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@whatlyddid

5 years

So you're a tough spy Like it really rough spy Just can't get enough spy Chest always so puffed spy I'm that bad spy Make your mama sad spy Make your girlfriend mad spy Might seduce your dad spy I'm the bad spy, duh

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Billie has written and will perform the theme song for the 25th James Bond film, #NoTimeToDie @007

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@whatlyddid

8 months

Going to bed feeling smug as a pug because today my sister said "I really need some new Vans... ASOS has some leopard print ones but they're sold out in my size" Guess what's waiting under the tree for her? 😌

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@whatlyddid

2 years

@jazlikescheese Not saying 'good morning' must be biting at you, but please remember that you showed your love with every hug, every funny video you showed her, every bracelet you lent, every time you let her have the bigger piece of cake. She will always be loved ❤️

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@whatlyddid

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@ramage_olivia They were her favourite gift, I'm so happy!

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@whatlyddid

2 years

@shitscaredmum Is there anything we can do as an online community to make Christmas comfortable and special? I would be happy to chip in for something like a hired chef so you don't have to spend time cooking and cleaning up, if that helps

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@whatlyddid

4 years

@Pheobelyall I wish for a world where every trans person was treated with this same love and respect. We would have so many more people living authentic, happy lives. Hopefully people can learn from your mother's beautiful response 💜

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@whatlyddid

4 years

When I'm prime minister I'm bringing in 3 day weekends so everyone can have a fun day, a chill day, and a productive day. I'm sick of choosing which one to miss out every week.

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@whatlyddid

5 years

A lady came out of a toilet cubicle, saw me go in, and didn't tell me there was no paper in it. You've just violated section 17b of The Girl Code, Angela.

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@whatlyddid

5 years

@generalslug My boyfriend said he looks like an adorable motorbike, went quiet for 10 minutes, then presented me with this

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@whatlyddid

5 years

Reasons I wear dungarees: 1. Pockets! 5 pockets! 2. So I can pretend I'm Donna Sheridan 3. So I can do this

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@whatlyddid

2 years

Georgia Groome did the most iconic film of our youth then really just dipped to live a nice life with an unproblematic millionaire. You go girly.

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@whatlyddid

2 years

@Mellortone @OxfordDiplomat @HelenClarkNZ @UNWomenWatch @SenWarren @ewarren @RepAOC @ChelseaClinton @PPFA @ppglobe @DeborahMeaden @amyklobuchar God, I don't think I've ever seen 5 words so powerful.

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@whatlyddid

9 years

So @TanyaBurr instagrams ONE quote and suddenly there are more conspiracy theories for her than there are for PLL...

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@whatlyddid

7 months

Starting a support group for all those affected by Jordan North leaving Radio 1, starting with immediate effect

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Before considering a plaster cast and crutches, why not try these remedies for your broken leg? - submerge it in jelly - stick googly eyes on it - read it a story - rub it with a DAB radio

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@whatlyddid

4 years

@rat_chul I did not realise so many people were Gold members of The Pork Chop Appreciation Society until I saw the replies

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@whatlyddid

2 years

@ourelectra Sadly guilt is such a big part of grief, I just hope I can take away even the tiniest part of that. These families loved their children, they shouldn't feel any guilt or remorse when they were taken by one monster 😔❤️

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@whatlyddid

2 years

Petition for Target to come over to the UK and fill all the empty Debenhams and House Of Frasers with their dollar spot pumpkin spice goodness

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@whatlyddid

5 years

Were you even born in the 90s if you didn't have a big black velvet headband with your name written on it in glitter glue??

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@whatlyddid

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@whatlyddid

5 years

My dad used to put Mars Bars in the fridge then slice them very thinly and call it 'Egyptian nougat' This man let me believe he was importing a rare delicacy until I was 17 YEARS OLD

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5 years

please tell me the single most dad thing your dad has ever done for me it was probably when my dad bought a Mini Cooper even though he had FIVE children who all played ice hockey

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@whatlyddid

5 years

If I want to get married at 26 I'd best crack on and start making some more friends, at this rate my bridesmaids will be the cat and my favourite cashier from Morrisons

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@whatlyddid

7 years

20 years and you still can't use your advantage points for part payment 🤔🙄

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@GlamourMagUK

7 years

The @BootsUK Advantage card is 20 years old (how? HOW?!) so we're celebrating with the sexiest cake ever. Edible makeup is the future.

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Want to be a successful blogger but also want to delete all social media do you see my issue

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@whatlyddid

2 years

So the church set up by the man who had 6 wives, 2 of whom he decapitated, won't let two people deeply in love be married because they happen to be the same gender. Yeah, THAT would totally ruin the sanctity of marriage. Mmhmm.

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Church of England bishops refuse to back gay marriage

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@whatlyddid

7 years

*small blogger writes genuine glowing review* Company: thanks *Reality TV star mentions product once* Company: *builds shrine to them*

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@whatlyddid

5 years

@Jack_McCrossan Is number 25 free? Maybe number 22? I need to move to this wholesome neighbourhood ASAP

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@whatlyddid

6 years

It baffles me when I see people say Instagram is a great community. My Instagram is just random men DMing me 'hi sexy woman', bloggers liking 80% of my posts but not following, and pyramid schemes telling me they need to get me signed up to their babe team.

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@whatlyddid

5 years

@loulabxlle Such a clever marketing campaign! One tweet, one Venn diagram, loads of attention

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@whatlyddid

7 years

Unpopular opinion: Wild Child is, was, and always will be better than Angus Thongs.

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@whatlyddid

6 years

"well, we need someone strong in this role". Still makes me feel sick thinking about those words.

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@whatlyddid

7 years

To be Northern is to accept and embrace 'iyaaayorite' as a perfectly good piece of language and the best form of greeting.

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@whatlyddid

6 years

[tabloid head offices] Is Meghan Markle *spins wheel* sabotaging *throws dice* animal shelters?

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@whatlyddid

6 years

A woman in ASDA just made a customer complaint because the cashier didn't make eye contact. Imagine being THAT full of misery and entitlement. Have a break, have a KitKat.

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@whatlyddid

4 years

My Finnish colleague told me that in Finland it's socially acceptable to say 'no thanks, I don't fancy it' instead of making excuses when someone invites you somewhere. What a DREAM. I'm getting the next flight out.

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@whatlyddid

2 years

@BenjaminCrew1 Uh yeah until 3 spirits visit you to show you the error of your ways

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Twitter should have a feature where it shows every user's accent next to their name so I know how to read their tweets in my head

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@whatlyddid

5 years

I just want to drive to the seaside, buy chips with tonnes of salt and vinegar, and eat them in the car while I watch the sea. Who's coming along?

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Wearing my biggest smile because I've finally bagged myself a job that seems positively perfect. Thankyou so much to everyone who's lifted me up when job hunting got me down!! If you're in that position I am so hoping that something perfect waits for you too 💖🎉

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@whatlyddid

7 years

Had a dream that I went running with Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney. I could not keep up with the Kardashians.

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@whatlyddid

4 years

My savings goal was £6000 in 12 months. I've done £6,236.50 in 10 months. Fully admit I couldn't have done this if I had kids and didn't pay small rent at home, but this is the first time I've been employed and happy all year, and paid enough to save this. Proud of that 🎉

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@whatlyddid

4 years

I just really really want a pub tea. Give me a lasagne and chunky chips, serve me a half pint of 'is Pepsi alright?', and let me eat it from a suspiciously sticky table.

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@whatlyddid

7 years

If a brand wanted to send me a beauty advent calendar this year, that would be just peachy

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@whatlyddid

5 years

I got an interview for this job and missed out by ONE POINT. They kept my details, and a few weeks later a different ward invited me to interview and apply. 2 months later, I'm thrilled to say I got the job and start training tomorrow!!! 🎉🎉🎉

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@whatlyddid

6 years

One of my aims this year was to feel fulfilled. I don't believe I make much impact, so I've just applied for a role as a therapy assistant where I would be able to help patients regain their confidence and independence 🙏

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@whatlyddid

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I just feel like they wouldn't be testing an emergency alarm unless they knew of an upcoming emergency 👽👽👽

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@whatlyddid

4 years

@DaniHarmer I wondered if it was a hint when Granny Carly said 'you couldn't have children with your...lifestyle' or thereabouts, and I was not disappointed! Yessss Cam! 🌈

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@whatlyddid

5 years

A few weeks ago I was whinging about hair loss, sooo I chopped a foot off to donate, to help my poor scalp AND kids undergoing cancer treatment. 2 birds 1 stone!

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@whatlyddid

6 years

I cannot trust any human who says they don't fancy Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.

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@whatlyddid

3 years

If @TheBodyShopUK don't bring this heavenly elixir back for Autumn, I will simply stop bathing until they do.

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@whatlyddid

5 years

If you think I'm running down to @marksandspencer to squeeze myself into these BEE DUNGAREES (dungabees?) you are absolutely right

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@whatlyddid

2 years

@fesshole I would advise befriending a weird child with a depressed mother. You could take him to feed the ducks, buy trainers, or introduce him to the music of Mystikal. Then, perform at his school talent show, and all will be well.

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@whatlyddid

7 years

I remember when party prep used to mean borrowing an ID and skipping tea so I wouldn't be bloated in my bodycon. Now it means shaving my toes and putting my pyjamas on the radiator for when I get in.

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@whatlyddid

2 years

@ClaireVillu @Ranting_Trans This was a DOUBLE WHAMMY of loveliness in one tweet!!!

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@whatlyddid

6 years

I was today years old when I realised Britney sang "my loneliness is killing me" in Oops I Did It Again, then "my loneliness ain't killing me no more" in Stronger 😱

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@whatlyddid

5 years

Tips for dealing with cold mornings: - have your dressing gown and slippers on the floor beside your bed ready to dive into - put your clothes on the radiator so they're nice and toasty - sod the clothes, get back in bed, you don't need that job anyway

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@whatlyddid

8 years

"Mum, will your blogger friends like my catlay?"

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Me before blogging: oh cool, Autumn Me now: Wrap me in blankets! Roll me in leaves! Throw me to the pumpkins! Drown me in hot chocolate! Dust me in cinnamon! CAAAAANDLES!

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Just Eat are telling me to RING the takeaway because my food is late. If I wanted to speak to other humans, I wouldn't have used your app now, would I sunshine?

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@whatlyddid

7 years

They still can't bloody get rid of them!

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@whatlyddid

6 years

IDEA: a buffet of just potato products. Mash, crisps, fries, hash browns, waffles... you know I'm onto a good thing.

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@whatlyddid

5 years

I'm going to start a clothing company called Anxious Apparel. I'll sell jackets covered in spikes so people will stOP WALKING SO CLOSE TO ME Who's investing?

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@whatlyddid

4 years

@harryjonesxx 'oooh maybe you didn't read it properly?' No hun YOU didn't read the room

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@whatlyddid

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@seanptellsjokes It's two, one for each foot! We'll strap them on and she can ride them around the town

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Just watched a boy punch a blossom tree so it would rain petals on his girlfriend as he took a picture. What a hero.

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Let it be known that if you want to enter a competition on Instagram and you need to tag a friend, you can always tag me. Life is short. win the beauty hamper my Gs 🌛

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@whatlyddid

7 years

My fave bloggers could literally write about their favourite teaspoon and I would still hang on their every word.

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@whatlyddid

6 years

I could win the lottery and it would still physically pain me to drop a £6.95 LUSH bomb into my bath

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@whatlyddid

4 years

I told my mum I wanted to open a zoo where people can donate their bodies to be eaten by animals of their choice when they die and the look she gave me said 'I should have left you on the maternity unit'

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@whatlyddid

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Honest to God, there is no greater entertainment than a local Facebook group. Tonight Cath is LIVID because a cat has been seen eating the food she puts out for hedgehogs. What food is it? Cat food.

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@whatlyddid

7 years

I've not seen any parties discussing the most important issue which is, naturally, getting Tarte into Boots.

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@whatlyddid

7 years

Owning an iPhone is a daily competition to see which will run out first: storage, battery, or your patience 🙄

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Dad asked me if I had any googly eyes. 10 minutes later I found this in the fridge...

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@whatlyddid

4 years

@momlifeandwife Constantly holding the 'we worked hard to buy OUR house' over your kids head isn't cool unless they are actually damaging it or being ungrateful You CHOSE to raise a child with their own tastes and personality, it's not like inviting a guest

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@whatlyddid

6 years

I bought a fancy, almost-new blazer in a charity shop for £3, and it turns out that the brand's other blazers retail for £160 😱 I hope it's waterproof, because I'm on the gloat boat

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Can someone please make me a pain au chocolat but use segments of Terry's chocolate orange for the chocolate? Thankyou

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Had to decline a collaboration from a brand I use and love, because they have over 9000 stores but 'no budget'. I'm sick of it. We're not greedy, we're not kids asking for pocket money, we just want to be fairly compensated for our time and talents.

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@whatlyddid

6 years

I found a faaab coat at the weekend but it was £120. It's £60 online but there's a discount taking it to £48 and I found £45 in my blog PayPal. If that isn't the universe telling me to get my taped seam, waterproof groove on, I don't know what is 🙌

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@whatlyddid

7 years

Are you saying they deserve the... LIME LIGHT

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@MyNamesChai

7 years

Why don't they make entire packs of just green Starburst...? They are the superior flavour and deserve their own product line.

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@whatlyddid

5 years

@kirstyleanneuk It's especially sad that you're tirelessly championing plus size people, and even 'as a larger person' herself she's just full of fatphobia Clothes don't have to improve a plus size figure, lumps and bumps don't have to be hidden, skirts don't have to be ankle length 🙄

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@whatlyddid

5 years

@TheComfyChair2 Clearly while she worked hard she also made sure she was a fantastic mum and raised two lovely, thoughtful daughters. I hope she has so much fun with her retirement 💜

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@whatlyddid

5 years

@KathleenLights1 Don't rush it, make sure you and your lawyers are both 100% happy with how you and the information are presented! That's the most important thing

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@whatlyddid

5 years

Please will someone write a book about a mouse that lives in a pumpkin so I can illustrate it? Thanks x

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@whatlyddid

7 years

ATTENTION BLOGGERS!! These are nicer and cheaper than the classic IKEA ones! (and yes, they have white too)

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@whatlyddid

4 years

Looking forward to the advent colander

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4 years

Zoe Sugg is launching her own homeware line and you're going to want it all

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@whatlyddid

4 years

We are WAY overdue a good chick flick. I'm talking a She's The Man, Bridesmaids, Wild Child level chick flick. These Netflix originals are not cutting it for me.

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@whatlyddid

7 years

@ouralteredlife I hope this gets millions of retweets, to shame Instagram, and to get his cheeky smile seen, as it should be.

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@whatlyddid

5 years

The difficult part of this day was a group then solo interview for a job a band up from my current role, in Speech and Language therapy, the area I've wanted to be in for years. I was so nervous I truly thought I would wee on the floor. Guess what? I START ON 6TH JANUARY 🎉😭🎂

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@whatlyddid

5 years

Today is going to be a big, long, difficult day, but at the end of it I'll be snuggled up on a sofa with a view of Lake Windermere 🤗

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7 years

Nothing gives me greater motivation than hearing "you won't eat all that".

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@whatlyddid

5 years

As you know, I love supporting small sellers. I retweet their posts, shout them out, and buy from small shops ... But I draw the line at paying £12.95!! for someone to BUY A ONE POUND TERRY'S ORANGE from Tesco and whizz some chocolate on it! 😂😂

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@whatlyddid

8 years

Scheduling tweets is like shaving your bikini line. You feel better for doing it, but my god it's such a task!

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@whatlyddid

6 years

A new café has opened near me and their overzealous use of inverted commas is making me nervous.

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@whatlyddid

6 years

The worst kind of people are the ones who say 'wtf, you're so weird' when I ask questions like 'what animal would you be? what colour sums you up? would you rather have wings or a tail?' I'd rather be weird than boring!

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@whatlyddid

5 years

Etsy sellers charging £10 for custom portraits... Could you not? That barely covers an hour of your time, let alone your talent, tools, insurance, tax, and Etsy's 5% fee.

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@whatlyddid

6 years

I bought a Batiste dry shampoo t'other day which describes its scent (pink pineapple) as 'carefree'. Excellent, I hate it when my hair smells worried.

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@whatlyddid

2 years

I viewed it, I liked it, I wanted it I bought it 🏡🔑

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@whatlyddid

7 years

Nutellas before fellas amirite

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@whatlyddid

6 years

Mum's cracked open the cinnamon spice reed diffuser, officially ending summer in our house. Before I know it she'll be hoarding tins of Quality Street, wrapping pigs in blankets, and dusting off the Elf DVD.

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@whatlyddid

6 years

My feed is full of hate and rage towards Jamie Oliver, appetite suppressants, and the eighth amendment. I like you lot, you're a good bunch.

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@whatlyddid

5 years

Things I like about blogging - writing Things I don't like about blogging - keywords, pinterest, headers, hosting, photos, meta data, spam emails, sorting tax, sorting self employment, HTML, theme, basically everything that is not writing

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@whatlyddid

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We accepted defeat the day we started calling them house spiders.

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