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you could be fighting for your life and then have to talk to your roommate in the kitchen

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so much of summer is eating fruit over the kitchen sink and reflecting on the past

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leaving mass and a teenage girl whipped out SETTING SPRAY to put on her forehead over the cross....we live another day <3

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my bf, talking about his barber: “ultimately he does want to be a good person”

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Air Force ones for women that went to Barnard

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this bitch was sooooo real

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some bars you walk into in Brooklyn and it’s like oh yeah a gay kickball league team has celebrated a victory in here

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2 years

when will the real pandemic be over

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trying on jeans with my mom in the TJ Maxx dressing room in 2007

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She CANT keep getting away with this

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2 years

If you own this chair put down the juvederm!

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biggest threat to national security right now is nyu students trying to do man on the street videos for tiktok

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1 year

trying to communicate with someone on FB marketplace

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1 year

have u ever met someone and just knew they were realllyyyy into wearing a banana costume in hs

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1 year

a fettucine alfredo and a shirley temple were all you needed when you were 9

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8 months

my bf said he went to a museum the other day and saw a girl in a painting that reminded him of me so he took a pic to show me

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1 year

joining a new company and hr asking if you've signed up to 8 new workflow tools linking your zooter account to the guru bunny skip by filing a claim on beep bop with a smiley face

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7 months

a rachel sennott deadline article has hit another brooklyn group chat

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2 years

there is so much to say about this chair..... the dyson airwrap of chairs! buckle fat has days left, squiggly ceramics and candles everywhere, standing desk w treadmill, MelissaWoodHealth subscription auto-renewed, nordic knots rug w a small rosé stain....

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meeting someone so wealthy you can see them go through puberty via Getty images

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1 year

it’s so brave to combine friend groups on your birthday… ive learned about so many new people at a bad Italian restaurant in the east village

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1 year

I need him to deliver me a prophecy

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11 months

can someone send me the kaitlin phillips gift guide google doc please

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1 year

feeling like a new born two headed calf the moment someone washes my hair at the salon.....suddenly there are twice as many stars as usual

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2 years

I <3 @UnionHallNY @meatcats and ill-fitting tops

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1 year

hello! im opening for @PileOfTears with Julio Torres on August 16th. i admire both of them so much and am honored to share a stage with them! Buy tickets here:

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1 year

Incredible name for the elf bars in Italy

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9 months

when i ask for breast implants this is what i mean

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2 years

need a girls trip here

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2 years

I found a beautiful console for very cheap that extends into a much longer piece…. so pretty, so many options

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9 months

when im on a show and 5 people are in the audience

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11 months

I work some weekends as a magicians assistant and tn the magician called on this hot guy in the front row and asked him to name an animal and this guy paused for so long and was like I don’t know but she would and pointed at his gf

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1 year

sometimes u can feel like a fountain inside of a bank's lobby....all that beauty....so repressed by money and fear....

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1 year

i know a brooklyn girl is in europe the moment i see a story of a clothes line with linen dish towels and some sam youkilis style shots of old italian men....show me the quotidian beauty of life in puglia babe

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1 year

sometimes a man looks like he was meant to be a centaur...run free big guy

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1 year

if u don’t like a restaurant that uses dry ice you lack a childlike sense of wonder about the world and the dance of life itself… it really takes two to tango

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1 year

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11 months

would pay to see a sports center style recap of comics discussing the Matt Rife special

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8 months

i love being held hostage at a wine bar named like june or sprig with a flickering single noguchi lamp rationing out a 40$ sardine toast "meant to be shared" among my friends

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1 year

some people give off the vibe that they are dying to represent themselves in court

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1 year

you need to stare at the moon and think about how you've wasted your summer

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1 year

everyone is always talking about the sexy history teacher or the queer English professor... what about the gym teachers with huge nipples

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7 months

visiting greenpoint is kind of like being inside of a claymation advertisement for recreational sports

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9 months

just found out about the nyc influencer snark reddit

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1 year

truly so embarrassing to be into furniture why am i going to Pennsylvania to look at a lamp

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7 months

neighbor just installed a ring doorbell

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8 months

[nfl commentator that can't stop relating things back to his dream]: travis is in some ways like a feminine elk in a forest, and this other guy, bosa, is my dad with all of his teeth just falling out

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7 months

kind of night where you need magnesium, dark chocolate, a heated eye masks, lavender spray, a rich steak, two glasses of wine, a robe, a direct deposit, and a Mary Oliver poem to feel ok

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2 years

Every news outlet has ABUSED the breaking news notification….I do not need to check my phone on a hike to learn that tax rates are fluctuating.. GET A GRIP

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9 months

i think this guy is actually really brave. bass pro shops are an aphrodisiac for men like this and it’s sad they can’t express themselves. like biting forbidden fruit….

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6 months

❤️ @PileOfTears @albino_matt

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7 months

bushwick couple going on an ironic staycation to the times square margaritaville as a last ditch effort to save their relationship

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9 months

new gym in my neighborhood looks like it sells Kratom

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1 year

you have a beauty and essence only found in dead mothers on the CW network

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2 years

can we please stop talking about quiet luxury or capacious bags lol

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7 months

alpha male influencer: doing cold plunges taught me how to be more combative with my wife

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7 months

just saw anatomy of a fall we need to put more bi women on trial!!!!

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5 months

some of you have never been attacked by a duck in a park at a young age and it shows....

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7 months

saw three people at mcGolrick park doing the artist's way...pray for greenpoint <3

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1 year

would love to buy my bf a trebuchet but inflation is crazy

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2 years

just when you think you’ve seen it all a beautiful woman reveals her nightstand

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2 years

If u have this sofa I’m reporting you to the IRS!!

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2 years

ty to everyone who contributed to this story....i love reading these newsletters 🫶 @rauraleilly @LeandraMedine @BLKBRD_Spyplane @becky_malinsky @tubbytyinthetub

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1 year

buying a coffee for your friends should be a tax write off

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2 years

half indian and irish all of my whatsapps are blowing up

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i don't know how to be the alpha in a room when there's already a grandfather clock there

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6 months

you are always at your financial lowest in nyc the week before your friend comes to visit you

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2 years

This is the live love sign for rich international freshmen and girls from Dallas majoring in art history or communications

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2 years

I dont think I look like a witch....but I do think that I look like someone that had an amulet taken from them a long time ago....

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2 years

another wild thing about this guy is that he sponsored a bill to legalize eating roadkill

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Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) on school shootings: "We're not gonna fix it."

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they’re finding a way to access my dreams….

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President @realDonaldTrump is greeted by local high school band at Trump International Golf Course prior to Super Bowl kickoff!! 🏈

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Laila Gohar has gone too far with this….the bit is becoming too much!!!

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i did sex ed in louisiana which meant a beautiful woman with no credentials came into our auditorium and said "I have 5 kids and I love every single one of them" and then left

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1 year

got my nails done bright red, called my mother, and met my boyfriend for dinner…should I call almodovar

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9 months

seeing someone’s nightstand is like standing in a lighthouse with them and seeing what light hits the water

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@JoyceCarolOates @K_A_N_D_E_L !!!

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1 year

trend forecasting? you mean a women’s intuition

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2 years

She fee my fi till I fo fum

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1 year

having a moat must have been sooooo fun

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7 months

wish more messages were coming to me via smoke, mist, shadows, moonlight, and sun

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2 years

i feel like the rich wife failing business industry is shifting from cashmere basics to novelty olive oils

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2 years

I never understood the hype around these chairs until now....need to be bald and evil immediately to cop

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kind of giving a washed up vibe but from a shipwreck with a beautifully soaked bodice and arms outstretched on the shore

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need to be a woman in a lighthouse with a gun

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2 years

can u imagine trying to write a poem in Boston lol

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1 year

love when someone assumes I don’t know otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift away… i wasn’t born YESTERDAY i read of course

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2 years

showing my tailor how I want my pants to fit

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1 year

in every city there will be a natural wine bar called june....its the order the way of the world

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1 year

when i die im donating mr beast’s body to science ❤️

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1 year

trying to negotiate with a furniture auction house in Connecticut over an Italian sofa

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1 year

when I see someone with the calculator app open in public I want to kiss them on the forehead and tell them it will be ok

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are y’all having sex hamburger or hot dog style

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New York smoke shop names are starting to border on the lore of children’s nighttime fables. going under the bridge to reach zoo za before heading to ya ya yooo

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1 year

when young people in the 1950s discover a dark secret at the rock quarry that threatens the innocence of their quaint town…im tuned in im looking at the mayors call logs

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1 year

the teenage girl in her twenties bit feels so bacon rawr 2014 to me

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