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Matt Casters

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3 years

@FergieSec @Bashfulrobot Great but pretty much irrelevant. The company itself rarely or in my experience never remembers. So the real shock to employees usually comes after a reorg, relocation... when all that hard work is worth nothing. So work hard because you're passionate, not just for that company.

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@cnviolations Boobies

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@alex_avoigt Plot twist: nobody wants the code.

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@lillydancyger @jimwebber It's not the name which is the problem. It's the promotion and use of violence against people they disagree with.

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@niccruzpatane The one with the Tesla logos

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@bigphatskeet @UnvxDating @historyinmemes And that is why the bottle nor our Earth are in fact "closed loop ecosystems". They both receive lots of energy from the sun.

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@RealEmirHan Rebecca Romijn Stamos, no debate.

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@JorisVDBroucke @vooruit_nu En maar voorstellen naar voor schuiven over nieuwe belastingen, verhogingen van belastingen, taksen, heffingen,... wanneer mogen we voorstellen verwachten over bezuinigingen?

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@SwiftOnSecurity There's been research and TED talks about this delaying, and it appears that, in general, it delivers better results compared to folks that complete the assignment long beforehand. It appears it's because a lot of thoughts go into it as well.

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@BasedPsych @cnviolations You need to add the chance of getting sick from the milk. Then, calculate the odds after trying 4 times a day for a few years. Babies have an undeveloped immune system, so chances are pretty high that something goes wrong. Extremely bad take.

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2 months

@Dirk_Lauwers @torfsrik "Fight" als in vechten voor elke stem. Wordt waarschijnlijk op elke rally herhaald. Uit de context trekkem is te gemakkelijk. Net zoals zijn "bloodbath" quote. Dat ging over de economie, niet over iets anders. Zo'n uitspraken scheef trekken is ronduit liegen eigenlijk.

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6 months

@Rothmus We used to say: "Nothing beats the bandwidth of a truck full of hard drives." It's probably still true.

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6 months

@Rothmus I don't like nuclear power! Why? It's too expensive! I guess that's true. The end.

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@mattcasters

5 years

@bradbelltv @lillydancyger @jimwebber Violence or the promotion of violence is illegal and the law should be involved in those cases. In most other scenarios it's a simple disagreement and equating that to "violence" is simply muddying the water and that is ironically something an actual fascist would do.

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9 months

@joehansenxx The factual errors in this episode on Musk cast a wide shadow on all other episodes they did. Clicks, views, and outrage apparently matter more to them than the actual, real, problems they cover.

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9 months

@Humo Jullie moeten zo niet tekeer gaan tegen Herman. Hij is een half vergeten schandaalschrijver met duidelijke motieven en we kunnen niet verwachten dat hij beter weet. Vraag je liever af waarom Humo dit soort dingen publiceert.

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@NBCNews The corporate press is the enemy of the people

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@Halfords_uk @jo_wyatt @KenSC91 Get in touch with the 16yo? WTF is wrong with you?

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5 months

@TechLiandr If they need to rewrite iOS for something simple as that, they need a massive reality check. I don't think Apple developers are that bad at their job.

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7 years

Farewell @Pentaho .... a few words of thanks... #Kettle

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7 months

@archer_rs Tell her you want to help her and even support her financially, but you just need her address and bank account details. Or! You have some money locked away in Switzerland, but need some cash to travel there to go and get it.

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5 months

@Petergee1 Gebaseerd op een leugen vermits het een gemeenschappelijk project was om daar te bouwen. Stop met beledigen en beschuldigen en start met echt beleid. Daarna praten we verder.

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6 months

@esherifftv They would be great in my kitchen to put hot pots on.

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1 year

@jordanbpeterson In 100 years of combustion engine sales few asked where the oil came from even as we saw the devastating consequences, the cobalt used for fuel refining, catalysts,... Now that the EV industry is shifting away from using cobalt, the selective outrage feels very fake IMO.

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8 months

@TerryIsakova @lexfridman @benshapiro @TheOmniLiberal His field being: "talking really fast"?

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8 months

@vrtnws Communisten als groen/ecolo zullen altijd meer macht voor de staat willen omdat ze macht voor zichzelf willen omdat ze overtuigd zijn van hun eigen grote morele gelijk. Het maakt dan niet uit of het over het milieu of sociale topics gaat.

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6 months

@CaramelKaiteki @Feature_First @colbertlateshow There are no aliens in Dune.

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Matt Casters

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6 years

Read my conversation with @lancewalter concerning my new position at Neo4j #Kettle #Neo4j #newjob

Matt Casters – the Mind Behind Kettle – Has Joined the Neo4j Team - Graph Database & Analytics

Read this interview with Matt Casters from the open source Kettle project and learn why he's joining the Neo4j team and what this means for both communities.

neo4j.com

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5 months

@immasiddtweets Why is Apple blocking this choice for us Europeans? It's probably a few lines in a config file somewhere. Apple coders aren't really that bad at their job, you know. The EU has taken down larger players than Apple. EU citizens benefited as a result. Those are the facts.

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9 months

@anmoerenhout @MDiependaele Waarom heten jullie eigenlijk "Groen"? Waarom gaan jullie niet gelijk samen met de PVDA of desnoods Vooruit?

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2 years

@GMHikaru @chesscom @MagnusCarlsen @gmjlh @GMJX00 I hear @MagnusCarlsen is a fairly decent player. Good luck!

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7 months

@archer_rs My experience tells me it's not food but toilet paper you should worry about. HTH.

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1 year

@archer_rs I'm not from the UK, but I'm also not necessarily in favor of the UK rejoining without some major changes to the old deals. Quite a bit has been said and done and at least for a lot of EU folks like me, it's NOT all water under the bridge.

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9 months

@MomsPostingLs It's like breaking up with your partner over a text message: you do these things face to face. If you find that you can't communicate with your 13yo child, that's the real issue, not this drama. No need to go straight for the nuclear option. Christ, lighten up, It's 13yo kid!

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7 years

My Kettle is closing in on Mainz and #PCM17 #Supercharging

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@mattcasters

9 months

@cymba_de @Tesla I don't have a lot of sympathy for a German complaining right now. German lobbying and ex-Mercedes people infiltrating EU regulations make it hard for Tesla to move ahead. I'm amazed they're still trying at all. It'll all horribly go wrong once FSD comes out of beta of-course.

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@zackkanter It beats getting your deep conversation interrupted by "Hi my name is Kimberly, I'm your waiter" 5 times to ask if you're still an adult and capable of being alright on your own without her help.

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@tijd Hij keek in de brandkast, zag daar voor 200M vaccins, en dacht: "die moet ik vernietigen."

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9 months

@skdh @FinlayMacNab So again, a whole tirade with false arguments (the need to stop consuming fossil fuels immediately) just to prop up nuclear power with ever increasing costs of construction, decommissioning, and waste storage. In a long period with falling prices for solar, wind, and batteries.

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4 months

@schulzb589 @peterrhague @leoalexart This is happening at a time when the EU is investigating the German car industry after VW admitted to collusion with their competitors, in the hope VW will escape severe punishment. This violence for Tesla is insignificant compared to the German ICE car builder problems.

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1 year

@zygradel @BenGoldsmith Well, even if man mad climate change is one big lie (and it's not), it would STILL be worth it to progress to a cleaner, more sustainable, environment. It's cheaper, safer, healthier and less supportive of questionable regimes.

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9 months

@Bennytouzine Wie zet er nu een bad in zijn serre?

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7 months

@TheTeslaHoe The correct response. It's better than letting a minor in their care deal with a stranger without being accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.

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Matt Casters

@mattcasters

7 years

Couldn't resist putting the name of the best DI tool on the best car. Thank you #Kettle community!

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9 months

@SawyerMerritt That's the game these "analists" play with successful companies: estimate high so the stock fails their estimates based on hot air. Afterward, buy the stock on the cheap.

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6 years

Thank you Italia PUG, @itnovum and all others who helped organize a flawless #PCM18 . I tremendously enjoyed myself and hope to see you again next year because #Kettle and @Neo4j graphs are everywhere!

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5 months

@durreadan01 If iOS breaks completely because of a simple app, maybe people shouldn't be putting so much faith into it. We've heard the same crap from MS in the IE6 days and see what it took to get rid of it. Bad software architectures cause real damage.

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3 months

@GeertNoels Belachelijke take. Het is niet abnormaal om kritiek te hebben op de veroordeling van Trump. Het is wel idioot om het crony capitalism te noemen. Dit bestaat immers enkel als de overheid haar macht misbruikt. Kwalijker is dat je geen enkel bewijs hebt voor je beweringen.

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@dejardin_s De ouders zijn de wanhoop nabij. Ik snap de reactie. Waarom het Nieuwsblad dit zo publiceert is ook duidelijk: voor de clicks en het geld. Op de kap van dode jongeren.

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Matt Casters

@mattcasters

3 years

Why not try out @ApacheHop 1.0 in dark mode... in your browser: docker pull apache/incubator-hop-web docker run -p 8080:8080 -e HOP_WEB_THEME=dark apache/incubator-hop-web Then browse to: http://localhost:8080 and open some pipelines in the "samples" project.

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Matt Casters

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4 years

Testing the latest version of @projhop with Project Lifecycle Environments ... in a browser tab! #Awesome

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1 year

@Culture_Crit Sure, it's really nice. I once queued for hours in the hot sun to see it for a bit. And that's the criticism: the building has very little utility and was made at the expense of millions of poor and downtrodden. That's why we don't do that anymore.

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9 months

@SwiftOnSecurity He didn't know which gifts to deliver after that GDPR violation lawsuit.

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Matt Casters

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6 years

Thanks for the great turnout and questions during my @GraphConnect @Neo4j session on Kettle. Here are the slides:

GraphConnect18 - Kettle for Neo4j - FINAL.pdf

drive.google.com

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8 months

@caraesten Rookie problem. They forgot to mention the timezone. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Matt Casters

@mattcasters

6 years

Preliminary version of #Kettle running on @googlecloud Dataflow using Apache Beam. Worth losing my sleep over?

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Matt Casters

@mattcasters

6 years

So apparently Hitachi thinks Kettle has "Demoralizing" functionality, from: #Kettle

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Matt Casters

@mattcasters

3 years

My 2 hour @ApacheBeam workshop about @ApacheHop is available on YouTube.

Beam Summit 2021 - Workshop: Visually build Beam pipelines using...

In this workshop we’ll give a detailed overview of the Apache Hop platform. We’ll design a few simple Beam pipelines using the Hop GUI after which we’ll run ...

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4 years

Very happy with our first @ApacheHop build. Well done @hans_va and the whole team!

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2 years

Good morning Austin. I'm excited to attend @neo4j #graphconnect today!

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Matt Casters

@mattcasters

6 years

Added initial BigQuery support to #Kettle @ApacheBeam . Also added Windowing and Timestamp support for streaming. Too much fun. #NeedSleep

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9 months

@chrismeadej "Stop caring what people on the internet think" Whatever, TLDR.

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Matt Casters

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6 years

Dear Kettle fans, here is a second update on the Uber cool @ApacheBeam integration with #Kettle , installation procedure, examples, ... Enjoy! Links in video description :

Kettle on Beam : A second update

Links mentioned in the video:https://github.com/mattcasters/kettle-beam/releaseshttps://sourceforge.net/projects/pentaho/files/Pentaho%208.2/client-tools/pdi...

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@thechosenberg The realization that nobody cares about you is very hard to deal with. Thank you for making sure he really believes it! You got to prop yourself up with it as well so win-win, right?

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Matt Casters

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7 months

@BenKhalud Is er een scheiding tussen "kerk en staat" in islam? Ik dacht toch van niet. Er zijn 2 partijen nodig om overeen te komen dat je geloof en politiek beter niet mengt. Volgens mij is de islam nog niet zover gekomen.

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Project hop - Exploring the future of data integration

Project Hop - Exploring the future of data integration

What is Project Hop, why do we support it and what can it do for you?

www.know-bi.be

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@archer_rs I hate this. The The was a band, not medication.

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4 months

@AlecStapp How to lie with old statistics. Post a recent chart, if you have any integrity left.

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Matt Casters

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3 years

I you missed @emileifrem 's awesome @Neo4j "Trillion Relationships" keynote, you can watch in again on YouTube Read about the making off here:

Behind the Scenes of Creating the World’s Biggest Graph Database

100 machines isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? One trillion relationships. That’s why we decided to build the biggest graph database ever.

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@archer_rs It's not really discussed here in, you know, Europe.

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1 year

@Magina_Palito @datepsych @danbellock No, the top 3 reasons for men are not being afraid. The top one is women finding over 85% of all men unattractive. The highest one is women being "intellectually unchallenging" and the third is women being duplicitous about their intests in men.

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I'll be speaking at @neo4j #GraphConnect Sept 20-21 in New York City, meet me there!

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6 years

The last version of the Kettle plugins for @Neo4j is 3.12.0 and can be found over here: #Kettle This version adds Metadata Injection support to handle more complex scenarios.

Release 3.12.0 : Metadata injection support · knowbi/knowbi-pentaho-pdi-neo4j-output

Implements issues #35 (Metadata Injection) and #41 (Cypher dialog fix) To install this version, unzip file Neo4JOutput-3.12.0.zip in your Kettle (Pentaho Data Integration) distribution, in the plug...

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9 years

@Pentaho @pmalves trimmed his beard, combed his hair, bought a jacket... The end of the world as we know it. #PCM15

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@keeevTESLA @niccruzpatane @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt @DirtyTesLa My X90D has been driving by itself for over 7 years. With FSD v12, it would simply be doing a better job of it.

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4 years

I want to publicly apologize for crashing @github The commits I did to @projhop today were obscenely large. But now that you have even more free time read up on our progress:

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I will be presenting "Visual Beam Pipeline Development with Kettle" during the @ApacheBeam Summit in Europe, Berlin, June 19-20, 2019. Very excited my talk proposal was accepted. @BeamSummit

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6 years

I just wanted share some screenshots about the more complex #Kettle transformations I'm running on @ApacheBeam using Direct and Dataflow runners. Exciting stuff!

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5 months

@alex_avoigt Let's reserve a moment of sympathy today for those people who lost their job.

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It's pretty cool to see #Kettle run on @ApacheFlink using @ApacheBeam . The Flink user interface is really cool and verbose about the internal processes. #awesome

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@miekeschauv Extreem links en Groen zijn ideologisch gezien inderdaad 2 handen op één buik. Van de communisten had ik niet beter verwacht, wel van @groen

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2 years

My son's 8-bit computer keeps progressing nicely. It can add 2 registers and display the output. Next up is adding conditional jump. #SuperCool From:

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@RobinTonniau @RaoulHedebouw @TrendsKanaalZ Gelukkig zeg.

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@cloverhogan Ah, finally the term equity is uttered. The end goal is forcing everyone to behave in the same way. Almost, no exactly, like in a communist society. How interesting.

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@garyblack00 In essence, Tesla is now sandbagging stock because of the nature of the products they are about to release. Producing millions of CT, compacts, robots, semis, FSD,... it just takes a lot of effort. I for one, am optimistic, and that is why I'm also optimistic about $TSLA LT.

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@cpccgenius It's not that hard. He's been right about landing rockets, hydrogen cars, electric cars, self driving... just these alone sets Musk apart. All on YouTube. Look it up yourself.

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@_TechyBen @emuboy85 @cullend @SwiftOnSecurity Yeah this is just stupid. Why would you want to build the CRTs to begin with? Nostalgia? If you wanted to do it better and cheaper, engineers will pick the best methods available today.

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@Bennytouzine Sorry, als die nog iets lekkerder waren, dan zouden ze waarschijnlijk illegaal zijn. Nu ga je toch te ver vind ik, eigenlijk.

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4 years

Join our Hot Hop Hangout on Apr 22nd, 20:30 CET (14:30 EST, 11:30 PST) to talk about our @projhop progress, ideas, demo, ...

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@dirtyh44 Dus hij woont in een bos. Een nieuwbouw. En de toestemming daarvoor is "speciaal" voor hem gegeven op de gemeente, waar hij waarschijnlijk "iemand kent". En nu moet ik medelijden hebben omdat hij geen warmtepomp wil plaatsen. Alsjeblieft zeg.

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1 year

@ArianeGroup @CNES @esa @Arianespace Congratulations on making the rocket pointy.

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8 months

@PontificatingS @Felgavi @emmma_camp_ Not really, Jay. The average conditions of everyone on the planet have improved drastically over the centuries. You fail to prove that as the rich got richer, the poor got poorer. This is not the case.

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It was an honor, a privilege and a lot of fun to talk to so many cool people at @GraphConnect 2018. Kudos and thanks to the absolutely amazing organizing @neo4j team! See you all next year!

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4 years

@KnabeWolf @Raddishh @AlekseiTheWolf We're all different folks, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. I equality is a good thing. It's totally the wrong thing to measure. Freedom to do as you want and the right to own property (=capitalism) propelled our Western world forward as never before in human history.

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Dear #Kettle and @neo4j fans, I just released version 5.0.0 of the Kettle Neo4j plugins aimed towards supporting the latest versions of the Neo4j database: Make sure to read the upgrade wiki page.

Release 5.0.0 · knowbi/knowbi-pentaho-pdi-neo4j-output

Dear Neo4j and Kettle friends, This release has support for the new multi-database feature of 4.0 and is based on the new 4.0 Java driver client. If you are moving your Kettle transformations from ...

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Matt Casters

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@ShowInvestment @GerberKawasaki @farzyness The scenario doesn't make sense to me. If Tesla can't deliver because of the insane demand, despite high prices we might add, doesn't that mean GK should BUY $TSLA, not sell? And if Rivian delivers that truck immediately, doesn't that mean they're having trouble selling them?

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Matt Casters

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@torfsrik Studies van @JonHaidt en anderen geven aan dat het sterk bergaf is gegaan met die mentale gezondheid sinds de opkomst van social media. Zuckerberg heeft ook excuses aangeboden hiervoor (schade aan kinderen) tijdens een recente hoorzitting in de VS.

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@Gfilche It's been a while. Was it since Arcimoto?

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Matt Casters

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6 years

I wrote a quick new blog post on using #Kettle for condensing multiple file columns into one unique data set for fast @Neo4j node creation. Enjoy!

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Matt Casters

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4 years

@brunoborges I can work with the downsides of a strongly typed language. The inverse is simply not the case.

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Matt Casters

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7 years

Best of luck and strength to my @Pentaho colleagues, friends and near-family in Orlando while hurricane Irma approaches and passes.

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