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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

11 months

Just when you'd settled on Helen Whately being the thickest Tory MP... Laura Trott jumps up from the plastic chair in the garden at a neighbours BBQ where she's been drinking unidentified shots from a bottle they'd fetched back from a Greek holiday, 'Sebastian - Hold my shot

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

10 months

I'll say this again ...The money the Tories threw away on Test and Trace would have paid for a 15% pay rise for every NHS worker from now until 2058. Instead they took that money and gave it to each other. When will the arrests begin?

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

11 months

Let This sink in .... The money the Tories threw away on Test and Trace would have paid for a 15% pay rise for every NHS worker from now until 2058. Instead they took that money and gave it to their pals."

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

11 months

Andrew Pierce a man who looks like a slowly decaying ventriloquists dummy from the 1940's is under investigation for groping two people at the Daily Mail. Good. Karma comes calling for this hateful ogre

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@poems2022

11 months

Screen washing Farage heaps shame on you @ITV It was atrocious enough you did it with mass murderer Hancock but platforming a neo nazi in this current climate is as inexplicable as it is inexcusable. The show and its presenters should be cancelled immediately - and the production

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@poems2022

11 months

Have to say ... Hugo Keith KC is doing a f*cking ace job as lead counsel and makes swearing sound like poetry. Skewering the bastards with their own words - surely this is the day the country wakes the f*ck up. #CovidInquiryUK #CovidInquiryUK

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

1 year

So Robert Jenrick says "If someone is spreading hate they have no place here in the. UK and they should leave". Couldn't agree more Bobby can we start with this Ghoul 👇 #GTTO

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

2 years

#FollowbackFriday If you think Cheese and Onion crisps should be green, Salt and Vinegar should be blue and Johnson should be in jail.

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@poems2022

11 months

Who'd have thought @carolvorders would be giving the Tories more stick and holding the twats to account more than most Labour MP's. I never used to pay her much attention - but now I'm a big fan - You?

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

1 year

Would you like to see this in Jail?

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

8 months

Who appointed Bob Geldof to the Tory front bench? #PMQs

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@poems2022

11 months

Audience member on #bbcqt says Suella Braverman is a racist. Fiona Bruce "that's a very serious charge". Everyone who hasn't been living under a rock knows she's a racist. Agree? #bbcqt

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

11 months

I'm with @carolvorders - You?

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@poems2022

10 months

A kind citizen took the trouble to give Susan Hall her wallet back. Rather than appreciating the kindness & honesty of those involved,She chose to abuse this situation for political gain & call London's crime 'out of control'. What a horrible, vile, racist lump of shite she is.

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

11 months

Just let this sink in. #ToryGaslighting

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@poems2022

1 year

Having watched #Partygate why the f*ck aren't Johnson and his enablers in prison?

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

1 year

Can The Metropolitan Police once and for all answer THE fundamental question: How could police at the most-policed venue in the UK - Downing Street - have not noticed the daily lockdown parties that broke the f*cking law? #Partygate #CovidInquiry

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@poems2022

10 months

Thick as mince Esther McVey thinks there is no evidence for a link between Poverty and Food Bank usage.The Minister for 'Common Sense' can't get her tiny mind around cause and effect? She's referred to in Liverpool as The GOBSHITE. Perfect #gobshite #ToryCorruption

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@poems2022

11 months

So the BBC are terminating Carol Vorderman's contract for breaking impartiality rules. Surely Tory 'tummy ticklers' Kuenssberg, Bruce and Vine need to go too! I stand with @carolvorders lets #followFackFriday

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@poems2022

1 year

Don't let this monster and the f*cking gaslighting @conservatives use this conflict-shocking as it is - as a distraction from the fact that hundreds of thousands of UK citizens died as a result of their incompetence, greed & negligence. Johnson, and Hancock should be arrested

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@poems2022

1 year

If you're in this picture smiling a posing then shame on you. This man in the 5k suit and 1k shoes is destroying the NHS whilst pretending to be 'like you'.

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

10 months

Another weak performance this morning from (as much use as) The Chocolate Teapot @bbclaurak When will the BBC put an end to this tory enabler's cozy chats with her chums and get someone in who isn't still flossing Johnson's arse hairs out of her teeth?

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@poems2022

11 months

Cheeky North East chappies @antanddecshould should hang their heads in shame for allowing producers to give a platform to a racist, fascist con man who has done nothing but stoke hatred across our nation. They have the power to decide who appears on the show. #BoycottImACeleb

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@poems2022

1 year

Repost if you think the first job of the new labour government should be to swiftly investigate any and all criminality in the awarding of PPE contracts, the VIP lane, and fast track the arrest and trial and subsequent imprisonment of all those involved.

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

11 months

We live in a country where a company of a tory favourite with no staff gets gifted a £200m contract. We also live in country where if a single mum who is in work, is five mins late for an appointment she gets her benefits stopped. Why are we not on the streets in our millions

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

10 months

With the UK having the lowest state pension in Europe, and the oldest retirement age in the world These fucking greedy, Conservative c*nts say they can’t afford the Pension Triple lock because it's too expensive. Can't wait to cast them into oblivion at the next GE. Tick Tock

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@poems2022

11 months

#JeremyVine stop calling him 'Boris' he's not the oafish, goofy 'labrador with a head injury' he conned the nation to believe.He's clearly a sociopath who was prepared to let older people die & did so with his neglect of duty or by being too busy being a lard arsed Shag Yeti

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@poems2022

1 year

Sweaty bollocks Matt Hancock a man who makes Harold Shipman look like an amateur is demanding freedom from prosecution before appearing before the Covid Inquiry. I wonder why he wants do that. Lock him up with the rest #CovidInquiry

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@poems2022

10 months

So @Conservatives the batshit crazy @Councillorsuzie LIED about being pickpocketed? And as a result Sadiq Khan has now increased his lead over the Tories to the highest recorded in #London Mayor polling since it began. Oh dear, how sad - never mind

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

11 months

Johnson quoted 'financial restraint' as reason to deny hungry children free school meals. F*cking restraint? This at the same time he was trying to claim £57k for gold wallpaper & £3,675 for a drinks trolley. Ladies and Gentlemen.The Tories in all their naked splendour

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@poems2022

10 months

Mind The Crap #ToryChaos

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@poems2022

1 year

The Union Jack is increasingly being hijacked by the far right, so much so that I am starting to feel like I do when I see a Swastika. #GTTONow

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@poems2022

11 months

At the end of the #CovidInquiry there are no 'guilty' or 'not guilty' verdicts. Should the Shag Yeti and Little Matt Wanksock be immediately prosecuted for their now obvious crimes?

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@poems2022

11 months

Covid inquiry: "How much does any of this matter?" Another classic from forgetfull at the till wine shopper Richard Madeley. Over a quarter of a million dead Dicky. That's why it f*cking matters. What concerns him more is that there are now only 56 shoplifting days to Christmas.

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

11 months

Repost If you think this 'rancid slither of bollcok skin' should be on trial for manslaughter and not on a TV reality show. #FollowBackFriday

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@poems2022

10 months

Arrives at a climate conference in a private jet and wanders around for a few hours looking like a sixth former on work experience - you couldn't make it up #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

11 months

Poor Jeremy Bowen - now getting the Corbyn treatment for telling the truth

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@poems2022

1 year

#SevenBins You boy, what day is it and what colour bin needs to be out?

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@poems2022

1 year

Hundreds of thousands of UK citizens died, some frightened and alone as a result of their incompetence & they've both 'misplaced' their phones & now can't hand over their WhatsApp messages from this time period. Arrest them both today #WhatsApp #CovidInquiry #ToryCriminals

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@poems2022

1 year

There is no way for us the good people of the U.K. to force a General Election. We must instead wait for Rishi Sunak a man who was not voted for as a prime minister to surrender and ‘do the right thing’. This isn’t democracy this is a a dictatorship. #GeneralElectionN0W #GTTO

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@poems2022

1 year

Fishy Sunak - can’t access his WhatsApp messages. Bunter Johnson - can’t access his WhatsApp messages. Simon (Head) Case - Off Sick. These lying, cheating , corrupt bastards need arresting now! #CovidInquiry

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@poems2022

1 year

My 86 year old Mum - 'Dowden what a loathesome slither of rancid bollock skin he is ' - Language mother eat your custard creams

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@poems2022

1 year

A lot of people here saying Labour and Tories are the same: REALLY? Who is the useless Coffey, the thick Gullis, thug Anderson,unhinged Badenoch or the truly evil Braverman on Starmer’s team? You suggesting Yvette Cooper is a figure as divisive and as pure evil as Braverman?

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@poems2022

11 months

Obviously still bitter about swallowing huge amounts of the Shag Yeti's bollock custard for no Damehood. Nadine Dorries talks about a shadowy figure called Dr No.. Who has unlimited power in the Conservative party. Give her more gin - I'll get the popcorn. #madnads

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@poems2022

11 months

Let this sink in - The BBC has spent longer covering the stupid story of Farage losing his elite bank account than they have the Covid inquiry and how this shit show of a government dealt with the biggest health crisis of the past century. #bbcnews

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@poems2022

1 year

FFS The MP with a good face for radio Nellie The Effluent has claimed the lack of preparation for the floods was because the rain came from the wrong direction. Panto season has started early (Oh no it hasn't) - Oh yes it has. #ToriesUnfitToGovern

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@poems2022

1 year

She constantly enabled and defended the biggest liar that ever set foot in Parliament and thinks we are going to forget that - We see you tory Laura, We've always seen you.

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Alice In Sunderland

@poems2022

11 months

Repost if you think this monster should be speaking to the police and not a TV camera. Let's remind ourselves what he did. Watch Partygate on @Channel4 catch up if you haven't already and the #CovidInquiry on You Tube

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@poems2022

1 year

Un f*cking believable! @GregHands on ITV was just was asked about Sunak being called 'Doctor Death'' because of his Eat Out To Help Spread Covid scheme. He replied was that ‘most people would say that the U.K. had a good pandemic’. Let's all just let that sink in for a minute.

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@poems2022

11 months

Tory MP Andrew Rosindell was arrested on suspicion of RAPE,sexual assault in May '22.His bail has been extended 6 times and he's still confirmed as Tory candidate for next GE.He also said about universal credit recipients 'There are people that like getting an extra £20 but maybe

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@poems2022

11 months

SACKED - Now make her live in a f*cking tent - the evil goon-faced Nazi. #Braverman

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@poems2022

1 year

As the word 'Resign' trends. Let's look at who is being asked to do so, - Peter Bone - Oliver Dowden - Grant Shapps - Rishi Sunak. For God's sake isn't it time this government was put to sleep? #GeneralElectionN0W #ToryIncompetence #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern #torysleaze

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@poems2022

1 year

Lest We F*cking Forget #HollyWilloughby

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@poems2022

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Prime Minature Sunak discussing with Elon Musk the potential of AI is a little ironic, when no f*cker in govt seems to know how to save their own WhatsApp messages. #CovidInquiryUK #GTTONow

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@poems2022

1 year

Do you believe this terrible human being 'nearly died' from covid or was it yet another lie?

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@poems2022

11 months

The f*cking BBC allowed Laura (Knee Pads) Kuenssberg to weaponise Tory lies. No one spent more time spitting the shag yeti Johnson's arse hairs from a tory pie hole than this enabler - She deserves to be locked up with them all.

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Hundreds of thousands of UK citizens died, some frightened and alone as a result of their negligence and they've both 'misplaced' their phones and can't hand over their WhatsApp messages from this time period . Arrest them both #WhatsApp #CovidInquiry #ToryCriminals

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@poems2022

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If you think this should be in jail - then #followbackfriday #followback

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@poems2022

1 year

FFS can the Met Police once and for all answer THE fundamental question: How could police at the most-policed venue in the UK - Downing Street - have not noticed the daily lockdown parties that broke the f*cking law? #Partygate #CovidInquiry

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@poems2022

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#JeremyVine Stop calling him Boris FFS. We see past the comedy act. He's a sociopath who let older people die with his neglect of duty.Too busy choosing f*cking wallpaper or rubbing his blubber on Nadine.The lard arsed Shag Yeti should be referred to simply as The C*nt

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1 year

Do you think this is genuinely evil ?

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@poems2022

11 months

If #CarolVorderman @carolvorders has to leave her job for breaking impartiality rules then what about top tory tummy tickler @bbclaurak . She's still spitting out Bunter's arse hairs... And what about the gushing tory #JeremyVine I stand with carol. You?

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1 year

Does this nasty bucket of bile speak for you #NotInMyName

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Guess what - it’s time to criticise a satirical magazine FFS, I'm sure we will soon see a smear campaign claiming Ian Hislop is anti-Semitic. Ian Hislop and Private eye are not anti-Semitic they just identify hypocrisy wherever it manifests itself.

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@poems2022

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Guess what just when you think there can’t be any more snake oil left, here’s Simon Case avoiding having to provide evidence to the Public Covid Inquiry because of a mystery illness that will ensure his absence for just the right length of time for him to duck it. Cnut

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@poems2022

1 year

Best description of Richard Madeley I've read today 'Silly, old, racist, light-fingered, orange-faced, bell end.' A bit long for his business card, but it's got a bit of a ring to it don't you think?

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@poems2022

11 months

What Hancock, Johnson and the Tories did during the pandemic has a name -Social Murder (Avoidable deaths resulting from political and economic decisions)They murdered 200,000+ people, yet walk free living celeb lifestyles.The time for criminal justice is now. Repost if you agree

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@poems2022

11 months

"Let the bodies pile high" Do you believe this lying bucket of chip fat and sick said this?

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@poems2022

1 year

If you watched #Partygate - and felt physically sick, infuriated, and disgusted at Dorries reducing it to 'just a bit of cake' and loathe her disregard for families of the bereaved. If you're a mid-beds constituent & normally vote Lib Dem then please Vote tactically for Labour

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@poems2022

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#FollowbackFriday If you think Cheese and Onion crisps should be green, Salt and Vinegar should be blue and Johnson should be in jail.

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1 year

Repost voulez-vous to know if the reason that the Abba party wasn't investigated because Camilla was there #Partygate #GeneralElectionNow

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@poems2022

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Richard Madeley 'We live in a terrible world of 'Health and Safety' - And security cameras and store detectives eh Dicky? Only 26 more shoplifting days 'til Christmas my underneath the trolley (twice) forgetful friend

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1 year

Reminder. Mid Beds and Tamworth by-elections this Thursday 19 October. Constituents, please use your vote tactically to kick out these self-serving, vile criminals. Let's not forget Bunter and his pals partied whilst our loved ones died alone, they have taken us all for fools.

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I feel a bit sorry for @bbclaurak ... oh wait a minute, no I don't I've just remembered she was the chief enabler of this useless cnut and his criminal chums #BBCLauraK #ToryCorruption

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‘The population wants a general election’ The gob on this one face like the smell of gas 👏📷 #bbcqt #GeneralElectionNow #TorySleaze #ToryCorruption #TorySleaze

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Head of UK civil service Simon Case has pulled a sicky. It is rumoured he has 'shit scaredyitis' which is related to 'tory cuntyitis' both of which should be treated by a long spell behind bars being traded on B Wing for a bar of Dairy Milk and a copy of Hello #CovidInquiry

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The haunted pencil and 'tory skid mark on the underpants of the nation' Jacob Rees-Mogg pocketed £17,000 for job he did for just 7 weeks Yet he tried to slash Civil Service redundancy payments by 25% How very Christian of him #ToryCorruption

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It's certainly got a 'ring' to it #NeverTrustATory

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Been waiting years on my hip op Mortgage has doubled Can't find an NHS Dentist Had to buy my kid a hi-vis and hard hat so he can go to school Using a food bank as my wages aren't enough But tell you wot - I'll be voting tory again - I don't trust the other lot"

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If you want the Tory turds flushed right now before they steal any more of our money we should #followbackfriday

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Who do you think this monster will come for next? Charities?

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Remember the officer in West Yorkshire who arrested an autistic girl for saying she looks like a Lesbian Nana? A few days ago, she had a mental breakdown and started yelling and pepper-spraying a crowd of people in Leeds - She'd make a great Tory MP

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Labour Smash the tories in Tamworth. Shaking like a shiteing dog Tory candidate Andrew Cooper was too scared to go on stage. It's called Karma you soulless creep it's what you get for telling people who are struggling to feed their kids,to fuck off, So your turn -off you F*CK

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#CovidInquiry We must not let these monsters & the fucking gaslighting @conservatives use this shocking war- as a distraction from the fact that 100's of thousands of UK citizens died as a result of their incompetence & negligence - Jail for Johnson, Sunak, Hancock & Kuenssberg

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You boy - is the general store open? It is ... good, go and fetch me a plate - I've just had my tiny arse handed to me by that mean Mr Starmer #PMQs

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#ToryCriminals RISHI SUNAK allegedly approved over 60 unlawful VIP lane contracts to colleagues & cronies including Baroness Mone and Nadhim Zahawi. 👉 REPOST this if you agree this should be investigated. #CovidInquiry

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After his Hillsborough lies were exposed, he deserved to be jailed. Let’s be clear the ex-editor of The Scum deserves no platform on any topic. We should forever be spared the dangerous idiot noise of @kelvmackenzie

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So Dr Death is planning to make the wealthy even more wealthy before he takes his weirdly tiny ankles off to California. Why are we not on the streets marching to Downing Street to demand a GE now? #GeneralElectionN0W #r4today

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Deputy PM Oliver Dowden on #bbclaurak OMG the man is thicker than an aircraft door. And old knee pads Laura gives him such an easy ride.

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I've a simple soloution to the crisis on our shorelines. Replace The Border Force with GP receptionists - let's see who bloody gets in then. 😂

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TORY MP Helen Whately flatly REFUSES to answer questions over her rent expenses Whately accused of “outrageous contempt” after refusing to answer questions about her £3,250 rent expenses on top of her £113,612 salary. Her rent claims are HIGHEST of any Tory MP #GTTO #greed

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What a night two shits gone in one flush - the two people most responsible for last night's Tory disaster sent to the coast. Tatty Bye Nadine Dorries and Chris Pincher or as my old mate Jimmy Nail would say — auf wiedersehen petals!

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Do you trust the prime minature - Yes or No

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The tories want to 'Stop the Boats' There's f*cking big boat they want to stop first with Michelle Mone and her husband on board. Stopped and the owners arrested for stealing millions in a PPE fraud -anyone bring that up on #BBCQuestionTime

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#Partygate We must not let these monsters & the fucking gaslighting @conservatives use this conflict-shocking as it is - as a distraction from the fact that 100's of thousands of UK citizens died as a result of their incompetence & negligence Jail for Johnson, Hancock &

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After being asked for his thoughts on the HS2 shambles the Transport Secretary answered 'It's not my job to comment on such matters' - We are in The Twilight Zone

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All of those appearing in front of the Covid Inquiry have had to submit written statements. Over the coming weeks, Cummings, Johnson, Hancock & Sunak will all appear. It has the potential to finally put this criminal government to sleep - fingers crossed #CovidInquiry

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#Partygate Lest we forget who enabled them.

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Accused by many of mass murder Matt Hancock a man who makes Harold Shipman look like an amateur wants to be assured he has freedom from prosecution before appearing before the Covid Inquiry. I wonder why he'd want that? #CovidInquiry

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Diary entries from Boris Johnson's Chief Scientific Adviser Patrick Vallance reveals his frustration at the Shag Yeti and his inability to grasp basic scientific concepts. Shame on all of you who voted him in because he was 'funny'

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