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@marisavanzee

3 years

thread of threads, for my own reference more than anyone else's probably

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@marisavanzee

6 years

Broadchurch (2013)

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@marisavanzee

2 years

the fact that these are the only photos of anyone in the show at the actual #hisdarkmaterials bench that i've seen is consuming me. thank u simone and ruta

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@marisavanzee

3 years

kirsten is stronger than all of us because this happened and she stuck around with amy rather than immediately quitting her job and moving to sweden

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@marisavanzee

5 years

how I find stuff to watch: 1. see an actor in a thing and like them in said thing 2. go through their entire imdb and watch stuff that looks good 3. lower my standards and go through their entire imdb again

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@marisavanzee

1 year

still can't believe they went "Liandrin has a Man in Northharbour" and half of us went "yeah that's a Darkfriend not a boyfriend she's obviously a lesbian" and some went "surely not a boyfriend she's obviously a lesbian" and then Rafe chose a secret third option #WheelOfTime

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@marisavanzee

6 years

we seem to be missing someone and everybody is looking a bit morbid 👀

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@marisavanzee

1 year

all of us returning to the wait for season 2 news like #WheelOfTime #TwitterOfTime

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@marisavanzee

1 year

my biggest inconsequential and tiny hope is that #WheelOfTime continues to have the Westlanders pronounce lieutenant as "leftenant" and then have the Seanchan say "lootenant"

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@marisavanzee

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@MistressOfNull it's either peak old people ("she can feed herself if she's going to be so picky") or peak teenager (going vegetarian/vegan at the drop of a hat, can confirm that one from experience)

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@marisavanzee

2 years

no thoughts head empty just rafe judkins calling moiraine a "badass lesbian sorceress" in the emmy fyc panel

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@marisavanzee

10 months

shoutout to natasha o'keeffe's father who inevitably filtered through an alarming amount of brazen thirst for his daughter in order to find the nice compliments to pass on to her

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@marisavanzee

1 year

#WoTShowSpoilers #WheelOfTime so the throne carriers (da'covale, presumably) all have their mouths covered by a piece clipped to their noses. we see the damane seemingly gagged entirely, and then High Lady Suroth with only her mouth uncovered... I'm loving what this could mean.

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@marisavanzee

1 year

#WotShowSpoilers #WotBookSpoilers #WheelOfTime so it looks to me like Hayley Mills as Gitara!

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@marisavanzee

5 years

Schloss Schönbrunn posted this I seek death

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@marisavanzee

1 year

THERE WE GO ALL IS AS IT SHOULD BE #WheelOfTime

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@marisavanzee

2 years

@sooyoungsbabe @silvcrwings I am still convinced that Brienne's ending on the show was as insulting as it was because her story in the books will be so linked to Lady Stoneheart that they had to make something up whole cloth

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@marisavanzee

1 year

I don't even watch this show (yet) but Ted and Rebecca are gonna kiss on the mouth, pass it on

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@marisavanzee

9 months

@tomatotolerant @elmaxish "enemies to lovers 🥰🥰🥰" when these books are wholly unromantic and not trying to be a romance and also they're about an all encompassing war and its soldiers

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@marisavanzee

11 months

two years ago I sat down to watch the first episode of a fantasy show I knew nothing about because Lorne Balfe composed the soundtrack and it has changed my life for the better in countless ways

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@marisavanzee

6 years

concept: Mandip doesn’t say a word about all the weird shit on twitter and then manages to slip a yeehaw into s12

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@marisavanzee

1 year

if this is Lanfear fucking with Moiraine I will PUKE

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@R0SAMUNDPIKES

1 year

OH MY GOD THEY’RE IN TEL’ARAN’RHIOD #wotshowspoilers

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@marisavanzee

6 years

Doctor Who except they're allowed to swear

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@marisavanzee

6 years

please don't let yaz suffer a similarly awful fate please don't let yaz suffer a similarly awful fate please don't let yaz suffer a similarly awful fate please don't let yaz suffer a similarly awful fate please don't let yaz suffer a similarly awful fate please don't let yaz suff

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@marisavanzee

3 years

Ukraine got second place in the televote and had the widest disparity in the competition between the televote and the jury points I'm so fucking angry about juries rn

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@marisavanzee

1 year

so is gitara lmao

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@itsamydunne

1 year

HER ARM IM DECEASED

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@marisavanzee

3 years

we love to see it!!! #HisDarkMaterials

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@marisavanzee

2 years

shoutout to this one shot for really highlighting how well cast Ruth and Dafne are as mother and daughter because good lord #HisDarkMaterials

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@marisavanzee

1 year

I can't wait for after probably over a year of speculation for it to turn out that Magdalena is a Falmen merchant whose stall gets obliterated or something

WoT Series

@WotTVSeries

1 year

Happy Laia Costa day! In 13 hours, we will likely find out who Laia Costa is. She is the only actor left in our unconfirmed category for season 2 of #TheWheelOfTime . Her role is listed on her CV as "Magdalena"

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@marisavanzee

6 years

yaz: what do you have in your mouth thirteen: [incomprehensible garble through puffed out cheeks] yaz: how many biscuits did you just eat at once... thirteen: [holds up four fingers]

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@marisavanzee

9 months

my mother's most hated, most visceral rage inducing character, having now read all fifteen books in Wheel of Time, is Thom Merrillin, and you have no idea how much glee this fills me with

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@marisavanzee

1 year

deeply funny in the worst way that this scene happened and we all mentally collared her then and there

Another Turning #TeamHair

@PodAnother

3 years

#TheWheelOfTime episode 6 #WoTShowSpoilers #WotBookSpoilers rip in peace Maigan. It was good to know you. Can't wait to see you in a season going by "Pura" and begging Egwene to remember who you really are.

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@marisavanzee

1 year

I've been lying to my mother about something that happens in Wheel of Time for months now and she's about to get to that chapter and I can't wait for the angry texts

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@marisavanzee

1 year

wheel of time straightbaiting the audience with lan and moiraine is still one of the funniest fucking moves they pulled

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@marisavanzee

1 year

#WotBookSpoilers #WheelOfTime between Mat losing an eye in every vision ever and now Dearest Siuan, we are SO getting the Ghenjei of our gay little dreams and I cannot Wait

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@marisavanzee

1 year

plenty to discuss here but I think most important is to remind the dropkicks of Twitter of Time that Moiraine literally stabbed someone in New Spring #wotbookspoilers

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@marisavanzee

6 years

can we get Thirteen in the special seeing the archaeological dig and just nonchalantly going “my wife was an archaeologist!”

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@marisavanzee

2 years

@rafejudkins favourite type of gin, and also, can you drop a hint about something you're looking forward to us seeing in season 2?

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@marisavanzee

3 years

amy silva's biography

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@marisavanzee

6 years

so we've got rainbow shirts, rainbow piping on her jacket, a rainbow scarf, and the merch shoes have a rainbow on the back and on the inside... fully expecting any changes for s12 to have even more rainbow (shoelaces? suspenders? socks? thirteen's amazing technicolour dreamcoat?)

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@marisavanzee

2 years

@Simone1Kirby I'm wheely excited to see you two together! 😍😍😍

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@marisavanzee

6 years

and here is a (far too short) compilation of Jodie's expressions that was aired by a government owned and funded broadcaster, hopefully with audio this time

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@marisavanzee

2 years

asriel what will happen to us all i can't bear the thought of oblivion I'VE NEVER HATED YOU it was simply the sound of lord asriel's voice she wanted to hear WE SHOULD HAVE MARRIED AND BROUGHT HER UP OURSELVES 😭😭😭😭😭

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@marisavanzee

11 months

#wotbookspoilers my mother just read about a dress that is not green and a well-timed cup of tea and if you're wondering how she's coping: she isn't

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@marisavanzee

1 year

okay it has just dawned on me, seeing people think Liandrin is going to die this season.......... we have photos of Kate Fleetwood onset from her birthday two days ago

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@marisavanzee

1 year

@nynaeveswifey NO BUT IT IS FASCINATING does she care for Nynaeve? is it just spite because she doesn't want this to be easy for Suroth? Liandrin succeeded in her part of the mission, and the failure falls to Suroth? SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT #WotShowSpoilers

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@marisavanzee

6 years

let's be real the only way we're getting queer Yaz is by revealing that she's in love with the Doctor in the finale and she immediately dies in the next scene

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@marisavanzee

1 year

can you imagine. you're at the darkfriend social. important work meeting. and not only does someone bring their fucking kid. your boss decides to play babysitter.

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@marisavanzee

1 year

a thought: we're getting a New Spring flashback of some sort sooooooo Hayley Mills Gitara Moroso? #WoTBookSpoilers #WheelOfTime

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@marisavanzee

1 year

every day I continue to manifest Indira Varma in #WheelOfTime . I don't even know who as. just cast her damnit!

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@marisavanzee

6 years

Doctor Who in 2018: we're going for standalone episodes and no arc so people can jump in and out! sure, it's available online, but you don't need to watch it! Doctor Who in 1963: missed one episode? good luck assholes it's not airing again and the next six rely on it

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@marisavanzee

2 years

ruth wilson james mcavoy national theatre play WHEN

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@marisavanzee

11 months

so can anyone who has seen Hadestown confirm if Dónal Finn is gonna get more costumes across two and a half hours of a musical than he did across eight episodes of Wheel of Time

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@marisavanzee

1 year

natashelaida truthers rn #WheelOfTime #TwitterOfTime

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@marisavanzee

1 year

Rand truly became so relatable when this piece of casting dropped. I would also behave very stupidly if Natasha O'Keeffe looked at me

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@TheWheelOfTime

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@mellowhale @primevideonl #TeamHair

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@marisavanzee

1 year

and the third option still has us going "well that son cannot have been acquired in a happy way she's obviously a lesbian"

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@marisavanzee

1 year

the thing with rewatching the latest episode of #WheelOfTime is that it is a lovely way to launch yourself headfirst into the PITS OF DESPAIR

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@marisavanzee

3 years

i hope aisling bea has not underestimated how much we just wanna. see sharon horgan and indira varma snogging

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@marisavanzee

2 years

so today is the first anniversary of #WheelOfTime premiering on Prime - two days later, I started the show as I'm a fan of Lorne Balfe, and three days after that, I picked up The Eye of the World. and tonight, I finished my first reread!

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@marisavanzee

1 year

#WoTShowSpoilers #WoTBookSpoilers #WheelOfTime they're putting that focus on who has a right to a voice and who does not in Seanchan culture and I just think that's a really good choice given it is HUGELY important and this visually cues it so well!

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@marisavanzee

6 years

ntas plot twist: bradders is not, in fact, in south africa - he's just sat on facetime to disguise the fact that he is not in south africa because he can't give away that he's not filming dw because graham is dead

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@marisavanzee

1 year

hm i wonder why moggy is steamrolling the competition (art by Helvet)

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1 year

🏳️‍🌈 THE SIURAINE CUP - ROUND FOUR🏳️‍🌈 I CAN FIX HER However you'd like to define it, which of the following characters from the BOOKS gives off the ✨Queerest Energy✨?

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@marisavanzee

11 months

rafe judkins is bestie but if he screw up i will be in his walls

ceo of aduIt jackie

@ggardengirl

11 months

if a gay person knows the name of a showrunner for their favorite show, there are only two reasons for why: 1) they’re gay people’s best friend 2) they’re gay people’s worst enemy there is no in between it’s gotta be one or the other

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@marisavanzee

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This scene from the books was one of the things I was most looking forward to seeing, and then we didn't. And yet, there it is. @darkmaterials @daemonsanddust what happened? 😭😭😭 #HisDarkMaterials

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@marisavanzee

6 years

someone has fucked up so here’s hoping we’re about to see her S N A P

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@thasminthot

6 years

She can glower all she wants she's still a bottom

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@marisavanzee

11 months

I don't know what people think they're accomplishing by telling people that the Wheel of Time books are explicitly queerer than they actually are but that's honestly just a recipe for disappointment

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@marisavanzee

2 years

hey #TwitterOfTime who are some of your dream castings you'd love to see in the show?

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@marisavanzee

2 years

can wheel of time please hurry up and announce who meera syal and natasha o'keeffe are playing because i'm very invested in who i THINK they're playing and i fear being wrong

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@marisavanzee

5 years

I don't know if there's anyone following me who needs to hear this - but the ATAR is a crock of shit. If you don't get a high enough ATAR to get into the course you want, you'll probably be able to transfer in six months in if you do well in your uni subjects.

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@marisavanzee

3 years

step 1: suranne as bond step 2: we have the first lesbian bond

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@marisavanzee

2 years

Rewatching episode 7 - the absence of this scene is palpable, and the episode is poorer for it. This was one moment I've most been looking forward to seeing for years, and we know it exists, but we didn't get it. And I cannot fathom why, so I must ask, @jackthorne @janetranter1 ?

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@marisavanzee

1 year

hey uhhh #TwitterOfTime so this is #WotShowSpoilers going into season 3 I guess but I remembered that wall of headshots that got posted a while back and uhh Nyokabi Gethaiga is confirmed for series 3

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@marisavanzee

1 year

pour one out for my housemate who just willingly let himself be subjected to an extended ramble on the pacing of Wheel of Time compared to the books, the way in which the show has improved the writing of women and of queer characters, and an infodump about Gitara's prophecy

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@marisavanzee

1 year

an excellent thread on Siuan's absence in the show! and I'd like to add - we KNOW Sophie Okonedo had to drop out of His Dark Materials, which was filming at a similar time to WoT S2. her schedule was PACKED. it feels fortunate that we've got her at all!

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@sapphoshands

1 year

the attached is one of my favourite quotes about tv production (from an interview with robert and michelle king), and i have been thinking about it a lot in context of #TheWheelOfTime / #TwitterOfTime missing siuan. 1/?

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@marisavanzee

2 years

i just handed in the final assignment of my fucking MASTERS DEGREE

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@marisavanzee

1 year

never ceases to be funny watching the fandom explode over a casting that turns out to be incredibly minor. truly mindblowing how often it happens and despite all the reveals of who they were this season, we'll inevitably blow up like this again with more casting news this season!

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@WotTVSeries

3 years

ICYMI, one more season two cast member has been revealed! Stewart Kenneth Moore, plays a character who appears in a "fairly memorable" episode 5 scene, "riding a black horse through a Czech forest in the cold midnight air". Thanks to @gaijin1973 , who first spotted the info!

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@marisavanzee

6 years

concept: ryan and graham are horrified at thasmin becoming a reality because they've seen the doctor eat soil with that mouth and really yaz you've seen her eat soil straight off the ground why are you still kissing her

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@marisavanzee

2 years

a het ship for the gays! because they're giving these two the full queer experience of "they're Just Friends" 💀💀💀

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@marisavanzee

2 years

Wicked Germany 2007: Willemijn Verkaik is in love with Mark Seibert's girlfriend but also with him and it's all a bit weird Rebecca Gesamtaufnahme Live 2022: Willemijn Verkaik is in love with Mark Seibert's dead wife and wants to hunt Mark Seibert and his new wife for sport

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@marisavanzee

3 years

if you see me staring vacantly I am just thinking about Amy waking up to Kirsten and Poppy trying to talk as quietly as possible so they don't wake her while also being on each side of her in bed and literally talking over the top of her

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@marisavanzee

2 years

his dark materials fandom on twitter today

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@marisavanzee

11 months

@theskygoat @WotTVSeries skewered and sliced lanfear like a fucking kebab

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@marisavanzee

1 year

all I can think about right now is DEAREST SIUAN #WheelOfTime #WotShowSpoilers

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@marisavanzee

9 months

anyway this is a reminder that you cannot both-sides a genocide, that if you don't understand the bare basics of what's going on this far in then that is an active choice of ignorance, and you don't get to have a tantrum when people call you out for not standing against GENOCIDE

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@marisavanzee

1 year

not gonna lie, I feel like if you don't have time to watch a full season of TV, you don't have time to be sitting down and picking apart the finale of said show

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@wildhogs2011

1 year

@SebasBlackwell @JanyaSedai He watched some of it but not all. Didn’t have time with his writing deadline for SA5 coming up

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@marisavanzee

1 year

can the twitter of time collective fandom agreement on alt texting images PLEASE catch on outside the fandom already oh my god

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@marisavanzee

11 months

a reminder to #WheelOfTime fans, readers or not: Twitter is pushing tweets onto timelines of people who don't follow you, so please, let's level up our spoiler tagging about books! nobody wants to see a Major Character Death when they're just going about their day!

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@marisavanzee

10 months

whenever a fandom I'm in starts again with the relentless infighting I just

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@marisavanzee

11 months

i was JOKING (kinda) when i said that because she's wearing a lavender dress she's in a lavender marriage--

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@pikeblanchett

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she did THAT

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@marisavanzee

1 year

honestly shoutout to kate fleetwood for putting so much into her one strange little move towards moiraine that it kick-started a whole ship

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@marisavanzee

1 year

honestly they're nailing the true spirit of #WheelOfTime within these past three episodes episode 5: captures the true spirit with the Camp episode 6: captures the true spirit with the Abject Horrors episode 7: captures the true spirit with the Mind Edit To Cope

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@marisavanzee

6 years

multi Doctor special where Ten or Eleven hits on Thirteen not realising who she is and she just looks horrified

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@marisavanzee

2 years

happy valentines fellow people suffering the absence of #HisDarkMaterials . dear @jackthorne and @janetranter1 may we please have a gift on this day of love

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@marisavanzee

1 year

#WotBookSpoilers for Knife of Dreams . . . . . . she was so convinced Moiraine was alive that she was confused when I asked her about the main character death in The Fires of Heaven and in that moment I decided to commit to the bit

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@marisavanzee

1 year

@Rant_AlMore also he was going pewpewpew :) while Egwene was about to fucking keel over from exhaustion, our girl was fighting for her LIFE and kept fighting

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@marisavanzee

2 years

every day I wake up to psychological torture from the official HDM accounts

Ruth Wilson Source

@allaboutwilson

2 years

#NEWS New still of Ruth Wilson and James McAvoy in #HisDarkMaterials S3 (via @daemonsanddust Instagram)

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@marisavanzee

10 months

i don't know what the sound i just made was but it was sure something

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@marisavanzee

2 years

@Lorem4TheGold @totallymorgan and you left off Sheriam and Suana 🥲

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@marisavanzee

6 years

concept: thasmin watching nye fireworks from above together in the TARDIS, legs hanging out the front doors, Yaz definitely kisses the Doctor at midnight

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@marisavanzee

1 year

the entire group chat simultaneously going "haha but what if--" and now liandrin/anvaere is a legitimate thing 🤡

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@annberr_arts

1 year

I think everyone should have one rare pair. One ship that only you and 2 other people like. It builds character. Keeps you humble.

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@marisavanzee

1 year

I assume the conversation went as follows "so we want Moiraine's family" "so we'll cast her sisters - Anvaere and. um." "um." "uh." "inn-loi-- in-li-- uh?" "you know what she can have one sister now, what the fuck Robert" #WheelOfTime #WotShowSpoilers

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