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@maiadidntwakeup

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sexy funny sweetheart

21 โ€ข CA
Joined October 2017
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@G6DREAD I luvvv my locs
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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the way I wouldโ€™ve let go so fast
@trg_jet
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If you look at me like that guess we will be raising a child together
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@drainmoder
bonโ„ฎr fish๐Ÿšฐ #FREECALEB ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿป
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starts with N and we all love it
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Ewwww Dr. Pepper tastes like barbecue chocolateโ€ฆ I canโ€™t believe yโ€™all drink this abomination ๐Ÿ’”
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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no I donโ€™t want to speak to you ever again yes I think about you on your birthday
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@maiadidntwakeup
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Iโ€™m sorry I donโ€™t see the appeal. she doin a bit too much ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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maturing is when you start eating tomatoes like apples
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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hateeee when ppl choose to be weirdos instead of just communicating
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@rxgwap0 like are you mad at me or sum?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@JINKIESBTCH I used to love simplynessa omg ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@heyheedie shoving 60 is insane verbiage ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Iโ€™m scared of ppl who donโ€™t need to chase their shotsโ€ฆ
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Come get yโ€™all sliceโ€ฆ
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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800k followers yasss ๐ŸŽ‰ finna throw a pizza party
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Me in a crop top๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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itโ€™s way too hot to be a stud today just pass me the sundress.
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I donโ€™t ever wanna hang around anyone that argues with cops ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ cus lemme go home
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If you enjoy crunchy peanut butter Iโ€™m scared of you.
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I need more gay/lesbian friends fr (platonically only)
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Rum is lowkey better than tequila but nobody is ready to accept thatโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘„
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@maiadidntwakeup
maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Taco Bell tastes sooo good when you donโ€™t got a bitch in ya ear telling you itโ€™s nasty
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:P
@whotfisjovana
The Notorious J.O.V.
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how do you serve cunt in green
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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EVIL = EVERY VILLAIN IS LIGHTSKIN #fr
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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that dreadhead gemini will save u btw <3
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@maiadidntwakeup
maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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had to unfollow this tattoo artist bc she started saying she also offers ozempicโ€ฆ wym ????
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Iโ€™ll never understand inconsiderate ppl likeโ€ฆ not gaf about how you make others feel is crazyyyy work
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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we need to take all of the Gemini hate & redirect it towards Libras.. they are the devilโ€™s spawn fr
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I will never stop tweeting & deleting. U rlly gotta catch me when u can
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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having dreads makes it like 10 degrees hotter ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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not evil I just wanted to participate lol
@encbeau
amarra โ‹†๐–ค“*โˆ—เญจเญงโˆ—*๐–ค“โ‹†
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She may be evil but her face is TEA
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me & my comfort album ๐ŸŽง
@rraawrrxD
ash โ€น๐Ÿน โžก๏ธ AWA
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me & my comfort album ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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old 2 me new 2 u
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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My friend is a caregiver & her client asked her to help him โ€œclean his phone outโ€ why was This on there.
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I could rlly throat a dickle rn ๐Ÿ˜ฉ like slap it on my tongue fr
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@Sriiraccha LMFAOOOO like seriously ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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๐Ÿ”
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my forte
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@theboy_parker
theboy_parker๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญโญ
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A picture of you not smiling let's go
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@maiadidntwakeup
maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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not the thunder waking me up at 5am making me think someone shot my window ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ srsly though wtf was that
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@kianalajade U just be lying for fun
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Funniest dm Iโ€™ve gotten today๐Ÿ˜ญ
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I hate being such an understanding person sometimes bc why do I still feel so much sympathy for everyone that has hurt me ever
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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BACKSH๐Ÿ’”TS
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I loveee having photographic memory bc whenever I misplace something all I have to do is visualize the last place I saw it. ts is awesome fr
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@maiadidntwakeup
maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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getting sucked and fucked by this jumbo mangonada w extra chamoyโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘…
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@maiadidntwakeup
maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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thinking ab the time I got noticed on Doordash ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Iโ€™m never living this down
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@guwopsuge
theglitchยณ
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alright, drop a dump
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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why did I just get ratioed like this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ sickkk work
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Thinking about the time I tried to fight a boy in 6th grade by throwing a textbook at his head but I missed and he threw it back and knocked my head LOOSE ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Sometimes u just gotta say girl fuck u & move on
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I be doing weird shit like ordering a tuna sandwich & pancakes at the same time
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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U gonna hate meee then
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@JINKIESBTCH me asfff finna make some garlic bread
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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me vs muting/unfollowing ppl as soon as I see something I disagree with
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Got my first Raymonte mention yโ€™all canโ€™t tell me SHIT today
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@maiadidntwakeup The accuracy is crazy
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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smoked a spliff & now I want a sandwich w lettuce, tomato, banana peppers, pickles, onions, mayo, mustard, balsamic vinaigrette, and 3 different types of cheese on some brioche bread..
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 months
mhm mhm ๐Ÿค“
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@j0vintage
Godโ€™s favorite ๐ŸŒป
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Lemme see yall in glasses
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Yall be eating pho whole time I needa PHOck
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Marshmallows are nasty.
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I know my twitter moots HATE to see me coming
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Take note of how Geminis are at the topโ€ฆ we are never the problem ๐ŸŽ€
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pao๐ŸŒ (they/them)
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signs from love to hate 1. Geminis 2. Cancers 3. Virgos 4. Taurus 5. Scorpio 6. Sagittarius 7. Libra 8. Leo 9. Capricorn (ruin my life tho..) 10. Aquarius 11. Pisces 12. Ariesโ€ฆ
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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mfs who grew up eating vienna sausages know what REAL food is ๐Ÿ‘…
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@maiadidntwakeup
maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Me everyday bc I live in stupid ass Cali that has NO Waffle House locations so Iโ€™ll never know what all the hype is about.. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
@accordingtoNay
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Iโ€™m aggravated cause I want some Waffle House
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@maiadidntwakeup
maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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poke bowl suckin n fuckin me rn ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@maiadidntwakeup
maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I reallyyyyy dislike when people act dense sorry!! nothing annoys me more
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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thc in my body Iโ€™m all good now!
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@maiadidntwakeup
maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
waterfall is the only logical answerโ€ฆ itโ€™s literally water falling into your mouth.
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Depu ๐Ÿชท
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Guys what do you call this I need to prove a point
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Ok I didnโ€™t need to say this LMAO
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I love Gunna but damn he rlly was dressed like a middle aged lesbian in dis
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@BiigDawgMo Nestle pure life is disgustinggg
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@maiadidntwakeup
maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Pete Davidson looks like a cigarette
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maia โ˜†๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Went to the park at nighttime and saw soo many cats :3
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