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The Supreme Gentleman. Pronouns: He/Hate/Me or ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Oil/Gas We Are GVE

Joined July 2022
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If this is high energy, I must be on meth all the time
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High energy, lots of momentum and amazing conversations this weekend! Alberta is ready for #aBetterFuture ! Love supporting my fellow future colleagues @btonita and @kylekasawski Make a plan to vote here:
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@HARES_YEG Excellent takedown. I commend the @edmontonpolice for handling this erratic and unlawful character in the most appropriate manner
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Thank a rural Albertan right fucking now, if you havenโ€™t. They saved us. The @Alberta_UCP has much work to do to get Calgary back to blue. Edmonton can stay a socialist shithole w/all of its crime & zero cabinet representation. 4 more yrs of sanity! #NeverNDP #ableg #abpoli
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@ChrissieMayr A full frontal lobe
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@JUSTcatmeme Iโ€™ve already jerked off to this warlock
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Just walked into the Ford Dealership and told the sales guy โ€œOil hit 82, give me a fucking raptor with swinging nuts, white Oakleyโ€™s and three cases of original Mobster Energy. We may never see 70 dollar oil again!โ€ Weโ€™re so fucking back. Double meat double cheese subs all around
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OPEC stepping in with a tactical emergency response to resuscitate the bullishness we have all been lacking as of late CC @dima_username
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@JyotiGondek Youโ€™ll be gone in 17 months
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@OrbitStudios Heโ€™s either a huge loser or this didnโ€™t happen
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Um. May I speak and say one thing without anyone getting mad?
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Greta Thunberg and "climate friends" block the highway in The Hague and are arrested. Dutch police are not joking.
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@JunkerAnna Hey Anna, I agree with you, but I wonder if you ever partook on the whole โ€˜Learn to Codeโ€™ campaign the anti-oil and gas population inflicted on laid off energy sector workers post 2014?
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Seeing dumb @DruhFarrell getting smashed is so so satisfying. No more public money for you, you pig at the public trough. Take your dipshit glasses and leave calgarians and Albertans alone.
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This is how Kirk goes back to McLeanโ€™s
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Show tomorrow - @Andymayoson in studio and @BeyondAvgMick will be producing. Itโ€™s all happening.
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@Ianwpg @CTVNews It was probably climate change, Ian.
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This is the way
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๐Ÿšจ | NEW: A man decks a Just Stop Oil protestor and throws the social media guy's phone across the street... leaving it smashed to pieces
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RIP @SadBillAckman . Still have this
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Absolute based legend. I look at the #yyc mayor and just shake my head. RIP Rob.
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Seven years ago, we lost the best mayor Torontoโ€™s ever had. Not a day goes by when I donโ€™t think about my brother Rob. He dedicated his life to helping those who needed a champion most. I love you, Rob.
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@yegwave Citizens doing more than the losers on city council. Janz would blame systemic something and go back to stuffing his face with cheetohs
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Both Paul Maurice and Matthew Tkachuk left Canadian teams for Florida. Better weather, away from dipshit Trudeau and his taxes. Canada canโ€™t compete with moronic shitlibs and diptards running the show. Just facts
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@KirkLubimov Even Han Dong voted Yea, the liberals did not!
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The Canadian energy sector is the most maligned sector out there. Thereโ€™s been no significant alternative, yet a banking meltdown decimates ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ E&Ps. If this isnโ€™t a signal those E&Ps to smash debt at all costs & then rip the buybacks/special divis, I donโ€™t know what is. #com
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@DuaneBratt Looks like a klan rally, Duane. Iโ€™m sure if this was a conservative rally, youโ€™d be commenting on the lack of diversity
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@mlayalee @meghaverma_art They also arenโ€™t shitting on the beach, and can be found using deodorant. Thatโ€™s a plus in my books, kuthi
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Say what you want about @ericnuttall โ€™s portfolio, but you cannot deny his quality tv spots on @marketcall . Articulate, cogent, entertaining and able to riff off the cuff. Way better listening to him now than some of the bores pre 2010. Should be a regular on BNN #com
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@EricFrancis Hey Eric, not trading Gaudreau was not a Sutter move. Not extending him the year before was all Treliving. Having tkachuk want out is not a Sutter thing. Markstrom regressing to his usual self is not a Sutter thing, but giving him a 6X6 was a GM thjng
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The price of WTI is getting dangerously close to the ordering double meat subs, white Oakley wearing, swinging truck nuts range. We are so fucking close to being back back, baby! #COM #OOTT
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@Mario_Esq2 @ReduxxMag Avi did it to show how ridiculous the requirements or lack thereof are to enter womenโ€™s power lifting.
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@paxlovidforall @AlexBerenson Have you had your 10th booster?
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@mikesbloggity Makes them the exact opposite of you. It makes them a functioning non whining productive member of society
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@cspotweet I remember people crying about Danielle Smith not answering questions. Or Pierre not answering questions
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Got cogens? Absolute banger from $MEG. Haters can suck a big fat donkey dank ๐Ÿ˜ #com
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MEG Energy announces 2022 financial and operating results
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@Scott_755 @LUV2SKIPOW This person makes me puke in my mouth
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@KirkLubimov I would love to FOIA all the contractor bids to see who won these clearly lucrative contracts post Lib takeover and see how many have relationships with sitting LPC MPs
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@KILLTOPARTY Would you, Billy? Would you dump some of Aunt Jemimaโ€™s finest onto those flap jacks and feast away?
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@Mikeggibbs Here you go, you stupid fuck
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I donโ€™t own any JOY, but I may plow some dry powder into it based on Alex body bagging whiners. Iโ€™d take an P.Eng over a spreadsheet monkey any day of the week (see SOIL for why).
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@gmbutts Yeah, he doesnโ€™t grope women in pictures. You know who does?
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@GlobalCalgary You mean the mail thief?
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Call me a sadist, but I want to see Biden collapse his caverns. Dump the SPR, you braindead moron. Letโ€™s start the insanity
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@TheBreakdownAB Can you stop crying about normal rain/hail?
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@AngelaBelcamino Hey dude, I know youโ€™re happy bro, but calm down man
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Absolutely gutted. RIP Bill/Mark. He was so kind, patient, amiable, generous. Fucking brutal
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I am very saddened to share the news that my good friend @sadbillackman / @MAlexMclennan passed away last week. I wish he could have felt the love for himself which so many others felt for him. I'm so grateful to have been his friend and will miss him forever.
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@jeffsamsonow Remember the Fort mac fires? That was under NDP reign.
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@annaholligan Lololol. Their first shower in years, I bet. You should be thanking them
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@LeoGreenwald Good lord.
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@Jessa_McLean Itโ€™s not okโ€ฆitโ€™s damn beautiful ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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@Jamal05609349 @wydkyle__ @DomClare @cheetah โ€ฆOr legacy. Just admit you canโ€™t read
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@Justalexbennett The eyes, Chico. The eyes, they never lie. And stillโ€ฆ.
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Funny how itโ€™s almost a year to the day that Biden announced the SPR releases to bring down the price of oil. The symmetry of this move from #OPEC + is not lost on me. Am I getting too in the weeds here? @CornerstoneOil ? #com #oott
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@IyanVelji Isnโ€™t he gay?
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@JesseBrown Jesse, I listened to the episode and am a paid subscriber (I wonโ€™t admit it to my friends and family ๐Ÿ˜†), but content matters. Distressed assets are distressed for a reason - poor content, mismanagement of funds, etc. People are tired of editorialized reporting. Facts > all else
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@canmericanized @nilikm Foot on the pedal, Rowan! Sheโ€™s cracking (more so than before) and the based updates about her morning freakouts are getting to her. Nothing like a little mirror and light to act as disinfectant
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@mehdirhasan Thatโ€™ll be 8 dollars, buttercup
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@MLAIrfanSabir Now do Jyoti Gondek, Justin Trudeau
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@TehseenLadha Youโ€™re free to pack your stuff and leave. BC healthcare workers are running attack ads against their government about horrific conditions at work. Go live there with much higher cost of living
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OPEC seems pretty unified. Imagine being a dipshit and predicting the breaking up of the largest cartel from behind a keyboard ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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All nine countries have announced the extension of their voluntary cuts until the end of 2024 #OOTT #Opec
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I donโ€™t condone this behaviour, but I did snitch on one of my woke neighbours (plasters house in federal lib & provincial ndp signs, & has a โ€œhands off my cppโ€sign) for watering her lawn every morning. This cunt for sure snitched on ppl during Covid. FeelsGoodMan.jpg #yyccc
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@WTIBull Well said. Same feelings. Used to chat with him almost daily in the DMs. Always sent him dog pics to say GM. One of the most level headed people whilst remaining anon. He was a real one. RIP SBA
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@CTVNews Was it caused by climate change?
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Natty bulls: โ€œGod, please give us one more polar vortex! I swear not to waste it this timeโ€ #com
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@KevinNimmock She should focus on municipal issues.
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@acoyne Andrew, do you understand how demeaning this is? It takes away from real racism. This is absolutely ridiculous
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Reject hypochondriac @albertaNDP whackadoodle candidates that made their fortunes from Alberta resources only to join the party that calls Alberta the embarrassing cousin. #yyc needs to reject Duh Farrell and Samir #ableg #abpoli
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@GlobalCalgary Just like Calgarians pleaded with city council to take rezoning to a plebiscite, right?
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@KILLTOPARTY Billyโ€ฆ
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@TheBreakdownAB Thatโ€™s how itโ€™s done, Nate. When the perp is trying to attack/kick at you, you take them down. You could learn a thing
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@jakeshieldsajj I choose seppuku
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@wickdchiq @CTVNews Fucked around and found out
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The most work federal employees have done in a long time, ironic
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The PSAC picket line on Parliament Hill. Around 155,000 Federal workers are on strike #cdnpoli @CityNewsTO
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Every able bodied person should work for a living
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Everyone in Canada deserves a basic income
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@TashaKheiriddin Grow up, Tasha
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This is mental illness. How sick in the head do you have to be to do this and think itโ€™s normal ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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Who has tested/used in-nose filters? Any tips or recommendations?
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@JebraFaushay About 1000 CC/week of test enanthate and 250mg of dbol
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@RachelNotley You didnโ€™t build it and itโ€™s still not built, dumb f*ck
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Checks CNQ history of 22 years straight of divvy payments and increases. Oh yes, looks at comments from Steve Laut and Murray Edwards and sees them call CNQ a dividend company.
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@emmpeethree @gubbeen1 @Gugo907 O&G is not the place for those who want dividend income. It's just not the right place, flat out. As you say, cyclical industry. Highs & Lows, booms & bust. A trickle of divvy pay, ok fair enough, but they are not/should not/will not be income names.
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@elsthomson Youโ€™re an adult and not a student on private property. You got what you deserved, creep
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@Rory_Johnston Not really. The bloat has always existed at Suncor. Lots of 55+ that donโ€™t do much but advise
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The same people that were crying about Danielle and Pierre not answering questions are in the replies throwing a Yaaaaaas kweeeeeen to Gondek for not answering this question. Itโ€™s called cognitive dissonance. #ableg #cdnpoli
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Calgary mayor Jyoti Gondek walks away from podium after Keean Bexte asks a loaded question regarding police funding. #yeg #yyc #ableg
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