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Big Snack doesn’t want you to know this, but landjaeger is the platonic ideal form of Slim Jims.

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1 year

@billyhumblebrag Unbounded liabilities strike again

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@anammostarac What the fuck I wish I was this rich

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@PastorBenMarsh It’s because we only keep the best two, evaluated yearly

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9 months

@ctjlewis I got a big mac meal for $6 today with the app.

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@MiriVinni This is the type of attitude a man can only possibly hold before the baby arrives, when parenthood is abstract and theoretical.

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@rachelclif Loving them feels like loving the child version of myself

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1 year

@JasonHise64 So good

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1 year

@not_a_fed_fr @MrToDamnFunny The most beautiful welds I’ve seen were on the tanks of Keanu Reeves’s motorcycles. He told me they flew in a welder from Boston or something just for those welds.

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1 year

@Acion_Next @CityBureaucrat Amazon is an alibaba wrapper

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1 year

@5708ski @JoePostingg But Micron’s building a fab in Clay! (Possibly)

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1 year

@lumpthought Until the Internet, this was the only form of autism I had personally experienced

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@typeclonghouse The little unhinged things you suppress because you think people might think you’re weird

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1 year

@rachelclif @Aella_Girl Git gud

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1 year

@stigmergidae @sailaunderscore “Frankly I have no idea how your particular combination of genes slipped through, but for now suffice it to say, the buck stops here, at least for me.”

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5 months

@typeclonghouse Are these air-fried trader joe’s samosas?

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9 months

@rachelclif Having and raising kids

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1 year

@AlexCaswen @mexic0la_ The part that suggests the US military is “unprepared for war” is just confusing. We’ve been at combat deployments for at least 20+ years

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7 months

@BasedBeffJezos There's this trope or psychological tic that some people have where they presume they are harmless, or so weak that other (stronger) people "can take it," so it gives them license to say or do all sorts of extremist things without responsibility.

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4 months

@FeralPHunter @retarded_whore Damn, this guy’s been around

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1 year

@entelechiada @johnnysands42 Yud isn’t afraid of AI becoming maximal versions of *us*, he’s afraid they’ll be maximal versions of *him*.

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6 months

@varunramg I’m on several rosters the ladies call me Bo Jackson

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11 months

@animalologist The feeling— when I hold my kids when they’re upset and their bodies relax into my embrace— is one of my favorite experiences in life. I can almost feel their breath and heartbeats synchronizing with mine.

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1 year

@skooookum It’s true, I’m actually a sleepy little guy who masks well

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6 months

@zhil_arf Ultimate hodler

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6 months

@promisebender They would get sued out of existence

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1 year

@hollowearthterf I always cautioned my friends about age discourse in dating. Women’s prime dating years might “peak” before men, but that doesn’t mean men become more desirable in perpetuity over time. The graphs are the same shape, just shifted.

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6 months

The egirls aren’t okay. Be especially kind to them today.

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10 months

@DanielleFong Seems like the m3 max isn’t that much better than an m2 max, at least for now. The m2 ultras are the best by a wide margin so far.

Performance of llama.cpp on Apple Silicon M-series · ggerganov llama.cpp · Discussion #4167

Summary LLaMA 7B BW [GB/s] GPU Cores F16 PP [t/s] F16 TG [t/s] Q8_0 PP [t/s] Q8_0 TG [t/s] Q4_0 PP [t/s] Q4_0 TG [t/s] ✅ M1 1 68 7 108.21 7.92 107.81 14.19 ✅ M1 1 68 8 117.25 7.91 117.96 14.15 ✅ M1...

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1 year

@MEASURED_HEAD Reminds me of that one observer who pointed out that Korean food is simply what chinese cooks prepared for camping trips.

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11 months

Boy second dinner

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1 year

Do asian girls like quirked up white boys for the same reason they like shihtzus and other genetically diseased dogs?

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1 year

@ctjlewis @freshy_enjoyer @cfarivar Hey I’m just asking questions I’m a journalist following a story

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1 year

Man, I hope Canoo can survive. I would love one of these.

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I got passed by a Canoo vehicle like this while biking errands today. The driver was courteous and waited for a safe time to pass. Same interior room as an SUV. 7 seats. Incredibly good visibility. 200 mi range EV

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4 months

@yacineMTB Let it flow, brother. We appreciate your takes.

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6 months

Daughter woke me up this morning to accuse me of waking her up in her dream

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7 months

@gregg_re This is why I don't touch pro bono assignments for asylum work. There's lots of work available for disabled veterans and such.

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5 months

Daughter’s having her first video call with a boy 😭😭😭

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1 year

@StupendousGrav1 @billyhumblebrag You can put in a cap. “I’ll match what you save up to $12k”

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8 months

Maybe you’re not mentally ill; maybe you’re just mentally weak.

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1 year

@jesuslares_me I wonder if the refusal to provide samples is related to this relatively new South Korean law governing technology deemed nationally important:

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1 year

@cosmos_raj @animalologist Make community college great again

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4 months

@skooookum Zone 2 really is magic

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11 months

Every girl had told me she prefers regular Yakult and the one from @currentsamwise scares her.

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9 months

@chinesegon She’s got a point, we could have measured our days by avogadro’s number

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1 year

@lux @ManjuktheGeek @anammostarac @billionsmustliv We can’t replace them but perhaps we can whip them into shape.

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1 year

@Trader_0ck @hollowearthterf Because they are not finding success in the dating game and are looking around for someone to blame.

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5 months

Wake up babe new dysmorphias just dropped

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6 months

@MiriVinni yeah, dude needs to keep his eye on the ball

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1 year

Are you trying to tell me that a clam chowed her?

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1 year

@anammostarac Bluesky was fun until the communists and grievance cops joined

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10 months

Lol my wife was up til 3 watching youtube shorts of candice owens and ben shapiro, and now she thinks she’s conservative.

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6 months

The collective sigh of relief when passengers discover they’re on a brazilian regional jet built in the 1980s instead of a boeing 😮‍💨

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9 months

@investing_law I’ve changed up modalities, doing bodyweight/calisthenics, HIIT, “exercise snacks,” and resistance band work whenever I can sneak it in. Over time it gets easier too— the babies become more independent and can join the fun.

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1 year

@parakeetnebula @Leonard_Smallss I mean he was asking for it. A good lesson in the importance of being precise.

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9 months

Chaos is a person? I thought it was a ladder.

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1 year

The full basic picture

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1 year

@MaryJackalope Was nobody else grilling either?

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@Soul0Engineer I am a script kiddie so I feel empowered by LLMs

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1 year

Fried chicken @motusalt

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@anammostarac @gfodor He needs a glorious death so he may rest in Elysium?

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2 years

@eeveeallergy @enlightenedcoop This is what happens when you spend a lot of time around autistic MBA students who try to model human nature in excel.

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1 year

I spent all my adult life guarding against manipulation by women only to end up bossed around by a 3’6” preschooler who dresses like an ewok princess

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5 months

@keysmashbandit Hunting edge cases is a survival mechanism

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1 year

$ABNB stonewalling us on canceling our Palm Springs booking for this weekend, Aug. 19-21, coinciding with Hilary. Multiple notices of flooding and high winds on Friday, 8/18. CA declared an emergency Saturday, 8/19. @AirbnbHelp is no help.

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1 year

Raising babies is many thousands of times more meaningful and rewarding than raising pets. It’s not even close.

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4 months

Today calls for a Cosmos Raj

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1 year

Today’s battlestation

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1 year

Boy dinner

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1 year

Nice to see I’m getting noticed

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2 years

Picked up daughter from preschool. She informed me that she only likes girls and not boys (except her baby brother) and therefore mommy is best. What about daddy? Alas I have moved completely off the charts. I said I love her very much even though she doesn’t like me anymore.

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6 months

My nightmare is being mentioned in girlchat

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sliding into a girls DMs to being mocked in the girls gc pipeline

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1 year

@gfodor My guess is the plane achieved sentience and stopped responding to human pilot input, so the pilot bailed and the f35 flew on to find itself.

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@keysmashbandit @browserdotsys You have to read it in the original Klingon

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5 months

I’m gonna tell my kids this was @samwisefornow

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1 year

One weird thing that happened to me after forming a family: I hardly have any recollection of my exes or anything I felt about them, good or bad. It’s like trying to remember a dream or a boring movie I watched one time in childhood.

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@motusalt Bro stop making tpot think you’re an egirl the bit is old

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5 months

Called myself handsome in a gc and nobody cared

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Everything @retarded_whore has ever said about the benefits of opening your hips is true.

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@ElmoTheHomie POTUS

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@triketora It’s just not a consumer-friendly company anymore, let alone a hospitality company

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@fuckpoasting HEY

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1 year

When we were young

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@KanekoaTheGreat Smerconish always seemed like a sincere fellow

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@bryan_johnson Before you go, can you drop a diss track at Methuselah?

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1 year

On the way to preschool my daughter told me she loved me, and said “I don’t want you to go away again.” I thought she was talking about me going to the office, but then she told me, “if you get lost on a mountain or jungle I will find you and rescue you.” 🥺

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6 months

drowning out the kpop with some Iron Maiden at the hip trendy cafe

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@currentsamwise @cumputervillain Had a friend who became a doctor. Residency turned him into a genuine misanthrope.

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Daughter accidentally closed the bathroom door on baby boy’s finger, causing him to cry. Mom and dad go to investigate, daughter tries to change the subject. Mom and dad tell her to finish her business and wash her hands while comforting baby boy. Daughter emerges from the

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@parakeetnebula @HerrLeopard Who doesn’t love a barrel-chested lass?

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@varunramg @micsolana Solana in India

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@lemire Yeah why not prune the instruction set while they’re at it?

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1 year

I got a literal rock for Father’s Day

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11 months

Baby boy started saying “thank you” and “I love you”

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11 months

Baby boy started saying “thank you” and blowing kisses to random blonde moms. The world is not ready for what’s coming.

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2 years

There are few things as satisfying as guiding my daughter through her big feelings and having her tell me later, "thanks daddy, I'm happy now" as she gives me a big hug.

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1 year

Jesus was friends with hookers and social outcasts because they’re the only ones who deal in the truth of human nature, rather than the pious fictions the rest of us pretend to live by.

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OK it took longer than I thought and I’m soooo exhausted but I’m pretty sure I fertilized (at least) 30 eggs today. The world is going to be so much cuter in 9 months 🥰

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