Mallory (she/her) @mallorylayne Twitter profile

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

2 months

BDSM (bathed, deep conditioned, shaved, moisturized)

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

7 months

@emmmilysm @adamtotscomix @Ankeborgsboende Idk maybe misogynoir is never funny?

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

9 months

@Brian_Riedl Lmao this is like when the right thinks everyone on the left loves Biden

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@mallorylayne

1 year

@oldenoughtosay I’m unfamiliar with NOT having bins. So there are definitely differences across the country. In MN if you live in a house, for example, you drag them out on trash day and then put them back in your garage.

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1 year

@commie_trucker Ugh, that poor kid.

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@mallorylayne

2 months

@bubbyskid @rachel_maria65 @levarburton What do you call what you’re doing right now responding to almost every comment yapping on about radicalism and virtue signaling? Maybe flipping?

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

6 months

@AkilahObviously She’s literally the only famous person I can think of with a book club.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@BTS_fiend @acechhh Yikes

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@AuthorLMDavis You very clearly suggested it was in regard to wielding the sun. If that’s not what it is, that’s on you to be more clear.

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@mallorylayne

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@vinn_ayy 8 including the husband.

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@mallorylayne

2 months

@kg32221381 @mpressxhenny @JayniaAnsha Government? The thing that famously doesn’t help its people?

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@mallorylayne

2 months

@bubbyskid @rachel_maria65 @levarburton You being unable to engage also figures. Hope flipping out in the comments brings you peace until you find someone else to bother.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@GingBear3 @ezrasupernova Where do you think potatoes come from originally? Because it’s nowhere near Ireland, ya dip.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

6 months

@mslisterssis @OliLondonTV Yes, they’re mocking GCs.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@CallMeDoctaEvil @FastBrunch @RealTPaine1 @socialiststeve6 lol have you met lawyers or doctors? Goofy

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

9 months

@VioletIsABee @spaceandguns @_mochiimochii__ No one’s doing that, though, so whew!

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 month

@sethbenge @dieworkwear Who likes Haley lmao

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@mallorylayne

1 month

@CheckhovsButt @cottoncandaddy Wait until they find out about the ones that feature talking animals.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

9 months

@4WheelWorkOut Absolutely. My sister and I discuss this quite often. We have culture as a family, culture as Americans, but nothing as white people except, like, racism and colonizing.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

25 days

@alexbobskers This might be controversial bc I’m the only person I know that likes them, but Pearson’s salted nut roll.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

10 months

@RyanR12895 @mattxiv No, buddy, homophobia is homophobic.

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@mallorylayne

1 month

@sethbenge @dieworkwear And you think Guy’s one of those? Interesting.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@sanothomas @PossibleMermaid Wait…do you additionally think the pdf showcases accurate c12th writing? The one in modern-day Spanish?

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

2 months

@LoveDetailing01 @Jimb_o7 @peebrainson @PatriotUK4Life @PunishedHoots @LiamBis05383360 What do you think cornflour is lol

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@FinnLongman @oldenoughtosay @SpunRadish Hmm. I prefer to believe they’re trying to keep something or someone in. Jk…mostly.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@Caffeindated @AstroAlexK @jemelehill Do you think it’s poor folks with legacy status?

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

5 months

@seynique @vinn_ayy I hate you yet appreciate you for finding this out

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@whatlyddid As an older sister to a sister, perfect. No notes.

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@mallorylayne

6 months

@_nomadic_soul @pedrocuzo Pedro walks on dangerous roads to show how alpha he is 😤

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@mallorylayne

1 year

@FouthTimeLucky @iamharaldur This doesn’t even sound remotely similar to the above.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@maison21 @Needle_of_Arya @kimmy6192004 White queers, esp white gay man, appropriate. It’s not crossover.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

3 months

@rebexxxxa Then I guess I fucking love cocomelon.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

5 months

@lydiakauppi Why is this photo so artsy I love it

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@lenawithabox @clapifyoulikeme That’s amazing! I wish I’d had that when I was in school.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

4 months

Girls with the bear they found in the woods.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

2 months

That cab woman who is always tweeting “won’t name names” is annoying.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

3 months

@Very__Regular @lukewarmlunch @AndyBCampbell Some of us are still in the thick of WWII, Lauren!

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@clammywynette1 @BenSmit07650631 I would absolutely ask a stranger if toilet paper wouldn’t suffice until I got home.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

9 months

@BartCodm78564 @ExtraBearded @CaelanConrad No but try again. Start with re-reading the meme.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@cisgenderhaver They think a cis man is nature’s perfection? Lmao

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

5 months

@mattg666117 @Jairo_I_Funez Matt, I beg of you to look closer at the pic.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

3 months

@RitalinDosed @xgigglypuff Omg you’re so embarrassing 😭

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

7 months

@fatfabfeminist Fat women are famously not shamed in other countries.

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@mallorylayne

2 months

@oldenoughtosay You do beautiful work on both sides of the pond.

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@mallorylayne

2 months

@sh1unu @DrewAfualo Nah

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

5 months

@ghribble2 @redlettergay It could have been someone else’s phone you absolute goober.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

11 months

@XMISHACROSSX @Damegang_1 Maybe I need to clean my gun!

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

6 months

@4theloveofij @tinashehive Psychosis is a disconnect from reality and can include hallucinations. The above is not that.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

10 months

@MargBarAmerica @josh_emerson they weren’t roasting marshmallows so therefore not a camp ☹️

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

6 months

@BurrisFineArt @LauraRbnsn Hi hope this helps!

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

21 days

@Quirk22 @hotdamhistorian Bro doesn’t even know what a hoax is

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

10 months

@Imani_Barbarin Can’t wait until your cervix sees this

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@GalenMicheal @ask_aubry Because that’s obviously what a penis looks like!

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

2 months

@uldath @britneygasuki @pearlythingz And yet here I am!!!

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@shouldbeanontbh @slutriarch I promise you that fat people know we’re fat. Even if somehow we didn’t know, there’s always a line of people to let us know.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

3 months

@CarlCarlward464 @WomnOfValor Unfortunately, she has taste 😔

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

2 months

@bubbyskid @mgm1229_missa @levarburton Can you explain to me what virtual signaling means? You’ve used that phrase in response to many comments that don’t seem similar.

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@mallorylayne

11 months

@onegospel2021 @thesarahyork You do know you can just not find it funny, right? And move on?

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

10 months

@Clubber9583 @emilykmay Ah, yes, brunch, a very popular mid-week activity lmao

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

5 months

@ghribble2 @redlettergay Ooh great question! Since the only camera in existence was her phone and it was stolen, I wonder what she used!

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@XXFemales @KatyMontgomerie She’s not a medical doctor, ya dip.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 month

@ChrismasCholo @Wynsickle @Eli_B_Again @grandoldmemes So, on principle, you disrespect everyone until you know them better? Lol

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

7 months

@AuthorWendyHoke @SawyerHackett Wendy, it’s literally in the post which then leads to the research letter.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@VirtuousMang @KatyMontgomerie Ah, yes. Verrryyy obvious lmao

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

11 months

@EREK_ONLY Are the men caring in the room with us?

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

4 months

@PeachesTheBigot @AleksKalashnkov How is it a “clear fake”?

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@shouldbeanontbh @slutriarch ‘Constructive criticism’ is rarely sought but often provided by anti-fat people under the guise of concern. Unless we ask for it, it shouldn’t be proffered.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

5 months

@TheTate_ Look I know for a fact this beautiful cat has never done anything wrong.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@XXFemales @KatyMontgomerie I don’t get it. Elaborate.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

5 months

@Schm0hawk @Ceilidhann Oh fuck off, you twit.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

2 months

@bubbyskid And you can’t even see a rainbow without declaring that an agenda is afoot.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@lenawithabox @clapifyoulikeme I love that for you 🖤

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

7 months

@JJ_Cromwell @esjesjesj Pretty sure all predators try to shield their crimes. Casting everyone in the LGBTQ+ community as a shield does a disservice not only to those people but, more importantly, the victims.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

2 months

@LoveDetailing01 @Jimb_o7 @peebrainson @PatriotUK4Life @PunishedHoots @LiamBis05383360 I know what both coloring and cornflour are. The powder paint was made of cornflour.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

5 months

@mattg666117 @Jairo_I_Funez That’s far too many comments for a joke, though.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

9 months

@BartCodm78564 @croissan_daily @ExtraBearded @CaelanConrad Look, you’re not going to find many if any people in this thread that agree with you, but if you want to keep squawking, idk, have fun I guess.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@JerzSuccubus @Piff_515 @iluvrichdads @ilumianati Yeah, you gotta put the money in escrow.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

10 months

@LawSelfDefense @emilykmay @copper29831 lol wut

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

2 months

@everybadwoman @blackforager And fat helps with absorption!

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@Jzzy_Dzzy @_celia_bedelia_ @townshed55 Imagine thinking someone’s lying about having a husband lmao

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@damechatprrr @Nomeimp98647127 @KatyMontgomerie How is a kid coming out to their teacher an attempt on the teacher’s part to parent?

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

2 months

@Mama_Bear_Sarah @TaylorOSoule Maybe because she used maternity leave to refer to her situation specifically but used birthing parent to apply to everyone??

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

7 months

@keekstergaga @CaelanConrad You don’t even know why you’re so funny 😞

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@Torz2012 @L__G__B Sounds like you didn’t have any good role models.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@GalenMicheal @ask_aubry I’ll give you that 🤣

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@BadMedicalTakes The flu is actually something you get from making googly eyes at your crush.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

6 months

@ChayaRaichik10 You evidently don’t understand the historical precedent of using laws that are seemingly about one issue in order to deceptively target another.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

8 months

@chedca @LinVanOevelen @Galexyofthings @VaxxersAnti No, it truly isn’t.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

4 months

@lakeboating2021 @emilykmay This level of ignorance is painful.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@LEBassett @blindforjunk How dare you use their divorce as catalyst for further discussion! /s

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

4 months

@DuxfortDooberry @Finn_Mackay You’ve misread their comment. They aren’t say that men ARE naturally suited but rather it doesn’t make sense to hold up the stereotype of them being suited to leadership and power while also thinking they’re incapable of cleaning up.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

7 months

@GameDev82 @esjesjesj @Saltybytes1 You aren’t worthy of debate or even a discussion. You have cast all people who are LGBT+ as perverted. Why would anyone want to engage?

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

7 months

@JJ_Cromwell @esjesjesj Because they’re anti-trans, not anti-grooming.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

1 year

@Magnoliatree99 @AriDrennen Whew, Pam you’re dangerously close to understanding.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

28 days

@JasonColavito Then don’t post a literal statement.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

11 months

@louisajonessth @danishacarterr @karenwhybro There isn’t a single authority or arbiter; however, I think we’re all aware what’s considered attractive is: white, thin, able-bodied women with facial features that are considered to be euro-centric. But more important to this convo is op’s original point.

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

2 months

@claireangelique @dieworkwear Very telling that you mention “pull up their pants.”

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Mallory (she/her)

@mallorylayne

6 months

@fajo369 @eashankotha Omg get a life. Please.