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Director/Writer - RocketJump / Video Game High School / We're All Gonna Die Once Darryl Wilson, now Lincoln Li-Wilson on @dungeonsanddads IG: @mattlarnold

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Donald Duck is the greatest character in all of fiction. He is the purest embodiment of both classic Greek tragedy and modern comedy. He is a distillation of how all drama works. He also has a funny voice.
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It's unreal to me that 10 years later people still watch and love VGHS. Not gonna lie. Can make the hard creative days much easier. Thanks @jschlatt for the wonderful trip down memory road and for introducing our weird show to a new audience.
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My two good dads are injured. Age dooms us all.
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I thought people were exaggerating about the Christopher Nolan story. But then I went back to look at his films... and seriously. The dude has no chairs on set.
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If you wanna know what Hollywood is like, we once had a meeting with a studio about a Daddies show/movie and their main note was "Do they have to be dads?" "Hmm... " "Or like, if they are dads, they don't talk about their kids and we don't see them"
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Last year I hit my highest weight at 371. With a newborn daughter that I want to be around for, and be a good role model for I decided it was time to have a healthy relationship with food. My goal was to get under 300 by end of year. Feel better than I have in a decade.
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So @fwong has gotten pretty serious about pottery. So for his birthday I got him his own wheel so he can throw at home rather than always going to the studio down the street.
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@JoshuaLisec This thread is legitimately embarrassing
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Okay, freddie is FLIPPING OUT at the idea that anyone, not to mention a BEEKEEPER, would EVER eat a spoonful of honey. Despite the fact that both myself and my wife do it. Anyone here on twitter, ever just eat some honey. Straight from the jar. You know a sweet little snack.
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Welp, our podcast will never have anything better than this. Also the auto focus is *chefs kiss*
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Dear @theDaddyMagic : Watch your ass.
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I think the American experiment has failed.
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Trick or Treating with my 3.5 year old daughter.
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Freddie was lifting weights. Beth was climbing. This guy was playing Call of Duty. You decide the healthier lifestyle.
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Sometimes while scouting locations you come across the inexplicable.
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Some directors have a "no asshole" policy on set. I have a no "people who think the eagles are a plot hole in lord of the rings" policy. Won't even be in the same room as them.
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Looks like Darryl's been on twitter today.
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Hope you have a good talk at the NRA convention in 3 days, you monstrous piece of fucking garbage.
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Ted Cruz
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Heidi & I are fervently lifting up in prayer the children and families in the horrific shooting in Uvalde. We are in close contact with local officials, but the precise details are still unfolding. Thank you to heroic law enforcement & first responders for acting so swiftly.
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Freddie has been living this theory for the past 10 years. I'm proud of him for finally telling the world the truth.
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Freddie Wong
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I only eat at Chinese restaurants with 3.5 stars on Yelp
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My top 3 films so far of 2022. 1. R 2. R 3. R
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Oh okay. I see now that our discord is now not a safe space.
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this is the best invitation i have ever received
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Just recorded an episode of @dungeonsanddads ANTHONY FUCKED US
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just recorded episode 64 of @dungeonsanddads THEY FUCKED ME
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Welp... I won't be able to make eye contact with Anthony next recording.
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Turning the geyser on 😑
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This fucker is one more neglected kid from having his own fellowship.
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Elon Musk
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Tolkien is turning in his grave
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Some left their sprinkler on overnight in Utah.
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@AkilahObviously Ya'll drinking nut juices pretending to be the og. Milk is great. Delicious. Leave us kids-at-heart, alone.
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Big budget filmmaking.
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Trying to answer production design questions with a toddler.
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So one quick prop we need on our film is a romance book cover. Well, @HeyBethMay jumped in and wanted to design it for us. Here are 4 we aren't using.
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First draft of our feature is finally done. Now just need to, you know, make it good.
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Truly one of the most creatively fulfilling things I've been able to work on. Collaborative storytelling is special, and being a part of this was everything. Anxiously waiting to start season 2.
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The day has finally come. The Season 1 finale of Dungeons and Daddies is out: Ep 68 Pt. 2 - Hi "Going Home," I'm Dad!
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Anthony just shared this Google doc with us before we record tonight... 😬
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Testing some new gear on set
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Still can't believe I was lucky enough to go on Conan. It is a highlight of my career. He was so kind and funny, and shockingly allowed us to film a cameo for our dumb webseries during our appearance. He was game for anything. A legend.
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Just two bros scouting film locations in Utah while bopping to this Remi Wolf album. It's legit incredible. Listen to Juno.
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It's happening. Look at that brush control.
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The biggest lie people believe is "they don't actually have billions in cash you idiot. You think they have that in their pocket, lol. It's tied up assets, and business and stuff" It's about purchasing power. They have that money. It can be taxed and should be redistributed.
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Will and Freddie just threw down maybe the best intro for an episode ever. Unlike the original, this deserves the Grammy.
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Ashley brings toddler back from daycare. Me: Hi Dorothy. Daddy missed you! Dorothy bursts into tears. Dorothy: no! I don't wanna see daddy. Me:
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To the person who broke into my car and grabbed my laptop bag- I hope you enjoy the two heavy, laptop sized warhammer books.
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Daddies season 2 is starting off nice.
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And that's a wrap on the first day of filming, We're All Gonna Die.
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A directing duo destined for the Oscar.
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Beth May
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It’s 2023 take everyone to prom!!
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Okay, when did Google images start putting pinterest results at the top, and who can we execute for this crime?
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Couldn't afford to rent an ambulance for our film. So we using a miniature. Took this sprinter van and made it an ambulance for way less money and way more of my time.
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Woke up at 5:30 to find our 3.5 yr old making breakfast for our cat - food on floor and a cup of water. It's been like this all day cause "kitty likes it, don't move it."
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I told my 3 year old that my warhammer figures guns were "vacuum cleaners... or you know some sort of tool." Now she runs around the apartment, holding space marines and necrons to the ground making vacuum noises. "Robots clean! Good job robots." Am I a bad parent?
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Dot got to go on her first train ride today.
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Season 2 of dungeons and daddies is here!
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Mario died today.
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Sure, sex is good. But have you ever seen Alex Jones get his ass handed to him in court?
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“Do you know what perjury is?”
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Finished my Ron Stampler from @HeroForgeMinis Had fun with the base. And that's a business card, not a cig. And that ugly little frog is jumping out of the hat of vermin - I'm just bad at sculpting.
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And that's a wrap on We're All Gonna Die. We had an unbelievable cast and crew and @fwong and I can't wait to hop into post production and do our best to not mess up all the amazing work everyone did.
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TAYLOR SWIFT DONT MISS
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Rolling nat 20s in life. Doing dilf dad shit. 🙏
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I can’t talk right now I’m doin hot girl shit 🙏🏻 (taking a dice box mirror selfie with my mic for my dungeons and dragons podcast)
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In color for ACD with @laurasaurusrex hmm... @prozdkp no comment.
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Freddie pointing a camera at the sun through trees, mumbling to himself "I think I just shot one of the most interesting shots I've seen" Man has confidence I can only aspire to.
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Pretty happy how this little dude turned out.
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Finished our first week of filming We're All Gonna Die. Ended with 3 night shoots. Incredible team, couldn't be happier with what we got.
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So happy to be able to say that one of We're All Gonna Die, two leads is @ashly_burch as Thalia.
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So whats the alternates to Twitter? Or do I just finally get to rid myself of this absolutely hellish tower of babel for good.
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Weird, Adobe hired cinematographers as consultants, and now everytime we try to scale or rotate a shot we get this warning. Anyone find a solution?
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The big problem with originalists, and adherence to the founding fathers is that They fucking failed. Their country was dumb. It was so dumb that it didn't even last 100 years before it had a civil war with higher mortality rates than WW1. All cause of foundational problems.
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Indie game devs dunking on dunky reminds me of the snobbery film people had for youtube. Like if he fails, he fails. But you literally know nothing about what he knows regarding game development or anything. He is putting his foot into the door. Deal with it.
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Toddler screams bloody murder. "DADDDDDD!!!!!" I sprint into her bedroom. "What, what's a matter?" She's suddenly calm. "Daddy, my finger nails are growing, they keep growing and they are getting bigger. I think we need to cut them" Her fingernails are perfectly fine.
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I know I'll never be a successful director cause my twitter banner is some erotic fan art of my dungeons and dragons podcast, not a frame from Kurosawa or a horror film nobody has ever seen.
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First look at our movie.
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Just realized that since it seems like we won't ever get an Anime Crimes Division Season 3... we really did end season 2 with the saddest anime death. Ha! We already had season 3 ideas and planned Joe to come back to life. But nope. He's dead folks.
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So @fwong and I found the wobbliest table in LA.
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So many people need to go to prison.
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Since the puppet shows in the streets of Rome. From Shakespeare to Succession. We've loved tragedies & dramas of the humiliation, hubris and idiocy of the idol class behind their ivory walls. Thanks Elon, for giving us the rare front row seat in real time, you fucking clown.
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4 miniatures I painted for our patreons. They designed them on heroforge and I painted away.
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In some ways, this has been the best year of my life.
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The Internet listening to Taylor Swifts "Me!": this is cheesy. Low point on the album. My 3.5 year old listening to miss Swifts masterpiece "Me!": fuck Let it Go. This is the only song that exists now. This is my entire identity. Play it again dad. Right this fucking second.
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Playing boardgames in person for the first time in over a year. I was thinking of some light beer and pretzel gaming. @ProZD wanted to go hard. Almost an hour just to set up.
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WTF is hollywood even doing. Go see RRR. Best action epic I've seen since... gladiator? Fucking blood opera bromance on a huge scale. Spectacle and action is better than anything america put out the last few years. Also hot people fight, act, and fucking sing and dance
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Today's a good day to tear down confederate statues, monuments, or flags.
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He's got a real "I hit my kids" energy.
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WFLA NEWS
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'This is ridiculous': @GovRonDeSantis scolds students for wearing face masks during his @USouthFlorida visit
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Ever since high school, when on a whim I rented Chaplins Gold Rush on VHS from a blockbuster, I've wanted to make movies.
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Freddie Wong
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I wrote a sci-fi road trip indie feature film script with @mattlarnold and we are shooting it at the end of the year. Got into this game to make movies, and it's clear you gotta have a feature under your belt. I think the fastest way to get one is to make one yourself.
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This is perfect.
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Harper Steel
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Absolutely loved the first episode!! Can’t wait for the second. I don’t know about you guys but I love to draw/color while listening. It’s not the fanciest but I whipped up a spoiler-free coloring sheet for Ep. 1! Enjoy @dungeonsanddads #dndads #dndart
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So happy for you. So happy for me to have a 40k friend.
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Anthony Burch
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happy to announce i've given up on optimism and am now deep diving into 40k lore
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You've never felt rejection until your toddler breaks down in sobs until you leave the room so she can play only with "mama."
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Even more big budget filmmaking. We also couldn't afford a cop car on set.
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2nd dose of pfizer administered! Now just crossing fingers that I don't get side effects before we have to record Dungeons and Daddies tonight.
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"Unobtanium, lol, so dumb" says person driving to the 25th movie about a Tesserect with a "captain america" bumper sticker.
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Awwww. They gave me a good boy for being a good boy.
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Having a note sessions with our incredible composer, @MaxtonWaller , on the first pass of the score for We're All Gonna Die. Love working on the music. It's like another actor to direct, and draw out subtle emotional cues. Plus freddie and max are just musical geniuses.
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Album cover. Name our band.
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Who remembers the original wandavision?
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Finally got around to playing Spider-man and yeah, you could say I liked it alright.
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Wasn't sure about Rings of Power, but I enjoyed the first ep. Then the end of ep 1 with gladriel got me hooked. And the ep 2 was just a delight and I loved all the characters. Durin + Elrond was perfect. Just pleasantly surprised. I'm a happy Tolkein nerd.
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He is the perfect character for a modern cynic. The world sucks, but Donald still finds a way to make it worse.
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Dot: a mean house! Wife: oh? D: mean house with bugs W:wow, bugs. D: And a spider A BIG spider. House goes up and bugs run. Spider says hello 3yr Dot old snaps her head over to me, just minding my own business. She glares D: Dad. Privacy. Leave please I left the dinner table
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Freddie and I are doing our first cold call to actor's agents for a script we are going to privately finance (since all the studios are too cowardly for our VISIONARY scripts) Hmm... this will be interesting. Hope they like dumb ass action films that are too weird to get made.
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This is a lost Chaplin masterpiece.
@cheembeam
Sheem-beam 🪩
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The way I screamed after watching the end of this video! 😩😩😩😂
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There really needs to be better restrictions on trucks. This should be illegal with a normal license. Like sure, require getting a class c commercial license. But this is just a danger to other drivers and pedestrians for no other reason than to make your dick feel bigger.
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AJ LaTrace
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The front end of the new GMC Yukon. For reference, I'm 6'1". The top of the hood is nearly up to my shoulders.
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Assembly line ready. Armor color mixed. Alpha legion incoming.
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Woah. I did some quick math, and check this out. If you don't consume works by serial abusers or sexual assaulters, there is still more good art in existence than you can consume in your entire lifetime.
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Just let Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig do Knives Out forever.
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Dark day.
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SCOTUSblog
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THE SUPREME COURT HAS OVERTURNED ROE V. WADE, ELIMINATING THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ABORTION.
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