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@melbourne88
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If it’s Rodgers, I want him in full psychopath mode. Like non stop lies from the off
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@melbourne88
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10 months
They’ve convinced themselves it’s a penalty and they’ve been cheated out of 3pts. The offside part doesn’t exist because they don’t want it to It’s been like this for 11 years
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@melbourne88
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27 days
Class, could’ve had 10 Slovan the worst team I’ve seen at Celtic Park since Rangers
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@melbourne88
MB
6 months
Kinda feel like Shakhtar owe us about 50% of that fee they got
@abzzinhoo
a roy
6 months
Mudryk’s been trying to recreate this for 2 years 🙂‍↕️
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I’m waiting on Piers Morgan and Jeremy Kyle for my mutant acca
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Celtic should be heavily punished by uefa they should be banned from the champions leauge etc or at the very least fans should get a stadium ban. Vile terrorist loving club should be put in the bin.
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@melbourne88
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2 years
Deila asked Lawwell for Haaland and Odegaard We got…..
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@melbourne88
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6 months
Simon Murray
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
6 months
What have they seen?
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@melbourne88
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5 months
What a night this was at Celtic Park 💚🎵 A few years ago when we skelped arguably a better Real Madrid for 55mins 2 years later and they are in the Champions League final 👀
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@melbourne88
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2 years
No idea the handball rule tbh
@melbourne88
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2 years
How’s that not given fuckin hell
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It’s time @CelticFC
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Something happening at Celtic park this afternoon
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@melbourne88
MB
8 months
An absolute psychopath. He’s our psychopath though
@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
8 months
🤣 "We don't need a blue card up here, that's for sure!" Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers gives his view on plans for sin-bin trials in football 🔽
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@melbourne88
MB
2 years
Just some of the greatest hits
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@melbourne88
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2 years
White tiger woods
@TheParkheadF
The Parkhead Faithful
2 years
💬Alistair Johnston ladies & gents👏
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@melbourne88
MB
8 months
Nawrocki’s only crime was passing forwards
@Ryanclifford11
Ryan Clifford
8 months
Maik Nawrocki and Gustaf Lagerbielke are not worse than Liam Scales and Stephen Welsh. Never Celtic first team starters at this level. Our back line that ended the game is honestly one of the worst or could be the worst I’ve seen as a fan.
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Hahaha I can’t get any further than 6 secs of this What a guy. The confidence you have to have in yourself to do this btw
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@melbourne88
MB
5 months
Some man. At some point there’s gotta be a study done on the psychopathery of him
@NotoriousBAG_
ceern.
5 months
Brendan simply cannot turn it off. He is relentless.
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@melbourne88
MB
1 month
Counted 4 perfectly good sharks ready to be chucked This mob don’t have the minerals
@A1_CELTIC
•A1•
1 month
Great content some foul language from the bears though😂😂
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@melbourne88
MB
2 years
Yer starting a new job, your gaffer says, to get the customers and staff on board, I’m gonna need you to start saying things like battle fever and talk like you’re in the army
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Todd Cantwell
2 years
We’ve got the battle fever on 💙
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@melbourne88
MB
2 years
Don’t ask for a wage rise though
@Clyde1News
Clyde 1 News
2 years
Council tax in Glasgow is set to rise by 5% in 2023-24.
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Next manager who quotes Tommy Burns, arm and leg him clean out the door there and then 😂
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@melbourne88
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10 months
-5 degrees 12,000 capacity, Celtic 1-0 Buckie Thistle FT Miovski pen (72mins)
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@melbourne88
MB
5 months
Did Rodgers say anything about Rangers? This guys a maniac getting
@ClydeSSB
Clyde 1 Superscoreboard
5 months
🔊 LISTEN: “It’s not really respectful towards my team. I will never say things like that about an opponent. But okay, we will see.” 🔵 Rangers boss Philippe Clement looks ahead to next weekend’s Old Firm and reacts to Brendan Rodgers’ claim that Celtic will have “a bit of fun”.
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@melbourne88
MB
2 years
What he’s been given to work with? Similar squad that was being compared to the Lisbon lions in may
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Sometimes you’ve gotta put rivalries to one side and simply say I hope the paramedics were on strike
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Frank O’Cathain
1 year
Mount Vernon earlier
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@melbourne88
MB
2 years
This person pays £8 a month to verify he’s a grass
@prime_tracker
PRIME Tracker
2 years
Aldi staff caught buying more than their own limit. This was at the Plymouth Greenbank store. @AldiUK
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@melbourne88
MB
11 months
Ibrox dressing room half time 0-0 Except it’s not roleplay
@kyleisbased
Kyle - Undercover
11 months
🚨📸 I went undercover with a hidden camera to expose a Freemason "Master Mason Degree" ritual. I was shocked to learn how much of it comes from ancient Talmudic teachings. ⏰ I will release a new video every 24 hours to ensure every aspect of the ceremony is exposed.
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@melbourne88
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2 years
The amount of Asian players coming in has riled all the right people
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Tomorrows a big night for the “we don’t need the GB to create an atmosphere” crew I, for one am looking forward to it
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I get not wanting Celtic fans at games but to play it behind closed doors was a bold tactic by Hearts
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@melbourne88
MB
2 months
Heading to Birmingham on matchday 8, knowing you’re out and only interested in glorifying proscribed terror groups ❤️
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@melbourne88
MB
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@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
10 months
🎂 Happy 50th birthday to Alan Thompson! #CelticFC 🍀
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@melbourne88
MB
6 months
How many would hibs concede if they scored 3,512?
@DownTheSlope1
Down The Slope
6 months
3,513 is the answer, what is the Hibs related question?
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@melbourne88
MB
14 days
We’ll be competitive against Zagreb, YB and Brugge We’ll be disastrously uncompetitive in the other games
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@melbourne88
MB
2 years
Haha the staring and squaring up world champs are back. How easy is it to get them back onside 😂
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@melbourne88
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9 months
“In South Armagh there was a man who had a long range gun…..”
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@melbourne88
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6 months
I can’t believe he’s done this. Fuckin hell 😂
@TamseIIicsonIII
Tam sellic son
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@aboutceltic
Everything Celtic
6 months
Is this the summer we finally see Celtic push the boat out? 🤔🤞
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@melbourne88
MB
12 days
Sometimes it’s better to just hold off a day or two
@Bairdric1
Bairdric
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Nothing wrong with my sense of humour now. Pissin myself right now. 😂😂😂
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@melbourne88
MB
2 years
Any update on Lafferty clean sheet stats?
@OfficialBlues
Linfield FC
2 years
⏰️ 62: Goal for Glentoran. Linfield undone at another short corner. Bobby Burns turned it in. 🟢 GLE 3-0 LIN 🔵 #COYB #AFJ
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@melbourne88
MB
2 years
At least Declan Rice can do the fag run with that empty case
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@melbourne88
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3 months
Celtic are 100% dragging out Bernardo and Idah to make you believe they won’t happen Then bang, that’s your lot
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2 years
Never noticed it, now can’t unhear it 😂
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@melbourne88
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5 months
Hear me out right, a cheeky bid for Jack Butland in the summer? He’d be interested I reckon
@__Ki67
Ki 🔑
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Jack a pay your wages. Every week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@melbourne88
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2 months
Celtic have a massive problem, outwith the manager I don’t think there’s anyone with power who have a clue what players cost in 2024 They’re petrified to spend because they don’t trust themselves It needs a shake up in there. It needs modernised
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“You’re not invested in this football club like I am” Is absolutely bold talk from Ange
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@melbourne88
MB
2 years
Morton taking more to Celtic Park than Rangers have in years. Makes you think
@Morton_FC
Greenock Morton
2 years
🎫 Ticket sales have now ended! Thank you to everyone that has booked their spot for the match and we can't wait to see over 2,000 of you at Celtic Park tomorrow!!
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See ye Ange, it was a great two years but far too brief for him to go down as an all timer.
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Imagine someone told you in June we’d have Iwata and Scales at centre back on UCL match day one
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@melbourne88
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2 years
These mad fuckers have hardly won a thing in their adult lives btw 👋🏻😂
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When he said, “you’ll be surprised at how long I’m here” He was right 😂
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@melbourne88
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6 months
I still think we’ve a stinker in us btw but that’s a bottle job from them
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Clyde SSB specials (DM to bet) Beale “not the man” 1/5 Anytime “great institution” 4/1 Tavernier “never a captain” 10/11 Caller named William 4/6 Celtic fan ruining it by phoning in 2/5
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@melbourne88
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Celtic need to spend double figures million on players more often That’s the lesson here
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@melbourne88
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2 years
He’s typed it, read it back and still thought yup that’ll do for me
@LeSouness
Le Souness
2 years
Ange Losttheplotstecoglou has went full Simpleton 😂😂😂😂
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@melbourne88
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No better view on champions league nights
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I’ll tell you who wouldn’t be wearing a medium training top. Ange
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Rumours doing the rounds we’re still at Rugby park half way line knocking it side to side
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@melbourne88
MB
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@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
11 months
The Celts are here! 👋 #CELMOT | #cinchPrem | #COYBIG 🍀
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@PremSportsTV
Premier Sports
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"It is obviously a cup that I've not had my hands on, so it's something that we really want to get." 🗣️ @RangersFC captain James Tavernier after reaching the Viaplay Cup Semi-Final 🔵 #ViaplayCup | @spfl
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MB
9 months
Let’s be honest, I don’t like to see people lose their jobs but someone should be emptied for this 😂
@aboutceltic
Everything Celtic
9 months
🇸🇪 | 𝙂𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙛 𝙇𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙗𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙠𝙚 - 𝙇𝙚𝙘𝙘𝙚 Serie A side Lecce are closing in on the signing of Gustaf Lagerbielke from Celtic. The Swede is yet to concede in Scottish Premiership for Celtic but now looks set to leave on an initial loan. [ @DiMarzio / @LucaBendoni ]
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This here. This didn’t happen right. This is AI
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@NUFC Doubt I’ll beheading to this
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@melbourne88
MB
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Here btw, we might be able to ask for daft money
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
8 months
Mikey Johnston that is MAGIC 🪄✨
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I got sent a list of everything that will get me banned out the stadium. With a card
@LasVegasLocally
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
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Raiders season tickets arrive in the flashiest box in football
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@melbourne88
MB
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Why’s this guy got Jeremy Corbyn slide tackling Theresa May as a reason to ban booze in football stadiums 😂
@STARBRIGHT164
Starbright M Bright 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@derekwatson89 You want to add ⛽ to the 🔥 are you fkn 🤪
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@melbourne88
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Rangers, doing their bit for Celtics 2027 Champions League campaign seeding Respect 🫡
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If you’re not spending money on players, the least you can do is spend it on fines
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@melbourne88
MB
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Phone the lad who writes the statements at the GB, see if he’s available for extra work
@leothetim88
Leo🍀 🇵🇸
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The Bhoys on instagram🍀.
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@RangersFC
Rangers Football Club
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🎙️ Philippe Clement spoke to @RangersTV after today’s match.
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Without an ounce of embarrassment, they were shouting “shat it from Beale”
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@melbourne88
MB
4 months
That was the goal of the season btw but got no mention because it happened too early
@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
4 months
😅 Take two... First-time finesse from @mattoriley8 ! ✨
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@melbourne88
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3 months
More people bet on the grand national than voted in the election Let. That. Sink. In
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2 years
Not even the best striker at ibrox, why are they like this
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The graphics guy gave it away a few days ago 😂
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@melbourne88
MB
5 months
Can’t be many players across the globe who are revered to the level Henrik is to one half of Glasgow
@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
5 months
👑 Henrik Larsson spoke to @CelticTV after recieving the Outstanding Contribution award. #CelticPOTY 🍀
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@melbourne88
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10 months
@Chris_Jack89 Chris don’t take this the wrong way but I want a statement from your parents as to why you’re so ugly
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@melbourne88
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It was unwatchable last year to be fair Brendan 😂
@ClydeSSB
Clyde 1 Superscoreboard
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🔊 LISTEN: “Not bad for a team who doesn’t play good football… that’s what we were told last year.” 🍀 Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers says their 6-0 win over St Johnstone was a “perfect night”.
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@Frankieboy180
Frank
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If Hatate leaves should Celtic have a look at O'Hara of St Mirren? I think he's a decent player and could only improve with a move to Celtic. What do you think John? @yogijunior3
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MB
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Crisis? Dunno what this mob are on about A player was able to take the baw on his chest yesterday
@STVSport
STV Sport
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Former Ibrox boss Dave King has offered to make a return to Rangers as chairman.
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@melbourne88
MB
2 years
A professional amongst amateurs
@PukeFootballPod
Lee Costello
2 years
Roy Keane's reaction Harry Kane's goal 😂
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2 years
Aaron Mooy is a baldy Australian genius
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@melbourne88
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10 months
Scales is just as bad as Philips. Both rotten
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2 years
HOOOF
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8 months
Abada
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Neil Lennon has turned up at the gates of Hampden 3 days early, naked, covered head to toe in mint original source shower gel, claiming he’s a friend of Peter Lawwell Here we go again 🤦🏻‍♂️
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16m all in for Rieder and Livakovic, that would’ve been doable for us i reckon
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Not been the same since his wee pal Dembele left
@JoeBhoy16
JoeBhoy
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Hatate thinks he‘s too good for Celtic and with that attitude he should be moved on. I‘d rather have David Turnbull giving what he can than a highly talented player that believes he‘s wasting his time at our club.
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If Celtic are genuinely holding off for signings at the level of podence (even if it’s not him but that standard) I have no issue with that process Genuine season changing signings
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@melbourne88
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9 months
Biggest failing of the Celtic board and recruitment team is the failure to get us continually shopping in the next market up from the 2-3m We do on the odd occasion go into it, our strike rate there is better. We should’ve been fishing in that pond for years now
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The insecurity of the rangers support coming to the surface Checks notes… Hoping their womens team don’t get champions league money to prevent Celtic winning the league We’ve absolutely wasted them 😂
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@melbourne88
MB
11 months
Take the GB stuff out of it just now. Celtics disdain towards its match going support is off the charts
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Very good performance, very typical result
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11 months
Man, we’ve got the Brits on the ropes big time haven’t we 😂
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@melbourne88
MB
3 months
Need to give Scott Bain the full 90 tonight so he’s match sharp for the champions league games
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