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Lord Mandelslime

@mandelslime

1 year

@GaryLineker If you were going to take advice from something that chased a ball. Would you listen to.....

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Lord Mandelslime

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2 months

@richardajkeys You that fella that cheated on his cancer stricken wife. Get the fuck.

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@labourlewis These kids that eat sand, also eat crayons. They end up as labour MP's.

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@HumzaYousaf @savechildrenuk I find it incomprehensible, that Scottish people can't see your loyalty lies with your religion and not the people of Scotland.

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@GhostofGoose2 What, Derek Draper is dead? I didn't even know he'd been ill, she never said anything.

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@DawnButlerBrent Aren't you the liar who lied about a police stop, then when proven to be lying lied ever more, to maintain the original lie. That's you that lied, isn't it, liar.

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@WalterVerse2 I'm sick of them.

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@kokeshimum Because, for the moment at least, we don't arrest people because we disagree with them. The "be kind" far left are very totalitarian.

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@SadiqKhan Nope, it's to stop block voting by a certain demographic that you are very familiar with.

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@AskNationwide @DumpsterBud Hi Emily. Looking at the comments you appear to have pissed off your members. As a mutual society, it's a big risk, come voting time.

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@DaleVince What about money made from subsidies? You don't actually pay tax, you hand back a bit of your subsidy. Turkey toothed ponce.

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@adilray Because when I was growing up you could collect them as toys. They are a part of many people's lived history. You don't get to decide which parts of my history are acceptable to you.

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@TherealNihal Whilst the delivery was rough around the edges, the message was broadly correct. If I had said what you said, but about black people, I would be arrested for a hate crime. That makes you a racist, not a victim. You are a racist.

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@YvetteCooperMP Can a woman have a penis?

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@charlottechurch @fossilfreebooks Who are you flower? Should I be upset?

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@adilray We ought to be ashamed that a Turkish boat sank off the Italian coast? Your race baiting is getting erratic.

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@DaleVince Dale fears his green grift is coming to an end.

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@IanDunt He certainly is, the fat bastard must be 25st.

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@adilray I don't remember white rape gangs in Northern cities. As you always retort "point me to the evidence"

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7 months

@Femi_Sorry Benefits office been in touch and you've got to get a job, eh Fani?

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@y_alibhai Thought you'd left the country after Brexit, you're like that floater in the toilet pan.

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@AnnelieseDodds So after needing 10 police officers to protect you from a mob of Palestinian supporters, you believe the issue is the far right. Give your head a wobble.

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@NadiaWhittomeMP Islam isn't a race, it's a belief system. So pointing out its weaknesses cannot be "racism" Plus "islamophobic" is a made up word, used as a shield.

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@Femi_Sorry

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@StanCollymore Oh lord, he chased a ball and beat a woman, now he thinks he's Socrates.

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@MatthewStadlen If the climate emergency bollocks is such an issue, why do the Greens get less than 1/30th of the vote?

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@LucyMPowell You're white, Starmer is white, Reeves is white, Rayner is white. You're all shit by the way.

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@zarahsultana Oh god, it's moved on from being the MP for Gaza, to being the MP for Kashmir. Her loyalties appear to lie with her Muslim faith, over the people of the UK.

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@HarrietHarman This you?

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@SadiqKhan Perhaps they voted against a binman being made to pay for the meals of a barristers child.

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@Femi_Sorry

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@Bushra1Shaikh Says the woman using an implied threat of violence.

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@MirabelTweets1 How does a doctor struggle to fill out a visa application form?

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@KarlTurnerMP @SuellaBraverman @RishiSunak Karl appears to have trouble accepting people's right to freedom of speech.

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@johnmcdonnellMP Egypt, Jordan, Syria and the Gulf States are all waiting to take them in.......oh wait, they don't want them. Wonder why?

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@Femi_Sorry I challenge you to post your journalistic credentials. You won't be able too, because you aren't a journalist. Prove me wrong.

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@AskNationwide @DumpsterBud As a member, you can celebrate my community. It's the "I don't support perverted shit by the Nationwide" community.

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@UKAndNIasOne She'd have been better off spending a fiver on soap and shampoo.

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@JohnLewisEU Yep, I pay £55 a month and it's fucking brilliant.

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@nazirafzal I have little time for Brand, but can I point out Huw Edwards entire defence by the twitter mob consisted of, "they were over 16"

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@sally_lindsay @mrjamesob O'Brien is just a bloated alcoholic with mental issues.

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@S64Robert Mate, your bald and have a nose that's so big, it's got it's own postcode. Glass houses and all that.

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@SteveReedMP I'm confused, you're building solar farms on agricultural land. Nothing about labour makes sense.

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@NadiaWhittomeMP @LilianGreenwood @AlexJJNorris Labelling people far right is divisive. You are part of the problem.

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@savanQadir @HumzaYousaf Nope, I perceived it to be racist, so therefore it is racist. That's how it works for you, isn't it?

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@StanCollymore Man who beats women calling others detritus.

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@richardVB70 @IanDunt @DianneBancroft On today's episode of shit I made up.🙄🙄

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@AnasSarwar 17k views and 80 likes. At what point do you realise you're out of touch.

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@LondonEconomic Yep, she should be buried and dug up 200 years later.

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@Femi_Sorry

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@NadiaWhittomeMP Welcoming undocumented fighting age men, has consequences. This is on you and your ilk. You couldn't even bring yourself to condemn the murderer. You disgust me.

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@CarolineLucas @bbclaurak You socialists seem to struggle with democracy, don't you. Oh, and there is no climate emergency, it's all bollocks.

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@bphillipsonMP 10,000 private pupils already moved into state schools. Cost to government £32,000,000 a year, or £160,000,000 for just 5 years secondary education. You cretins.

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@Femi_Sorry An unemployed loser who rents a bedroom, sees his life falling apart. No job, partner or future and with a bleak financial outlook, he sees the only way out is by becoming a baiter and hopefully monitising clicks. That, in a nutshell, is Fani.

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@TherealNihal Nihal the racist, still appears to be triggered. No playing the victim card fella. You're flat out racist.

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@DB82X I'd walk off calmly, then return at night and do his car then windows.

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@nazirafzal Liar. Government figures show that 40% of males and 60% of females claim out of work benefits. They are also over represented in the prison population by 100% compared to white British. You Sir, are a liar.

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@Zero_4 Rayner also claims £250,000 in expenses, grifts freebies and takes a fortune from the Unions. She has also achieved the square root of fuck all.

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@narindertweets Plastic surgery doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

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@LauraPidcock Did you but the nose and glasses in a joke shop. Oh, and your an anti-semite

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@Jameypaint 90% of female and 70% of male Muslims, claim benefits. They are a burden on society.

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@amyhsrichards What a shower of shite.

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@vaughangething So despite being an abject failure in every role you've had. You feel you should be the first minister because you're black?

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@Spy5Wire If I wanted advice from something that chases a ball, I'd ask a fucking Spaniel.

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@Femi_Sorry What payslip? You haven't done a day's work in your life. It's why you rent a bedroom for £100 a week and use Patreon to beg for money. Bet your parents are proud of you.

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@Dutch314 @CountessEssex @PetzKathy It's a free to use public forum, post shit and you can expect feedback.

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@AngelaRayner The length of your explanation suggests justification and suggest you are possibly omitting key information. Lying by omission is a common tactic. The mention of a disabled child and serviceman brother are also interesting.

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@charlottechurch Sadly, I've decided not to buy a Charlotte Church recording. This is due to: 1. Nobody sells them 2. She's sounds like a bag of nails Thank you for your understanding.

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@Dutch314 @CountessEssex @PetzKathy You posted an implication, barely disguised as a question and telling people to piss off, suggests you can't handle debate. Glad to clear that up for you.

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@MINESAP1NT Drinks in a flat roofed murder pub and dances to the jukebox.

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@TalkTV Well colour me shocked. It's the lack of condemnation from "moderate" muslims, that tells you all you need to know.

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@Lumidria Why are you named after a fabric softener.?

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@ChrisLawSNP You claim a quarter of a million in expenses and live in a castle. FO

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@UKLabour I thought the "grown ups" were back? Embarrassing.

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@FreedomsBritish Nice to see a man taking a stroll with his wife and girlfriend.

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@lilyallen You're your father's daughter. That's not a compliment.

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@TherealNihal Racist appears to be fixated with people's skin colour.

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He's been quiet today, since people started posting this in the replies. Are you hiding? @Femi_Sorry

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@CPSUK Didn't see you post this before the BLM riots or Palestine protests. Do we have a two tier legal system?

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So according to Dan, an extra 700,000 people a year has no impact on health care or housing.

Dan White : Disability Campaigner & Author ♿️

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I’m angry & repulsed at the xenophobic & aggressive attitudes coming out of Westminster today around migrants & small boats The blaming of minorities for hospital waits & overcrowding makes me sick to my stomach Disgusted with these hate filled people👇

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Lord Mandelslime

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@naimkhan513 @AyoCaesar You needed a large meeting of local muslims and the police, over an autistic child accidently damaging a book and you think that's reasonable behaviour? That is worrying.

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Lord Mandelslime

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@Femi_Sorry Fani thinks it's ok for somebody to be de-personed because Fani disagrees with their views. Fani does not understand things like that shouldn't happen in a democracy. Fani displays his fascistic tendencies.

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Lord Mandelslime

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@paulwaugh Could you provide an update on the injured police officers and confirm their attackers are going to face the full force of the law?

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