Sir Khumalo @mello_OO7 Twitter profile

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 years

Sorry to disturb but please listen here... 😭😭😍😍🔥🔥

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

My ex girlfriend's daughter called me inviting me to her school award ceremony... I sometimes help her over the phone with her homework even fetch her from school sometimes... Now I don't know what to do because the mother is dating someone else...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

If you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend now... Love them show them love appreciate them make memories never wait forever, forever... Enjoy each other's youth and build a life be friends...

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Sir Khumalo

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2 years

Who will call me now drunk "Baby come fetch me" 😂 and when you see me you be like " Guy kiss me phela bazothini abantu" 😂😂😍💔

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

When you get a chance fall in love enjoy it to the fullest never hold back... 🥺

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Sir Khumalo

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@EmbeeMalema @_angelndlela Consistency is key...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@Snazo033 Not all of us are evil to think or do such

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

On Twitter we find refuge umpheme wokuphephela. Thank you to everyone. One day at a time will be good and I will be myself again. It's after tears for everyone for me trying to sleep...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

To everyone who sent their comforting messages Thank you... Found myself praying a lot this days. It shall pass... Thank you🥺

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

If you see me today just give me a hug...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

13 days

Ngalolusuku kwazalwa indodana...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Intando kaNkulunkulu sometimes 😏

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 years

@PoshTeedkay My next move will be to go home drinking until next year fetch my things next year at our house and leave her

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@Zweli_Thixo How did you previously viewed life and now how do you view it...?

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Send nudes it is my birthday 😁😁😋

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@Solphendukaa

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

My superstar is gone...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

5 months

Unjani umoya wakho...?

Nontando Madlamini

@Nontando12

5 months

Fresh wig lines. 🤝🏽 Clean look.

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

When you find a friend in her... 🙂

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@_uThabiso @DominicNgeleka "Nasi isikhwebu sidlala imfene" imfene nguwe lapho... 🤣🤣🤣

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@Vandal707 Olova bazokuxaka My friend got married in 2013 did he not divorce his wife in 2017 because of this... 🤣🤣🤣

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@NgenieSidloy @mlota_azola Inomunikazi leTweet

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Good morning everyone...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Someone please tell me it a dream...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

My friend got married in December... When we arrive at the venue he took our phones so that we won't take pictures and post... Now the company that was taking videos and photos lost all the data now we don't have pictures he doesn't have pictures...😭😏

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

My happiness was cut short😭

Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Lenjabulo ka AKA khathi ezwana no ntombazanyana ngiyayibona manje... Lezingane zifika noshintsho...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 months

Umfana nje oneminyaka engatheni...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@Mfuyi @LihliqinisoM Kuthiwe "Gorgeous" angazi wenzani... 😭😭

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

10 months

If women write their own... Many relationships will end by 17:00 in the afternoon

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@sk1tguru

10 months

that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Guys when replying on tweets please don't reply like siyaajola abanye bethi siya invigilatwa...😭😂😂

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

08 10 2022🕊️

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@TheBoyDAD Inomunikazi letweet...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Angifuni ngisho utshwala...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@LebogangMolema3 Yes...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Ngi busy nama China la, senza i coolerbox ye finger print singaphela😕🤟🏽🙅🏾‍♂️

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@NMpeqeka @Kgothatso___ And ya'll want us to give you forehead kisses...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

I know the feeling of losing someone who made a promised to see you... Next thing you hear your partner is gone through violence... 😭😭😭 Nadia Nkosi yami... 💔💔

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Love so new gone too soon...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@RealCotaz_SBK @AusBassie You don't put effort that why... 😉😂😂

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

@Iamzeedacutest @Rele_Glo Any department but never IT and HR...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@keyssa_tshepi @Lxngelo @inkthatoo Because we have sent that question and saw different results... Sometimes you don't have to ask but you see with pictures...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Waze wakude umhlaka 2 ngolesine umasitende elana😭😭😭

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 years

A girlfriend that doesn't have Breaking news from work 🚩🚩🚩

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

👌🏾

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

You had to be there... 😢 #RIPMampintsha

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Currently conducting training for people who will start working 1st Monday of January... 2 guys and one lady got here hangover as fuck...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

Gents have you dated a girl that like ice cubes...? And she wakes up at night uzwe esehlafuna... 😭😭🤦🏽‍♂️

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 years

@LuthandoFuze Champagne...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 years

Kuyenzeka yini eSalon basende isms ethi " Kusasebuhlungu yini.?" ...?

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

11 months

@PizzaSlice_M Nzima... 😂😂😂

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@Nduduzo_carsa @H_Permza Mina i will marry one...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

😂😂

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@SnothileFelicia @hawemuurhh Yabona masengihamba ngesisu phansi njengeNyoka ngikhiphe ulimu ngaphandle ngizokhotha... Weeeeeemama....😋

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

If i host a braai nizoza...?

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Gents don't forget to love them with love that takes their fear away and teach them a combo or two... 😉

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 years

@Billy_Marl @_ElMarlo_ Let me host you just the 2 of us...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Today I miss my friend... The whole day her voice was playing on my mind...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

Niggas in the comments only thinks to date a beautiful woman needs one to have money... 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 years

@Zuluish_ Shwele Shembe nkulunkulu wasenanda 😂😂😂

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

I wanna send " if you interested I will send a car to pick you up at 17:00" But no recipient... 🙃

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

I have a crush... Ngimutshele noma ngilande uDecember udlule... 🤔

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

It's my birthday today plus 1🎈🍻🍰

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

I miss my girlfriend... Saw her sister last night she just came to me gave a hug...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

Kodwa nami.. I remember I was in a noisy place people drinking My ex called me by video call now I couldn't hear her I the shouted "yenina aniboni I am in a call" She dropped the video call and called me with a voice call and she said "Sukuma manje get in your car and drive"

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

A German took a Zulu man for a ride...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

On a beautiful Tuesday morning ngithi nje Sanibonani... 😊😊😉

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

October idlozi lingiflathele... So much pain in one month...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Izifebe zangempela zithule du zifunda ama comments 😂😂😂

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

I don't want to comment on how to raise a child because I don't have one... Kodwa soyicela ivuthiwe...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 years

Next year Gents simithisa abo "I am done will never have kids again... "

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Ulwesine lomama... Ngithi nje Sanibonani zimbali zezwe... 😊

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Sir Khumalo

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

11 months

@KgantshoDii @Zintathu_L We didn't know anything about this she brought it here online... I don't want details just how did she find out...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

I am babysitting my sister's son and my brother's daughter because bona this weekend they decided to go on a weekend away because their are in relationships mina ngiSingle... Ngithi nje sobohla manyosi...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 years

It my birthday 😊😊😌🎉🎊🔥🎉🎊🎈❤🥂😭

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

If you can't afford a traditional or white wedding, yenza lowe Afrikaans, Vat n Sit.

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

uBetway uzonidla nize Ni understand ukuthi Imali iphiwa amantombazane😂😂😊

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

Morning...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

That 45 minutes in the car after you parked...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Good morning everyone...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

I saw you liked my tweet ubuthini...?

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

@lindz_malindz Don't do it with your man...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

1 year

Wanna love someone's daughter so much so angawuvali umulomo ngami... 😍😍😍

Madeline

@Maddy_sebs

1 year

I really hate it when u always talking to someone and its always “my husband and I” kanti husband has no name🙄🥱

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Good morning Everyone 😊

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Yes, I do, I believe That one day I will be whre I was Right there, right next to you And it's hard, the days just seem so dark The moon, and the stars are nothing without you...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@PeachMapentshis Ngiyasabela...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

If niggas starts sharing their heart breaks story the huns will be rolling on the floor...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Outside...🍻🍻 I sikhathi selikwa... #BeerFullWeekEnd

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Umjolo usuke usuku Stage bani when your girlfriend calls you "Guy"...?

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

@Sinethemba1914 Hope you heal too...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

3 years

This month guys we buy school uniforms. Next month we pay school fees. November salary we save half for January. Because lo December Mkhulu bafethu i see it...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Waking up next to a beautiful person is therapeutic...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

I am laughing today but I almost died on Friday at 20:30

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Have you ever booked a vacation for you and your partner... Nixabane nihlukane then you get a reminder about that trip months after 😒🤦🏽‍♂️

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Your touch, your skin, where do I begin? No words can explain the way I'm missing you Deny this emptiness, this hole that I'm inside These tears, they tell their own story... Told me not to cry when you were gone But the feeling's overwhelming, it's much too strong...

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Sir Khumalo

@mello_OO7

2 years

Ushiya imoto uyogibela taxi... 😭