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Mannyball 🍉

@mannyball_

3 months

📍Barcelona Catalonia

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@mannyball_

4 months

Imagine living in Medinah, picking your kids up from school and dropping them off at Al Masjid an Nabawi after to learn Quran. Allahumma inni as'aluka this

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@agirlnamedzahra

4 months

The Prophet’s Mosque, Medinah.

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7 months

Sobering moment at jummah today, a child was screaming/crying throughout and it angered a lot (inc me) because after salaam everyone turned back angrily Right after the imaam made the announcement that the janazah we're praying today was for a 5 year old child

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7 months

My boy's recently got married and his wife's banned him from mixed gender gyms, wearing shorts, listening to music and tight fitting clothes so you can't see his muscles 😭😭 She's a real one, what's right is right. May Allah bless their marriage abundantly. Allahumabarik

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2 months

When you return the same energy that those racists give out, they look so bewildered and lost 😂

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@mannyball_

7 months

Feel like it collectively hit everyone and put things into perspective, the collection asian sympathy "tut". We spent the salah angry at child crying whilst the parents/family would've done anything to hear a noise from their own child. Was very humbling

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6 months

Who needs wrestlemania, when you have royal rumble on at the masjid, how do those kids have the energy at 4am

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@mannyball_

7 months

BRO my ONE YEAR OLD cat randomly just given birth during Ramadan, I CAN'T look after this many. If anyone wants a kitten (free ofc, bc selling is haram), dm me please and whenever the 6week period is over and are ready you can take

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6 months

His 30 for 30 Ramadan series on the lives of all the Prophets in 2011 is so good, it's brief but covers all the talking points from Adam (as) to Isa (as) each in an hour long video and very easy to listen to. No sugar coating or anything, the Ramadan after he covers the seerah

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@BodnaSoor

6 months

Old Mufti Menk >>>

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@mannyball_

6 months

Stealing (1), in a masjid (2), in Ramadan (3), whilst shaytan's locked up so it's all you (4) done in front of camera so their sins are public (5) & now it's uploaded online to thousands (6) to testify against you. All the sins acquired will be alot more expensive than the shoes

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@figureschaser

6 months

Make sure you don’t go to the mosque wearing any expensive shoes because of tramps like these. Al Hira, Plashet road

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4 months

If only I had the investment I just know a halal sports bar would do amazing in cities like Manchester, Birmingham, East London, Blackburn No alcohol, just halal food & drink with massive Tv's/projectors showing the football, cricket etc with private family booking rooms too

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@mannyball_

6 months

Suhoorfest vs Suhoorlounge, the UK and USA going bar for bar

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@mannyball_

3 months

This is a valid reason for a divorce idc, she's got 0 self respect for herself and that man needs to man up

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@mannyball_

22 days

Umrah literally alters your brain chemistry because once you go once you always long to go back, always.

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@mannyball_

7 months

Couldn't care less what these fake twitter sheikhs and scholars think, Omar Suleimans Ramadan series on Qadar is genuinely breathtaking. May Allah keep him and us all on the straight path.

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@mannyball_

3 months

Especially when it's 4am fajr jamaat and you're like why don't I come everyday man

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@mannyball_

5 months

I literally cannot give advice without making it Islamic

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@mannyball_

6 months

This has absolutely destroyed me, heart in a million pieces. May Allah reunite them in the highest level of Jannah

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@alajnabii

6 months

The girl couldn’t stop crying because the journalist looked like her late father. Look at how she can’t stop taking her eyes off him

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@mannyball_

6 months

Not even just laylatul-ul-qadr, every prolonged sujood in taraweeh this year it's been "righteous beautiful spouse and pious kids that'll be the coolness of my eyes" Locked in

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@pyari_eyesha

6 months

So are we all praying for a righteous spouse this laylat-ul-qadr?

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@mannyball_

6 months

This is how I'm going to raise my kids, inshAllah

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@mannyball_

5 months

There's a nasty trait in him where he tries to find loopholes in Islam to do something provocative just for attention & fitna. I remember when he sat with Mohammed Hijab & MuslimLantern and he was dying to know if he could say the n word Islamically. That's how his mind thinks

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@Sneak0o

5 months

Sneako gives his wife a whiteboard to communicate instead of speaking

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@mannyball_

6 months

Begging someone to find me a hadith or something that's says you shouldn't slurp your tea or food or making annoying noises while you eat so I can show my family. Driving me insane but I don't want to ruin anyone's mood with an outburst

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@mannyball_

6 months

“UK muslims are extremists” and the extremism is praying 5 times a day, eating halal, occasionally wearing a thobe and having a pet cat

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@mannyball_

3 months

Lord sugar fired you and now we have to suffer you doing you best btec drama Andrew Tate impression every time you're starved of attention

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@DrAsifOfficial

3 months

As a Muslim man, you should be at the masjid, work and gym more than you are at home. Many men have become full time house husbands.

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@mannyball_

5 months

If you still go PureGym after this I hope your tear both your pecks next time you do bench press

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@5Pillarsuk

5 months

“We should support… the Israeli government in being able to defend themselves.” On BBC Question Time last night the CEO of PureGym, Humphrey Cobbold, blamed Hamas for starting the current conflict and said the UK should still supply defensive weapons to Israel.

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@mannyball_

4 months

Bosnia's economy will be seeing my money inshallah

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@cakesandvibes

4 months

Bosnia and Herzegovina was soo beautiful. Enjoyed the local food, and everyone we encountered was so welcoming.

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@mannyball_

2 months

Imagine all the reward for saying Bismilah genuinely after every single bite though subhanAllah

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@mannyball_

5 months

Sometimes you just gotta put on Surah Ad-Duha on loop & stare at the ceiling

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@mannyball_

5 months

"We move" but with tawakkul.

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@mannyball_

3 months

A man makes the house but women make it a home

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@Lovandfear

3 months

“She took the flowers and colors with her.”

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@mannyball_

8 months

Birmingham, East London, Bradford, Manchester, Blackburn etc - all the same common denominator. Very bad depiction of "Muslims", need to do better

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@mannyball_

7 months

If you find yourself in Birmingham, checkout this newly opened place called "Kumo" towards the end of Ladypool road. Run by some good Muslim brothers and their Japanese pancakes similar to "Hefaure" that's in London

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@mannyball_

2 months

Nearly burst out laughing on the way home from jummah when I saw a hijabi woman driving her bmw with one hand, windows down, blasting drill music 😭 act like a lady I hate this city

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@mannyball_

7 months

Imagine this was the other way around, I'd have 943 qts from blue haired feminist liberals with nose rings telling me how controlling the men are

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@mannyball_

23 days

Ordered some halal food

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@mannyball_

3 months

Absolutely raging weirdo who's married btw, "my wife's going to kill me" she's going to step on you bro

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@mannyball_

3 months

"Islamist personality" low-key goes hard, thank you swifty

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@mannyball_ I hope nobody marries you with yo trash ass "typical Islamist " Personality

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3 months

Pepe's ricebox with garlic mayo, they can never make me hate you

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7 months

May we all be granted righteous spouses who correct us when we're wrong and also take advice sincerely when they're in the wrong. And 24 children to live in mountains and collect firewood with for the rest of the family.

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7 months

Keep your electrolytes, one of these bad boys for suhoor and your set for the entire day

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3 months

Imagine he had a sign of his celebrity crush, she'd be embarrassed/cry and women would call him trash and insensitive for the same gimmick

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@mannyball_

17 days

Would like to eternally thank my parents for raising me right to never even be anywhere near something like this 🥴

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@ftbl419

18 days

Leicester freshers is killing me

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7 months

If you're not muslim, sit this one out instead of commenting as it's showing your fragile masculinity. These are the laws of Allah (swt) and we submit our will to our creator entirely, she's simply affirming and reminding him on the deen we all accepted without compulsion

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By this logic you lot are always 1 bad day away from kufr and apostasy 😂😂🙏🏻

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@L0nnybr3aux

24 days

british muslims are always 1 bad day away from joining isis😂😂🙏🏾

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8 months

You're meant to want to live and surround yourself in a muslim communities but this is actively pushing me away from these areas

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@mannyball_

1 month

I understand now why they banned tiktok in India

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5 months

We in our uncle phase era, any excuse to link up with the boys for tea and talk about life

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3 months

Going to get these car matts for my car to complete the cycle and turn into my parents generation

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Have absolutely no idea what culture this is from but they've achieved the epitome of femininity in dance form

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@mannyball_

7 months

Donate to my friends page who's raising funds for syrian refugee camps in lebanon among others (if are able to do so) or just share and keep him in your duas as he's sick rights now and can't fast Jazakallah

Reach 2023 - Allama - Lebanon Deployment

Help Allama Syed raise money to support Human Appeal

www.justgiving.com

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@mannyball_

7 months

Not sure how some of the miserable minority have somehow took this positive tweet and a moment of immediate self correction as negative Anyways if you're out out of my league and want to further reform me and have 24 kids that fill the backs of the masjid crying, follow me

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@mannyball_

3 months

@Confused_1DFan You wouldn't say that if the roles were reversed, you'd call him insensitive and sleazy if he had some random women above his future wife on a sigh

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4 months

Our parents moved to the west for a better life & opportunities for their kids and now our generation's yearning to move to muslim lands for a better life for our kids. Poetic how muslims will forever be travellers in this world in both a physical sense as well as the Akhirah

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@mannyball_

3 months

how does one even recover from this 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@mannyball_

2 months

If true, this should literally be charged as attempted murder, kicking someone in the head with steel toe cap boots whilst being tasered. Dirty ginger scruff shouldn't just lose his job, this is serious prison time. Too many white chavs leave school and join the police to bully

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@mannyball_

7 months

I think she's finally done? You can't see them but 3 of them look like her, 1 black and one like green/grey Idk the breed but didn't know iphone gallery tried to identity them? Never knew as an afghan that I was housing an AMERICAN?!

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@mannyball_

4 months

Not a sheesha lounge, I don't want them corny brothers coming to meet girls, this is straight sports and clean oxygen

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@mannyball_

7 months

She said SIKE NOT DONE YET, she took a break and now she's birthing another one 😭😭😭 HOW MANY DO THEY MAKE

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@mannyball_

4 months

Maldives economy will be seeing my money inshallah

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2 months

Arab women be fine until they do that "lalalalala" tongue thing, it's so unladylike

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@mannyball_

7 months

BRO SHE JUST GIVEN BIRTH TO ANOTHER ONE, this one is all black cat This is like transfer deadline day 😭 stop the count!

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@mannyball_

1 month

If you can cook like this my dms are open

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@ayesha0416

1 month

made "marry me chicken" today😍

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28 days

I've always pondered that verse

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6 months

Feels like the entire world went on Umrah right now and nobody told me

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5 months

My best attempt at capturing the northern lights

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5 months

Came home from fajr and the first thing I see, awake at 4am...

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@mannyball_

3 months

@adilbuilds May Allah replace this with a better form of rizq and make it easy for you

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@mannyball_

2 months

Birmingham may get a lot of hate but you will never ever see these racists ever try mob, riot and attack mosques in this city. Birmingham is literally a "muslim country" and those cowards wouldn't dare and that's a credit to everyone living here

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This wasn't even from a religious point of view, if you got offended that's on you. Tell me using the sane part of you brain you think this is okay, not even just fire part but afterwards crushing the bones in a grinder too like you're trying to clear all evidence of a body

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3 months

Oh to live in a city where the Adhan fills the air

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6 months

@rahmaisnthere Name and shame the company, link their socials and let twitter outrage do the rest. Ruin their business for all I care if they're a muslim company and acting this unethically/morally. Few hundred bad reviews and comments should wake them up

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@mannyball_

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"kick him kick him" whilst he has the kid in a submission 😭 they're on straight VIOLENCE

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Dr Asif Munaf

@DrAsifOfficial

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I can say things other men simply cannot because they're scared Scared of either wife or work I run both - business & household My wife has me saved in her phone as 'imam' She has never called me by my name, ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ The righteous men are indeed the imams of women.

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Me and my boys would be there literally every single day, like an episode of friends. Add a few pool tables and dart to make it authentic

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@mannyball_

3 months

@bintyemeniaaa and his religion and his wife 💀

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@mannyball_

7 months

Update: there's two cats hissing at the window & scaring the mom. Think they smelt the blood on old cat bed which we threw out in the garden dammit Convinced the ginger one is the dad, they're always problematic. Why are males even as cats problematic ffs I think they wana kill

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@mannyball_

5 months

Now imagine when I tell people I don't drink, smoke or listen to music

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@chebakiiia

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You tell someone you don't drink and they look at you like you just turned down $100k

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3 months

@mahrooshama I think the dayooth word is pretty harsh for this case but I agree with the sentiment

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@mannyball_

6 months

Came downstairs and saw freshly made brownies so did what every sane person would do; Put them in the fridge, so much better when it's cold with a hot drink

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@mannyball_

2 months

Hear me out, you can be religious and still be smooth with women. As long as your intentions are correct & you look to make it halal I don't see what's wrong with it respectfully, as if you're meant to avoid them like the plague then get upset you're not married Camel. Tie. It

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@mannyball_

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As cringe as marriage tweets maybe are I don't know why it always triggers people to this extent. I'd rather you tweet about marriage than some of the other haram over the top h*rny shit I see on here. Let bro look forward to hugging his wife in peace

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@mannyball_

3 months

Alhamdulilah for the dua's I made that weren't answered in the way I wanted and for not getting what I thought I wanted

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@mannyball_

6 months

Coke cans on the table too to top it off 😵‍💫

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@mannyball_

7 months

I'll reply to all the dms when I get a chance but to answer the common questions: -There's 4 of them atm and I don't know the breed because I'm un-cat-educated -I know there's a difference in opinion if selling is haram but I'd rather be safe and just get good owners for them

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7 months

There's FOUR of them, I didn't even see them 😭

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@mannyball_

6 months

Is it just me that's only been getting water hungry these past few days not actual food hungry

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@mannyball_

8 months

Just incase I've offended anyone, if you're a muslim woman, out of my league and want to get married and live in the mountains with our 43 kids dm me I can apologise for this tweet

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@fa7_a96 Haha smoking will be banned in my premises

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Married muslim tiktoker doing lives at ridiculous hours in the night begging for money and inviting women for conversation in a world where shame is free 😭😭😭

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Thanks for the 100s of dms for advice, I'll wait for them to be at 12weeks before giving them away if that's the safest. Also traumatised by the first one of how people will abuse them so will try my best to ensure it's good mutual Also please I'm can't ship abroad to Canada/US