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a laugh can be a very powerful thing (they) (theme park leftist)

orlando, fl
Joined June 2011
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@melschnef
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2 years
went to a catholic mass for the first time in over five years and the priest used WHITE WINE?! since when is the blood of christ Barefoot Moscato
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2 years
this fit is immaculate
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Daniel Logan
2 years
George Lucas and an early version of our favorite astromech droid... R2-D2
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1 year
this is going to be the greatest Defunctland of all time
@BrookeGMcDonald
Brooke McDonald
1 year
Breaking: Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser will make its final voyage on Sept. 28, 2023. New bookings for voyages through Sept. 28 will be temporarily paused while the booking team contacts guests with voyages from Sept. 30 through the end of the year.
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4 months
now tell me why the Rainforest Cafe is selling these hard as hell jean jackets
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20 days
bob iger and josh d’amaro
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20 days
it is time to do a January 6 for the muppets courtyard
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DiscussingFilm
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The first ever ‘MONSTERS INC’ land will open at Disney’s Hollywood Studios in Florida.
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20 days
come and take it
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9 months
snub of the season
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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The Golden Globes nominees for Best Song - Motion Picture: • “DANCE THE NIGHT” — BARBIE • “I'M JUST KEN” — BARBIE • “PEACHES” — THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE • “ROAD TO FREEDOM” — RUSTIN • “WHAT WAS I MADE FOR?” — BARBIE • “ADDICTED TO ROMANCE” — SHE CAME TO ME
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20 days
well
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@MickeyViews
Mickey Views
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OUR FIRST D23 NEWS REPORT IS LIVE! Disney Teases HUGE Parks Announcements, Brayden Drops D23 Parks Predictions!
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1 year
first? what the hell were they?
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
Disney and Pixar’s 'Elemental' introduces non-binary character Lake Ripple, who uses they/them pronouns. Lake is Pixar’s first non-binary character. 💧
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20 days
the fate of the muppet courtyard
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4 years
🚨 BREAKING EPCOT NEWS 🚨 FIGMENT HAS AN IMAGINATION PAVILLION CHRISTMAS SWEATER
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babe what’s wrong you’ve hardly touched your SHREK ONION CHEESECAKE 🧅💚
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1 month
oh when y’all were saying that the disneyland Pirates is a perfect ride and better than wdw’s in every possible way you weren’t kidding huh
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2 years
happy birthday to all of epcot but mostly Explore 69
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1 year
🚨🧡🚨 HOT VECTOR SUMMER STARTS NOW 🚨🧡🚨RETURN OF THE KING!!!!
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20 days
it’s so fucking over it’s never been more over
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2 months
i hope she sings HOT TO GO
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@ScottGustin
Scott Gustin
2 months
Walt Disney World shared a "who’s who" at the Country Bear Musical Jamboree, including a new look at the bears. The show officially opens at Magic Kingdom on July 17.
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yeah they’re about to announce some of the worst things they’ve had in years aren’t they
@DSNYNewscast
DSNY Newscast
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D23 2024 FYI: Heard from cast member viewers that Disney has notified them that there will be an exclusive live-stream of the Disney Experiences showcase (Disney Parks presentation) on Saturday via a link. No word yet on public-facing streams etc. But doesn't look likely.
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“they’re not gonna save muppet*vision” they will bro. they will if i post good enough.
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@JimShull
Jim Shull
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I believe if you enjoy Muppets at DHS you should visit within the next 18 months.
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7 months
here’s how DEAR ALIEN WHO ART IN HEAVEN can still win best original song—
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2 years
@RACER1ZZY oh no, this was in MISSOURI
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2 years
when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
@MuppetPictures
Muppet Pictures
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1 year
Changed my body from the way god made it, It reflects my altered mind.
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@Grimezsz
𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳
1 year
Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.
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4 months
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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3 months
I’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK! BEARY! JAMBOREE!
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1 year
can you even imagine for second if they kept themed entertainment like this in the parks every day and didn’t just do these one night only influencer galas for the worst people you’ve ever met
@ThemeParkShark
Theme Park Shark 🎢🦈 Dustin Sparage
1 year
THE PARTY HAS STARTED TONIGHT!! @WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyParks This is how to get the party rocking! #AllTheDisneyThrills
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7 months
today is for THEM
@darkuniverse
#DarkUniverse
7 years
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse .
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3 months
babe what’s wrong you’ve hardly touched your TROLL WHIP ✨
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20 days
happy parks panel day to you and yours
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1 year
Liza Minnelli has outlived Poseidon’s Fury: Escape from the Lost City at Universal’s Islands of Adventure theme park. The show closed tonight after almost 24 years of operation.
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8 months
society if the disney parks had an entrance turnstile for people who had their tickets ready and knew how to use the touchpoints efficiently
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2 years
please correct me if i’m wrong, but is this the first time a major theme park has just quietly included same-sex couples paired up in a show like this? it’s making me cry either way!!!!!
@insideuniversal
Inside Universal
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¡Vamos! – Báilalo, a new street show in New York, debuted today. @UniversalORL
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2 years
STOP
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3 months
putting out basic decorations and food offerings for your media preview and then still removing it entirely to give the absolute bare minimum to paying guests: the Disney Difference™️!
@Mickey_Central
Mickey Central
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Update: it looks even worse today.
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they simply can’t tear down one of the most important cultural achievements of our time (that time i got a job at Pizzerizzo for the bit) 🐀🍕
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2 years
GAVR PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE 🫡🫡🫡
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2 years
the thing they don’t tell you about living in orlando is that every three weeks a different beloved friend or family member is in town and it becomes your personal moral responsibility to make sure they have the best vacation ever, and if you fail you do not love them
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1 year
absolutely losing my mind at figment leota and the dreamfinder haunted wallpaper!!! merch of the year!!!
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OH?
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rat pizza forever 🐀🍕on 35mm film
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2 months
first ever trip to los angeles rapidly approaching, almost overwhelmed with excitement to see the places i’ve heard about my whole life: disneyland, citywalk hollywood, the burbank airport
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7 months
this is literally me btw. when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
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3 months
FOUR HOUR JENNY NICHOLSON STARCRUISER VIDEO JUST DROPPED
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@JennyENicholson
Jenny Nicholson
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Please watch my video
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1 year
RIP Taylor, an absolute titan in the 90’s, gender-nonspecific theme park host community 🔱🌊🫡
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7 months
everyone SHUT UP there’s new TINY MUPPETS YOU CAN BUY
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1 year
must an Indiana Jones movie be “good”? or can it simply remind us that it is fun to go on silly adventures and punch n*zis and also that Karen Allen is beautiful
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4 years
thinking about how it is an absolute travesty that a "spaceship earth at night" eyeshadow palette does not exist
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being a disney parks fan
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2 years
how many Sam Eagle sippers do we have to sell to bring back Great Moments in History. give me a number and i’ll make it happen.
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1 year
tom carrying around the roll of stickers in his pocket bc he knew this exact interaction was coming….prop comedy king
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HBO
1 year
Affix your stickers to objects you covet. #succession
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2 years
SO YOU SEE IT ISN’T A RANDOM PROP, IT’S ACTUALLY JIMMY BUFFETT’S REAL SEAPLANE THE HEMISPHERE DANCER, SOURCE OF INSPIRATION FOR THE ICONIC SONG “JAMAICA MISTAICA” BECAUSE IN 1996 THE JAMAICAN GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY TRIED TO SHOOT DOWN THE PLANE JIMMY WAS NOT ON BOARD BUT BONO WA—
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2 years
imagine dickriding the w*lt d*sney c*mpany so hard that you’re still making anti-chapek merchandise in the year 2023 when bob iger is laying off 7000 people and making sure union negotiations don’t allow your cast members to be paid a livable wage. be fucking for real
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3 years
@carlyewisel captured but minutes ago
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1 year
my dream disney job? they pay me to wear a sexy 60s suit and i stand on the condo balcony and chain smoke cigarettes while the family inside watches the moon landing on tv. i look up, marveling at the stars and this beautiful future ahead of us.
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5 months
epcot freak shit is BACK
@DisneyFoodBlog
Disney Food Blog
5 months
Here’s a look at the NEW acrobatics performance in EPCOT’s World Celebration Gardens!
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1 year
me and my friends would’ve killed Hugh Grant as an Oompa Loompa with hammers i can tell you that much
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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First look at Hugh Grant as an Oompa Loompa in ‘WONKA’.
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9 months
this is the one thing i will be an annoying Disney Adult about, i will not forgive them for ruining my favorite scene with this random bitch
@laughing_place
LaughingPlace.com
9 months
Something has materialized at @WaltDisneyWorld ’s #HauntedMansion
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1 year
i should be able to have a sleepover in the Muppet*Vision lobby, like you would at an aquarium or science center
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2 years
THEY GOT RID OF EXPLORE 69
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2 years
happy birthday to all of epcot but mostly Explore 69
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hi i just went on the real disneyland Small World for the first time and it was so perfect and so special i cried the entire time :’-)
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1 year
acab includes the prototype robot of Judy Hopps that can fall, get back up, and do somersaults.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Disney Imagineers have revealed a new prototype robot of Judy Hopps that can fall, get back up and do somersaults.
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@ josh d’amaro
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if darren criss is the one to tell me they’re evicting the muppets i will commit a january 6 sooner rather than later that’s a promise and a threat
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1 year
listen overall this ride is fun and fine but truly nothing compares to the feeling of walking up, picking up this (heavy!) gun, and then just…carrying it away! it goes against every theme park instinct you have and it rules!
@thrillgeek
ThrillGeek
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Guests grab their E-liminator X off of a moving conveyor system before riding Illumination’s Villain-Con Minion Blast. @UniversalORL
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need yall to know that the MGM Studios churro cart at DCA stopped me dead in my tracks and i got so excited i ran away from fern to take its portrait
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1 year
@kenzvanunu where did you find it before you reposted it, that might be your answer
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1 year
close to my soul, and yet so far away / i’m going to go back there someday 💖✨
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@muppetfellow
⋆✺ mary tales ✺⋆
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How do you serve cunt in a muppety way?
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1 year
just started Interview With The Vampire holy SHIT what the FUCK!!!!!!
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@Defunctland that might have been me
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1 year
this is going to be the greatest Defunctland of all time
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my whole entire heart , that i will go to the ends of the earth to defend 💛✨
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@carlyewisel
🍓✨carlye wisel
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post your favorite muppetvision / muppets courtyard photo challenge!!!!!
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1 year
are you fucking kidding me with this SEXY IAN MALCOLM BROWNIE?!?
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accidentally in love 💚🧅
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1 month
please don’t let the Biden news divert your attention from the real most important thing that happened today (made it to CityWalk Hollywood for the first time to pay my respects to the Sector Keeper) 👻
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1 year
heartbreaking: cast members are human beings and sometimes have fun at work 😔
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10 months
the most essential context for the first clip of DJ Khaled in Toy Story Land is that @GriffLightning and i are standing just out of frame, mouths agape in wonder at what we’ve stumbled upon
@WaltDisneyWorld
Walt Disney World
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It's time for the tree-mendous return of the #DisneyHolidayCelebration ! 🎄✨ Watch @Disney magic on @ABCNetwork November 26th with festive performances from #WaltDisneyWorld & @DisneyAulani . Tag a friend you're excited to watch with.
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2 years
so is the wedding between Br’er Fox and Ryan’s Dad tomorrow night as soon as the park closes? or do you think they’re gonna wait a little now that they have more time to exclusively focus on their marriage
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1 year
Getting to watch MuppetVision with a full and engaged audience is one of the absolute best theme park experiences. It’s clearly been shown love recently—every effect worked perfectly, SWEDISH CHEF’S MUSKET SHOT FOG?! Truly what this show deserves!
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1 year
“BEING CONSIDERED” this is at least a five years away i am screaming
@DisneyParks
Disney Parks
1 year
🚨JUST IN🚨New experiences inspired by “Encanto” - the Academy Award winning Walt Disney Animation Studios film - and the fan-favorite adventurer Indiana Jones are being considered for the reimagined land at Disney’s Animal Kingdom! 👀 #DestinationD23
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what about baseline taphouse? is she safe?!
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2 years
new self care just dropped
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the orlando lgbt community the entire hhn season
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@OOCParks
No Context Theme Parks
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hi hello i was just informed that the Great Muppet Caper mcdonalds souvenir glasses i have been using exclusively to drink wine from for over a year have LEAD PAINT i have truly been giving myself LEAD POISONING oh my GOD
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TOMORROW
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1 year
I fight for the Users 🥏✨ My art deco TRON Dapper Day look, a labor of love three months in the making. Get ready for me to post photos of this dress every day for the rest of my life. End of line.
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this is what launched my themed entertainment career
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@MariaMondloch
Maria Mondloch 💙💜💖
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this is what launched my themed entertainment career
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friends i am so thrilled to report that :
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1 year
an anniversary celebration featuring and celebrating all the park’s entertainment and shows? mk 50 and epcot 40 found dead in a ditch!
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2 years
best part of being backstage at Nightmare Fuel is being able to see into the audience and watch women realize that they’re gay in real time
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2 years
bestie i sure could tell you a Tale about the particular man who built that room….
@Monkey_Pants
Ian Milham
2 years
The library at Skywalker Ranch is one of the best feeling rooms I've ever been in. A mic drop of warmth, craftsmanship, and curiosity. Anyone who'd build that room is alright in my book.
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HE IS RISEN
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6 months
the only Oscars pregame you need tonight
@davidehrlich
david ehrlich
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THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2023 a video countdown
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1 year
i have one beer at dak and start taking pics in the dinosaur preshow like it’s a concert
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2 years
it’s a great day to be a muppet stan here at the walt disney world resort
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“Listen to the Land”, a very sweet and very Epcot commission for my dad 🎨🌿✨ 9x12 gouache watercolor, prints coming as soon as I get time! (reply if ur interested and i’ll message when they’re ready 🥰)
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6 months
LISA FRANKENSTEIN FOR HHN33
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2 years
babe wake up, Jake Sully and His Avatar lego set just dropped at disney springs
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