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@mcbainne
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2 years
Nae happy, and rightly so
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@mcbainne
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6 years
Ryan Jack dishing it oot.....so last year 🚑
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@mcbainne
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2 years
Move it yersel ya bone idle fud
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@mcbainne
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3 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what an embarrassment of a player
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2 years
Scottish football is unrivalled 😂
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2 years
Bowie not looking quite so chipper now 😂
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2 years
Boy canna help himself
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@mcbainne
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3 years
😂😂😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@mcbainne
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2 years
😂😂😂😂 glorious
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@mcbainne
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3 years
Rees-Mogg thinking it’s hilarious when his boss makes a joke about Jimmy Saville……scum party
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2 years
Thoughts are with @ScotTories at this difficult time
@BBCScotlandNews
BBC Scotland News
2 years
The main Arran ferry has returned to service after repairs were completed sooner than expected
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@mcbainne
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1 year
Should have rolled the pitch with Shankland’s foreheed, be bone dry by now
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@mcbainne
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4 years
Where’s the card for a blatant dive?
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@mcbainne
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3 years
After his goal celebration against the huns more top class shitehousing against the diet variety as Brooner pushes Hedges in front of the defender 😂
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@mcbainne
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7 months
😂😂😂😂😂
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@mcbainne
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3 years
There’s a metaphor in this somewhere 🤔
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2 years
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@mcbainne
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3 years
Billy Bootcut 1690 must of bought his jeans before they liquidated
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@mcbainne
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3 years
Least surprising tweet ever 🛎🔚
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@mcbainne
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1 year
How’s your weekend going lads?
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@mcbainne
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3 years
We’re all this guy 😜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@mcbainne
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7 years
Sky News London: everyone standing shaking hands......cuts to Edinburgh: dance music on everyone mongo’d dancing aboot accosting the mic 😂😂😂 Never change Scotland i fucking love you 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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3 years
Hey @ScottishFA now that the club who don’t obey your rules re displaying the sponsors logo have complained about rules not being followed how about you look into the ref who openly supports their club giving them soft decisions. Asking for everyone else
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8 months
What a picture
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3 years
It’s coming to Rome 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
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3 years
@GaryLineker @England Big difference between a little luck for a soft penalty and multiple cases of simulation by Sterling, Kane and Grealish. Funny how you spent 2 nights moaning about Immobile but gloss over the same long standing behaviour of English players
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3 years
Glorious 😂😂😂😂
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1 year
This is going to be the Dons meme of choice for a long time, beautiful stuff @Angus_Mac15
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4 years
Today’s forecast......
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@mcbainne
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1 year
Just seen Miovski / Rama in Amarone, held the door open for Bojan he said cheers min Life goals complete 🔴⚪️
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2 years
🔥🔥🔥
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1 year
Brilliant answer
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@mcbainne
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6 years
Checks who the linesman is......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@mcbainne
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3 years
Ole
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1 year
😈😈😈
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1 year
Love this, psyched out before he’d even placed the ball on the spot 😂
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9 months
Impossible not to love this guy
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@mcbainne
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2 years
@yumyumfibber @GrahamjnrWatt Pity your fans didn’t show that passion instead of walking away and letting your club die
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@mcbainne
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1 year
⭐️ Standing Free in 83
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3 years
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2 years
Love Willie Gardners commentary, wears his heart on his sleeve and tells it how it is. Best thing about RedTV
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1 year
35 years, never forgotten
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@mcbainne
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2 years
These are pics of the Pope visiting Scotland, does that make us all Catholics? No of course not, sometimes momentous events bring out large crowds to experience the event nothing more
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@HamptonCaught
Paul
2 years
There's been a huge shift in perceptions down here, given the events in Scotland over the past couple of days. Some folk thought Scotland was full of English-hating nationalists, but the TV images have shown them to be a small minority. Fantastic response by the Scottish people🇬🇧
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4 years
Willie Collum scores for Celtic......
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5 years
Bean counters try to understand why Crossrail is so overbudget, meanwhile live on site
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@mcbainne
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6 years
Funny how the Scottish Office have been ramping up the numbers of staff but they’re still all unavailable for comment over the brexit papers
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3 years
😍
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2 years
Filth 😈
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6 years
Sign that lad up @watterloony 😂
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@mcbainne
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3 years
For all the stick Grant Hanley used to get he’s been immense these last 2 games, transformed himself into a brilliant centre half
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2 years
Dingus settling in well with the Dundee support 😂😂😂
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2 years
Has to be one of the greatest saves of all time
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@mcbainne
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7 years
Late entry for Time person of the year award. Watch this 👇🏻 whose the dandy want to buy him a pint 😂😂😂😂
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2 years
Dross just happens to be next to a plane with the code WATP, what’s the chances 😂🔔🔚
@LBCNewsScot
LBC News Scotland
2 years
Asked if there’s a breaking point for scandals in his party - Scottish Tory leader Douglas Ross says it’s “not just a Conservative issue”. He denies a pattern of scandals in Boris Johnson’s govt, but condemns “shameful” misogynistic comments about Angela Raynor. #HeartNews
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@mcbainne
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4 years
The stuff of dreams, 200 butteries/cookies/morning rolls/rowies *delete as appropriate 😜
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10 months
That is unreal on it’s own never mind comparing it to what happened to Shinnie last year 🤯
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3 years
Can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂
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2 years
First person Cormack should be on the phone to tonight is Alan Burrows to make him an offer he can’t refuse
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8 months
They were never going to let us win this, corrupt to the core
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2 years
Hello darkness my old friend
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@mcbainne
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3 years
Inject this 😂
@iainduff
Iain Duff
3 years
Two elbows to the face, but I guess the linesman was probably too far away to see it
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2 years
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2 years
Scotlands North Sea oil, capable of bailing out the UK of 67 million people but insufficient of sustaining an independent nation of 6…make it make sense 🥴 #yoonlogic
@PhantomPower14
Phantom Power
2 years
Misleading coverage of the UK Govt’s North Sea tax raid from #TheNine . The £14Bn mentioned is only for the first year. 2022-28 is expected to raise £80Bn from Scotland’s oil & gas plus £14Bn from renewables. Get it right ⁦ @BBCScotlandNews
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2 years
Hey, yeah you, with the sad face come up to my place and live it up
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1 year
Anyone wishing Jack had started instead of McTominay? No didn’t think so 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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3 years
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3 years
What a signing Watkins is proving to be
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2 years
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6 years
I support Scottish Independence & am calling for the immediate dissolution of the Union. I am looking to connect with others who agree Please: 1 Like 2 Retweet 3 Follow I’ll follow back Copy this tweet to your own. #DissolveTheUnion #Scotref
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3 years
👀👏🏻😂
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3 years
Peterheid when you try to do anything
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7 years
Guy from party who didn’t want Queensferry crossings built calling it a vanity project complains about the SNP not upgrading transport links by using a pic of the proof they have. You have to be a special kind of special to be a tory #torylogic
@jamiegreeneUK
Jamie Greene MSP
7 years
The Scottish Nationalists have failed to plan for the future of transport in Scotland. If we are to reverse this trend we need to think big and think ahead. Read my article in @TheScotsman :
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4 years
HoHoHo
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7 months
😂😂😂😂
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@mcbainne
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5 years
Sorry but as far as i’m concerned that’s an arsehole move by McKenna, before a massive european tie with 2 other major centre half’s out injured trying to force the clubs hand like that
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@mcbainne
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2 years
I once did coke and killed 25 Taliban but got punched in the dish by the gimpiest future king the worlds ever seen
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1 year
Too good 😂😂😂
@F3rgie99
Callum Ferguson 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
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2 years
Walking away the rangers way……all aboard the last bus to Mordor
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9 months
Bojan big sexy mofo…….dandies min
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3 years
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8 months
Inject this 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😂
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
8 months
The moment of realisation 🫠 Netherlands scored a dramatic late goal against Belgium to deny England a place in the Nations League finals and also Team GB a spot at the Olympics. #BBCFootball #SCOENG
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8 months
Hahahahahahahahaha euro draw done with the porn noises clip
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1 year
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1 year
🔴⚪️ Happy Gothenburg Day 🔴⚪️
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3 years
@davidtimscott @g_hibby @Mike_Blackley Killer line right at the end ‘Even for the Daily Mail’ 😂😂😂😂
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3 years
Not a huge fan of VAR but this shows once again why it’s needed in Scotland
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2 years
Tories claiming they have a mandate to govern Scotland despite us not voting for them since 1955
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4 years
Inject this right into my veins 😍
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3 years
Clear that dodgy biased refereeing doesn’t just benefit one half of Glasgow, karma they missed it after some tragic simulation
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6 years
#COYR 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️
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2 years
Huns cheering the VAR decision thinking the goal had been given 😂
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@mcbainne
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7 years
Switches on sky news sport to see if there’s any updates, sees this prick and switches off
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3 years
@STVColin @Brown666W @AlisonJohnstone Bet the one spoilt paper was Annie Wells using the wrong end of the crayon
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7 years
Hey @GersFamily thanks for the follow follow, any chance of a RT my uncles taking part in the world piggy back champs this weekend
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6 years
Tomkins on his way to the GMS studios today to howl at the moon....
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3 years
For as much as i wanted them to get beat i feel sorry for Rashford, Sancho and Saka, we know what the racist pricks down there will do to them
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2 years
‘Rangers’ score and fans are straight into the sectarian chanting, when are @ScottishFA going to do something about this club
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8 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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