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@fa7_a96
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7 months
Peter Drury never disappoints 😭😭
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10 months
Bro the muslim world has failed Palestine so bad its depressing
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Best advice I gave to my niece and nephew (who are 1 and 3) is to start saving up now
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7 months
“I hope this email finds you well” it never fucking does
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5 months
I clicked on a justeat voucher email at work and got myself enrolled on a phishing course ffss
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1 year
Announcing Qatar as new owners would be great Eidi just saying
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To all our Muslim supporters around the world, we wish you a blessed and joyful #EidAlAdha ✨🎈 #MUFC
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3 months
Girls biggest flex is that they can buy trainers in junior sizes for half the price and I will always be jealous of that
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7 months
Can we leave questions like “when are you getting married” in 2023? Thanks
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1 year
Ive turned 27 now but in my mind I’m 25 since covid stole 2 years of my life😭😭😭😭😭
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2 years
@MadnessFc4 Everytime that record is shown in a game i fear the worst
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9 months
Na man it genuinely breaks my heart seeing all the kids trembling and shaking from fear in Palestine 😭😭 wish I could do more than just dua
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3 months
Apple pay is probably the best and worst creation of all time
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2 years
If someone speaks Urdu to me I automatically like them 10% more. Its such a beautiful language
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9 months
A fuckin genocide is happening in complete darkness with the blessing of the west ffs I hate this world
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3 months
I found out why im so depressed and unmotivated at work and its because I don’t have a holiday trip abroad planned
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8 months
Girls can qoute tweet a picture of brownie saying “I want brownies” and then have enough anonymous order by lunch time to feed a whole family 😩😩
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9 months
One day Palestine will be free and what a day that will be insha Allah
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some links to help the people of palestine; a thread
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2 months
@mannyball_ When I said this few months ago people laughed at me and said “so what a shisha lounge” 🙄🙄
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5 months
No fried food ramadan is gonna fail on day 1 😭
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1 year
Starting February the right way 😌
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1 year
MT loves arguing about marriage topics but cant find anyone to marry first 😭😭😭
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3 months
The best news you can hear as a 9-5 employee is that the servers are down
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4 months
Eid mubarak to everyone except for the rats that are gonna pretend to be dominic toretto on alum rock rd and ladypool rd
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Another clear example of why the World Cup can NOT be held in America but since its not Qatar no one will say anything
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9 months
These muslim leaders forget that they will have to answer to Allah on day of Judgement but sure go make that money
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Al Arabi: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Bahrain, and Morrocco rejected the draft proposal for an oil ban and banning the US from using the Arabic airspace to deliver arms or bombs to other countries in the region.
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4 months
Imagine letting Manchester united affect your mood in 2024 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
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3 months
Working from home is amazing because one minute ill be munching on snacks and the next ill be lifting weights
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7 months
Only been the first week of new year and I already cba 😭
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3 months
On a level is there a Man United group therapy session anywhere?
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6 months
United need to realise im an old man, these games arent good for my heart
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1 year
Lost count of the amounts of cats I’ve seen in Marrakech
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Home treadmill is elite because I can get 10k steps done in my crocs
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1 year
Organising 5 aside football is legit more stressful than getting a degree
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1 year
I thought I was the only one planning to move to Qatar permanently but the more people I speak to the more I find it out its everyones plan
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1 year
Need to do Umrah during ramadan at least once in my lifetime insha allah
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1 year
Got fat
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What have you managed to do by the age of 25?
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9 months
Just so I can cancel plans but blame it on my wife
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The NobleWoman💥
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What’s the pettiest reason why you want to get married?
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1 year
Am I the only one whose twitter logo is still the bird? Happy to sell my phone for 5k if so
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9 months
Your duas are gonna do more for people of Palestine than worrying about why your favourite celebrity hasnt posted about Palestine
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For as long as I live I will never forgive or forget what the world did to Palestine
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Dunki was sadder than what I thought it would be 🥲
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4 months
Btw Liverpool played this United team 3 times this season and won 0 games LOOOOL 😂😂😂
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I might just rewatch game of thrones season 1-6 and pretend season 7-8 never happened
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daenerys targaryen made history in this scene
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No amount of twitter agenda or tacticos will ever convince me we need to sell Bruno
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9 months
UK really needs a late night cafe culture that shows sports too instead of just pubs everywhere
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4 months
Why is casemiro playing like hes fasting 😭😭
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7 months
Good opportunity for the brother who is 14-0 atm
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I’m being so serious. Message me your CVs/requirements and I’ll see what I can do.
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Hate it when shows introduce side characters who are cool and then just kill them off ffs
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If I speak about the drivers in this city I’ll probably get banned…
Reports of 4 deaths on Soho Road. This is very sad and we hope the families of the victims are comforted immediately.
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9 months
Seeing Palestinians have so much imaan and sabr despite everything they deal with daily has inspired me soo much
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2 years
Why does gym pain always kick in 2 days after a workout??
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9 months
Supporting Manchester United
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Forget drugs, smoking and alcohol, what is something BAD for your health that people don't talk about enough?
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Im genuinely contemplating whether to move to Manchester just for Miami crispy spicy burger 🤤
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1 year
Until next season 🔴
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Cant believe i wasted my time watching a boxing match between a YouTuber and a love island contestant
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I was just getting used to 2021 and its 2024 already ffs
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1 year
Morocco vs Saudi football match to decide Eid who says no?
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Meanwhile Saudi bans Palestinian flags while hosting sporting events 🙃
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Yemen is the first Muslim country to officially declare war on Israel, history will remember that!!
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Every time Rashford scores it makes me laugh that Southgate really thought he only deserves 5 mins vs France 😂😂😂😂😂
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Gotta feel sorry for Thanos, brother won 14 million times but the one time he loses they made a movie about it
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Guess its my kismat to go see northern lights in Norway because I aint seeing it tonight 😩😩
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1 year
Working for 5 days and only 2 days break is a scam
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9 months
Sundays always hit worse when you realise Monday is your first day back from annual leave 🥲
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United are back to ruin my weekend ffs
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2 years
3 idiots and Student of the year should swap movie titles
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9 months
One day im gonna sleep on time and get full 7hrs of sleep, one day
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New year new me(ental issues)
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@mannyball_ Im glad we share the same principles on smoking brother 🫡
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If thats a penalty the game is gone
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Not even joking but if you can drive in Birmingham you can drive anywhere in the world
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Fuck off 😭😭
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Israel ישראל
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PSA: You probably shouldn't be getting your news from a terrorist organization who burns children alive, throws people off buildings and films executions.
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Lmaoo looks like its Eid the way TL is reacting to the witch getting sacked 🤣
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“Look between keyboard” has to be the shittest twitter trend. Aaj kal ke bache 😔
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1 year
Need to go Tokyo just so I can drive around in Mario kart through the city
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Biryani without raita is not the same
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10 months
One more broadcast channel request from insta and im deleting the app
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1 year
Gary Neville a better man than me, I would have named and shamed every single arsenal fan that said I dont know what im talking about on twitter
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Everyone dreading work tomorrow while I practice my best sick voice 😌
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Im convinced this cast live in their own world and they genuinely think they make good movies ffs
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Vin Diesel is considering “The Torettos” spin-off after Fast & Furious 12 👀
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The fact that its almost April and I dont have a holiday booked for this year is annoying me
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😴😴😴
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So obvious were gonna give a 90 minute penalty away
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Both Saka and Halaand doing Rashy celebration? Yeah his influence is mad
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4 day week, then a 4 day weekend followed by another 4 day week 🤩
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Just saw a post about a celebrity turning 28 and was like damn thats old only to realise I turn that age this year 😩😩😩😩😩
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Astagfirullah we playing City in final 😭😭😭
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Man Utd started the day with 20 league titles, could end the day with 23 league titles 👀👀👀
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Boycotting really isnt as hard as some make it out to be
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If mount has any sharam he hands over the no.7 shirt to garnacho
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United score and Liverpool concede at same time!? Things you love to see
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I will be strict with my gym and diet from tomorrow 🥲 (said this 6276th time this year)
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Gonna be long day at work explaining to non-muslims why some muslims started ramadan today and some will start tomorrow
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Bulking season begins today (456th attempt btw)
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£2.19 for a can of coke??? 😭😭😭
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Ten hag speech was soo powerful it injured him 😭😭😭
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Anthony Martial touching his hamstring during Erik ten Hag’s speech 🤕
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Manchester United destroyed Liverpools season 😌 good night
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I havent seen many “2024 will be my year” tweets. Looks like we all learnt our lesson 🥲
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2 signings in 4 days This is not Manchester United 😭😭😭
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