jordi @megasidepart Twitter profile

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jordi

1 year

I need this but from a man, ideally my father's age, and less cheerleading more display of pride in my work, also vote to replace LGTM with "I am proud of you son"

IroncladDev 🔩

@IroncladDev

1 year

Chinese startups hire "programming cheerleaders" to keep devs motivated Could you work like this?

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jordi

@megasidepart

9 months

the stupidest thing Indian and Chinese education systems do is that they put the smartest kids in a room and then tell them to treat every other person like competition bitch ass zero sum games just for a shot at a low six figure salary

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@megasidepart

1 year

for anyone new to twitter, the dating discourse is dominated by nerds in mid to late 20s and early 30s who were sexually repressed throughout their teens tread with caution

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@megasidepart

1 year

women in SF talk about @growing_daniel like he is Timothée Chalamet

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@megasidepart

9 months

*preparing to give my daily standup update* "no updates from me"

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@megasidepart

1 year

unlike the goog/fb salaries of the bygone era, openai salaries seem to be targeted at founder-engineer types to make them feel a fiduciary duty to take the job instead of building their own thing

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@megasidepart

1 year

the indo-pak war in replies needs to chill the fuck out mckinsey would never let yall go to war, because whose gonna do back office grunt work

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@megasidepart

1 year

@gunzfromvaloran Looking sharp my man

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@megasidepart

1 year

why are European vacations such a fad in tech? I'm tired of every person who is obsessed with Paris in SF. Europe is synonymous with everything that doesn't work. America flipped the script on them in the 1800s. the continent has much to offer but you won't find it in their

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@megasidepart

1 year

as a systems engineer, why would you only date one person? monogamy inherently has a single point of failure

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@megasidepart

1 year

@yikingtons why is steely Dan discourse on my alt? I am becoming too white

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

debating starting an eng + design gc - will be only active on weekends and after work hours - venting and ridiculing PMs will be encouraged - be humble or gtfo - a safe way to doxx for irl work opportunities

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jordi

@megasidepart

9 months

consequently, this shows up in every arena, from local governance all the way to corporate strategy India, despite being a land of abundance in most aspects, feels like barren land

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

if you are a v. busy guy - find your signature dish and cook it often - learn to cook eggs every way possible - learn to make 1 dessert, for the culture cooking is goated when you need an escape and yet wanna feel productive also makes travel more fun, whenever you get to it

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jordi

@megasidepart

11 months

if india looses tonight, I don't think i can ever watch another @jeremyphoward video without feeling a sharp pain in my chest

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

@its_vin bsdk up se hoon, mujhe list na dikha

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@megasidepart

1 year

@tekbog there is actually a reason to use vim if you are really good at it. The vim muscle memory is real. Esp if you are doing c or c++ have all the plugins installed. I'd reply with how you'd have to install the vim plugin for the IDE because muscle memory

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@megasidepart

1 year

@nutritivesoul Australia?

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@megasidepart

1 year

@Nexuist lol no, have you actually worked in finance?

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

I’m in my late 20s and I have never actually talked to a girl IRL. Be honest, am I missing out?

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@megasidepart

1 year

@neko_girl92 Half the population?

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

Go start that company! Go talk to that girl! Go get that job! But remember, whatever you do, it’s not gonna fill that hole in your heart!

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jordi

@megasidepart

2 months

all that hard work, discipline, political savvy, high pressure, and at times borderline anorexia only to be labeled average by the soy face guy

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What do you notice about the average American girl?

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jordi

@megasidepart

9 months

lifting 4x a week, hiking on Saturdays, tennis on Sunday what are you running from?

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

@SwiftOnSecurity you literally just need to add more cores every time you feel limited, stop being poor

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jordi

@megasidepart

2 months

@dissproportion Former gifted child

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@megasidepart

2 months

@dissproportion @rmcentush Her full govt name with her maiden name as the middle name

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

being interviewed for Nvidia by my fellow systems TA from college feels like a mix of - homecoming, and, - "we told you, bitch boy, now get your ass in the chair and start writing C++ like God intended you too"

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jordi

@megasidepart

10 months

I am buying this for myself, anyone else wants one?

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@megasidepart

1 year

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

@lawrence_tuchik @fuckpoasting @Duderichy he didn't ask for it tho, he is bragging

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@megasidepart

1 year

@growing_daniel one day they will read this tweet out loud in court

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

SF senior engineer starter pack

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jordi

@megasidepart

10 months

at 22, i biked to my first house party after working a 60 hr week and fainted 20 minutes into it; they had to call the paramedics to wake me up was I ever invited again? Not for a while but did I create massive shareholder value? Yes.

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10 months

At 22, I moved out of my parents house. I am renting a 1 BHK in Mumbai. A thread 🧵

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jordi

@megasidepart

8 months

is this a good gift? for a woman?

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

why is everyone hating on me in this thread? the tweet is autobiographical ffs

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@megasidepart

1 year

go to bed, boys, you won't find your wife in a twitter space at 3 am

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jordi

@megasidepart

2 years

@peachblvd Can confirm. Straight women straight up dress like sluts for drag shows. If anything the absence of straight men makes it more appealing.

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jordi

@megasidepart

11 months

@notshenetworks Bro mem paging and virtual mem is fascinating tho. Best way to learn is to implement it. I like the OS Dev explanation but try talking to GPT4 about it. Start with "why bother with mem paging"

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@megasidepart

1 year

beyond that, there is at least one tweet by @tszzl indicative of a general push to be part of something valuable, regardless of the position/level-of-autonomy

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

guys, it’s simple, just be hot and successful It’s that easy.

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

when every guy in SF is talking obsessively about the insane traction for his AI startup, not having a job is an easy way to beat your dating competition

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

@growing_daniel

jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

the indo-pak war in replies needs to chill the fuck out mckinsey would never let yall go to war, because whose gonna do back office grunt work

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jordi

@megasidepart

8 months

if you are: - an indian man - who's overly online - posts really well, you just played yourself, player because no self respecting woman wants to be seen with a man in a group chat

Varunram Ganesh

@varunramg

8 months

If you are: - An Indian Woman - Who's overly online, and - Posts relatively well you've hit a lottery the likes of which even white women haven't You have the capacity to get thousands of simps and find a husband in less than 6 months if you wanted to Use this power wisely

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

@DariasRucker yes in that both those men are gay and she is just an excuse for the guys to hook up

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jordi

@megasidepart

2 years

seti @home is when internet peaked; it’s been downhill since

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@megasidepart

1 year

Is being a founder enough or do I have to be good at it?

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

most of tech is fundamentally creative; within every tech bro there is an art hoe 9/10 times for the tech bro to succeed the art hoe has to die

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jordi

@megasidepart

9 months

@joswiseman ofc not! I am better than you.

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@megasidepart

1 year

the hottest girls are *always* disgustingly underemployed and underpaid

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

short brown and asian boys are the worst to play pick up with, mfers got the fade, doing drills, got the shoes, playing mumble rap on the speaker but can't convert a single layup y'all deserve to get discriminated against for Ivy admissions

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

talk to the people on hinge, you are not gonna find your partner on twitter anon

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

woke up to this :)

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@megasidepart

11 months

the dream is to have enough money/influence that the kids can waste their teens dating, getting good grades, doing vanity projects in the latest iteration of the third world and still get into an Ivy so they can complain about how ivys are not all they are hyped up to be

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jordi

@megasidepart

9 months

engineers trash PMs for having 9-5 email jobs but then call themselves 10xers when they spend their day talking to a clinically retarded chatbot

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

god has been kind lately

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jordi

@megasidepart

11 months

that being said fast ai remains the best course I have ever taken and what maybe single handedly helped an electrical engineer actually enjoy ML

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@megasidepart

7 months

3 step skincare for men: - spoonful of collagen powder in coffee - use sunscreen - don't wipe your face with the same towel you wipe your balls with

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@megasidepart

1 year

I agree that men need therapy, but I also strongly believe that many women can do with less therapy. Like, damn girl, just walk it off. You don't have to interpret every feeling.

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@megasidepart

1 year

SF is just YC startups selling to other YC startups who are in turn selling to other YC startups when one domino falls everyone feels the impact, explaining a lot of what’s going on right now

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@megasidepart

1 year

there are now 3 fit chats wherein twitter anons willingly share photos of themselves whichever fed is insinuating this, deserves a promotion

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jordi

@megasidepart

2 years

@tszzl Bruh these cryptics tweets are getting weird. Publish the blogpost/manifesto already.

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

@growing_daniel

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@megasidepart

1 year

@growing_daniel (derogatory)

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@megasidepart

1 year

still my favorite thing in Delhi; quiz me anytime on the blue line

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jordi

@megasidepart

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@creatine_cycle the boys have always been monitoring the situation

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@megasidepart

1 year

@lbuprofin oh got it got it because Chicago and New York with 10x the population of an average European city aren't actually real it's only a real city if it looks like a museum and requires the equivalent of the GDP of a small nation to just to keep the stony road mossy no shit you need

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@megasidepart

1 year

going monk mode - cutting off friends - cutting off family - cutting off sugar - cutting off carbs - cutting off food - 0 productivity, just sleep for a month

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@megasidepart

1 year

my favorite thing about SF are the multi millionaire google engineers who drive a base model Tesla, wear free t shirts and always steal pizza on team board game nights

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@megasidepart

1 year

you can just tell by looking if a white guy is really into "indian food"

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

only valid reasons to get an mba (must meet > 50% of the list): - vanity - breakup - finding a wife - seeking father's approval - into butt stuff - arts transitioning into tech/finance

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jordi

@megasidepart

11 months

maybe the prettiest thing I have seen in hayes valley, makes me miss analog

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

Brown men set getting a wife as a pre condition for doing anything ambitious like bro you can just do stuff alone

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jordi

@megasidepart

11 months

when people ask why I didn't have more fun in college poor + unemployed + struggling with OS + Midwest

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@megasidepart

1 year

birth control does to women what rust programming does to men

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@megasidepart

11 months

the chocolate mousse is in the fridge but here is the poor man's ramen i made

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@megasidepart

1 year

dating apps are great at matchmaking but what if you met the right person at the wrong time? who's solving this?

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@megasidepart

1 year

@growing_daniel my arena goes to a different school

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@megasidepart

1 year

hate to admit but how I consume twitter has significantly improved ever since i left all the GCs

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@megasidepart

1 year

man whore starter pack

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

every time I see a hell thread

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

engineers with their depth of knowledge should not take any shit for how they dress from little Erica and Joey in mkting who can't use excel macros without having a mental breakdown

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@megasidepart

1 year

@tszzl he's actually not all positive, his whole strategy is to acknowledge genius but then show how it's a lot more, but you have to actually read it to get that Most complaining don't actually finish his books Tru for da Vinci and Einstein biographies as well

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@megasidepart

11 months

giving up a >$500K TC to accept %% of equity at a seed stage company is the tech bro equivalent of 72 virgins after death anyway, where my hoes at?

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@megasidepart

1 year

the closer you are to the root, the more help you need

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@megasidepart

8 months

i was bored

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@megasidepart

1 year

is she actually into skinny nerds or is she just on birth control?

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jordi

@megasidepart

11 months

despite all the risks am taking, mathematically, my boy who is a sr eng manager at a grocery delivery app might be better off in the long run

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jordi

@megasidepart

11 months

just accepted an offer for no money and bunch of equity, this is a canon event

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jordi

@megasidepart

9 months

@fuckpoasting @MesoBasedArc Never were. We knew it right when the anons started tweeting "I can build twitter in a weekend" and then didn't

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

happy toesday, anon

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jordi

@megasidepart

2 years

deep tech bf, morally bankrupt-Wharton-will take candy from a kid gf/head of revenue

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@megasidepart

9 months

lmao stop asking me if I'm taking a date to an Indian wedding you can either show up with a wife or show up single so the aunties can set you up anything else are grounds for expulsion

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jordi

@megasidepart

7 months

my man, if they are hot and available, there might be a reason

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@megasidepart

6 months

as a man, is it okay to open a hinge conversation with “I love you, I need a green card” or should I wait till the second date

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@megasidepart

1 year

imagine if the guys who made the lighter/gun apps for early iPhones tried to raise money as a startup, because that’s what a lot of GPT startups are doing

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@megasidepart

1 year

when a celebrity makes a guest appearance on your favorite show

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@megasidepart

10 months

missed all meals today because I was so jacked up on adrenaline from creating massive shareholder value, can't wait to do it all over again tomorrow because father never loved me

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jordi

@megasidepart

1 year

how to tour SF like a local? - go down to souvla, - pay $24 for a sandwich and fries, - tweet about it

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