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that @atlutd (+ @manutd ) fan living in nashville. wife, dog mom, & medical lab scientist. I talk about soccer and politics the most. views are my own. she/her.

Nashville, TN
Joined July 2009
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today was really difficult and infuriating, but being surrounded by badass women that won’t stop fighting helps
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The Tennessee Holler
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📸 Images from today at the Capitol — where protestors came out against Rep. @JasonZacharyTN ’s bill that criminalizes helping raped children access abortion care in other states, and in support of @HakeemForHouse ’s rape exception bill. #ForcedBirthState
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@BigDaddySmurph @FlamingoMacK Attention to the 98% of the people replying to this tweet:
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@hanyuchopin The way he just takes his glasses off, does a killer pommel horse, and then puts them back on makes me so happy
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@UTDCJ_ Me, a nobody on Twitter, said the same thing lmao
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I love when Arsenal start out well because it makes their falling apart later in the season even more enjoyable lol
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@MsTaurus520 @GalenCuster @johnlegend How will the show continue without you watching
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MASTER HAS GIVEN PITY A SOCK PITY IS FREEEEE
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@ManUtd definitely worth staying up late to watch! Stoked for van Gaal and this season! #mutour
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2 years
One of my neighbors really threw a beer can in my yard at my @jasonbmartin sign???!!! Tennessee, please get out and vote this November!!!! This state needs change.
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@USWNT Don’t promote Scientology wtf
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I'm not a "big pharma" shill just because my research involves drug discovery 🙄
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Science pros! What is one thing that the public doesn't know about your work that they would be surprised about? #ScienceMarch #ScienceJobs
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those 13 yr olds are old enough to vote now but I love when they assume we’re all teenagers when most of us are adults and now we have @Swifties4Kamala 🫶🏻 oh and in Tennessee we’re voting for @VoteGloriaJ this year, Mike 🫶🏻
@GovMikeHuckabee
Gov. Mike Huckabee
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So @taylorswift13 has every right to be political but it won’t impact election unless we allow 13 yr old girls to vote. Still with #MarshaBlackburn
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just found out that VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY MEDICAL CENTER wouldn’t rehire me because of my politics so ✌🏻
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@Jaclynhill TRAVEL because I’m a tired ass essential worker lmao
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@poorlawyer And the judge should’ve 1) gotten the score right the first time and 2) not allowed a supposedly late inquiry. JUSTICE FOR JORDAN
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If Charlotte ain’t gonna play Walkes, then give him back
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@seeitinmymind nosebleeds as hell and not good quality lol but idc it was rare I was there
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RT if you’re in a World Cup venue for 2026
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@chelseahandler The replies from trump supporters never fail to be ignorant and misspelled 😂😂😂
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maybe now Tomi Lahren, Ben Shapiro, and Candace Owens will leave because idk why they ever thought nashville would be their maga love fest lmao though I do wanna see @AftynBehn debate tomi before she leaves
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Nashville fans saying “bye” like we haven’t already won the open cup and mls cup lmaoooo call me when you’ve won literally anything
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@Dimplenut @schradie Someone is feeling insecure
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2 years
I love when Arsenal start out well because it makes their falling apart later in the season even more enjoyable lol
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3 years
So we’re all @arminia fans now huh
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3 years
and last but not least: happy 3 year anniversary to the best night in @ATLUTD history ♥️♥️♥️
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CLT having their home opener on the same day ATL did 5 years later and prob breaking our record attendance I know we all have been bantering with CLT fans but honestly it’s cool that there’s finally another team that can get attendance that high LFG MLS 🤘🏼
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@WNBA @USWNT aw the cheater and the home wrecker 💓
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5 years
I. Miss. Soccer.
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6 years
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5 years
previous owners of our house left a refrigerator in the garage just had to fix it @ATLUTD
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@brendanradecki Add Ilona Maher to that now too
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Charlotte ain’t ready
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@onlychelseabuns @swiftiansapphic because why would I want to be friends with someone that thinks my other friend doesn’t deserve to marry who they love and/or is grooming children, that thinks I don’t have rights to my own body, etc etc etc. saying it’s just politics is wild to me.
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@KatieELambert I mean hell we would get sent home for having holes in jeans. Like come on.
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@dddrop_the_lace They stay trying to make us look bad 😭
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3 years
don’t you do Miles Robinson like that, we’ll fight you
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a beautiful night of hope, love, music, and getting @VoteGloriaJ to the U.S. senate 💓
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3 years
my heart
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4 months
@bed_jartlet98 in my bracelet mix today:
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3 years
But y’all remember how that first regular season home game felt for @ATLUTD in 2017 🥺 #UniteAndConquer
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2 years
@ESPNFC these replies are just men with tiny egos lmao
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2 years
having to block more men in the Atlanta United fanbase than I expected but here we are stop 👏🏼 telling 👏🏼 women 👏🏼 how 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 feel 👏🏼 I promise we don’t want to hear from you right now
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2 years
@CNN We need a FULL investigation.
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5 years
a year ago: we had nosebleed seats to the mls cup final I had ungodly screams leave my body for 90 mins I was shaking and jumping leading to really terrible videography and at the end WE BLOODY WON MLS CUP 🏆 *in my @ATLUTD feels today*
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2 years
@nathaliejacoby1 Obama because he’d probably chat for hours and just be a nice person
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why are people yelling “boomer sooner” on this plane help
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@BillHagertyTN No the fuck we didn’t.
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@lis_ashlee And Abby + Glennon!
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y’all notice how loud it was when the away team scored 🥰
@MLS
Major League Soccer
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WOW! WOW! WOW! Thiago Almada ➡️ Brooks Lennon ➡️ Dom Dwyer for the 88th minute @ATLUTD equalizer.
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@joshgad So now they’re having to claim Biden is stealing the election by simply allowing the states to count all of their votes. Can’t make this up 😂
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@repgirlypop I missed ‘08 by a week lol so this is my 4th presidential election. This narrative is TIRED
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2 years
2018 playoffs. This is how much Josef meant to this fanbase. He broke records and won us trophies, while being a face for the city of Atlanta. He said he could see himself finishing out his career here, but instead the front office + Pineda have taken that away.
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3 years
5 years since @ATLUTD ’s first ever game ❤️🖤
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see it’s not too late @ATLUTD
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New York City FC
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one year in my high school in GA we had like 3 drug-related deaths in a short amount of time so the media started hanging around outside and we were told we weren’t allowed to speak to them or we’d get in trouble because the school looked bad so no I’m not surprised
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he commented 😭😭😭😭
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we ended our winless streak at the same time we ended Miami’s unbeaten streak??? beautiful 👌🏻
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3 years
DOM DWYER’S VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY STARTS HERE ‼️‼️‼️
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3 years
Just dropped this boy off for his Halloween party at doggy daycare 🥰
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2 years
GUZ 💀
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@AlexiLalas
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The only way the #USMNT doesn't automatically qualify for the Qatar World Cup is a loss Wednesday in Costa Rica by six or more goals. What could go wrong? #USMNT 🇺🇸⚽️
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Would also like to point out, as someone that works in the clinical lab at vandy…..yes, people have been seeking out testing to determine if they’re sick since…forever? Blood work, bacterial cultures, flu/strep tests, genetic testing, etc etc etc. That’s my whole job???
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The Tennessee Holler
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Maybe @GovRonDeSantis should talk to his own wife about his anti-testing crusade? 😳😷
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2 years
happy MLS cup-iversary to all that celebrate ♥️🖤 every year I share this video of the ungodly screams that came out of my body in the nosebleeds that I spent too much money on, because THIS is what it meant 🏆
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If you're not living for #15DaysofFoundation with @thataylaa then you're missing out
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@paintmynights Chubby??? I’m begging you to get some help. Seriously.
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I love how energized progressives are right now with Kamala but I really need y’all to bring that energy to state and local candidates too 😭
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I’m out here if ya wanna say hi or punch me 🥰
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@RawBeautyKristi I really feel for high schoolers but then I think about people missing their college or even med school graduations and that sucks so bad. It all sucks. Sorry everyone graduating!!! You’re still badasses!!!
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@jvnghxbi @kennnyroys @WrittenByHanna And they DID 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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we need @VoteGloriaJ so bad
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Matt Anderson is not going back!
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There is no reason on Planet Earth in 2024 to vote against contraception. Family planning should be a settled matter. Marsha has to go!
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨⚪️🔴 BREAKING: Sergio Ramos leaves Sevilla after one season, decision made. He’s available as free agent again.
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12 years of marriage 🤍🤍🤍
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@StretfordPaddck This is EMBARRASSING from Ronaldo and it makes me sad. Wish he never would’ve come back now.
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3 years
Female center ref 🙌🏻
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@MarkHamill @VoteGloriaJ Thank you so much for doing this. We’re working hard as hell in Tennessee but it’s not easy with what we’re up against. We NEED Gloria!!! Got my ticket and I’ll “see” you there 💙
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happy national girls and women in sports day to all the badasses out there 💓
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Nashville fans always seem bothered by how many Atlanta fans travel (and also try to act like it’s not a lot at the same time??? lmao) But in reality you should love how huge this league is in the south Having huge travel support is actually fun for everyone ✌🏻
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ok I won’t be AS insufferable since Messi wasn’t there but we’re still the first team to beat Miami in this new era 💅🏼 so I’m gonna be a little insufferable
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@mitchpeotter And then I had to agree with them 😭
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@sequoiabholmes @xo_GlenCoco I saw this video and then stalked her page, pretty sure this was just to make people mad lmao
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"She's my favorite youtuber you watch. She's actually chill." Welcome to the baerrito fam, husband 😎🌯 @thataylaa
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@notcapnamerica Yeah she’s also a white Mormon in Utah. She’s all around bad
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overall the game was fun (+ Orlando lost 🎉) but I gotta say - the environment was WEAK around us. y’all don’t have to be in the supporters section to sing, chant, etc. also I will never not find that anthem cringey I’m sorry moral of the story: I love @ATLUTD 4ever
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this was a hell of a session 😮‍💨 now it’s time to help elect better humans before session begins again in 2025
@TheTNHoller
The Tennessee Holler
5 months
WATCH: 2024 LEGISLATIVE SESSION HIGHLIGHTS Arming teachers… @GovBillLee ’s voucher scam down in flames… Kremlin Cameron’s assault on democracy — another circus 🎪 legislative session in the books. Chip in to support our work, and get a Holler Hat🧢 —>
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Happy retirement to this legend. Forever a five stripe. ❤️🖤
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2 years
Hey @FOXSoccer SAY SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING
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1 year
thinking about the guy at work that’s a Nashville fan and went to the game on Saturday he told me last week that he was sitting in the SS with his brother but knew he wouldn’t get beer thrown on him because Atlanta wouldn’t score 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
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I celebrate @ATLUTD equalizing goals harder than this lmao
@stoolgambling
Barstool Gambling
4 months
For the 18th time, the Boston Celtics are NBA Champions
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WE OUT HEREEEE
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2 years
that’s embarrassing @ATLUTD @MBStadium
@loganc89
Logan Clark
2 years
@JJVerde87 @atxfc_nocontext 1 year ban to Mercedes Benz Stadium. But I won’t stay silent
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Name one reason why your club is better than your rival. #RivalryWeek
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