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1 year

One of my friends had a health scare recently. He’s doing well. But, he got his raw mri data and 3D printed a life sized model of his brain.

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Brain doxxing my brilliant friend

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Everyone always argues (rightfully so) that engineers need to take a few humanities/ethics courses, but what about the reverse?

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@pangorhythm Yes, yes he does

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Horniest thing a man can say is “I’d take such good care of you”

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Dad just gave me an update on his business. Subsequently informed him that he’s committing tax fraud.

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I'm sorry, but no scientific discovery is real until Americans have verified it

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1 year

How much has this founder raised?

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1 year

Overheard last night: “It’s so weird that every dad wore bowling shirts in the 80’s” Me:

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1 year

“Often father and daughter look down on mother together. They exchange meaningful glances when she misses a point. They agree that she is not bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate.”

RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)

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Many women get married and have children to save themselves from their loneliness, but having a family is no guarantee of this, especially the patriarchal family which typically enforces it. The devouring, overbearing mother is really just the chronically lonely and empty mother.

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1 year

YC could never

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@marcelsegond

9 months

I just learned that my father is aware of and follows this account

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9 months

Dad just gave me an update on his business. Subsequently informed him that he’s committing tax fraud.

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I’ve seen AGI house so packed that you people wouldn’t believe… Thiel fellows interrupting founders with +10mm ARR. I watched @ctjlewis argue with Shkreli about OpenAI credits mid-talk. All these… moments will be lost in time like a crypto VC that didn’t pivot to AI.

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1 year

These men are ready to build

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@marcelsegond

9 months

It’s amazing how much better Chicago is than SF

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marcel

@marcelsegond

2 years

Drake fucking Abby Shapiro is not what I had on my 2022 bingo card, but here we are

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1 year

Everyone should study electrical engineering.

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9 months

Still a vampire for 2024

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8 months

Thanks, mom

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1 year

I just explained how jumping a car really works to a man with a doctorate. He fried his convertible battery because he didn’t understand the basics of current.

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5 months

So called free thinkers when the fajitas sizzle

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10 months

Mfw when @202accepted orders $400 more of sushi

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1 year

Overwhelmingly, every poaster I’ve met has been hilarious, handsome or beautiful, incredibly kind, and accomplished. LC created something special.

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2 years

Math being hard is a psyop

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1 year

“Let’s accelerate abundance.” - @garrytan

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1 year

Also on this note, ICE vehicles are modern miracles that we overlook. Massive feats of engineering that few truly understand, even among mechanics and technicians.

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1 year

@HotForMoot If you can’t pass an intro to engineering class, you shouldn’t be in college

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9 months

I guarantee your life is more interesting than you think, you’re just not observing enough.

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1 year

A swe just called all engineering outside of software "trad-eng"

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6 months

what the FUCK is a hamiltonian?

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@marcelsegond

1 year

Re: dating discourse

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1 year

6’1”, not ugly + no bald male relatives, need you to explain everything to me at least three times

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1 year

I showed you my resume, please respond

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1 year

Fedex lost all my turtlenecks. All of them.

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1 year

I’ve been introducing a few of my friends to lifting and one thing astounds me: how nearly all young men lack hip flexibility

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1 year

diet coke is ngmi. you all just don’t understand it yet.

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10 months

Life is so good

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1 year

The amount of anti-semitism in SF is fucking frightening

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1 year

@Tjdriii Women don’t need to know this

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1 year

A very talented kid at my job was laid off today - he has 50 days to find a job before he’s deported. Would appreciate any leads that I could pass along.

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@marcelsegond

9 months

Men need to be wearing more slutty sweaters

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1 year

This technology sister (vc) is ready to build (add value)

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you know what day it is

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1 year

I’ll have you know that it’s Wednesday

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8 months

@footslurper If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

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marcel

@marcelsegond

1 year

Denver is Atlanta for white people

Black Radioactive Boi 🚂☢

@TokenOfTheMonth

1 year

White people between the ages of 22-28 move to a city that isn’t Denver challenge

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1 year

@eigenrobot For one, it doesn't achieve zero ohms at the transition, just a drop. This can be argued for, but the drops don't really align here, which they (probably) should. From other paper on the material. I'd attribute this to other material science wizardry.

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My cto, just now: “Being trapped in Canada is basically a worse ego death.”

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8 months

Not autism, not bpd, but a third, more mysterious thing

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@marcelsegond

1 year

Me staring at the beauty of life

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@marcelsegond

1 year

I took a fencing class last week and I’m about to become insufferable

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1 year

First they came for tpot, and I did not speak out…

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marcel

@marcelsegond

9 months

My grandma called me handsome today. I’m so back.

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marcel

@marcelsegond

9 months

Imagine pulling up to my crib and I whip out a marsupial

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9 months

@RomanianLiberal His feed is perfect. Endless entertainment.

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@marcelsegond

1 year

Also this isn’t a dig, it really isn’t. I just think bright people are underserved by institutions in this sense.

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@marcelsegond

8 months

Mice fear me

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1 year

@cosmicmould @generic_void @MichaelAlleged Plenty of rules and norms only help people lacking agency

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@marcelsegond

1 year

1,000 🫡

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marcel

@marcelsegond

2 years

I’m going to purposefully increase the universe’s entropy

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@marcelsegond

1 year

@eigenrobot I think everyone is super skeptical given the retractions surrounding high pressure super conductors recently.

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@marcelsegond

1 year

@Duderichy He’s tweeting this in October. The good ones were already hired back in July and August.

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@marcelsegond

9 months

Also, I would take such good care of her

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@marcelsegond

1 year

tpot ski trip?

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@marcelsegond

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@jon_bois Prime Polamalu

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1 year

Gym bro just informed me that my yogurt habit is feminine

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1 year

Nicotine is really a super drug. Too bad it gives you cancer.

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10 months

Who gave beccs a tambourine?

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9 months

Well, at least I set a deadlift pr

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1 year

@netcapgirl We can fix them

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@marcelsegond

1 year

I am too skinny to be repping three plates frfr

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marcel

@marcelsegond

2 years

Really encourage you all to find someone you can worship and simply forget about the dating discourse

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@marcelsegond

1 year

Guess where I am rn

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1 year

My younger brother squatted 500 lbs today

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1 year

Thinking about nominating friends for Forbes 30u30 as a joke but I don’t want to tank their career

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1 year

How I feel saying “action it” to counsel

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8 months

@sfspacesquid Ngl - my best year ever financially wasn’t far from this

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10 months

My favorite part of the beff doxx drama is that the IG comments on Forbes’ post of the article is full of Michael Jackson and Bad Bunny fans yelling at each other

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1 year

Tomorrow’s titans of industry are currently stuck at LaGuardia

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@HotForMoot Eating disorders?

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One of my roommates is going to have a kid. The godchild army grows by the day.

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@marcelsegond

1 year

Lord Farquaad was the original e/acc

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@marcelsegond

1 year

Open your hips so you can open her heart

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1 year

Arm vascularity is most of what women care about

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@marcelsegond

1 year

Built and shipped a small project this morning. Gym now. Sailing later. God bless America 🇺🇸

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1 year

@darkyudkowsky @andrew__reed Many such cases, but then you have guys like this:

Olympic Cyclist Vs. Toaster: Can He Power It?

World famous track cyclist Robert Förstemann battles a 700w toaster. Can he, with his 74cm legs, generate enough energy to create a golden-brown toast? Pleas...

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@marcelsegond

9 months

Missed my first flight of 2023 🫡

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@marcelsegond

9 months

If you just saw me running a 5:30 mile in ORD, no you didn’t

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marcel

@marcelsegond

10 months

Spiritually, I’m in a Latin club asking “who is this?” whenever they play bunny

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marcel

@marcelsegond

9 months

You can just text your airline and ask to be put in first class and they’ll do it

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@marcelsegond

7 months

Signal down. Nobody is safe.

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fridge

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@marcelsegond

1 year

I completely packed my apt in under an hour. I am too transient.

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1 year

Life is so good

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1 year

Paper authors: I AM A SUPER CONDUCTOR I AM A SUPER CONDUCTOR I AM A SUPERCONDUCTOR The physics community:

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marcel

@marcelsegond

10 months

I’m no longer in tpot, I’m in spot

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@marcelsegond

10 months

I hosted a party at my place a month ago and a middle aged woman who I’d never met before walked up to me and told me she had just spoken to the host and he said it was a shoes off household and that I should take mine off.