Matthew Carter @matthewcarter7 Twitter profile

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

@eliistender10 On Chemo at 4 weeks, 2 years of it followed, now 5 years old and thriving 🥰👍🏻 pie maker in spare time…..

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1 year

@_B___S No, you are crying….

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Matthew Carter

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4 years

Got a call from Gosh..... MRI scan is clear, “no disease found”😍👍🏻

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Matthew Carter

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5 years

@consequence @vinylcollective Imagine being upset at seeing two people kissing....... would they prefer they were fighting?

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@MalesInDisguise Not transitioned then, just dress up…

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Matthew Carter

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4 months

I am wishing everyone the very best at this difficult time….

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Matthew Carter

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9 months

@pritipatel In what name was he murdered? The fact this is not mentioned reveals a lot about what can, and cannot be said in 2023.

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

@Banno78 So sorry to see this, I understand that feeling of utter terror. Emily was transferred to @GreatOrmondSt at 4 weeks old, was on Chemo within 48 hours. She is now a boisterous 5 year old …fell free to DM me🥰👍🏻

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

Phoebe Roxy Carter 05/06/2021 - 28/04/2022

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Matthew Carter

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9 months

@ilovepreserves The author…

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@jk_rowling Turning off replies is always a sign of an open and honest message…

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Matthew Carter

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4 years

@MattBirdLabour @MrNeilB Who is behind these people? Why are they not arrested and citizens who are free allowed to go about their lawful business?

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

Primary school run…. I think when the steel chords are showing, it might have been time to change them 10k miles ago🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😳

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

@HiraethResists What is most impressive is he does all this on $140k a year.... he is a financial genius 🤣

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

When you go to the dealer to get the numbers on a new i3, and end up going out in this😆🤷🏻‍♂️

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Matthew Carter

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4 years

@KingTuckerC My Emily was on Chemo for the first two years of her life, now 5, at school and doing great👍🏻very best to you all.

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

@calvinrobinson I am old enough to remember when Cambridge university was a respected institution…

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Matthew Carter

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8 months

Checkup at Great Ormond Street for our now annual visit. Quite the result, apparently she is fine, we get to keep her another year……

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Matthew Carter

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1 month

@Glinner He is more interested in selling crisps to our kids…

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Matthew Carter

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2 months

@VictoriaLIVE Mr Clark needs to educate himself and stop gaslighting. He is a man, may i suggest he reaches into his pants, if he is confused. If i were him, i would be very careful how i spoke to women.

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Matthew Carter

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3 months

What are you putting in here?🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

@ThomasEvansAdur You being overdrawn has precisely nothing to do with Kensington Restaurant prices…… tell me i am wrong😆🤷🏻‍♂️

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

@spectator Tell me Theo Hobson is on a list without telling me he is on a list…

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

This is how you spec a Yaris GR...

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

@_JWalt Bless her and the very best luck to you all. Emily was on Chemo for two years from 4 weeks old, now a thriving 6 and a half!

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Matthew Carter

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3 months

Let me know your thoughts on the (free) 🥒

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

Rate my vegan Lunch…

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Matthew Carter

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3 months

“Can you just connect a new Virgin hub please”😳

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

Ok, tell me everything i did wrong…

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@tweetsofcol This happens all the time. People from up and down the land, and abroad, come to London and leave all kinds of crap. Probably the same who think we all get stabbed twice a week….😆🤣

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@ThomasWillett9 People prying children away from their parents is as big a red flag as you will see… 🚩

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Matthew Carter

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4 months

Whatever you were planning on having for dinner, i have now ruined it…

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

Everyone Bailey … Bailey everyone… #labrador #bailey

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

@PorscheSauce @HA11NNH

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

Many Tumours found in her leg, ribs and lungs. He has not gone ahead and amputated the leg. We will bring her home tomorrow (probably). Hug your doggo today people. 🥰🐕

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

Why can’t i come in🤷🏻‍♂️🐕🥰🤣

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Matthew Carter

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10 months

It’s also another anniversary today, it is 7 years to the day that we waited patiently outside an operating theatre in Great Ormond Street. 4 or l o n g hours. It was worth it….. Cancer 0 Life 1👍🏻

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

Phoebe Roxy Carter…. Meet Twitterfam 🥰

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

@nicholaswatt A clue:Women have babies, men do not.

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

RIP Senna Carter 2008-2023 🐈

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3 years

@campervanliving @doctor_oxford That is one amazing post/story! I hope to be able to say something similar in 12 years time…. Two years in @GOSHCharity on Chemo has a happy ending🥰👍🏻

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

I have questions?!

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

Quiet, goddess on TV @Nigella_Lawson

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

@Kittenfish817 Eva Green, Sin City…

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Matthew Carter

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5 years

Spot the difference 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🌞

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Matthew Carter

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11 months

@ilovepreserves They seem so surprised when everyone doesn’t just play along with their wank, don’t they?

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@TheEnbyShow @thisisdavid Nobody cares…

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Matthew Carter

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2 months

New job secured, a good Saturday so far….

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

@mommaleeleej @MacyGraysLife “They want the same as you” is the problem, they can’t, and won’t, have that because if you are born one way, you cannot become the other. Simple as that. Live as you wish, but don’t ask us to treat someone born a Man can become a Women in any meaningful way.

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Matthew Carter

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11 months

@ESPNF1 Literally looking for things to do🤣😆

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

Another day, another hovel....

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

On the way home. Had those wonderful words from Olga, “No sign of disease found”👌🏻👍🏻

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@babybeginner When people (men?) attack rape centres, do they realise they are the baddies…

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Matthew Carter

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4 years

@IanSams @anneapplebaum To be fair to him, he doesn’t even pretend to give a shit🤷🏻‍♂️

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Matthew Carter

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11 months

@MalesInDisguise He looks like a $9.99 sex doll from Alibaba. I would imagine. Because i don’t actually know what a $9.99 sex doll looks like. Obviously. Glad i made that clear. 😐

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Matthew Carter

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3 months

Behold, a day of celebration is go! #50 #birthday

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@CynicalBrit2023 @jameswestonjam @Stephenin850 @ClownWorld_ Then how the fuck would you know?

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

First pic, running, good girl & beach 🐕🥰

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@aroundliv Why are they sat in the road?😆

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

@l_ouanne56 Amazing! This little poppet has also survived Cancer/Chemo, keep going🥰

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

Olga emailed us, Emily’s scan taken on Monday @GOSHCharity is clear! So party time in the Carter household tonight…. 🎉

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Matthew Carter

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2 months

@WorldBollard “Same thing happened to me” No, nothing happened to you, you drove into a bright yellow pole😆

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Matthew Carter

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6 months

New year, new me……

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@OwenJones84 It is not astonishing at all, is it? Where have you been?! It is entirely on Brand…..

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@WomenPostingLs You got divorced on the say so of a 7 year old😆🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

Ok, who did this?!🐕🥰

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Matthew Carter

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4 years

@MaisonDeBamboo @JoeMurphyLondon @peterjukes @IpsosMORI @EveningStandard They like winning arguments not elections

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Matthew Carter

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4 months

@hjwakerley I would love to have witnessed a Fake 250 GTO guy mansplaining to you😆🤣🤣

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

Emily has asked that i post her colouring in…. What do we reckon?

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Matthew Carter

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7 months

@OkayBiology Being antirape is far right…..

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@OliLondonTV So real, that you have to announce it on social media, just like all the girls do…..

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

Mate not having the best day on track today…. Honda S2000 hit him on a slow down lap, hasn’t apologised, just walked off.

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Matthew Carter

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11 days

@CrimeLdn Looks like they did a decent job of clearing out the rubbish🤷🏻‍♂️

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Matthew Carter

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11 months

Went to the shops in my petrol car and bought some dead animal bits and fed the family. Was ace….

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

@ArvydasJega2000 @timeisafactor @sal_sac @stclairashley @francesweetman I haven’t met my girlfriend yet, but i am pretty sure, within 11 seconds of seeing her, a nazi twitter thingamebob will happen. Facts.

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

Over 1,000 likes in 24 hours🤷🏻‍♂️🥰👍🏻

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Matthew Carter

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1 month

@zarahsultana @netanyahu What has this to do with Coventry?🤷🏻‍♂️

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

6 today…🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 🎉

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

5 years ago today, last Chemo, soon we will have our last consultation with Olga…

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Matthew Carter

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3 months

The hot lady who lives in the house and made the babies is taking me up the west end….

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Matthew Carter

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1 month

@jennuhdordie You posted it, idiot😆

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Matthew Carter

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4 months

Lads!

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Matthew Carter

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4 months

@CrimeLdn Shout out to Croydon for consistently making Lewisham look a much nicer place than it is🤣😆

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Matthew Carter

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2 months

Carbonara. Home made.

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Matthew Carter

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3 months

@Martina Yes, because Hamas are embedded, and need routing out one by one.

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

I keep trying to reply to all the Phoebe messages, but the dust is hard to see through…. Thank you to everyone who sent messages & DM’s. Very much appreciated by all the Carters. This is how i will remember her, out free, roaming the wilds of Lewisham like the lady she was🐕🥰

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Matthew Carter

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3 months

New knives. As i live within the M25, citizens are expected to carry at least three knives at all times. As usual, i go one step beyond….

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

@guywalters Lisa and Matt look human...🤷🏻‍♂️

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@ask_aubry “I can’t be nicer than this” 🚩🚩🚩🚩😳

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

@MarcherLord1 Couldn’t help noticing she was not correctly wearing her mask……

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

Rare car in rare spec? i8 in green.

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Matthew Carter

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2 years

@goodedesign @ArvydasJega2000 @timeisafactor @sal_sac @stclairashley @francesweetman Quiet. My future great great great grandchildren (born on Mars) within 1/11th of a second handed me a 312 page dossier explaining… Oh, enough now😆

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Matthew Carter

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5 months

Investigations as to why I am fat are ongoing… No conclusions as yet, will keep you updated.

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Matthew Carter

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1 year

@WomenPostingLs She is the victim here…… of her own decisions😆🤣

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Matthew Carter

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28 days

@Glinner Remind me how many days medical training Jolyon has had? I am going with 0

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Matthew Carter

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11 months

@klayleyskyeward @virtualstatman He has zero responsibility to be entertaining, other than driving to win, which is entertainment in itself. Just like Lewis used to🤷🏻‍♂️

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Matthew Carter

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2 months

@mishtal I am old enough to remember when the BBC were THE standard, they have decended down the order, and now…. Well, they seem like Wokenews.

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Matthew Carter

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6 months

@d0ggender This is what bravery looks like. I am so sorry that this has happened to you, it is truly shocking how society has reacted to the Trans issue. I hope you get the medical help and support needed. Much Love.

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Matthew Carter

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4 years

@TheSmokingTire Matt, I would love to help but I have been blind drunk for 9 days so probably not the most reliable

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Matthew Carter

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3 years

Waitrose 👌🏻👌🏻

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