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@maybegabrielle

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need a “scared straight” type show where we take terminally online armchair politicos to knock on doors

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@maybegabrielle

2 months

i had an abortion yesterday. want to do my part to end the stigma by not keeping it a deep dark shameful secret. abortion is healthcare, essential to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. everyone deserves the freedom of choice, and i will continue to fight for it.

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2 months

@Livia00777 they’re not actively legislating away the right to have a colonoscopy

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@maybegabrielle

2 months

no eloquent thread or anything, just a reminder that 1 in 4 people have an abortion before they’re 45. it is valid and necessary healthcare. also adult diapers are pretty comfortable. if you ever have questions or need support, i’m here ♥️

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@maybegabrielle

5 months

remember when uchicago told us too many therapy dogs died so they had to cancel

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We are approaching that time in the semester when therapy dogs are deployed to colleges/universities across the country to solve major problems well beyond their expertise.

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

the only person who could survive #Birdbox

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@maybegabrielle

1 year

cannot stop thinking about pronouncing grimace like versace

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5 months

“it is was regret to announce”, the extended space, the last sentence….what a post

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@MC_of_A i think of this one often

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I swear Florida could be voting between ice cream and a kick to the head and the results would be 50.5%-49.5%.

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@maybegabrielle

5 years

forget tinder i'm using VAN to find hot singles in my area

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@maybegabrielle

3 months

introducing my little cousins to chappell roan this weekend

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6 months

you’re SOTU thousand and late

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@maybegabrielle

4 years

@crocoquiet @LCSeward @rashadrobinson @JamilSmith you usually get the latter from the former 🧚🏼‍♂️♥️

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@meghacbhat notice how fresh the timestamp is on the screenshot, i saved it immediately knowing it will live beyond me

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@maybegabrielle

5 years

i still wonder how they allowed our high school principal to be named mr. thomas p. ennis

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6 months

░M░O░T░I░O░N░ ░T░O░ ░V░A░C░A░T░E░

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@maybegabrielle

4 years

Florida Man Criminalizes the First Amendment

Ron DeSantis

@GovRonDeSantis

4 years

Today I announced bold legislation that creates new criminal offenses and increases penalties for those who target law enforcement and participate in violent or disorderly assemblies. We will always stand with our men and women in uniform who keep our communities safe.

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

i will give ruth bader ginsburg any organ that she needs in the next two years

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3 months

as someone born and raised in miami, who has experienced chicago winters and dc summers, when i talk about the weather it’s not small talk, but rather part of a larger anthropological project

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@maybegabrielle

4 years

i busted my ass taking five classes this quarter so i could go on extended status in the spring, so i could spend quality time with friends and make good memories that made me love uchicago again.........that’s the tweet

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@maybegabrielle

3 months

@OrganizerMemes no literally for my job to confirm numbers i do a fake survey and ask if biden wasn’t on the ticket who would you want it to be and 1/3 of people say whitmer

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@maybegabrielle

4 years

students mobilizing overnight setting up donation drives and volunteer networks to help each other navigate our exodus proves that always and forever, the best thing about uchicago is the people

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@maybegabrielle

5 years

girls be like damn i have a birthday post due at midnight

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@maybegabrielle

5 months

marijuana and abortion on the ballot in florida this november

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@maybegabrielle

5 months

voters are a mercurial grab-bag of opinions: they are complicated, they are contradictory, they are human! and we need to treat them as such, meet people where they are and just listen, never assume

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5 years

for a school soooo good at economics why does uchicago have no late-night food options for a student body chronically up late?

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1 year

you know what….he’s right

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@maybegabrielle

3 years

it was rare, it gave cher, i remember it all too well

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Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello SPLIT after two years of dating

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5 years

broke: my parents getting a dog to replace my college-bound sister woke: my parents getting bees to replace my college-bound sister

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5 years

imagine if cvs had digital receipts...

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@maybegabrielle

4 years

a new era is coming......i think m*yuri and her boyfriend broke up

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hit tweet? check pinned

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@TomatoMichelle7 2019 fall quarter

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

i found the voice history for amazon echo my parents have and almost every day they ask alexa what the weather in chicago is i’m :’’)))

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6 months

cc: @OrganizerMemes

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5 years

the lord truly giveth and taketh away: airport security confiscated my nice facewash that was nestled next to my edible

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@maybegabrielle

5 years

feel bad for all the nerds in my class who did our super tuesday prediction assignment more than 24 hours before it was due

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@maybegabrielle

5 years

happy birthday to the only major american city to be founded by a woman! in 1896, julia tuttle finally persuaded henry flagler to extend his railroad down to miami. the subsequent economic and population boom led to the establishment of miami later that year!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! @CityofMiami turns 123 years old today 🎂 🎊

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@maybegabrielle

5 years

on my toughest days i wear my uchicago sweatshirt to remind myself that i’m here and i’m worthy and i can go even further. then i smile to myself because the dumb b*tch in me made it this far too

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@maybegabrielle

4 years

Mitt Romney

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My thoughts on the current state of our politics:

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

i love my home state, that crazy bitch

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Huge marijuana bundles are washing up on Florida beaches after hurricane Florence, and swimmers are fighting over them

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6 years

biggest self-own is my dad getting into debt to pay for my environmental and urban studies minor while not believing in climate change

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6 years

my friend changed o k a y in my phone to sickomode and a large part of me (the whole part) doesn’t want to change it back

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4 years

DANIELLA LEVINE-CAVA. MIAMI’S FIRST FEMALE MAYOR. FIRST JEWISH MAYOR. FOREVER A BADASS.

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@maybegabrielle

5 years

sometimes i think florida isn’t THAT crazy and then a memory surfaces, like the time my girl scout troop toured the miami herald and they excitedly showed us the spot where the guy on bath salts ate the homeless man’s face off

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5 years

the new snapchat ghost is uncomfortably thick

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

sprinted through o’hare in my platform boots and didn’t roll an ankle, made it to my gate with a minute to spare and was upgraded to first class. the universe has a funny way of apologizing for fall quarter.

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6 years

my mom is skyping me into all of her science classes to talk about the polar vortex, i feel like a celebrity

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9 years

UCHICAGO 2020 ❤️❤️❤️

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

miami-dade county board of elections with my mail-in ballot request

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

good morning i just remembered that @salmaface was once parodied on SNL

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@maybegabrielle

9 years

@salmaface IS ON SNL THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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5 years

me: i need to meet with my academic advisor or else you won't let me register for winter classes uchicago: Hey! I’m so glad you reached out. I’m actually at capacity/helping someone else who’s in crisis/dealing with some personal stuff right now, & I don’t think I can hold appro

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5 years

the literal absolute last person who is going to have a say over my body is a 22 year old named brett

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4 years

cool girls go to public libraries & national parks on their birthday

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

since coming to uchicago i literally think at least once a week about how i just hope everyone i love stays alive until i graduate so i don’t have to leave school to grieve. so disappointed with this administration.

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Starting in the fall, College students will not be able to go on part-time status in their final quarter before graduation, and students will be able to take five classes per quarter at no additional financial cost.

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4 years

the only cop i know is my gay aunt and she cheated on her wife :( acab

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

HEY FLORIDIANS: it be frustrating to see the encouragement to “go vote!!¡!” within a system historically designed to keep many from doing so. we can change this system in a big way this November by voting YES on Amendment 4, and restore voting rights to ~1.5 million residents

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4 years

🚨 some personal news 🚨 i'm now a freelance digital content producer* . . . . . . . . . . . *making various bitmoji movies for my mom's virtual classroom

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@maybegabrielle

5 years

slowly and subtly radicalizing my family by moving progressive books in and out of our shared amazon cart to make them future targeted advertisements

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4 years

sharknado 7: living at home with my right-wing parents during a global pandemic and election

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6 years

as if this week wasn’t bad enough with SCOTUS, kimbark is apparently scanning IDs now

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muted That post at 5k likes looking through my notifications now um

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5 years

focus on thesis focus on thesi focus on thes focus on the focus on th focus on t focus on ti focus on tik focus on tik t focus on tik to focus on tik tok

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

might pretend i’ve found god so my family lets me do the blessing at thanksgiving and i use it to go awff on the trump supporters in the room

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@maybegabrielle

5 years

this is in my mom’s classroom. i guess “hard to shoot at corner” is too long for a sign. @marcorubio @SenRickScott what do you guys think?

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@maybegabrielle

5 years

cracker barrel truly said y'all means all

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Cracker Barrel denies event with pastor who called for execution of LGBTQ people

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

yes i’m in the reg at 2:12am but the vending machine dropped me an extra packet of peanut m&ms so things are really looking up

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6 years

i gain a brain cell every time i use a semicolon, and i gain two brain cells every time i use one incorrectly. that's why i'm so smart; sorry haters!

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6 years

i didn’t think speech and debate and IB presentations would have me so adequately prepared for drunk TED talks tonight, but i’m glad i spent my high school career training for it

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

me when the gubernatorial, senate, ag commissioner, and a handful lf state house races are being recounted !!!!!!!

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EVERY ONE LETS GO SICKO MODE FCKING CRAZZZZZYYYYY

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5 years

found the prettiest coffee shop in barcelona & i was sipping sangria eating pan con tomate when this american lady asked me for “A TABLE FOR TWO”, holding up two fingers for clarification. she thought i was the hostess & couldn’t speak english. i feel like a local, i’m flattered!

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5 years

changed my header but i want this preserved on the internet

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4 years

they want to drill tunnels into miami’s water source rather than give us quality public transportation

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@FrancisSuarez @CityofMiami Cars & trucks stuck in traffic generate megatons of toxic gases & particulate, but @boringcompany road tunnels under Miami would solve traffic & be an example to the world. Spoke with @RonDeSantisFL about tunnels last week. If Governor & Mayor want this done, we will do it.

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just realized there’s nothing stopping me from eating a bell pepper like an apple

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5 years

no longer having a DNC neutrality contract is like taking my bra off after a long day

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6 years

i’m well aware of the grip the heteronormative patriarchy has on us, but i’ll always sing sweet caroline

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4 years

republicans OR democrats won’t talk about this, but you can totally eat a bell pepper like an apple

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6 years

i just learned that meghan markle and prince harry are expecting a baby and it’s not even trending on twitter yet, i feel so exclusive and also sleep deprived because i saw this news on the kensington palace instagram at 2:58AM

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me: *comes out to my parents* mom: we have food at home food at home:

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Sex is for married heterosexual couples only, says Church of England

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me voting in 2016 vs. me voting in 2018

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4 years

this is THE BEST crossover episode. library in the metro stop

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6 years

my body: please give me a healthy breakfast so i can have the energy to write this 18 page paper my brain, heart, and wallet: ex lib salt bagol

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4 years

trying to understand the gamestop wall street hedge fund thing and finance in general

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6 years

sitting here for my third hour in toledo, waiting for the bus to chicago. i start talking politics with the republican trucker next to me. i ate an edible shortly before.

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@maybegabrielle

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if pete gets past super tuesday america is gonna learn what poppers are

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being assigned a new academic advisor in my last quarter has a certain je ne sais quoi fuckery to it

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uchicago really is like hogwarts! full of magic! like how i magically forget the english language every time i do a dense reading!

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4 years

*~some personal news~* wearing mascara for the first time since march! my eyelashes physically hurt from the weight & my eyes are watering but i feel hot

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@maybegabrielle

6 years

took a big swig of that dumb bitch juice this morning when i checked the weather and still put on my birkenstocks

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6 years

is it pronounced data or data

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5 years

after years of loving someone, appreciating their multifaceted nature, and spending time with them almost everyday - you need to cut it off when it becomes toxic. sorry mansueto, your wifi sucks. i can’t be with(in) you anymore, it’s over.

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7 years

trickle-down economics? in this economy?

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4 years

can’t decide if yesterday’s episode of America was a season premiere, season finale, or backdoor pilot

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5 years

this is the hour where i question every decision that led me to book an 8:30AM flight out of o’hare

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after many close calls over the years, i’m so honored to announce that i’ve missed my flight!

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.com is short for .communism

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