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It’s really a war of endocrine disrupted and normal people
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Spirit Airlines is like what a non AP class was like in High School
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@diamondmolar Do men even have safe spaces anymore ?
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β€œDid you do anything fun last weekend?”
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New set up
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Women will literally go to therapy instead of finding a man to make them a camp fire
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"My girlfriends convinced me. Do you like it?"
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Just paid $18 for a mid tier lunch in a mid tier city.
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@FinanceLancelot There is a man somewhere funding all of this
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@PaulSkallas I had to go into the admin settings to find the 0% option. Worth the 10 extra taps
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@PaulSkallas β€œUm uh, we are going to the place from Instagram”
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@basedspinach Another example I saw of this was kids who played sports (football) and kids who didn’t at a young age. I think the stress is good
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@dumbbitchcap Women go wrong where they try to emulate what they seek in men
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@LeaMaric What happens if someone gets a seizure at a pentecostal church?
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All the women know its a full moon All the men know its the end of Q3
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@k9_reaper @Aristos_Revenge Remember when everyone got upset about some black kids getting kicked out of a pool there?
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@mma_orbit Iron sharpens Iron
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3 years
Some homeless outside my place had a fire going. I envied them. Interesting contrast of my expensive place and their freedom. An hour later the fire department showed up outside. Some lady must have called the 911. Brutal.
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I love the energy in the office when someone puts in their two weeks. Makes everyone question what they themselves are doing.
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1 year
Old boss racked up a huge AWS bill then left. Now I get to have the glory of saving the company 50% on cloud cost 4HL alley oop
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coworker: β€œYou’re quitting and don’t have another job lined up? You better have a lot of money” me: β€œYou mean you’ve slaved away for a decade and can’t afford some time off?”
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I’ve become the kinda guy who just orders right away. No need to study the menu New place, ask what’s good, else order what worked
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Low ceiling syndrome. Lots of people like to rant in cars.
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Taking women on dates should be tax deductible, and a step towards UBI4W
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3 years
Last day at work. Signing out of the 4HL
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Lindy walk find
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@sheengoloid_ @PaulSkallas Okay I got that. Now it’s asking me if I want to round up to the nearest dollar for Chicago Public Schools. It only has a Yes option. Where do I do other?
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This girl was called crazy Good case study of the hivemind in the comments
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Putin has big weekend plans in Ukraine: 1) he's going to cut power and heat, knock out Ukrainian navy and air force, kill general staff and hit them with cyber attack; 2) then install pro-Russian president and 3) resort to full-scale military invasion if Ukraine doesn't give in
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Monday in the 4HL
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Zoom call soundboard, buttons for: - Crying baby - Door bell - Breaking glass cup - Pneumonia cough - Relentless sneezing
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There are no new ideas
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Uncle Forrest Harrigan Boll x4
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I’m gonna carry a manikin around a subway and call him Wilson.
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Women will literally adapt their whole life around their misbehaved dog rather than train the dog
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4 years
In California you can be hiking a trail and not see a soul for an hour. Turn a corner and someone is wearing a mask.
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Wild how school shooting tech is such a large industry
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@PaulSkallas Parisian men are even smaller than the women
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We are living in a Great Depression. The majority are just coping with junk food and digital entertainment
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@Palois_Deter @basedspinach You wouldn’t get it nerd
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@PaulSkallas it all makes sense
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@PaulSkallas Rise in Aspergers countered by a rise in Therapy talk
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Sam has the perfect office. - wood floors - high ceilings - looks messy, but cleans up in 5m - natural lighting - lots of under utilized space
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Kitten: the Midwest is America πŸ¦…
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mood today tbh
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@TrafalgarRao1 @ShitpostGate He can’t keep getting away with it
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2 years
Any 300lb human who lives off of grub hub
what is the largest animal you think you could beat in a fight to the death?
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WFH only works if you find a social outlet Sitting in a room all day just isn’t good
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I don’t know what’s going to happen between now and then, but I’m really bullish on how great America will be in 30 years from now
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@PaulSkallas called it.
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@p8stie You need Jesus
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@akhivae @food_inquisitor Ahh yes just like London
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@PaulSkallas When I hear someone drive obnoxiously through a pedestrian area, I feel an urge to find a rock and throw it
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I hope all Robinhooders learned a tough lesson in diversification today. Need to buy the same stonk on multiple platforms next time.
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Lindy
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TechCeoPepe really fell off As Bryan Johnson picked up Hmm
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It’s a brand
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@PaulSkallas Their should be a pipeline to take people who age out of corporate and make them teachers
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@_CharlesPreston Sounds like a conspiracy theory
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Welcome to the weekend
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@TracesofTexas The Valley starts when you past the first set of palm trees
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@TheInsiderPaper Let them fight it out
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My Grandfather passed away last night at 93. He practiced law up until yesterday.
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Another reason college campus beats online classes: The 15 minute walk between subjects
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Anon mixing domains
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@Rainmaker1973 Dude even wears crocs
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Dudes will literally spend $3k at the club to attract a city girl rather than have some balls to approach a woman at Target
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Daily Standup Coworker: "How was your weekend" **Thinking about all the stuff I shouldn't share Me: "It was alright, yours?" Coworker: "It was great, just watched Avengers with the kids" Me: "Wow cool"
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Mid 30s guy brought his wife and kids to watch him in BJJ I had him in side control and as I think about setting up a lapel choke, I look up and make eye contact with his wife Weird feeling
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You can feel the pull of the weekend
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@lindynap β€œI’m creating a SaaS for this to be a tactile button placed on a supervisor’s desk. This with have Okta, Jira, Slack, MS, and G Suite integrations”
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@TikTokInvestors I’ll be blaring this out on speakers towards the homeless
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@Jason I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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Yo, John Mcafee is in the same coffee shop as me
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@PaulSkallas @strongstate β€œImbecile. Some fat tail swung her door on my ride last time. You have to understand the risk.
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Crazy thing is that @techceopepe is actually at Devos. He’s eurotimezone posting
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@PaulSkallas β€œBad jacket.” Sad!
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I don’t have a job, a car, or a place. But, I’m of the Software Engineer Caste, so I don’t feel lost.
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I have noticed a common contrast between those who struggle to find software jobs and those that do not. Lying
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@PaulSkallas He’s projecting from the Software domain, where it’s a flex to not care about dress.
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"When you come to the boundaries of what you know, it is time to make some mistakes."
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The primitive urge to share supplement stacks with your tribe, after only 1 day of not dying
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If Vivek Ramaswamy were president, he would fill all important government positions with Indians I have seen this run its course in Software. There would be no going back. Our hand would be forced. We would have to found a new country.
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Lindy table thoughts on prenups?
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Went to the back and told the line cooks not to cook my burger with propane, so I don’t get autism
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People with setups like this in the office loved to spend more time talking about their setup than using it. That’s what’s going on there.
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First rule of 4HL: Don’t spend your 4 hours talking about work
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@PaulSkallas Permanent now
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Commercial gyms and BJJ keep many of these types at bay. Not my favorite type of guy to work around
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This is the dude who just set himself on fire outside the Trump courthouse. Seems like a normal and sane dude
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@Empty_America Man just wants to park in the living room
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