Thabekhulu @_uThabiso Twitter profile

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

Never try to use my own tweets against me on here. 80% of them are lies. Especially when it comes to things about me.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

@TheSource @BustaRhymes @Trevornoah He's now just living his best life with his favs.

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6 months

@KwadwoDot1 @Patricia_Bantom Lol, you guys just make suggestions without thinking.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

@Less_HumbleTeej Bolt, same guy who defended Justin Gatlin in a press conference about his history with doping? Same guy who checked journos after his last race to give the then rookie Christian Coleman his props for raking the silver medal. He always give his props when they were due.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@MangoShelton @Tendaijoe @manghumani People really don't wanna peacefully compliment on this App, someone is always ready to point out at something.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@Bahabris @africanarchives Yup and went back home to the US to be victimised and be treated like he's below human. This story doesn't have a happy ending at all.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

In all honesty, we really don't need this match.

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2 years

Brian Gewirtz comments on The Rock possibly having a match at #WWE #Wrestlemania 39

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@JackzMind Your parents probably never showed you any affection. It's the only reason I think one would find this weird.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

6 years

@Sipho_Says When Deja Vu drops

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@TokyoSage Sasuke was supposed to die here. He was lucky to come out alive.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

6 years

@TheRealKhwezii I'm more worried about the people who are actually taking part in this nonsense.

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@_uThabiso

4 years

@SuperSportTV @IAmOkocha "So good they named him twice."

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@ndowiii @Maroza_K The more important question la is "why is this man not whipping his ass?"

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@CourageRKhomola Uhmm, no.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

@SaziMba @_afro_politan Personally I don't like girl on top because half the time you get hurt because she has no idea what she's doing.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@News24 @BISouthAfrica No one really cares what sons and daughters have to see. You don't inherit your parents heroism status.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

@DominicNgeleka @mello_OO7 "Wahamba wedwa kushisa ilanga kanjena". I mean, I'm right there. 😭

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

@KotaTheFoe Lmao, manje all 3 must drive?

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Thabekhulu

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18 days

@_BigSexy It's all fun and games until you discover that they are suffering from body dysmorphia.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@Audriinah_ A mug written, "world's greatest boyfriend ".

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@GugsM I'm shook that she's driving herself around.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

7 years

@CallMeSello No they're not. Their primary function is to feed, not pleasure.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

The late Dr Sindi wathi it's a salad, so it's a salad.

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3 years

This is not a salad tlhee

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Thabekhulu

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7 years

@CallMeSello Nah G, don't sexualise something as innocent and natural as breast feeding.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

@skiiAgain Scara Ngobese with a 720° and that behind the ball thingie.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@khayadlanga The comments here are embarassing, not that they don't get the joke but the fact that they don't know the GOAT Jerry Seinfeld.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@FloMasebe Few people are actually aware that Mbongeni Ngema's Sarafina is based on this State of Emergency, rather than "The Soweto Uprising".

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@fcfortune If I'm being honest I'm not surprised that she didn't know. What I've noticed is that when our history is taught it's unfortunately reduced to just "We had Apartheid and then Nelson Mandela went to jail, De Klerk released him and they gave us our freedom, The End".

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

It's because she doesn't dissappear and repears out of the blue. We're raising her as well with our data and wifi.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@AaryaaStark English is not my mother, but that wasn't "gooooo" from Jon.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

@buitengebieden Equestrian is the word you're looking for.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

I'm really happy for the lady that Zonke paid her fees for. Problem enginayo ukuthi her first instinct was to thank God first. Kanti how's this religion thing ngempela, you're always giving credit to someone who was clearly enjoying watching you suffer.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@MangoShelton @Tendaijoe @manghumani I don't believe in clapping for what people should be doing, but let's please not focus on other factors and hypothetical situations that aren't involved in this scenario.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

@Carnage45__ @AstasiaWill Okay you're wrong and for various reasons. Blessing Okabare ran a wind assisted 10:63 this past week. Flo Jo ran a 10:54 wind assisted as well meaning Sha'Carri's time is the 5th fastest ever. Oh, it's also not an official time since it was wind assisted. But yeah, she's fast.🔥

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

@AlbicelesteTalk @Rikkyy000 Nope, you only lift the original in the final, then the federation keeps a bronze a replica. The official trophy goes back to the FIFA house.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@Complex @TsikiMabala The realest hommie in the Zoo.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@xenkamii @TokyoSage Bee was godly.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@Tebogo_RTM @News24 If you do this don't drink alcohol, it's the golden rule.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

@AlfredoTaGinci @SphaYoko Shezi spoke sense, but holy shit what was Alostro saying?

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

@DrPacoHinton @Track_Gazette The East Germans had a state funded drug program. So it made sense.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@BeWarmers Not a chance mate, Pulisic has been amazing all season. Injuries just been stunting his progress.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

@hlulanimanyike Raising Keenan wasn't as bad as the original Power.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

@KSilomo @sta_schemin Go watch "Set it Off".

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@sindivanzyl This is the perfect time to work on their communication skills. It should be the beginning of raising issues openly and sincerly. Sitting him down and explaining to him what she likes when being kissed, she shouldn't tell him he's terrible, but rather say what she prefers.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

@iii_khumalo @TheSource @BustaRhymes @Trevornoah Get out of my mentions.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@chuuzus Steve is lying about not knowing the movie. Hommie even made a joke about the musicians on "Kings of Comedy" and how it was evident that it was only whites on the ship.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@YesWeCrann @YesWeCrann apart from the trolling and abuse you get, you're important and we appreciate being so informed regarding our local game. 👌

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

He just gave up and stayed under the covers. 😭🤣

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She said take your ass back to sleep 😭

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

@odd_inary_ The girl that didn't clash with Heavy K.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

Mike Tomlin has zero at the moment in 13 seasons.

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3 years

In 22 years as a head coach, Andy Reid only has 3 losing seasons (‘99, ‘05, and ‘12)

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

I wanna see the Liverpool jersey.

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4 years

@LindiswaNyembez Yup, today. Tomorrow something else. I have all the teams jerseys. Here’s me in your teams’ jersey

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

@Mo_therad they just stole your tweet and didn't bother giving you credit.

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2 years

Ronaldo sacrificing himself to take down the Glazers

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

Ama duck taylor.

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4 years

Imagine if you want to take an afternoon nap and this gang arrives🤣🤣🤣

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@Priviefk @crimeairnetwork You guys really love making up your own scenarios on the App.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@Maphelo10 @AdelesBabyDaddy That would never happen, but if she scores a freekick than my brother you'll definitely be sure something is up.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

@ajplus We have plenty of land in RSA, leave that sacred land alone.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

6 months

@FererroVmp @sipuku_sa_sotra You guys just tweet nonsense with so much confidence.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@NOWTVSport @SkySportsPL @premierleague Raw pace is obviously Adama, but with efficiency and ball at their feet has to be Saint-Maxim.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

"I thank God for giving me the ability to make music with my body" - John "Shoes" Moshoeu

Thulani Thuswa

@ThulaniThuswa

3 years

John 'Shoes' Moshoeu was a superhero & would probably fit in any coach's system anywhere in the world in any generation. #TotalFootballer

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

@_Stsontso_ @SaziMba @_afro_politan Yeah that works, until she gets excited and starts wilding out. It generally doesn't end well.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

You can teach me Xitsonga whenever you're ready.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@Nhlamulo_Mlabya 39% 🔥🔥🔥

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

@kulula Who runs this account? 🤣🤣🤣

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@Andilile_23 @SbonelloK This tweet sounded like a mother disciplining her child.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

Summer Slam. Give the people what they want.

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Brock Lesnar vs. Gunther could be happening during the summer of 2023 #WWE

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@Jonyilo1 @BBCSport Kaka never stepped foot in England, but he also speaks it brilliantly. I just think it varies from one individual to the other

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 months

She's probably the only Indian I know and had a crush on.

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@_uThabiso

1 year

@KaziiMtshali_ @TheSource @BustaRhymes @Trevornoah You can't help but be happy.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

@sixfwd126 @KhumaloKimberli @MaXhosaAfrica The same Italian team that has been rocking Giorgio Armani in major tournameents for like 40 years now?

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

Done pretending being a runner for today. #FetchYourBody2021 #IChoose2BActive #RunningWithTumiSole

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

10 months

Ruthless Agression was the best era in WWE history.

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What is an unpopular wrestling opinion that you stand by?

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@UberFacts @Christos_Fanuel His squad is useless, why did they take so long before deciding to help my mans?

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

It would definitely be my favorite as well. 👌🏾

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I love this picture so much

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@RefMom @MapsMaponyane "Let's not forget, that Chiefs got chowed, let's not forget Chiefs are cows, that's why I decided to go and the roof and let you know..." 😂😂😂

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

@KSilomo @JThigs Maybe he's not training for muscle mass but rather focusing on maximum strength (powerlifter).

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

27 days

Ndlozi is that annoying problem child. You can't suspend or fail them because they're exceptional when it comes to academia, but always bring chaos because the curriculum bores them.

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So Cyril was just elected president. The ANC stood up and sang a song in celebration. Then, Ndlozi from the EFF, says this 🤣 yoh ha ah this country is a movie

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@Macymbah_Jay @VictoriaSindi @ughramik Don't be weird bro.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

Woah, I went from a smile to practically holding back my tears.

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R.I.P A.K.A

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

Yet another year in this world, sibonga izibusiso.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

We don't want The Rock at Mania!

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1 year

#WWE Hall of Famer pitches idea for The Rock at #Wrestlemania 39 - do you think it's a good one?

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

@Close2myDreams @56blackcat Fight over, I'm not fighting you.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

6 months

@mshengulala He clearly can swim, hence why he jumped and floated. The ocean is just built different.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

1 year

@Ntombekhaya_ @tpdadj @Tokyo_Trev We didn't even know Mauritania existed until they whooped us in the AFCON qualifiers. 😭

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

@LitSego @_Lehlo Linda Motlhalo 😍

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

6 years

@deray I'm a 4th generation reader. My late great grandma could read the bible in our home language.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

9 months

@SkySportsPL English guys are so full of themselves. He's literally playing for the biggest team in the world. Why would he want to join the prem when he's already at the highest level?

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@SifisoT2 @BaeSickGuy @Lethu_Dlamini @eNCA This Tweet started so well.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@JuniorLehana Moshe is the only reason I still watch the show. His narration is second to none. 🔥

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@michaelmbatha @XolaniXtx @robertmarawa @SkepeMatsebane If you paid attention instead of ukuphapha you would've noticed that the game hasn't started.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@Dan_the_bank @FutbolBible Not even. It was their academy team, bunch of kids playing against grown men.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

5 years

@TlouMotlapema @bonang_m @ThatoChandi Intercontinental involves a minimum of 2 continents. So you just need Europe and Asia.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@LukeGH5 @StroJorge That clearly no one knows or cards about.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

Ekse, ngiyajola. 😍

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@GP_CommSafety You guys are embarrassing.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

7 years

@YesWeCrann You single handedly revived my interest on local football. Some of us really appreciate your good job.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

6 months

@Vhoyde He regrets having only done 2 reps here instead of 4.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

3 years

Decided that I'll go for therapy. I wanna be happy again.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

2 years

@Rikkyy000 @AlbicelesteTalk After the Jules Rimet trophy that FIFA gave to Brazil to keep permanently after the 1970 world cup. Fifa decided that their next trophy will be FIFA property. Especially how the previous trophy was lost twice, I don't blame them.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

@capoot7 @orlandopirates @CapeTownCityFC Relax, he's vice captain. So obviously he'll take the armband if Jele isn't starting.

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Thabekhulu

@_uThabiso

4 years

Your calves are amazing.

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