When Todd Phillips gets nominated over Greta Gerwig, Pedro Almodóvar, Noah Baumbach, Marielle Heller, Lorene Scafaria, Lulu Wang, Terrence Malick, the Safdie brothers, Jordan Peele, Robert Eggers, Alma Har'el, Fernando Meirelles, Rian Johnson and Tom motherfuckin' Hooper
All the other gifs can go home because the best gif is Fiona Apple consoling Paul Thomas Anderson after he lost the screenplay Oscar to Alan Ball in 2000.
The most interesting men in Hollywood are no longer the blockbuster hunks (💤). They're the little weirdos like Bill Skarsgård, Lakeith Stanfield, Paul Dano, and Barry Keoghan.
Today I asked Paul Thomas Anderson why he’s never cast Kirsten Dunst in a movie. His response: “I can only say it’s inevitable and just a matter of time.”
My review of Ocean’s 8: During the big heist, Rihanna hacks the Met’s many security cameras while smoking the fattest joint I’ve ever seen. It’s inspiring.
A morsel for all my Twitter babes:
I had a Bowen Yang profile that was supposed to run at the end of the month. He told me he wrote a follow-up to the Sara Lee sketch for Timothée Chalamet. It got cut, but it took place at Chef Boyardee. Thought you deserved to know!
A Star Is Born is phenomenal. A trenchant critique of the modern pop machinery, and also a beautiful portrait of Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper adopting a dog.
Give Aidy a lead role in a Marielle Heller movie, an HBO Max show where Lucas Hedges plays her little brother, a book deal, a Vegas residency, a corporation, a Guggenheim exhibit, a Presidentail Medal of Freedom, a Dairy Queen Blizzard named after her, a multiverse of madness
Chris Evans, Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, Bill Skarsgard, Mia Wasikowska, and Eliza Scanlen will star in “The Devil All The Time,” a midwestern gothic involving a serial killer couple, a faith-testing preacher, and a corrupt local sheriff in a story told across two decades
Time for Nicole Kidman to do something unhinged. She's been far too hinged lately. Someone write her a To Die For or a Paperboy or a monologue where she gets stoned and crawls around her bedroom floor and taunts her husband about her sexual fantasies
alternate Red Rocket titles:
The Worst Person in the World
Nightmare Alley
Malignant
Pig
The Unforgivable
Those Who Wish Me Dead
Chaos Walking
Tick, Tick… Boom!
Old
I was morbidly curious about this, so I put it on in time to see Alec Baldwin yelling at his housekeeper in Spanish to fix Woody Allen's wi-fi connection
On a wild night in 1996, James Cameron and his crew accidentally got high on PCP on the set of Titanic. For
@vulture
, here’s the story of their bizarre saga.