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amber

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1 year

having to explain that when you came out you only had troye sivan blue neighbourhood, hayley kiyoko girls like girls, dan and phil, tumblr, blue is the warmest colour, oitnb, glee, and gay marriage being illegal

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2 years

hey guys these are my pride flags please be respectful

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1 year

imagine being secretly gay and having to appear on bbc radio 1 everyone week on a live stream where 80 thousand highschool age girls are watching and live tweeting “i think they’re holding hands under the desk guys. fr.” like that’s gotta be a fate worse than hell

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1 year

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10 years

this one of the only dan pictures i have saved on my home computer which i just rediscovered and i love it http://t.co/nksghjLH7U

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11 months

i’m emailing this to my 15 year old self with no context

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3 months

inside out 2 isn’t an accurate depiction of middle schoolers brains because where the fuck was dan and phil

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2 years

guys a girl at work said her sister “passed” and i said “congrats” because i thought she was TRANS. she’s dead. she meant passed as in PASSED AWAY. i feel unwell.

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1 year

i guess you could say im into classic cinema

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1 month

the girl i just fucked went into the living room and pointed at my dan and phil clock and went “gotcha”

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8 months

the tortured poets department

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1 year

they were my heartstopper.

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1 year

i wanted him so bad in 2012 i pasted this photo on the inside of my school diary and would look at it compulsively throughout the day whenever i was stressed as if it were a sedative

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1 year

wasn’t expecting a cameo of the tonberry phil gave dan in 2009 in the first video but we’re here now.

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1 year

this photo will be 14 years old next month btw

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10 months

yo this airbnb got the craziest set up……

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1 year

WHAT WAS I ON

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11 years

Dan and Phil VIDCON 2013 (Aka sex on wheels) http://t.co/WNEBvYXWqm

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11 months

phil taking his sarah michelle gellar cardbaord cutout to prom is actually the most camp thing in the world.

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1 year

nah bc he hasn’t served this hard since

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1 year

dan and phil emailing the church: “Hi there, we are two gay men in our 30s and, if possible, we would love to file a youtube video in your church announcing the-

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11 months

one time i took 3 ed*bles by mistake and i went into psychosis and the only way to calm me down was to let me quietly watch dan and phil in the corner of the room for 7 (SEVEN!!!!!) hours and if anyone came over i’d start explaining the video to them and the lore behind it

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11 months

if we're gonna date you have to watch my 14 evil years worth of dan and phil content

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9 months

i got the lesbiab phannie sheets i’m only human

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11 months

between the ages of 18-22 u will make a terrible decision and it will haunt u forever. the happens to everyone in the world.

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1 year

dan and phil could title a video “we literally got married, not clickbait, we’re in love” and i’d assume the video was about the stock market with a hellofresh sponsor

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1 year

when are danandphilgames shop going to drop a shirt with them kissing at the fall out boy / panic at the disco / my chemical romance concert in front of a pride flag

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1 year

me: yeah i’m so excited dan and phil brought the gaming channel back coworker: who are dan and phil? should i google them? me: OH MY GOD N- google:

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1 year

I DONT CARE DUDE I DONT CARE THAT ITS BEEN 14 YEARS I DONT CAREEEE I DONT CARE !!!!

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11 months

hey we saw you from across the bar and we absolutely hate your vibe

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1 year

2016: guys when is the new dan and phil games video coming out, it’s been a week, i miss them! :) 2023: DUDE!!! NEW JOINT CONTENT JUST DROPPED

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1 year

nah bc this was a different time

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1 year

happy 14th birthday to dans first video

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1 year

14 halloweens together is actually insane

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1 year

how has this man not aged in 5 years

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1 year

i cant believe i’m in a reality where dan and phil both have fringes again

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11 months

so what dan and phil have built the most beautiful life together???????? and we all just have to watch it???? okay????

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1 year

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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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11 months

tfw ur wrestling bestie 🙌🙌🙌

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1 year

this is so them

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1 year

pov you’re at you’re autism assessment and they hand you this to fill out the paperwork

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2 years

in 2014 the dan and phil shop only sold this signed poster to uk fans and i literally cried about it for two days so my mum wrote the most insane email to their merch store and basically forced them to send me one and then i was sworn to secrecy to not reveal how i got it 💀 so

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11 months

every so often i think about this

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1 year

god i hate them

apollo is meeting dnp 🍉

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1 year

oh my god i just saw someone on tumblr saying that dan and phils cinnamon rolls look like their respective bedsheets

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1 year

if i saw my moots posting like this i’d unfollow

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2 years

“i’m in my slut era” you say as you type danandphilgames into the youtube search bar

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2 years

when this photo was posted in 2013 my entire life changed i’m not joking

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2 years

i miss when dan howell would get on younow drunk just to tell us he wasn’t gay

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1 year

new phannies fr won (didn’t have to go through dystopia daily)

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1 year

i’m showing him the most recent danandphilgames video

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11 months

ok idea. they bring back the plushies but in THESE outfits.

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11 months

guys this is my outfit to prom. i’m really nervous bc it’s the first time wearing whatever I want. not what Mom wants. please let me know what you think!!!

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1 year

i was the highschool age girls btw.

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11 years

WHY WERE THEY HOLDING HANDS WHAT SOMEONE BETTER HAVE RECORDED THAT FRICK

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11 months

king was fighting for his life

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1 year

in 2 days dan and phil will have known each other 14 years...... just btw

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1 year

no one understands

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1 year

people were rabid for this image in 2014

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11 months

what did they feed the dan and phil chibis ?????!!!!????????!!!!!??

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1 year

thinking about how phil probably had to film this just standing on top of him 💀

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1 year

why did i make this im going to throw up

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1 year

phil: i liked 2016 girl are you…for real rn

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2 years

“you must be proud 🌈❤️” how could he not be

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1 year

“dan and phil stop uploading so late” no actually. upload later. upload at 4am london time. i want everyone to know what it feels like to be me.

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1 year

these were the 3 maybe 4 youtubers btw

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1 year

phil bout to say hello dan and phil games DYKES 😭😭😭

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2 years

im not implicating anything i’m just saying

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1 year

the “yum” is sending me into orbit

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11 months

and when they release pinof 11 next week then what

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10 months

dan and phil cop the lady door necklaces challenge

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10 months

new phannies don’t understand the lore

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1 year

when it hit me

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1 year

you had to be there

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1 year

shoutout to anyone who got the dan and phil sim card

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1 year

these little guys represent a generation

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11 months

next video going to be “dan and phil cover the 2009 phan song”

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11 months

the squeaky toy is actually for dan and phil not the cats

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1 year

DAN AND PHIL GAMES SPOILER!!!! / / / / THEYRE GAY??????????????????

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1 year

remember when dan got drunk on younow and started ranting about how he didn’t care if people thought he was gay and then suddenly the power went out. that was phil shutting off the master fuse btw.

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1 year

dan quietly updating to 14 years of friendship ….

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2 years

i drew dan and his waffles 🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇

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1 year

she’s giving BODY. she’s giving yass girl. she’s giving femme. she’s giving okayyy 💅 she’s giving cuntification. she’s giving cuntology. she’s giving cuntinomics.

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hes like guys omg 😭😭😭😭 stoppp im literally sooooo bad!!!!! 😭😭 please like i can’t even play anythin- 😐🎶🎼🎼🎼🎼🎶🎶🎼🎼🎶🎼🎼

sammy ★ iso detroit m&g!!!

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"this is gonna be a disaster" yeah ok

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2 years

imagine watching your soulmate endure the worst depression of their life whilst living with them, and then years later they release a book about mental health that helps people going through the exact same thing.

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1 year

what did they put in that first dan and phil video i watched for me to turn out this way

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1 year

my outfit has been disturbing me all morning and just realised why

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11 months

obsessed with dan and phil not giving a fuck in 2023 actually

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2 years

phil is so elusive to me. like dan pretends to be the cold one but he’s made like 7 highly vulnerable hour long videos about his entire life. i have no idea what phil is really thinking at any given time. we will never know what’s behind those blue eyes.

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1 year

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM. THEY GO MISSING FOR LIKE MONTHS…ARGUABLY YEARS. ARGUABLY FOR YEARS THEY HAVENT BEEN THIS ACTUVE AND NOW I SEE THEM EVERY fucking DAY WHAT????? HELLO????? IM ON THE PHONE TO THE UNION

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10 months

everyone pour one out for the dan and phil advent calendar 2016

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1 year

i be like “im fine” but im thinking about how dan and phil’s 14th soulmateiversary is next month

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2 years

oh i’m gonna cry

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11 months

dan howell is NOT tall ‼️‼️‼️ explain this. girl we were eye to eye

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11 months

this is a real email i sent in 2011

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1 year

THE JAPANESE BAMBOO TREE PHOTOS FROM THEIR TRIP TO JAPAN THAT PHILS DAD PAINTED??? oh i’m sick

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10 months

why does dan look like the my littlest pet shop cow

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9 months

most non-australians i’ve spoken to on this app didnt even know indigenous australians exist. aboriginal australian culture is the oldest living culture in the entire world. educate yourselves this invasion day and help us change the date.

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1 year

i literally need to stop telling people i like dan and phil because if they’ve never heard of them and google them they’ll just see pictures like this and never look at me the same

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1 year

just realised some of you don’t know the lore that i got dan howell banned from a mexican restaurant in melbourne bc i got too wasted on my 24th birthday in 2021

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1 year

happy 14th phanniversary ! 🥲🥲🥲

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2 years

this was the ONLY time he ever looked mildly “daddy” in his whole life.

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11 months

i miss in like the 2010s when there used to be like one video everyone knew and it was super viral and you could talk about it with literally anyone. now, bc of the sheer amount of content on tiktok, there’s almost no such thing as virality. its so normal now.

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interviewer: so how is phil- dan: Phil! and I are so different. You actually could never a understand. he’s like the wind in my hair. It’s not normal at all!! I hate him. I sometimes think he is a part of my soul. And-

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