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8 months

Profile of Metrodaddy, published in Spanish national newspaper El Pais today.

Mark Simpson, creador del término metrosexual: “El amor por el cuerpo masculino ya no es exclusiva...

En 1994, el periodista británico Mark Simpson acuñó el término metrosexual, que se refería a aquellos tipos heterosexuales que se cuidaban, amaban ir de compras y eran capaces de mostrar admiración...

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

Amazing how quickly 'Follow the Science' turned into 'Fucking Follow Orders'.

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3 years

We were knee-deep in human rights lawyers just two years ago. Where did they all go?

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3 years

Every single person who is saying 'But they're not vaccine passports coz there's an LFT option!' will stay silent when the LFT is dropped next month and the use of the vaxxports extended.

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3 years

If it's 'just a bit of cloth', and it's 'no big deal', why are you so enraged by people who don't wear it?

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3 years

Note how "The Unvaccinated" are now already so stigmatised and dehumanised in the UK that their basic human rights are the subject of polls.

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3 years

"Sorry, we don't have enough staff to treat you after sacking thousands. But you'll be glad, I'm sure, to know that the staff unable to save your life are all fully-jabbed."

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

If you are against compulsory vaccination then you must also be against 'vaccine passports'. They have no medical value. They are simply a gateway to treating the human body as the property of the state.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

5 years

Please could someone urgently quarantine Robert Peston and Laura Kuenssberg? Their lickspittle habits are a threat to journalism and the public.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

'Protecting the NHS' is now the nice alibi for every nasty piece of tyranny.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

We are now faced with never ending restrictions and lockdowns precisely because they don't work. The virus must be 'controlled' forever — because the people that robbed us of our liberties, livelihoods and way of life must never have to admit they were wrong.

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Mark Simpson

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3 years

The people who demanded longer-harder-sooner lockdowns, never-ending furlough and Test and Trace, now blame the record inflation these ruinous policies led to on - of course - a referendum they lost six years ago.

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Mark Simpson

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3 years

God forbid that the leader of the Lockdown Harder Party got shouted at in the street.

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Mark Simpson

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3 years

The middle classes obviously think that nuclear war will be WFH again, but with longer Amazon delivery times.

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@marksimpsonist

3 years

The World's first virtue-powered train.

Dr Amir Khan GP

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3 years

On the train to London, still wearing my mask. Thinking of those more vulnerable than myself.

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Mark Simpson

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3 years

Lockdown centrists all turned out to be vaccine fascists.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

2 years

'Disinformation Officer' is the dream job of every self-righteous middle-class busybody who can't argue for toffee.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

If you don't think that vaccine passports for 5 year olds to assuage irrational adults is a sign that things have gone seriously awry then you are a proper little fascist.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

2 years

@Variety Shame he didn't cut the other 3 hrs and 2 mins.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

2 years

I wouldn't wear the Pride jersey either. And I'm gay.

Paul Embery

@PaulEmbery

2 years

Seven Australian rugby league players boycott a match after being told to wear the Pride jersey. Pride is now a corruption of its original mission, and has become a relentless and ubiquitous moral lecture. Stand with these players.

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Mark Simpson

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6 months

The stuttering, blinking and pathetic "...y'know..." makes it clear Baron Cameron presumed wouldn't be asked this obvious question.

Kevork Almassian🇸🇾🇦🇲

@KevorkAlmassian

6 months

David Cameron: Iran attacking Israel was "reckless" Journalist: What would Britain do if our consulate was flattened? David Cameron:

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

2 years

The UK's first mask mandate was introduced in July 2020 after the end of the first lockdown - by people who knew that masks were ineffective against respiratory viruses - to 'reassure' the hoi polloi about going shopping again. That's when masks became a state-mandated fetish.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

9 months

If Putin is the mad, evil, thug that we keep being told he is by Western media and leaders, surely they have nothing to fear from an uncensored, unedited interview with him by Tucker Carlson, an independent journalist?

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2 years

@Teslaconomics

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

1 year

Whenever I hear BBC R3 announcing 'And now, Free Thinking, with Anne McElvoy' I think of this:

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

Astonishing how many lockdown fanatics turned out to be lockdown sceptics. It's almost as if these pundits just say whatever they think is popular at the time.

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@marksimpsonist

3 years

The problem with MSM journalists isn't that they're corrupt. It's that they're mostly middle class control freaks.

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@marksimpsonist

3 years

Shorter tweet: 'The worst thing is that this leaves me exposed as a fat, fashy cheerleader for tyranny.'

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@marksimpsonist

3 years

The Last Good Person in England is very cross with you.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

It will be impossible to forget how many people actually loved all of this. All the fashiness, all the hypocrisy, all the fear porn and death-eating, all the anti-humanity, all the superstition and scapegoating presented as "science". They absolutely never wanted it to end.

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Mark Simpson

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2 years

Slowly, what was obvious from the start, is finally admitted: Ukraine can't win. Only lose. Badly. How many 1000s have died since Johnson went to Kiev at Biden's bidding and told Zelensky to cease negotiations? While telling us "Russia has lost already!"

Ukraine’s high casualty rate could bring war to tipping point

Analysis: Kyiv’s fighting strength is stretched, yet Russia could now benefit from a pause in fighting

www.theguardian.com

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Mark Simpson

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3 years

There are a shocking number of people who are clearly absolutely furious that case numbers have plunged since 'Freedom Day'. And almost all of them work in the media.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

For Zero Covidians, vaccines are a conspiracy against lockdown.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

2 years

@JeffreyPeel @BBCNews TBF they didn't completely ignore them. They sent their "Disinfo Unit" to slander, minimise and misreport them.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

4 years

That leak in full: Johnson: 'Let's do the usual press tip-off before the weekend, leaving the media to scare and wear our captive population down, so that when I actually make the announcement next week everyone will be resigned to it and I play the sorrowful, reluctant despot.'

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

2 years

The people in politics and the media who demanded lockdowns and pushed the climate of fear and smear are clearly worried that they will be held accountable. This is what they mean by "re-writing history".

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Mark Simpson

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3 years

Funny how we talk excitedly about 'sanctioning' Russia to cause it 'severe pain', but if they turn off the gas in response to our 'sanctions' that's 'weaponising'.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

2 years

Well, one wouldn't want to be stuck on the M25 for hours by someone saving The Planet, would one?

Dr. Eli David

@DrEliDavid

2 years

“Climate change should be seen as the greatest challenge to face man and treated as a much bigger priority in the United Kingdom.” – King Charles III 🤡 #COP27

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3 years

@AshleyAFrawley They love pretending that monopoly capitalism plus vicious authoritarianism = socialism.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

8 months

Just to recap, the Prime Minister of the UK has just responded to a fair-and-square landslide win in a English byelection as if it was the Reichstag Fire.

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3 years

“As we all feel the many layers of pain due to the situation in Afghanistan, we are left speechless." [Followed by five paragraphs]

GB News

@GBNEWS

3 years

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have shared their heartbreak over the state of the 'exceptionally fragile' world, saying they have been left 'speechless' by the situation in Afghanistan.

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1 year

Remarkable how the MSM narrative changed almost overnight, from 'UKRAINE IS WINNING!! WE WILL SUPPORT IT FOREVER!' to 'Actually, Ukraine is losing, badly. Time to pull the plug.' Across several major outlets, simultaneously. Guess that's just how FREE Western media works.

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2 years

@alexmaccaroon That BBC toady is so angry with her for doing journalism.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

The Guardian - a journal of the ongoing, total, and irrecoverable nervous breakdown of the metropolitan middle classes.

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3 years

@talkRADIO @Iromg "The PM doesn't like vaccine passports, HATES them - that's why he's pushing so hard for them."

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1 year

Guardian finally admits its favourite proxy war is lost. And is so cross it wants the world to end.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

2 years

With typical Teuton efficiency, Germany has drawn up a timetable for its total, irreversible immiseration.

The Sirius Report

@thesiriusreport

2 years

Despite the obvious and ongoing problems Germany is experiencing wrt energy prices it has decided in its infinite stupidity to stop buying Russian coal on August 1st and Russian oil on December 31st.

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2 years

Adults who want to make children wear masks are not misinformed. They are simply despicable.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

4 years

If you're going to lie about attendance you should probably avoid including a video with an aerial view of the march.

Sky News

@SkyNews

4 years

Hundreds of people protesting against #coronavirus lockdown measures have gathered in central London, with police making several arrests. Get the latest updates on this story:

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3 years

Sage has totally jumped the shark. They should get themselves a nice column in the Guardian and fuck off out of everyone else's life.

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3 years

The Guardian, slowly coming out to itself.

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3 years

And here it is, the "15 minutes from launch" claim to frighten the back benchers into line.

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Mark Simpson

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11 months

He won't ever admit his "error" because it is a gigantic crime.

Jay Bhattacharya

@DrJBhattacharya

11 months

My new column in @unherd on the UK Covid Inquiry: "This was Boris Johnson’s golden opportunity to confess his cardinal error: that he imposed lockdown in the first place. Instead, he averred that the UK had “no other tool” than lockdown available."

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Mark Simpson

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3 years

Funny how 'oligarch' only applies to Russians. Bill Gates is an oligarch. So is Jeff Bezos. Two of the biggest oligarchs in the world, actually. But never called that by the MSM or 'our' politicians. Who spent the last two years making them even wealthier and more powerful.

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Mark Simpson

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2 years

Piers Morgan, like many, is claiming that he backtracked from his foam-flecked Covid fashiness because 'the Science changed'. 'The science' didn't change. What changed was people are no longer afraid, and Covid fascists are no longer popular. But we know who they are now.

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3 years

So now omicron is officially acknowledged as being much milder than delta, any restrictions or lockdowns—which would be an attempt to slow omicron's replacement of delta—would be manslaughter. Or do those kinds of accusations only work when you're in favour of lockdowns?

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

#WearAMask and keep superstitious, anxiety-inducing bullshit recirculating forever.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

Can't quite fathom the people tweeting the pic of Betty Windsor made to sit alone at her husband's funeral as some kind of inspiring sacrifice—rather than a symbol of the cruel madness that gripped this country for two years.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

What has the UK's much-vaunted 'variant tracking' ability actually achieved? Apart from allowing the media and government to pretend that an endemic virus that 99% of the vulnerable are vaccinated against, is a new scary pandemic every week?

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

7 months

Even without Baron Cameron's total disregard for Julian Assange, now rotting in a UK jail for 5 years for publishing the truth about US war crimes, the bit about 'media freedom, and the values of truth and objectivity' would make this tweet boomerang back into his fat face.

David Cameron

@David_Cameron

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One year on, Russia’s detention of journalist Evan Gershkovich is a damning indictment of its disregard for media freedom, and the values of truth and objectivity. The UK joins the US in calling on Russia to release Gershkovich immediately.

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8 months

A particularly bizarre part of a bizarre speech. Who is the 'we' this chap is talking about? And why do 'we' have to 'reject it' and 'reject it again'? Is it like shampoo? Rinse and repeat?

InsidersHut

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8 months

🚨 "When these people claim that Britain has been and remains on the wrong side of history, we will reject it again and again." -Rishi Sunak

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1 year

If you support cutting off water, electricity, food, and fuel to 2 million people, half of them kids - as our entire political class did - you can't pretend to be shocked by bombed hospitals.

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Mark Simpson

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2 years

The Times et al have been telling their readers for months that Kiev was winning, bigly. Obviously new directives have been received.

Times Radio

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2 years

"The military commanders have got to advise, Look, Mr. President, we have done as much as we can, but we really can’t throw the Russians out." Lord Richard Dannatt tells #TimesRadio that President Zelensky should ‘start negotiating’ as ‘Russia is not going to lose.’

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Mark Simpson

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3 years

Is England going to hold out against the latest wave of tyranny to sweep the Continent, as it has done in the past? Or are we going to surrender our way of life to apps, bureaucrats, and cops? Creating an official underclass? THAT is the question before the HoC next week.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

The biomedical security state has a fight on its hands.

Jason Rantz on KTTH Radio

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3 years

Gov. Ron DeSantis blasts Joe Biden, tells him to do his job and that Florida is a place for freedom, not a "biomedical security state."

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2 years

If only Sweden had listened to Guardian hacks grinding their axes.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

9 months

If it was Russia in the dock, it would have been front page splash, with five pages of 'analysis' on POOTIN'S GENOCIDE SHAME.

Peter Oborne

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9 months

No mention in today's Times of the International Court of Justice ruling on Gaza till page 42.

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2 years

Pretty clear now that he only withdrew from Afghanistan - after two decades of 'building democracy' - because Uncle Joe needed the troops for new, much bigger wars.

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1 year

It's a sign of how totally hollowed out the left is now that it applauds banks - BANKS - deciding what you can and can't say.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

Starmer: "Our national story about Covid is one of a country that stood up when it was tested." It's actually a sad story of an Opposition that sat on its hands when it was tested by tyranny - supporting useless, destructive lockdowns & restrictions. And demanded MORE of them

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

6 years

'Centrists' are finally coming out as Mayists.

Jess Phillips

@jessphillips

6 years

This general election schtick I don't get, why on earth do people think a general election would help Brexit, hardly anyone thinks on a single issue in a GE as proven last time, also why does anyone think a GE would lead to any other result than the one we have now. What then?

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10 months

That Covid Inquiry KC is *exactly* the man for the job. Smug, arrogant, inordinately proud of his ignorance, and fully sharing the professional class's faith in the Science of staying at home while the working classes bring them things.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

6 months

Emperor Ursula's peasants are revolting - the ratio on her tweets is positively medieval.

Ursula von der Leyen

@vonderleyen

6 months

Today, we, the G7 Leaders, condemned Iran's unprecedented attack against Israel in the strongest terms. We express our solidarity and support to the people of Israel. And reaffirm our commitment towards its security. We'll continue to work to stabilize the situation.

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Mark Simpson

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3 years

If only the US had voted Remain.

James Melville 🚜

@JamesMelville

3 years

The current clogged shipping situation around the coasts of USA and Central America - a stark reality of the global supply chain crisis. ▪️ports operating at 60-70% ▪️massive shortages of workers at ports, warehouses and truck deliveries ▪️huge shortages of containers

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Mark Simpson

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3 years

If you believe that politicians can control a respiratory virus then you're probably the kind of person that is shocked to discover that they don't follow their own pointless restrictions.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

6 months

Gyms were closed while offies stayed open. For your health.

Professor Karol Sikora

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6 months

Alcohol-related deaths surging is a consequence of lockdown, not COVID. We trapped people in their homes, took away so much of what they loved and cut off support networks. Lockdown poisoned this country - we will suffer the effects for many more years.

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@marksimpsonist

3 years

We all know now that 'epidemiologist' actually means 'someone who interfaces with the world via multi-thread micro-managing madness'.

Dr Ellie Murray, ScD

@EpiEllie

3 years

THINK LIKE AN EPIDEMIOLOGIST, Part 2. In today’s 1st thread, I discussed the math of infections to help you understand what #TinyWiseDecisions you can make to be #COVIDSafer this winter. In this 2nd thread, I want to give some concrete ideas for making your risk a little lower.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

"Hello? Police? Yes, I'd like to report a crime. Your new squad car is an absolute STATE, dear."

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

1 year

The unprecedented and catastrophic crime of lockdowns can never be acknowledged by those responsible. Instead it must be normalised.

Michael P Senger

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1 year

Fighting back tears, former UK Health Secretary Matt Hancock, who led the use of terror to enforce lockdown, says he’s “profoundly sorry” for each COVID death and hopes lockdowns will be “much earlier” and “more stringent” during the next pandemic.

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4 months

It's actually quite funny how the MSM is pretending Galloway and the Worker's Party doesn't exist, just weeks after telling us his landslide in Rochdale was the end of the world - and Sunak held a press conference outside No 10 to say the same thing.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

3 years

@TheBembridge @MatthewStadlen @Otto_English @EssexPR He also has a problem with blue ticks being given to northerners.

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@marksimpsonist

9 months

Pursuing a foreign policy made in Washington has a price.

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@108SAR

9 months

🇷🇺 RUSSIA BEATS GERMANY: NOW EUROPE'S LARGEST ECONOMY Russia's GDP surpassed Germany's $5 trillion, securing the 5th global rank, and top spot in Europe.

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2 years

@mualphaxi Resistance to the Rainborg is futile. You *will* be assimilated. Or deported.

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@marksimpsonist

2 years

Not only was the US/UK unprovoked war of aggression based on lies - it's still being lied about to this day.

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The US did not launch the Iraq war 20 years ago based on lies. Nor did it go to war for oil or Israel. But the 2003 Iraq war was an ill-advised war of choice, a bad decision badly executed. The US & the world are still living with the costly consequences.

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3 years

Hilarious how the lockdown believers don't twig that hammering away at the No.10 Xmas party story is only smashing up their own cherished temple of fear.

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3 years

Pretty clear now that the biggest threat to the world is middle class neuroticism.

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11 months

Covid rules were inhuman and irrational but sold as 'caring' and 'science'. The people most trusting of the propaganda were most harmed by it. People who stuck by UK Covid rules have worst mental health, says survey

People who stuck by UK Covid rules have worst mental health, says survey

Trauma of pandemic having lasting impact on people’s mental health three years on, research reveals

www.theguardian.com

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6 months

What is it with French elites? Even by the standards of short-dicked post-colonial imperialists they are fucking mental.

S p r i n t e r

@SprinterFamily

6 months

Former French Prime Minister Valls: it is necessary to launch a nuclear strike on Iran Manuel Valls believes that such a step must be taken when all diplomatic means have been exhausted, and before Tehran has its own atomic bomb. “We have to integrate the idea that we can

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#FBPE #WearAMask 💙Twitter is absolutely furious with Fraser Nelson for *checks notes* being a journalist and asking vital questions about Sage's modelling that should have been asked nearly two years ago.

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4 months

VDL is the unelected, warmongering, authoritarian, censorious extremist of FBPE/centrist dad wet dreams.

Ben Scallan 🇮🇪

@Ben_Scallan

4 months

Ursula von der Leyen: "We will build a bastion against the extremes from the Left and the Right!" Amazing how these people get to position themselves as "centrists" despite holding some of the most radical positions ever held in human history.

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2 years

@RishiSunak The Grinch Who Stole Your Xmas & Sent it to Zelensky.

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1 year

Of all the Covidian grifters, Sridhar was always the most shameless.

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1 year

Wow. That's just handy isn't it, from the most quoted advisor in the British media!

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4 years

@McCormack_Tara I look forwards to a full, excoriating expose from the BBC's Disinformation Unit.

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3 years

@BigBrotherWatch @Keir_Starmer @BorisJohnson Sir Keir doesn't attack the concept of 'vaccine ID' and is merely scoring partisan points and pushing his usual agenda of 'I can manage tyranny more competently than Johnson'.

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Mark Simpson

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2 years

@PaulEmbery "Bit parky out there innit! Two of them sausage rolls and a tea to go, luv." "Ahem!" [taps pronoun badge] "Sorry, luv , Two of *they* sausage rolls and a tea to go, luv."

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2 years

So you were lied to about everything over the last three years. Lockdowns. Masks. Social distancing. Scotch eggs. Jab safety and efficiency. Natural immunity. But sure, you're being told the absolute truth about "POOTIN'S war".

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Mark Simpson

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2 years

We should probably stop calling it 'The Iraq War'. That makes it seem like Iraq's fault, or something that just 'happened' to Iraq. We should call it what it was: The US/UK Invasion of Iraq. A truly unprovoked invasion of a country thousands of miles away from both aggressors.

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2 years

@Telegraph Coming soon, 'Azov Wives'. An uplifting, Lottery-funded film, starring Angelina Jolie, Sean Penn - and an invisible Nazi elephant.

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3 years

Johnson himself admitted this yesterday, when he raised the prospect of compulsory vaccinations for the first time —at a press conference introducing vaccine passports.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

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This experiment shows that AI still has a long way to go before human interactions can be convincingly mimicked.

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@klalalala89

4 years

Cringe.

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Mark Simpson

@marksimpsonist

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The same people who brought you mandatory masks, magical social distancing, mass house arrest, and dodgy jab coercion, are now bringing you WW3. For "freedom". STAY SAFE!

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