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7 years

The girl globe is pink because the oceans are filled with the blood of thousands of sexist men

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Omg a guy in line in front of me at CVS was wearing a shirt that said BIRDS AREN'T REAL & the cashier fell for the trap & asked him why so the dude went into a prepared monologue about how the govt replaced all the birds with FAKE BIRDS in the 1960s

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this is every grad school seminar

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this is the only book on my wish list

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7 years

ah yes, the three genders

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7 years

in PTSD lingo, we call that "hypervigilance." it literally destroys the mind and body

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Fmr FBI agent on CNN says Americans need to have “situational awareness.” So its come to this: we need to b ready to b shot at all the time

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6 years

I do not know how I got here, but have an Amazon question by someone who wants to break physics:

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@mckyeehaw

5 years

"what is your relationship to twitter and your followers"

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7 years

the guy who brings his own lamp to the archives is back. when I asked him about it last time all he said back was "I'm not fucking around"

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7 years

I just saw a man "hold" an automatic door open for a woman walking into the grocery store and then scoff at her when she didn't acknowledge him. This is like a metaphor for... everything

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4 years

Someone in one of my fb groups shared the most amazing find after ripping up their floors in a remodel. CAN YOU IMAGINE

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@mckyeehaw

4 years

hi hello do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior beejus christ

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

Also, Google Maps street view shows a photo of Tango looking FECKIN' DEAD AS HELL, LMFAO

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7 years

there is an academic man at this restaurant literally reading an academic article out loud off of his iPad to his date and I didn't know what the worst date in the world would be like but now I do

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@mckyeehaw

8 years

I learned today that a group of students used a Google doc to take lecture notes-- they all took notes simultaneously in a collective file.

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6 years

and he literally lays down like this to sleep because he's too lazy to stand and sleep, so people knock on our door all day like OH NO HE'S DEAD

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6 years

Yesterday my mom said some lady came to the door to tell her how pretty tango is and the lady started crying about it This is normal We don't know why everyone is obsessed with the horse Dad calls it Tango's white privilege

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6 years

Also I was feeling pretty peppy after I left & got in a Lyft and I asked the driver what his fav conspiracy theorist is & he said the twin towers were faked and honestly I walked myself directly into this hell

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update on the impending snowmageddon back home: my dad is building a gate to attach to the barn so he can trap the HORF in it during the snow, bc otherwise Tango will go lay down in the feet of snow and just become a horse-cicle because he is too stupid to understand a barn

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6 years

I just need y'all to know that this buddy was more ready with his response than I am with my elevator pitch at a history conference in my subject area

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8 years

I got my PhD mantra from a pack of oranges

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4 years

me: on tick tock for one day algorithm: this bitch is gonna love this tutorial on how to pick up a sheep

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4 years

a lady on the bus just told me I am cute and my whole outfit is perfect and that she hopes I have a wonderful day and that was the nicest shit anyone’s said to me in forever and it came on a day where I was almost late bc I changed outfits like 4 times bc I felt like a toad

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6 years

JESUS TOOK THE WHEEL AND THREW THIS BITCH OUT THE CAR

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6 years

DEFEATED: Kim Davis, Who Refused to Issue Marriage Licenses to Gay Couples, Has Lost Her County Clerk Seat

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8 years

this is the best book review I've ever read

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6 years

this wind meter is strangely similar to my own mood chart

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6 years

Oh my God y'all I can't believe I forgot to show y'all my very favorite photo of HORF

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

We live in a very rural area, in a trailer, on an off road. Not a lot of traffic. Since getting Tango, there are ~4 dedicated people who come every day to feed him, and random stops from new people throughout the day. He gets v excited for his snacks:

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

5 year anniversary of our neighbor and his incredible rural NC accent coming to give treats to our horse

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6 years

Look at him last year. He had a completely dry, warm barn with hay and feed and here he is, in the middle of the pasture, doing the stupid horse version of the This Is Fine dog

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6 years

HORF UPDATE he's in the barn daddy built for him and is surviving snowmageddon, thanks to the gate dad rigged to keep Tango's dumbass in there

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

Here he is playing fetch and bringing us his food bowl

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

Here's one more of him being a sad asshole, looking at the barn, yet choosing to stand out in the pasture and get soggy

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

from thanksgiving, me trying to be nice to him and him SCREAMING at me for snackies

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5 years

Gram has to do her exercise by going in laps around the house, which her ancient cat Susie has accepted as her loyal servant driving a chariot to provide tours of her kingdom

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

Look at how this muddy donkey turned into a Fancy Fairytale HORF

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@mckyeehaw

10 years

just stumbled across Darwin's 1838 pro & con list for getting married. "Better than a dog" but "less money for books" http://t.co/JrQ9vzo6bz

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6 years

Also, here are a few more Google Street View photos of Tango, the Dead HORF

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

where the HECK ARE MY APPLES!!!!

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

Dug through some OLDIES for y'all. Pls witness TANGO, lucha libre star (cc @NostromoSerg )

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

Pls also witness this hongry binch carrying his feed bucket all the way across the pasture to the street so he can beg for snackies from people driving by (it works)

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

5 year anniversary of our neighbor and his incredible rural NC accent coming to give treats to our horse

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6 years

also my dad likes to make memes of himself and the horse

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

occupation: does as she pleases

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

Just a reminder for the nth time: if you truly want to cater to & help poor, low-income, & first gen students, offer your grants UP FRONT and *NOT* as reimbursements. PLEASE understand that poor folk CAN'T DO REIMBURSEMENTS bc the WHOLE POINT is that they're BROKE RIGHT *NOW*

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6 years

Here's baby Tango and his mean ass mother, Lulu, not too long after we rescued them

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6 years

dead HORF

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6 years

Omg I was chatting w my Lyft driver about going to get a haircut & how it's hard to explain what I want & we pulled up beside a dyke bae who had the haircut I wanted & my driver rolled down the window & started hollering that I loved her hairdo & omg I tried to BECOME the seat

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@mckyeehaw

7 years

HAPPY GERALD FORD GOT STUCK IN THE LIBRARY ELEVATOR BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE DAY 🎆🎉🎊🎆🎉🎊

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7 years

angry emails get shit done

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6 years

Baby HORF/wonkey says thanks everyone for the kind words but also where are the snackies.

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7 years

A wheelchair user lives in this building and the landlord shoveled all of the snow off of the stairs and ONTO the wheelchair ramp. 🙄

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8 years

"Great moments in peaceful protest history: the APPROPRIATE way to get what you want!"

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7 years

routine reminder that reimbursement-type payment discriminates massively against poor, disabled, & low-income folks in academia 👍👍👍

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

Someone please photoshop Tango overtop of the weird rodent

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6 years

Big Tango got Jonk in the Tronk

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6 years

I joined a Facebook group about cats who are CHONKY and everything in my life has been leading up to this day

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7 years

Check out the Koran being presented & explored in this 1768 NC newspaper! More evidence to it's role in America way before we were the USA.

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5 years

toiling away at the biscuit factory

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8 years

As they took notes, they would mark places they were confused or couldn't follow the lecture--other students would see & explain, real time

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8 years

I dunno where they learned this, or if they just came up with it together, but it is AMAZING. Truly brilliant collaboration & solidarity.

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4 years

@geraldstratfor3 They aren’t but you are Gerald

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5 years

ICYMI: we just uploaded THE PEOPLE’S PHILADELPHIA COOKBOOK (1976), made in cooperation with the Black Panther Party, United Farm Workers, Disabled in Action, Lesbian Hotline, Puerto Rico Socialist Party, Prisoners’ Rights Council & more #twitterstorians

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6 years

What if brownies but like, all brownie is middle brownie, bro

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6 years

we built the HORF a barn two winters ago for when the weather is bad, filled it with hay and feed, and yet I can guarantee you when there are a few inches of snow on the ground in a few days, that dumbass will be standing alone in the middle of the pasture, miserable

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'A winter storm is on the way and North Carolina is getting ready for it" | Gov. Cooper will declare a statewide state of emergency later today ahead of the winter storm that will impact us this weekend #cltwx #ncwx

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6 years

Pls enjoy Dumb Horf thread if you didn't see it yesterday

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6 years

update on the impending snowmageddon back home: my dad is building a gate to attach to the barn so he can trap the HORF in it during the snow, bc otherwise Tango will go lay down in the feet of snow and just become a horse-cicle because he is too stupid to understand a barn

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5 years

the new trailer for CATS (2019) is out and the casting is great

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8 years

at the end of the semester, as they are prepping for finals, they have this massive document of notes, questions, & explanations from peers

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5 years

I know I did an ivy league degree and should technically be fine with this but I want to simultaneously throw up and flip tables when I see people throwing in words like these, idk

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

God bless photoshop

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe My one-eared cat, POOD, screams at plants. We don't know why. But it is every plant.

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

I've gained around 3,300 followers so far because of the horse I'm so embarrassed that this is what I'll be remembered for on here

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7 years

NO NO NO NOW HE IS TELLING HER HIS CRITIQUES OF IT

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@mckyeehaw

5 years

I feel hostile about it especially bc I experienced so much academic writing, academic conferences, casual & professional conversations with academics who intentionally used the most obscure language they could to both look smart AND make others feel stupid & excluded

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@mckyeehaw

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And now I am going to force y'all to look at the ACTUAL funniest rescues of the family, my kitties POODIE and TWEETIE

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I was trying to be poised & classy as I went to make my breakup with my ivy league PhD program final. Classy & fancy & very much like a normal middle class lady. However I realized halfway into the meeting that my FECKING PANTS were INSIDE OUT this WHOLE GOTDAMN DAY COME ON

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5 years

I got shit in school for this and in my writing but I just do not see any use for jargon and $10 words in plain speech conversations, I personally find it hostile and less than ethical. It's just a big fucking pet peeve for me

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5 years

he has a hoodie that says naughty that he must wear when he is being naughty because when he wears it he believes he cannot run or jump

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6 years

I'm screaming

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7 years

Things my students struggle w that I KNOW OF: narcotics anon, AA, homelessness, domestic abuse, rape, food insecurity, 2+ jobs, transitioning in a hostile home, single parenthood, veteran PTSD, care for elder family, spouse in prison, chronic medical needs. THEY ARE PEOPLE.

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5 Things Holding College Students Back: 1. Helicopter parents 2. Instagram envy 3. Netflix 4. Uninspiring professors 5. Pressure of finding purpose in 4 years

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after recently confiding in my dad during a dark period that I feel hopeless and often wish I didn't exist, he sent this. he is not always the best with words but I know he wants more than anything in the world for me to be okay. getting this sent me into a big bawling fit ❤️

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@mckyeehaw

3 years

emotionally I’m here

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3 years

everybody wish me luck on my third round of interviews today

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2 years

so @david_rysk and I have an announcement!!!!! we like each other!!

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8 years

my midterm evaluations are going great, y'all

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5 years

look at this cat y’all

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@mckyeehaw

4 years

please look at the bag david got me for work that becomes all bright and highlighted when car lights shine on me. it’s so neat to me

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

here's tango after being told that we ran out of snackies because his dumb ass CÖNSÜMED them all

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@mckyeehaw

5 years

Again, technical speech (especially among STEM fields really) makes sense when you're damn sure everyone knows, but flagrant vocabulary masturbation is just the fucking worst

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@mckyeehaw

4 years

today we had to have a zoom call where a woman in her 70s had to say goodbye to her husband. she was in our covid unit and he was on a respirator at the hospital, about to pass. there is nothing more painful than hanging up a call that ends half a century of marriage

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@mckyeehaw

7 years

My (controversial?) advice: do not compete with your cohort/dept peers. Build them up as you build yourself. Competition will ruin yr life.

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7 years

she hasn't spoken in at least 15 minutes. she may be dead

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@mckyeehaw

6 years

@divafancypants I take seven medications that can only be filled the day they run out, and they run out on 7 different days. I should be paying rent

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@mckyeehaw

5 years

The number of people who have thanked me for making an effort to include them and not make them feel self conscious or embarrassed or ashamed deeply outweighs the shitass profs & academics who told me I don't sound smart or "polished" enough. bitch I am smart. Polish your ass.

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I have given conference papers to hundreds of people, published articles, done invited talked, taught hundreds of students, and never ONCE have I EVER regretted speaking in speech that levels the ground & includes everyone or as many people as possible in the conversation

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6 years

"MY PASSENGER THINKS YOUR HAIR IS SO GREAT, MISS" me: KILL ME

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6 years

@rfsinottawa @CBCCanada It could have caused a miscarriage you fucking doorknob.

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5 years

I lose NOTHING by being inclusive.

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5 years

Who fucking cares about the conversation if only you and your tiny dick knows what is being said? Honestly

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4 years

Tweetie has to go to cat jail while poodie eats wet food bc he is very food motivated and rotund and she is tiny and hard to feed. Tweetie has recenrlt learned how to travel like a turtle to get to the food, though

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@mckyeehaw

8 years

if Beauvoir said it was ethical to punch Nazis I bet it also ok to throw a bagel at the head of a Bro telling a girl not to study philosophy

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