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SpaceSquid

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7 months

Men will make 300k at 23 and will live like this

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14 days

Many such cases!

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SpaceSquid

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4 months

Zuck gonna drop a meet the grahams to OpenAI’s family matters

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3 months

@samuel_spitz - Cardio in the morning as a run so you get your 10k steps in - lift after work - meal prep so you don’t have to cook every meal - iron clothes after on weekend - friends/dates only Fri night and weekend basically have to push everything to the weekend and stay locked in

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6 months

Staff eng just did a money spread on zoom cause bonus hit last week

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5 months

SF 2030 - hop out of 8sleep with my ai girlfriend, - my ai side chick makes me nutty pudding for breakfast - hop in a waymo to my b2b saas job where i boss around 30 engineers all named devin - lunch and blueprint supplements get delivered by my factor drone rest in thread

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3 months

Wearing an intern backpack in sf is -100 aura

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5 months

Would you work at OpenAI or

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SpaceSquid

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6 months

@fuckpoasting My kidneys after a week

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SpaceSquid

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2 months

Met a team of young founders who just went to prison. They aren’t even criminals they just wanted to grind: - live in the same cell block - free rent - free meals - mandatory working out periods - no distractions

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2 months

Met a team of young founders that checked themselves into rehab. They don’t even have an addiction problem they just wanted to grind: - Live together - No drugs/alcohol - Healthy meals provided - Scheduled group therapy sessions

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SpaceSquid

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1 month

in New York I milly rock

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SpaceSquid

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5 months

Just deleted hinge and downloaded draftkings

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SpaceSquid

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3 months

Guy sitting next to me at the dmv just opened his hinge to 0 likes, bro it’s 9:30AM

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SpaceSquid

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6 months

Born to work on b2b SaaS, forced to work on hard tech

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SpaceSquid

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10 months

They don’t tell you this but you can climb the structure in Hayes valley for free

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1 month

@filipwojda Rent it out and use it exclusively for bringing dates back

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SpaceSquid

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8 months

Let’s run it

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SpaceSquid

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4 months

SF brown boy chain hierarchy Tech bro brown boy: 0 chains New Jersey brown boy: 1 chain Bay Area brown boy: 2 chains Canadian brown boy who thinks he’s drake: 3 chains

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SpaceSquid

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11 months

@personofswag Access-Control-Allow-Origin: *

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SpaceSquid

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7 months

First dates are just socially acceptable yap sessions

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SpaceSquid

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5 months

@sahir2k I ain’t never seen sundar hang out with Travis Scott and have a VVS chain and an AP

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SpaceSquid

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6 months

If I don’t make it, my seed phrase is …

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SpaceSquid

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6 months

Huberman’s just a certified lover boy, but honestly never mind it’s her loss that his secret is out, he’s just podcasting for all of the dogs

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3 months

@eric_sheen0 Interns walk around with branded company backpacks, a trained eye can tell a FB intern from a Salesforce intern just from the silhouette of their backpack

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6 months

Guy who deletes hinge so he’s forced to talk to women in real life: “yeah I just burnt the boats”

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2 months

My gf keeps getting texts from waymo at 3AM is that normal

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SpaceSquid

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5 months

born to yap, forced to code

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25 days

Lord forgive me I might join run club

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5 months

just failed a set at the gym and my friend did the Fortnite L dance

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9 days

@var_epsilon As a recovering prestige addict (I applied to stripe, Stanford and YC), you clearly haven’t had prestige and just simply wouldn’t get it

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SpaceSquid

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3 months

I just spent 150 on shorts from SSENSE I am going to hell

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17 days

@creatine_cycle Skibidi toilet for CS students

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17 days

When I finally lock in it’s over for yall

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SpaceSquid

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2 months

staff engineer meets an intern at Monroe, they fall in love and live happily after. Many such cases!

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SpaceSquid

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2 months

Starting a run club in sf but we drink a beer every 400m

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SpaceSquid

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12 days

Anyone trying to be my opp? For motivational purposes only

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6 months

When the lifts open at 9 but you gotta merge your PR in

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SpaceSquid

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11 months

@allgarbled me when all my homies goto jail because everyone around them was wearing a wire

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4 months

They got games on this thing?

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SpaceSquid

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7 months

A&F carpenter pants come with a dedicated pocket for high noons

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SpaceSquid

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18 days

It’s impossible to get motion without any action

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5 months

My plan to open a chick fil a in Hayes valley worked

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5 months

BREAKING: Souvla in Hayes Valley to close by the end of next May

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2 months

@ExaltedFoks Bad for points but +1000 aura

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SpaceSquid

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7 months

your a founder but you haven’t found her

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SpaceSquid

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2 months

@fuckpoasting Focus on your safety card bro

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SpaceSquid

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1 year

@sociaIrate once we have rollable oled tvs this will be goated

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5 days

Thank you Vue JS 🤑

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SpaceSquid

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4 months

purposefully putting unemployed on my hinge so I don’t have to talk about work on first dates

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SpaceSquid

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10 days

Just put a tequila shot in myfitnesspal

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SpaceSquid

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9 months

I introduced my AI girlfriend to my parents and now I am being sent on a one way flight to New Delhi to marry my dad’s neighbors’ daughter

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SpaceSquid

@sfspacesquid

2 years

I keep hearing ppl in SF are rich but I ain’t ever seen an iced out Apple Watch

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SpaceSquid

@sfspacesquid

5 months

- take a cruise (yeah they're back) to Monroe where me and my squad of techno optimists go and try rizzing class of 2031 GoogleMetaOpenAI new grads (yeah they merged). - fail to rizz and return to my house where my ai girlfriend serenades me to sleep

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SpaceSquid

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8 months

was telling my manager about how I really deserve a promo but he didn’t open his mouth through our 1:1 and then dmed me saying he was mewing

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@sfspacesquid

4 months

Zuck you need to ditch the gold chain for a iced out VVS Cuban

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2 months

Me kicking the ppl playing Mr Brightside at the party off aux to play Carti leaks

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4 months

no babe i didn't cheat on you, i was just accelerating

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3 months

just joined a run club but it’s all single dudes ??

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4 months

@cosmos_raj One man’s 6 month talking stage is another man’s sneaky link in the back of a car

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SpaceSquid

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1 year

Official t shirt of e/fuck

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22 days

Does creatine cause hair loss is my generations P=NP?

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9 months

First man to play punjabi music in the waymo

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7 months

Mans will post a photo of dolo on a sunny February and say SF is so back

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2 months

Last night we let the litre of mojito talk

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2 months

Just got the ick cause her IG stories had 0 aura

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9 months

@tenobrus reminds me of the guy who cancels himself so others can't cancel him later

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7 months

No drama no opps just chillin

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1 month

Happy national gf day but my gf stands for get funds

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9 months

@shguke @httpswify Thanks for letting me borrow your 2023 Lamborghini urus when you were volunteering at the orphanage

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SpaceSquid

@sfspacesquid

5 months

Friday 6PM hits and that case of Stella calling to me like the green goblin mask

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6 months

Celsius cracked ✅ Programming socks on ✅ Sardukar chant 10 hrs playing in my AirPods ✅ oh yeah it’s time to build b2b SaaS

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SpaceSquid

@sfspacesquid

6 months

Thinking of buying a fisker ocean for 25k and jailbreaking the firmware so it doesn’t get bricked when they go bankrupt

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10 months

@creatine_cycle LLMs were created by NextJS and tailwind to ensure their monopoly on frontend dev

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9 months

me choosing what coin to invest 50% of my net worth in vs what to buy on the SSENSE sale

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4 months

First time I went on hinge in NYC, I saw all these girls from Rutgers New Brunswick and my Canadian ass thought they were from the small ass province

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SpaceSquid

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3 months

yall take zyns, I just put a hookah next to my desk

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2 months

No one outbadges me

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SpaceSquid

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27 days

I don’t use TypeScript I just say Type Shit

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5 months

looking at tiktok slideshows about which bird has the best aura between sets of shoulder press

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SpaceSquid

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10 months

They got my ass in the OVO sweatshop

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4 months

If I was at the met gala I would just wear Rick but that’s just me

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SpaceSquid

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16 days

Just cracked a buzzball, it’s time to code

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9 months

@curlyboysam_ @fagcfo Goat movie

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SpaceSquid

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9 months

my company just reached 10K MRR in just under a month by deleting our product and hopping on draft kings

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5 months

first b2b saas engineer to wear chrome

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SpaceSquid

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3 months

@formershell tbh biggest gainers are buying and forgetting

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SpaceSquid

@sfspacesquid

5 months

While you were outside looking at the sun, I was grinding on vs code. One of us is ready for AGI

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SpaceSquid

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9 months

You read textbooks before bed, I read knowledge straight from the source

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SpaceSquid

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7 months

If I ever win the lottery, I won’t tell anybody, but there will be signs

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SpaceSquid

@sfspacesquid

10 months

1 year of being terminally online

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SpaceSquid

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7 months

@based16z this is me after 3 months of no cb wif listing

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2 months

Just got a Slack DM that my manager traded me to another org for 2 interns and a 2025 headcount allocation and a 2026 swap

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SpaceSquid

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3 months

lowkey every restaurant be turning into family style but sometimes I just be trying to eat my own shit

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SpaceSquid

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7 months

When I die put my RSUs in the grave

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SpaceSquid

@sfspacesquid

10 months

Hitting pull ups after eating biryani is equal to wearing a 10lb weighted vest

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SpaceSquid

@sfspacesquid

2 years

@creatine_cycle one of the few places they have rizz in SF

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SpaceSquid

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9 months

y’all claim to have money in sf but I still ain’t seen a AP in the marina

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SpaceSquid

@sfspacesquid

2 months

I need to get a family or something so I stop spending money on stupid shit

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SpaceSquid

@sfspacesquid

6 months

@var_epsilon soon inshallah

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SpaceSquid

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6 months

They should have named Devin smth cool like Melvin

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SpaceSquid

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4 months

you studied CS, I studied motion, we are not the same

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