sinned she must settle for one too ? If we are to be held to standard of our parents sins where would be today? Sometimes it's okay NOT to tweet than just prove to people that baka da zurfin tunani.
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Sai Kaga yarinya bata san mai shan Shisha Amma Babansu kuma giya yake sha. Ikon Allah 😂
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@MurjaA
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3 years
Can we rebuke the commercialisation of Ramadan . It is a time of reflection and worship and charity not buying and excesses.
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4 years
If I tell you the name of my village , you wont find it on a map. There is no tarred road there. It's in the deepest nooks and crannies of the north. Yet there is an Igbo man who has a trader there for over 30 years. Pls shuttup.
@UcheKl
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The same way you’re hunted for being black in America is the same way you’re hunted for being Igbo in Nigeria.
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4 years
Pls share it far and wide so the coach and the talent can find their true country where their talent won’t be wasted 🇸🇷🇬🇧🇻🇳🇺🇸🇹🇯🇹🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇻🇺🇪🇭🇵🇷🇵🇳🇳🇴🇦🇺🇦🇮
@Super_Spotter
SirLAMPS
4 years
Damn ! Boy is good 🔥🥊
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@MurjaA
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4 years
I think the entire point of Islam is to submit NOT to "what you want" , and definitely NOT what any other human wants but to the TOTAL will of Allah. Stop suffering yourself with gender wars . Do as Allah commands kawai. Simple.
@BlackSeedlings
Safa @ BlackSeedlings
4 years
We, Muslims, need to normalize telling our daughters to live their life without waiting for a husband. Go for that promotion, move across the globe, get that degree, change your hair, do what you want without thinking about how a future man may not agree with that decision.
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4 years
Instagram is too exhausting now. It used to be about seeing excerpts of people's lives and interest. Now ? Its just a giant marketplace . No different from Aliexpress or Amazon .
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9 years
Visual representation of "big for nothing"
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6 years
Alhamdullilah, personally completed the Quran today 13th June 2018 . Took me two years exactly but Alhamdullilah , God saw me through it .
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11 months
@AbubakrAmeenarh Masar bauchi fah 🥲 bata Akwa ibom ba .
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@MurjaA
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9 years
Just like you pick your battles, pick your grief. Not everyone is worth crying over.
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1 year
Senegalese are definitely the better dressed Africans because what 😍🫡
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@MurjaA
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11 months
I’m against violence but that skillet now constitutes as a family heirloom and must be passed down generations.
@kellyyd_
lil willie
11 months
My sister was handcuffed by her ex while he went to work. He returned, uncuffed, demanded her to make food, she asked if he wanted it cooked in a skillet or pan, he chose skillet, then she profusely beat him w/ it. He’s been wheelchair bound since. Heavy on MAIM THESE NIGGAS.
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This girl on instagram posted it. 😂😂 but where is the lie? 11100% relate mahn http://t.co/OKyVN31478
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@MurjaA
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4 years
I’m so proud to be a Nigerian youth . The level of organisation and cooperation I have seen in the last few days not only gives me hope but I know those fossils in power are starting to get scared shitless Uptop my people #SARSMUSTEND
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8 years
On the bright side the Naira is getting more friends in her playground .
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@MurjaA
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6 years
So are we gonna do #FineHausaTwitter and shut it down or let them shine for a bit ? Matasan arewa let me know how we are conducting ourselves ..
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5 years
Masu jin yunwa da kwadayi!!! Hear ye My brother’s grill is just about to open . He specialises in kayan kwadayi . Location : Abuja , Wuye .
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@MurjaA
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8 years
Toh Alhaji acici , mala'ikan tukunya. Rumbun hatsi.
@angry_ustaaz
MUSTAPHA
8 years
As a woman,maid should not be doing the cooking 4u all the time,perfect ur cooking skills,don't go 2ur husband's house looking like Robot
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4 years
Johnny Depp deserves better .
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4 years
Pls stop saying "heaven couldnt wait for you" about people that died a violent death. Its callous and insensitive.
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2 years
I don’t know about you …but my parents will drink up the Atlantic Ocean with a teaspoon for us . Stay safe out there sha.
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5 years
Notice How their state is stated first not their qualifications? Tells you everything you need to know about Nigeria and politics. Nonsense.
@NGRPresident
Presidency Nigeria
5 years
2019 MINISTERIAL NOMINEES 1. Abia Dr. Ukechukwu Ogah 2. Adamawa Muhammadu Musa Bello 3. Akwa Ibom Sen. Godswill Akpabio 4. Anambra Dr. Chris N. Ngige 5. Anambra Sharon O. Ikeazor 6. Bauchi Adamu Adamu 7. Bauchi Amb. Mariam Y. Katagum
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@MurjaA
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4 years
According to everyone and no one , everyone wants a low-key wedding but kullum wedding parties din are getting bigger and more extravagant, so which is it ?
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2 years
Allah ya sa ayi zabe lafiya . Allah ya zaba mana mafi alheri a gare mu. Amin .
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3 years
Have the best wife in the world , if the man is an asshole , the house remains on shaky foundations . In summary , be good to each other …consistently.
@adamm_mo
Adam Mo
3 years
Wallahi Tallahi, having a good wife is one of the Most important decisions you will ever make, you may build the biggest house in the world, but only a good wife can make it a home. Make the right decision
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1 year
Ya Allah ka tsine wa Yahudu and masu goyon bayan su.
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4 years
You cant have an outbreak of a chronic illness. You have rapid deterioration of the illness . Pls learn something if before spreading panic.
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5 years
Pls continue to use hijab as it IS a form of obedience. That one part of your deen is lacking doesnt mean there isn't any that cant flourish. May Allah guide and forgive the fornicators. I
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7 years
Please if your friends and family are starting a business . Pay FULL PRICE . That's how you 'help and support'. Not every time free shit
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5 years
Dear Muslims brothers and sisters , pls watch . May Allah guide us towards the right path .
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1 year
Wai dan Allah kun san farashin shinkafa a kaasuwa kun ishe mu da soyyaya
@th_saleem
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1 year
your last relationship Why did you break up???
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4 years
I dont even like the drama of her clothes but now I am motivated that me and Mohammed tailor are going to copycat , even the atampa 😤. Comman flog us muna jira.
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2 years
Mafi alheri a gare mu.
@AbbahTeezy
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2 years
Asiwaju, Kwankwaso or Atiku...?
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Maarjan
5 years
“Bari and Biba” Jks I love you big time 😭
@Mss_Deeynah
Maishanu
5 years
Get yourself braced for something big 🔥 @bbchausa @OgunseyeToyosi @Jimehsaleh @Bahaushee
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2 years
Obi won in the states that obi was projected to win . He wasn’t going to touch NW or NC. Why can’t you get that ?
@jerryjok
BlackShadow ™
2 years
They saw the projections about Obi winning with a large voter turnout scenario so they not only rigged but ensured they suppressed the numbers so bad.
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10 years
" @issabellaa__ : “ @Dreez_B : 😂😂😂😂😂😂" @Nayz100 : 2. 😭😂😂😭😭😂😂 http://t.co/0kdOeyurnR"” ffs 😭😭😭😭😭😭""idiot" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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8 months
Who in their right mind will pick fight with someone who slices meat for a living ?
@Nsukka_okpa
Oyiga Micheal
8 months
Wildest thing just happened this night. Agbero meet Suya guy to sell Suya 200 Naira. Suya guy give am. Agbero no gree pay. Suya guy say na so Agbero Dey do always say e must pay today. Agbero pick offense tear am Slap. People gather Dey hold Agbero. Agbero rush find bottle.
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5 years
She has closed your chapter for the day na. What's so hard to understand ?
@desmond_ibude
MiLES 〽️
5 years
Girls will text you “goodnight “ and text another guy “ I can’t sleep”🙄🙄
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@MurjaA
Maarjan
5 years
You're quite foolish. Let me be the one to reveal that to you.
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