Marry someone who says:
- I love you
- I'm proud of you
- let's watch gay anime together
- No, babe, that heinous dead dove fanfiction idea you came up with isn't too far. In fact, you should go farther.
Bungo Stray dogs: dead author fanfiction
Beast: fanfiction of dead author fanfiction
Beast fanfiction: fanfiction of fanfiction of dead author fanfiction
Reason
#9348573
why the skk dynamic is *chefs kiss*: Dazai giving off the impression of being more docile when he's actually extremely controlling, while Chuuya gives the impression of being more dominant but ends up being the one to submit.
Idk if unpopular but a lot of people seem to have not fully understood Stormbringer bc I see people saying he's a clone fairly often when the ending implied that he can't be a clone due to the fact that he has a scar from childhood
I saw someone on here say that the first time Chuuya saw Dazai in the dungeon was probably the first time he saw his face without bandages. So now I'm imagining an AU where they run into each other somewhere else first and Chuuya doesn't recognize him and his first thought is-
Ok picture this:
Dazai.
On the phone with Chuuya.
Chuuya is meticulously describing all the ways in which he would love to murder Dazai.
Dazai is jerking off.
I feel like Dazai's ability is tragic in a lot of ways. Like imagine being THE ONLY person around that can nullify abilities in an area where large-scale attacks happen frequently. Capturing him or eliminating him would always need to be part of the enemies plan.
I want everybody on bsdtwt to know that once you pick a specific manga frame of dazai or chuuya to make you pfp, I will associate you with that frame forever. That's who you are now. You're entire identity rests on that singular image. Choose wisely.
//nsfw + violence
We all love the "Chuuya saves Dazai from getting kidnapped" trope (or other way around) but picture this:
Chuuya kills all the guys that were keeping Dazai captive and Dazai is sucking him off about it, but one of the guys turns out to not be fully dead so he-
//suicide
A fic where Dazai successfully offs himself but ends up stuck as a ghost having to watch Chuuya live his life/go through the stages of grief alone. Sometimes at night he tries to hold him while he cries, but it's not the same. It'll never be the same again.
"There's so much trans fetishization in the fandom" ...or we have a lot of trans people writing trans characters because they want representation? Just because you don't personally agree with how a trans character is being portrayed doesn't automatically make it fetishization ๐คฆ
I have this fun little compulsion where every song I listen to needs to be classified into one of the following categories:
- a Dazai song
- a Chuuya song
- a skk song
//suicide
What if Chuuya was just as suicidal as Dazai but Arahabaki/FTTS kept saving him from his attempts and he never dared to breath a word of that to anyone?
Chuuya arriving home to find that Dazai has, yet again, broken into his apartment. He's getting real sick of this shit, but perhaps it's his own fault for being too lenient. This time, he greets Dazai with his loaded pistol pointed between his eyebrows.
Akutagawa and Atsushi have the gayest fucking fights.
Atsushi: *beating the shit out of Akutagawa in Beast*
Akutagawa: "I think you're feeling guilty about your childhood trauma"
So you don't like a ship? ๐งต
Here's what you can do:
1. Do not interact with the content, even under the guise of "calling out" the poster as problematic. This will not change the OPs mind on the ship and will only train the algorithm to deliver more of this ships content to you.
So I know Chuuya wasn't in the manga for 3 years before he came back as a vampire. But, like, we still haven't seen the real lucid Chuuya in nearly 4 years now. He hasn't spoken a single word since he's been back. I still miss him ๐ฅฒ
Y'all ever wonder why Kunikida isn't a math teacher anymore? Well, look at how he treats Dazai (someone who is lazy/undisciplined- like a lot of students). My guy probably got fired for losing it and beating up a child ๐
//nsfw (BL;IT ch2)
Alpha Chuuya who is bonded (one way) to asshole omega Dazai. The bond is a soul bond so he can literally feel things that Dazai can feel. So what does Dazai do? Go out and fuck a bunch of other alphas. Chuuya nuts in his pants when he feels Dazai take a knot.
//suicide
Dazai is 22 when he informs Chuuya that he plans to end his life. Chuuya can tell this isn't one of his usual half-assed attempts. He's never /told/ Chuuya in advance before, and certainly not in such a genuine manner. It's both uncomfortable and surprising.
Why do the "fiction = reality" mfs always focus in on underaged shit while consuming media with a multitude of other things that would be wildly problematic irl? Sorry bestie, if fiction=reality you shouldn't be reading anything that involves violence or murder either.
//suicide
Dazai who writes a suicide note before each one of his attempts, many of which contain his deepest darkest secrets, except he's never actually successful. Afterwards, he never has any idea what to /do/ with them so he just throws them all in a drawer to deal with later.
Someone told me that there is discourse on if skk enjoys killing or not and im too lazy to find it so let me just supply my response with no other context: ur telling me Dazai / wouldn't/ cum in his pants while choking the life out of Fyodor ๐ง๐ค
Me: I think this fic is the saddest thing I've ever written.
My friend: Did you cry while writing it?
Me: lmao. no. I did cackle evilly anytime I wrote something extra traumatic though.
*as the room is filling with water at meursault because Dazai is trying to kill them*
Chuuya: "first time?"
Fyodor: "yeah, you?"
Chuuya: "ahahaha no. Not my first time."
Me: "I can't write two fics with a similar dynamic, readers will think that's boring!"
Also me: *reads 100 fics of the exact same dynamic, giggling and kicking my feet on every one*
//angst
"It doesn't matter to me," is all Chuuya said when Mori informed him that Dazai had defected. "I don't care."
It was simple enough to say when the concept still seemed surreal. Dazai? Leave the Port Mafia? Where would he go? What would he do?
And he's never once succeeded in killing him even though he's one of the smartest characters in the story and his plans always succeed ๐ค It's almost like he doesnโt actually want to kill him and just wants a reason to think about him....
//dubcon + NSFW
Thinking about that one BL (if you hate me so) where the one guy convinced the other guy that he had slipped an aphrodisiac into his coffee and then fucked him while gaslighting him the whole time about it
skk core
@SwarmOfStars
itโs so weird because bsd is Not popular but itโs way too popular to be called niche but the popularity is contested because to me it just seems like all the fans are autistic so the volume of fanwork does not reflect the existence of a large fanbase
โBecause you piss me off, Dazai.โ
โWell too bad, I guess youโre stuck with me just like /Iโm/ stuck with you.โ
Chuuya brings the glass of wine to his lips.
โIs that so?โ He says thoughtfully.
If I can be a bit serious for a moment, I'd really like to encourage fic readers to take the time to comment on longer pieces of fanfiction when you read them. If not on individual chapters, at least on the final one.
I never do posts like this, but I would like to bring awareness to the
@bsddeaddogszine
and its organizers so that people can be informed on who they choose to work with. As zines deal with finances and personal info, it is important to ensure the mods have integrity ๐งต
If you write skk fanfiction, I'm just gonna automatically assume you're hot. I have all the evidence I need (my mutuals circle pics) to support this theory.
"Omg don't read that, the relationship is so toxic!"
Listen, if I want to read about a man attacking another man with a hammer, that's between me and God.
Chuuya slackens his jaw, releasing the gland and observing the large blood stain on Dazaiโs once-white shirt that is only increasing in size. Dazai is limp and drooling on the mattress looking entirely fucked out.
/Holy shit./
And because he can't turn it off, anybody who has access to him can use him as basically an ability nullifying object. His body and touch are basically commodified.
A custom strapon chastity cage with all stainless steel hardware and a keychain made from the crotch cutout. This one can be worn with the chains clipped in either a jock-style configuration or a thong-style configuration.
Hi, my name is Maxx Strom, and today I will be giving my dissertation on the topic of why Akutagawa's true ability isn't manipulating cloth, but being able to violate the law of conservation of matter by creating more cloth than the original material was made out of
The shock of feeling the swell seems to have sobered Dazai up.
โChuuyaโฆ What is this?โ His words are quiet with rage and disgust.
Chuuya props himself up on his elbows, giving the other alpha a smile that shows too many teeth.
โI lied, Dazai.โ
"God fucking damn it," Chuuya says as he throws the gun to the side. He grabs a fistful of Dazai's hair and forces him face down on the nearest counter, sending a bunch of random shit crashing to the floor in the process.
It always ends up like this.
@jeannesfangs
Yeah, well, for every ethically produced yaoi you consume I'm going to consume 3 yaoi's from factory farms where all the workers are children and they release all their waste directly into the habitat of endangered wildlife ๐ค
Dazai would be the type of guy to kill himself during autoerotic asphyxiation, except it wouldn't be an accident for him like it is for everybody else who does it ๐
"Ne Dazai, sometimes, for a moment, I forget what happened, and everything feels OK..."
He sniffs, shifting positions, clutching the suicide manual he has in his hands tighter to his chest. The pages are warped from water damage.
"Why'd you have to actually go?"