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Steve Turner
9 months
@nattasswfc I worked in ASDA when I was at uni. I quit after working a Saturday before Christmas. Remember a bloke fully shouting at me in the face for us being out of a particular brand of Ginger Beer. I said I'd check the warehouse, left him stood there and went home 😂
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Steve Turner
6 years
@nbody_n @seatedskydiver @LPValentine That's Michael McIntyre I think
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Steve Turner
5 years
BREAKING: Sheffield Wednesday have deployed Julian Borner onto the banks of the River Don and now no water is getting through. #swfc
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Steve Turner
2 years
Imagine seeing this video about children suffering and your first thought is to go to Twitter to make hateful comments about Eddie Izzard
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Steve Turner
5 years
Unconfirmed reports coming in that the Titanic has hit an iceberg. More updates as we get them.
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Ian Abrahams (Moose)
5 years
My sources tell me Steve Bruce has resigned as manager of @swfc ahead of becoming the next @NUFC manager
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Steve Turner
3 years
@JeremyClarkson They didn't like your farm show either, which is the best thing I've watched for years, so this'll be great too 😁
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Steve Turner
3 years
@swfc Hope she's fit for Sunday, great movement down that wing 👍🏻
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Steve Turner
3 years
Let's be clear here - Byers is a fucking reyt player #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
@JimMFelton What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck is he doing?
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Steve Turner
4 years
Watford sold us Almen Abdi. £75m for Iorfa, not a penny less. #swfc
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Steve Turner
5 years
@calchapman97 "has a personality" Yeah, THAT personality. That's the problem.
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Steve Turner
5 years
Bruce on the Hector penalty: “When I saw him snatch it, I thought ‘good on you’. There’s all these centre-forwards who can’t take a penalty and there’s a hairy arsed centre-half smashing it in the net. Good on him.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #swfc
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Steve Turner
4 years
Imagine how the first one of these will feel when we get back #swfc
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Steve Turner
2 years
Bannan will rightly get the headlines but Byers and Dele-Bashiru both had very good games 👏🏻 #swfc
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Steve Turner
2 years
Here's your headline boys 'Timewasting C***s Get What They Deserve' #swfc
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Steve Turner
2 years
George Byers is all the best bits of Kieran Lee, Sam Hutchinson and Massimo Luongo in one handy player #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
Hunt is the best RB we've had since Hunt #SWFC
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Steve Turner
2 years
Change of commentators for the second half as the Sky team have broken their arms wanking over Sunderland. Speedy recovery guys 🙏🏻 #swfc
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Steve Turner
4 years
Time to complete the double #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
Pitch at Hillsborough is clear. Dunkley was deployed at around 11pm and no snow has got through. #swfc
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Steve Turner
7 years
Walking down Clay Wheels Lane and a group of Rangers fans shouted bleep instead of swearing because I had my kids with me 😂 #swfc
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Steve Turner
6 years
"Morning, Chris. What would you like for breakfast?" "Wednesday have expensive players and high wages" "What? I asked about breakfast. Do you want toast or.." "WEDNESDAY WAGES WEDNESDAY WAGES WEDNESDAY WAGES WEDNESDAY WAGESWEDNESDAY WAGESWEDNESDAYWAGESWAGESWEDNESDAY" #swfc
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Steve Turner
2 years
Shame we didn't get there at the end but for the first time in a long time I feel like I've got my team back. We'll be up there next season. #wawaw #swfc 🦉💙
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Steve Turner
8 months
Anyone else not see the 1st goal because they were looking at the ref to see if he'd given a pen? 🙋🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ #swfc
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Steve Turner
6 years
@_DHOTYA Hate it when I'm on public transport and someone gets a call to go berserk. Ruins the journey.
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Steve Turner
3 years
First time I've ever heard opposition fans greet a goal with complete silence, by the way. Truly bizarre moment. #SWFC
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Steve Turner
1 year
My youngest son Luke is autistic and eats Pizza for his tea 99% of the time (the 1% being a burger). Tonight he announces out of nowhere he wants a Chicken Jalfrezi and demolishes the lot 😅❤️ #autism
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Steve Turner
1 year
Just been having a chat with my Rotherham supporting neighbour. He won £300 betting on us turning it round and he's donated it to Bluebell Wood 👏🏻
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Steve Turner
6 years
My 4 year old son saw the fight at Mansfield and said "Daddy, this sort of on the pitch violence is simply intolerable and sets a poor example for easily influenced youngsters such as myself. Perhaps formal reprimands are in order?" #prouddad #wawaw #SWFC
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Steve Turner
3 years
If you'd told me then that we'd be heading back to League One in 5 years time..... #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
Heard a rumour we can protest at Hillsborough but it's £49 for a one-off or £2350 for 10 years #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
Hope everyone gets out of the ground without the ref booking them 🙏🏻 #swfc
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Steve Turner
4 years
Still completely baffles me that Sheffield doesn't hugely promote/invest in being the home of football. Should be a huge tourism pull, plastered everywhere like when you go to Liverpool and The Beatles stuff is on everything. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Steve Turner
2 years
The difference Byers makes in our midfield cannot be underestimated. Just calmly goes about his business. Tackle here, key pass there. Sticks it in the net occasionally too. Reminds me so much of Kieran Lee. #swfc
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Steve Turner
6 years
Got to mention the performance of Palmer tonight. Solid. Kept it up after the switch to left back 👏🏻 #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
Gregory is everything we thought Rhodes was #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
I know for a fact that Semedo has helped so many of us through difficult times. Now it's our turn. 💙 #swfc
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Steve Turner
2 years
"Gregory has been sent off!" "Has he?" *looks at scoreboard* "Is Dawson in midfield?" Let's face it, it was the most 'Wednesday' season opener ever 😂 #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
Protest vote #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
Cliff Richard is playing Sheffield City Hall in October. Any chance we can get that cancelled?
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Steve Turner
2 years
I know we won..... and I know I say this a lot....... But that ref was fucking abysmal #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
5 wins from our last 6 with half the squad injured #swfc
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Steve Turner
6 years
📂Jos' Documents └📁SWFC └📁Matchday └📁 Tactics └⚠️ This folder is empty #swfc
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Steve Turner
2 years
He might not have scored but Gregory had a superb half #swfc
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Steve Turner
9 months
My son Charlie's video of the winning goal #swfc
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Steve Turner
10 months
@SoVeryBritish Whatever the travelling time is, I always add at least 30 mins on. Usually to allow for me to panic about parking, if there isn't an empty space with another empty space at either side.
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Steve Turner
5 years
Anyone else sit near one of those twats at a match who: Arrives late Gets up 5 mins before half time Gets back late Leaves before the end Why even bother coming 🤷‍♂️
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Steve Turner
2 years
Watching that disallowed goal back and it's possibly the worst decision this season.... and there's been some shockers #swfc
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Steve Turner
4 years
Here's to you Atdhe Nuhiu. Thanks for the memories. All the best 💙 #swfc
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Steve Turner
5 years
If anyone is missing Jeremy Kyle, just go and sit in Barnsley bus station for an hour. It's basically the same thing.
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Steve Turner
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Steve Turner
5 years
Thank you for playing for #swfc George Boyd, Gary Hooper, David Jones, Marco Matias and Daniel Pudil. Not you, Abdi
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Steve Turner
8 years
BREAKING: #swfc announce anyone doing that Iceland clap at Hillsborough this season will be escorted out of the ground and into the Don.
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Steve Turner
2 years
BREAKING: Linesman has just disallowed the first goal as well #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
Officials have held a grudge against Sheffield Wednesday ever since Di Canio pushed the ref over #swfc
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What’s a football conspiracy theory that you at least slightly believe in?
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Steve Turner
2 years
If he carries on like he has, Liam Palmer has to be a shout for player of the season in my opinion. #swfc
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Steve Turner
8 months
We tried this at #swfc a few years ago but Sam Hutchinson two footed someone and they abandoned it
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SPORTbible
8 months
Wolves manager Gary O’Neil organised a match between his 1st team and the Under-8’s 😅👏
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Steve Turner
5 years
BREAKING: #swfc confirm the red card shown to Keiren Westwood this afternoon will be appealed. In a surprisingly fast response the FA has had Fernando Forestieri shot in both knees. Get well soon! 🙏🏻
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Steve Turner
5 years
The playoffs may be gone but the job Bruce has done to get us anywhere even vaguely near is incredible. Genuinely feel excited for the future. Going to be interesting to see what players he keeps and who we sign over the summer #swfc #wawaw 🦉
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Steve Turner
4 years
Pulis has us looking 100% more organised than we did under Monk and he's done it in a short space of time. Something to build on. #swfc
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Steve Turner
5 years
Bruce leaves. Fans come together behind the chairman and team. At the end of the day, We're All Wednesday Aren't We? #swfc
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I'd like to publicly apologise
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Steve Turner
3 years
Berahino / Kachunga #swfc
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Steve Turner
2 years
We are so much better with Byers on the pitch #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
The difference between Luongo and Abdi is that Luongo clearly gives a shit #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
I'll take that finish now #swfc
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Sky Bet League One
3 years
What a division we have on our hands for 2021/22! 😳 #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne
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Steve Turner
2 years
IMO one of the biggest reasons Bannan got criticism previously was when he was having to play just in front of the defence and is much less effective there. With Luongo and Byers (and FDB) allowing him to play a lot further up, we get the superb performances of late #swfc
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Steve Turner
5 years
Can't believe it's 3 years since I took this #swfc
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Steve Turner
2 years
Roses are red Wednesday are blue I've not truly been happy Since Nuhiu #swfc
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Steve Turner
6 years
Dear @swfc , Make some 'Dare To Nuhiu' shirts and sell them for £10. FFP resolved. Yours sincerely, Steve #swfc #daretonuhiu
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Steve Turner
5 years
They mean you @Big_Hec35
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Sheffield Wednesday
5 years
🙌🦉 Will you be joining us this weekend? #swfc
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5 years
Man of the match for me: Iorfa #swfc
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4 years
It's the most magical time, it really is #swfc
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4 years
First time I've seen him quickly defend something #swfc
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4 years
#SWFC ’s Moses Odubajo has come under fire from fans after his interaction with Lewis Grabban tonight - but he’s quickly come out to defend himself. 🦉⚽️
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Steve Turner
4 years
I've just checked and apparently if you don't like the new shirts, you don't have to buy them. A relief to some, I'm sure 😅 #swfc
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Steve Turner
5 years
💙 #swfc
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2 years
Wallet ✅ Keys ✅ Phone ✅ Inflatable Banana ✅ #swfc
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Steve Turner
2 years
My expectation ahead of the season, with the squad rebuild was we'd finish just outside the playoffs. Then came all the injuries. To have a chance of making the top 2 with 3 games left is remarkable in my opinion. Whatever happens from now on, I'm just going to enjoy it 🙂 #swfc
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Steve Turner
9 months
@Joey7Barton @piersmorgan @TalkTV You're absolutely perfect for his show. (not a compliment)
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Steve Turner
5 years
Man of the match for me: Borner #swfc
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Steve Turner
6 years
Bannan, Hutchinson, Joao, Matias and Forestieri having a kick about with the kids 🙂 #swfc
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1 year
Thanks for the memories 😭 #swfc
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7 years
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Cuts Back #MakeAFilmCheaper
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Steve Turner
6 years
I hope Loovens is on the bench v Norwich and gets subbed on near the end. Deserves a good send off in my opinion #swfc
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Steve Turner
5 years
"These things even themselves out" At this rate we're going to need the ref to volley it in from 25 yards to get us a last minute winner #swfc
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Steve Turner
4 years
Roses are red Violets are blue Palmer's taken it short #swfc
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2 years
Palmer averaging a goal every 88 games. Man's on fire 🔥 #swfc
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Steve Turner
7 years
Team for Friday: Wildsmith Fox Barry from Grenoside Me Palmer Reach The Old Scoreboard The Kit-Man Boyd Nuhiu Nuhiu (again) #swfc
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Steve Turner
5 years
Fox had a bloody good game tonight #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
Berahino has played well. No, really. #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
The song after Bannan scored. Never going to forget that. What a moment after so long away. #swfc
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Steve Turner
6 years
@simonfromharlow Worked in ASDA when I was at uni. I farted in the warehouse freezer and the temperature monitors all went off 🤦‍♂️
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Steve Turner
3 years
FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️ #swfc
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Steve Turner
6 years
My youngest son was diagnosed this year. He's such a happy little guy in everything he does. Lots of support from school. Nothing is holding him back. ☺️ #WorldAutismAwarenessDay
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Steve Turner
5 years
I'll judge Monk on what he does for us and nothing else. Welcome to #swfc .
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Steve Turner
6 years
Is that Kieran Lee running? 😮 #swfc
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1 year
My Mum missed the match last night as she's in hospital. My son sent her this 🥲💙 #swfc
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Steve Turner
5 years
@frankieboyle Just for a second I thought he'd died. That's the effect @DaftLimmy has had on my life.
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Steve Turner
3 years
Lots of positives to take from that. Impressed with Adeniran and Wing. Kamberi made some great runs but never got the chances. Thought Hutchinson was absolutely solid. Once we settle down a bit and they gel, we'll be hard to beat #swfc
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Steve Turner
3 years
That bit at the end when we did about 100 passes without Denmark getting near us isn't getting enough attention #ENG
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