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Mark Davis
3 years
@MickelsonHat From Torrey several years back when Jack first started playing golf. @ja_davis18 telling Phil "thanks, nice hat" after signing his pin flag. Phil responds "thanks, you too". 😂😂 Go Phil! #KPMG
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Mark Davis
5 months
If he's next on the tee, he must be set free.
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Mark Davis
4 years
@J_Motoki I check my surroundings thoroughly prior to getting in my own shower, so to answer your question:
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Mark Davis
3 years
Ryder Cup coming soon. Time for my personal favorite speech.😃
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Mark Davis
6 years
Just got the report back - wife is CANCER FREE!! Thank you very much to everyone that sent well wishes. The support was greatly appreciated. 👍
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Mark Davis
5 years
Wife went to Oncologist today - CLEAN bill of health! One more three month checkup and then they will extend to six months - a good day.
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Mark Davis
5 years
Dude making his 6 year old grind over 4 footers using an alignment stick. Berating and full discussion after every miss. She hangs her head like she lost her dog each time. Been going on at least an hour and a half. Pro shop said EVERY DAY. Please let her have fun golfing!
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Mark Davis
6 years
Wife made it through pre-op and is off to surgery. Come on doctors time to do that doctoring stuff. Go in and get that shit. All of it. #breastcancer
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Mark Davis
2 years
The last hole of high school golf. Parents - enjoy every long trip, every bad hotel, the fast food, and every "where are my shoes?" or "can you please go get me a range finder battery?" - it all goes so fast. Thanks to all coaches and friends who added to the fun. Great times.
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Mark Davis
5 years
Another half a million to PDJF courtesy of Maximum Security.
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Mark Davis
3 years
I must clear up a misconception that @acaseofthegolf1 is "illiterate" as posted by one of his detractors. He is not. I personally witnessed him read a menu (no pictures), write on a scorecard, and he can do addition, at least to 82. 😂
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Mark Davis
4 years
Dude has his caddie do this over a four footer, yanks it left and blames the caddie. Pro move.
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Mark Davis
3 years
Congratulations @ja_davis18 on signing with Delta State! So excited to see what the future holds. Thanks to all coaches, family, friends, @NebJuniorGolf @NGAgolf @NebraskaPGA and all of the players and parents at all of the tournaments through the years. It has been a fun ride!
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Mark Davis
4 years
@acaseofthegolf1 Someone else just Tweeted: "Rookie move. Experienced loopers know you do the fake fall to test sand". 😂😂
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Mark Davis
7 years
Tommy Fleetwood was a hell of a hitter as a kid too. #kellyleak #badnewsbears
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Mark Davis
4 years
17 years for this guy today! From the Bouncy Seat, to Thomas the Train, to Spongebob, to Baseball, to Basketball, to Golf and Bowling it has been SO MUCH FUN and gone by SO FAST! You've made us proud. HAPPY BIRTHDAY my man.
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Mark Davis
3 years
It's US Open week! Reminder:
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Mark Davis
4 years
Anyone get this guy's thoughts on the Belmont distance for this year?
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Mark Davis
4 years
First quarantine related violence in the Davis house just now. Asked my wife to trim my neck and she turns into OJ Simpson with the electric trimmer. Not 100% sure it was accidental. Investigation pending.
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Mark Davis
4 years
TRASH DAY! Excuse me for being giddy, but this means TWO trips to the curb for me today, PLUS a trip to the mailbox to get the mail. Big day planned. Can hardly sleep the night before.
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Mark Davis
6 years
Titleist > PXG - can anyone think of any player that PXG has improved (except for their bank account 😁) ?
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Mark Davis
1 year
Sam Burns was a hell of a country crooner back in the day.
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Mark Davis
7 years
@BigRandyNLU @NoLayingUp @RealAndyStaron @BC2no @TronCarterNLU Dottie: Chris has done podcasts before but you haven't. What's it like?" Tron/Randy: Actually we have". Dottie: "I mean an actual podast".
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Mark Davis
3 years
Married 27 years today! Romantic anniversary weekend planned. She is going out of town with her sisters, and I aspire to do absolutely nothing at all. #Goals @mad7266
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Mark Davis
3 years
Vegas!! 😂
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Mark Davis
3 years
This dude is 18 today! Time went so fast. Doesn't seem long ago we were watching SpongeBob. Then baseball, basketball, golf, bowling - so many great memories. And later this year off to college as a Fighting Okra. Happy Birthday my man. Proud of you. @ja_davis18 @mad7266
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Mark Davis
5 years
@TwoInchesShort Can I take only 500 shots and then enter the Witness Protection Program instead? #compromise
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Mark Davis
4 years
A very happy birthday to my wife @mad7266 - enjoy the new set of golf clubs I got you. While l fully realize they were fitted to my own specifications, and you don't even play golf, don't forget it's the thought that counts
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Mark Davis
2 years
This guy @ja_davis18 graduates from high school today. I'm sure this outfit mom once made you wear finds you prepared for any and all future obstacles.😀 Seriously my man, congratulations. It's been such great times and we are so very proud. Great job. #WestsideClassof2022
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Mark Davis
4 years
Congratulations @ja_davis18 for a two under 70 today to make the cut in the Nebraska Open! Good job!
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Mark Davis
4 years
@Super70sSports I believe the robber is the guy that plays Mikey Tandino in Beverly Hills Cop, correct?
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Mark Davis
4 years
Congratulations to @ja_davis18 for his even par 71 and a four shot win in the AJGA qualifier in Missouri today. Great work!
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Mark Davis
4 years
Mac Davis and Helen Reddy today- more of my youth gone. RIP to both.
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Mark Davis
7 months
Wife is giving up online shopping for Lent. Live shot of me for 35 more days.
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Mark Davis
4 years
Thoughts go out to my friends in California who yesterday were forced to endure light scattered showers and temperatures plunging into the 50s. Sincerely, everyone in the Midwest.
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Mark Davis
4 years
Ohio State would be doing better if they stopped Smith.
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Mark Davis
3 years
Everyone please keep in mind that @ja_davis18 only has known me for the last 17 years when you read the role model paragraph. Prior to that questionable.😂 Seriously it's been a great run watching you grow up and play the game you love. So happy to have been a part of it.
@NebJuniorGolf
Nebraska Junior Golf
3 years
Get to know this week’s #MemberMonday ... LaVista’s Jack Davis! 😁 Jack talks about his role model on/off the course, his goals for the 2021 season and more. See you on the course soon!
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Mark Davis
2 years
@CaddieNetwork "Bring it".
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Mark Davis
6 years
@CBSPhilly @3RiversTrifecta Geez if THEY can't win what chance do the rest of us have.
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Mark Davis
7 years
Baffert not aging well since Arrogate got beat.
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Todd Schrupp
7 years
In-between performing Call to Post @losalracing Bugler Jay Cohen tremendous Ambassador for Horse Racing, performing card tricks for a patron
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Mark Davis
4 years
Good job @ja_davis18 with an even par 72 today at the Nebraska Open. Good showing this week! Keep up the good work.
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Mark Davis
5 years
Married 25 years today. As I always say, other than the fact that she gave me our son, and if not for her I would have been dead a long time ago, what has she really done? 😃 Looking forward to another 25.
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Mark Davis
3 years
HA! Thanks sir. I will just quit after 12 holes and BOOM shot my age. 😂 Picture makes me want to head for Torrey!
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Mark Davis
6 years
@Robwop_ @Reflog_18 Perhaps these guys?
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Mark Davis
1 year
@ToeTagginTambo @KylePorterCBS @NoLayingUp Fleetwood getting into the zone, ready to unleash some martial arts.
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Mark Davis
4 years
@acaseofthegolf1 😂😂😂😂that is great. When my kid was in 8th grade, I went to the office to sign him out for a doctor's appointment on Masters Thursday - the lady knew us too well, and said "you guys enjoy the Masters". Busted.
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Mark Davis
4 years
Married 26 years today. And in keeping with annual tradition I have to ask - other than my son, and the fact I would most likely be dead if not for her, what has @mad7266 really accomplished? 😂
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Mark Davis
2 years
Happy 19th Birthday to @ja_davis18 today! It has gone fast. Too fast!! Have a good birthday my man.
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Mark Davis
4 years
Congratulations @ja_davis - Boring red figures golf is good!
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NebGolf
4 years
Jack Davis carded four birdies on his way to a first round 71 (-1) at the #NebJrAm . Here's what he had to say after moving to a tie for first after day one.
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Mark Davis
5 years
Does anyone have any idea how to read a book? Asking for a friend.
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Mark Davis
3 years
Gonzaga is going to need to score some points if they want to win.
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Mark Davis
4 years
@acaseofthegolf1 Have the player give me a call.
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Mark Davis
3 years
Congratulations gentlemen!
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Mark Davis
3 years
Good job @ja_davis18 with a final round two under 70 at the Nebraska Amateur - 6 over after four holes and even par for the next 68 holes. #Grinding 😃
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Mark Davis
5 years
@EffTruck @JoelMonson @WMPhoenixOpen @eamonlynch @shanebacon @AlanShipnuck @AlexMyers3 @dylan_dethier Sure it is Mike. Right after my 53 at TPC Sawgrass on PGA Tour 2000 Nintendo gets recognized. 🤣
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Mark Davis
3 years
Today’s combatants in the Junior Match Play finals and one familiar looking looper. 😃 Good luck gentlemen and thanks ⁦ @JohnSteichen1 ⁩ for the photo.
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Mark Davis
8 years
@TronCarterNLU Lacks Plasma Can't Participate?? #LPCP
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Mark Davis
5 years
Got in elevator just now. Dude has on a Star Wars shirt. I'm thinking, PLEASE don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. He says: "May the 4th be with you". I'd like to kick his ass.
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Mark Davis
4 years
@jjkilleentcu Can I join?
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Mark Davis
8 months
Wow this dude is 20 years old today. Through baseball, basketball, golf, and bowling, it has been quite a run. Anxious to see what the future holds; HAPPY BIRTHDAY bud. Parents of younger ones - enjoy the ride man. It goes WAY WAY too quickly.
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Mark Davis
5 months
Annual reminder. If your mom is still with us, you are luckier than a lot of people and probably luckier than you realize. Take a minute - go see her. Call her, go spend some time with her. Anything. She loves you more than you know.
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Mark Davis
3 years
Davis family at odds this evening. Senior pictures, and in conjunction with that we are doing family pictures. Everyone mad. I'm mad because I hate pictures. Son is mad because he had to leave golf early. Wife mad at both of us for being mad. #FamilyFunTime
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Mark Davis
5 years
Parents of young ones - I know I say this every year but please ENJOY EVERY MINUTE. Mine just turned 16 today and I just watched him drive away to school (after he had a brief stop at Dunkin Donuts 🤣) and it was brutal for me. I took him or picked him up every day for 10 years.
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Mark Davis
4 years
Dang. RIP Don Sutton. I was sitting by the bullpen before one of his starts and asked him for a ball. He said, "sorry man I am 2 and 4. They don't let me give away stuff until I get to .500". One of my all time favorites and 20 is still one of my Keno numbers.
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Mark Davis
4 years
Good job @ja_davis18 3rd place (78) out at Fremont today. I lasted three holes watching - it was too cold for me out there!
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Mark Davis
6 years
My son and I had to shovel snow for the third time in a week. Wife will NOT let us move to Phoenix, Vegas, or Del Mar. Please respect our privacy during this difficult time.
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Mark Davis
5 years
Proud day for a freshman. Good work Jack
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Mark Davis
5 years
Jack Davis with a nice 76 today at Tour 18 in Dallas. Dad with a not so stellar 89, lost $5.25. But was up a dollar when my luggage came off the carousel first. So I have that going for me. Which is nice.
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Mark Davis
4 years
High School golf parents in Nebraska watching their kid in March.
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Mark Davis
3 years
👍👍👍 #feartheokra
@DeltaStateGolf
Statesmen Golf
3 years
Welcome to the #DSUFamily Jack! #WhereChampionsPlay ⛳️
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Mark Davis
4 years
I am becoming quite proficient at home schooling, and as it turns out I have quite the knack for it. Me: "Hey, did you study for your AP tests?" Son: "No. Going to play golf." Me: "Cool. Good luck and hit it straight". #Educator
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Mark Davis
6 years
Seriously? Dude throws a 60 MPH knuckleball and used HGH? Wilhelm and Niekro threw a knuckler until they were 50 years old on just cigarettes and booze.
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Mark Davis
4 years
@PGA @ClubProGuy your thoughts on this? He hasn't laced 'em up for the Thursday Night Men's League or folded a shirt in years.
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Mark Davis
3 years
👍👍👍👍
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Mark Davis
4 years
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Mark Davis
4 years
HUGE day today. Friday is the day that I put all of my weekly vitamins and medications into the individual Monday through Sunday dispenser slots. So excited I can hardly type. #appreciatingthesmallthings
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Mark Davis
5 years
At the outlet mall with wife. And son sort of. He ditched us. I’m stuck going to women’s stores. Currently in some place called Vera Bradley. This sucks every bit as badly as I remember.
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Mark Davis
3 years
This crew.......
@westside_golf
Omaha Westside Golf
3 years
Congratulations @ja_davis18 for signing to play golf at Delta State! @westside_golf @PLHSgolfteams
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Mark Davis
3 years
Too many to list individually and some are Twitterless anyway, but good work everyone at State, and good seeing all the players and the parents! See everyone this summer at a tournament near you. 😀
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Mark Davis
4 years
Well, another new low has been reached. I bet on Naples-Fort Myers greyhound racing today. Watched them on RTN. Every race. The deep end is rapidly approaching. But then again, they run tomorrow too, so I have some optimism. Looking at the program now. #sendhelp
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Mark Davis
4 years
I regularly misplace the twist tie from the bread bag. BUT, my wife insists on tying the bag in a knot after use rather than the widely accepted method of spin and fold over. Very inconvenient. Considering just ripping open the bag and putting the bread in a Zip-Lock. Thoughts?
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Mark Davis
4 years
Difficult conversation pending this evening. We may have to ask our son to take a college "gap year" while we replenish the college funding. We are having Panera AND had it delivered. Huge dent. Seriously, 6.69 for a bowl of tomato soup?
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Mark Davis
6 years
@AP Maybe ending it would be a slightly better option.
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Mark Davis
4 years
Good job Jack! (on both the golf and the interview) 😂😂😂
@NebJuniorGolf
Nebraska Junior Golf
4 years
Coming in as our runner-up in the 2020 Boys All-State Invitational is @PLHSgolfteams Jack Davis after his round of 71 (-1)! 🥈👏 Congratulations Jack and keep up the hard work! ✊
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Mark Davis
4 years
Me to my wife just now: "I think this quarantine is driving me off the deep end". Wife: "What about those people that actually enjoyed leaving the house instead of sitting in their office betting horses - how do you think THEY are feeling". I think that was a shot.
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Mark Davis
4 years
Davis house domestic situation unfolding. Wife bought new shelf. I am up in my office watching golf on one TV, and horse races on the other, and she unplugs the satellite to move said box to new shelf. Then has audacity to ask me to help move the shelf. Please respect my privacy.
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Mark Davis
5 years
First day of school. Wife found sandwich from last school year in backpack this morning. Decomposed, could not determine type of sandwich. Good luck to all parents. 😂 #sophmore
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Mark Davis
3 years
Good job @ja_davis18 tie for 5th at Oak Hills today in the Alex Shives High School Classic. Thanks to @oakhillsomaha @PLHSgolfteams @JosephPudenz @KatieIrvin19 @WiLL_GoLF4_FooD for hosting. Everyone seemed to have a blast. And good job @GretnaGolf for the win!
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Mark Davis
4 years
I am going on a walk. I have become accustomed to showering and changing clothes almost every Wednesday anyway so a little exercise won't hurt me.
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Mark Davis
3 years
At the Jackson Browne and James Taylor concert with my son. Easily more AARP and Medicare cards being checked than alcohol IDs. I’m 64 and feel like a spring chicken here.
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Mark Davis
5 years
Happy 16th Birthday to @ja_davis18 who by the way is now mobile! Torrey Pines on Thursday!
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Mark Davis
3 years
@TronCarterNLU @KylePorterCBS "NHL get you those seats"?
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Mark Davis
3 years
Good work!
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Mark Davis
3 years
HUGE congratulations to my favorite god daughter ⁦ @CaitlynFuller ⁩ for graduation from The University of Michigan today!!!
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Mark Davis
4 years
Kuchar $4.50 richer today after making his kid mark the ball every hole then pocketing the quarter.
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Mark Davis
4 years
Question - say Vegas reopened on May 1 or thereabouts - when would you feel safe visiting?
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Mark Davis
11 months
Happy 29th Anniversary to who most believe is the most forgiving, patient wife ever, @mad7266 In typical romantic fashion, we visited Alcatraz. According to our friends it was 50-50 that I returned. 29th - "The Incarceration Anniversary" 😀 Thanks for a great 29 years!
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Mark Davis
6 years
Congratulations @ja_davis18 for the 2nd place finish (75) today at Willow Lakes! Go Monarchs!!
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Mark Davis
3 years
If you're lucky enough to still have a mom around today, call her, visit her, just spend some time with her - whatever she would like. She deserves it. To all of the mothers out there - thanks for all you have done and continue to do. #hero
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Mark Davis
4 years
@JayCoffinGC I got fired twice - once by my son and once by his swing coach. Neither mid-round though. Served three year probation, recently reinstated. 😂😂😂
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