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miss mustard

@messy_mustard

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@xienarchy

8 months

If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?

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miss mustard

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9 months

got this at the thrift today idk i think it fucks

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me when i found out that my ex situationship who could not commit did in fact commit to someone else

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I'm sick

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miss mustard

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chat how old do i look (still reeling over the middle aged comment)

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My assigned FBI agent must have updated my snapchat bc I know I didn't ????

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miss mustard

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3 months

literal chills. Chappell Roan is absolutely incredible.

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miss mustard

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4 months

it’s me!

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1 month

who the fuck r u, i’m a brat when i’m bumpin that

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miss mustard

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4 months

my mom liked these

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14 days

fuck you, go birds

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miss mustard

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3 months

sundee

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miss mustard

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5 years

i flew to miami, bought a $200 nose bleed ticket, and watched the eagles lose to the dolphins

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miss mustard

@messy_mustard

2 months

day 3

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miss mustard

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3 months

i love u so much Philadelphia

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miss mustard

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4 months

just had 3 espresso martinis

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miss mustard

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4 months

#NewProfilePic

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4 months

hotel bartender DMing me… i’m cooked

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6 months

pookie is 6’1” with these boots on 👁️👄👁️

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4 months

leg muscles said hey!!!!!!!!!!!! (don’t roast my swing i’ll k*ll myself)

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miss mustard

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3 months

haven’t gone out in 2 weeks, deleted instagram and snapchat either this is growth or i’m really depressed i fear

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7 months

hope every1 has a great DAY

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4 months

hello LA

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1 month

we’re going to the sweat tour @ajewishbrat

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3 months

me and who omg

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this would feel so fucking good

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4 months

y’all mind if i go to a wedding and celebrate love?????

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2 months

back 2 school back 2 school 2 prove to dad that i’m not a fool!!!!!!!

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3 months

i’m seeing Chappell Roan today everyone

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2 months

going to happy hour for the vibes

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5 months

romance is not mf dead

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2 months

making my return to philadelphia night life tonight

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2 months

mood when u score the championship winning goal in sudden death at intramural hockey (proudest moment of my life lowkey)

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2 months

go birds say it back

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8 months

it’s my bday

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2 months

50 days without a drink today!!!!!!

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7 months

going to fr*nky br*dley’s

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2 months

never been sweatier, frizzier, or HAPPIER in my life

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2 months

no rizz just big brown eyes and crippling anxiety

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my studying all day in the library fit go, and i cannot stress this enough, phils

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3 months

no one: bitches with brown eyes:

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3 months

me and who

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Frog and Toad sat on the porch, feeling sad together.

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born to go frolick in the leaves, forced to study the reproductive system

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3 months

3 fingers is perfectttttttt

Karina Rykman

@KarinaRykman

3 months

3 finger @JohnMayer making it happen - that ain’t easy 👏👏👏

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9 months

its new home <3

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6 months

going to the phils game if y’all care

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2 months

it’s giving miss frizzle

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going 2 new yawk

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3 months

one month without alcohol today <3

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1 month

she got the kelly green she got the kelly green

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3 months

a lot of men with thigh tats and short shorts at the gym rn………………………….

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4 months

who up yearnin

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2 months

this has all been wonderful 🥰

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king of the castle, king of the castle

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3 months

do all the ppl hitting on me in my DMs know that i’m 5’10”

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24 days

happy boyfriend day to all my reply guys, i love u

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2 months

does today’s business casual ruin my hippie street cred, be honest

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7 months

face card not declining as the kids say

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i hate the eagles so fucking much

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i love love

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2 months

phish show #30 tn

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aunt mustard

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what is bro doing here

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2 months

me and who

Alyssa Cristelli

@AlyssaCristelli

2 months

HAPPENING NOW: Crews pull a Range Rover from the Schuylkill River. Police tell me a couple was being intimate inside the car early this morning when they accidentally shifted the car into drive, causing it to roll into the river. @phl17

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post exam drip (i’ll clean my apartment later ok)

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Day drinking is all fun and games until it's 8pm and you feel like you could die at any minute

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2 months

do i need this sweater

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2 months

i graduated therapy today :’) gave my therapist the biggest hug and then proceeded to cry after i left

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3 months

lord, i beg u to stop sending me nonchalant men

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6 months

y’all mind if i run 10 miles???

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4 months

can i dissociate in the tub in peace pls

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go phils ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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deer creek night dos

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on the verge of tears and sleep deprivation psychosis but fuck it we ball

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give me 30mg of adderall and an espresso martini and i will pitch for the Phillies fr

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2 months

pre exam drip

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5 years

bucks county facebook is unmatched

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my thighs have entered the chat i fear

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4 months

Good morning pookies

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me and sunglasses trey

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my eyebrow girl ate down no crumbs

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imagine being mean to miss mustard on the internet but i’m just at home like this

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2 months

the key to not ending it all is to have a future concert ticket at all times

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we’re fat sis

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7 years

Boys will get mad at u for getting mad at something they did... they are truly not shit

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he’s just a 16 pound baby 🥹

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2 months

goodnight bad bitches

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9 months

@mollyanne326 nah :)

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11 months

NO filter view from my apartment this morning 😭😭😭😭😭

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6 months

at my hometown bar

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2 months

ok officially blocked

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miss mustard

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2 months

i’ve never felt more alone, feels so scary getting old 🥲😳😤🤨😶😭😪‼️‼️‼️

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2 months

i scored a goal today if y’all care

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on my way to the lots when I found OUT I PASSED RENAL LFGGGG BIRDS BY A MILLION

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3 months

going to Chappell Charli night in the only two lime green items I own

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3 months

this would work on me

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This is how I spit game

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Chicago I am in u

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2 months

mid day monday rot

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post night shift cuddles

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