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The guy obsessed w/ Carlos Vela’s coffee order ☕️.

Joined July 2015
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@mahooroh
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Day 1 of owning a Carlos Vela Bobblehead. Thank you @LAFC 🖤💛
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2 years
Last two players to score for Mexico in the World Cup.
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I still wanna know what half of y’all do for work and what y’all’s PTO looks like. And are y’all hiring? ☹️
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Every stadium feels like home. 🔥🔊 Good morning, Los Angeles.
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Me after I sell my LAFC vs Miami tickets this season
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2 years
This star is all I wanted for my birthday. Thanks @LAFC 🖤💛
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3 years
Worst giveaway I’ve ever seen.
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Arrive early. ✈️ The first 10,000 fans at @BancStadium will receive an #LAFC Luggage Tag courtesy of @Delta .
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Before I go, it’s gotta be said. This man was basically the only guy who truly showed up today. Only guy on this squad that knows how to play a fucking final. Grande La Muralla. 🇨🇴
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3 years
Holy shit bro Queretaro and Atlas should just be kicked out of the fucking league. This shit is wild.
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2 years
LAFC and Galaxy rosters looking thin…hear me out: Vela vs Chicharito boxing match at the Rose Bowl.
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1 year
Did LAFC win today? 🥲
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2 years
I can rewatch that Gareth Bale goal forever. Thanks Apple TV.
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2 years
If you weren’t with me at my Fito Zelaya, you don’t deserve me at my Gareth Bale.
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2 years
Yo Galaxy season ticket holders, you know what y’all should do to REALLY stick it to your FO? Resell your tickets for your next home game at dirt cheap prices so there are potentially more away fans. That’ll really show em! Who y’all play next week anyway? 👀
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1 year
Happy Anniversary to the Sons of Bale 🖤💛
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11 months
Chiellini te amo wey 🖤💛
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. @chiellini leading the celebrations as Western Conference Champs! 🎊 @LAFC // Audi #MLSCupPlayoffs
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Actual top 5 MLS Rivalries 1. Me vs My Sobriety at LAFC games 2. Me vs the urge to buy a hotdog outside the stadium. 3. Me vs BMO Stadium Security that makes me poor my can into a cup. 4. Me vs my wallet @ LAFC HQ 5. LAFC vs San Diego FC
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My top 5 MLS rivalries: 1. LA Galaxy vs LAFC 2. Portland Timbers vs Seattle Sounders 3. NYRB vs NYCFC 4. Columbus Crew vs FC Cincinnati 5. San Jose Earthquakes vs LA Galaxy Agree? Disagree?
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1 year
DAY 11 of asking @LAFC for a Carlos Vela Bobblehead. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY. ITS LAFC MATCHDAY. AND THE BIGGEST IN THE HISTORY OF OUR CLUB SO FAR. VAMOS POR TODO CABRONES. TO EVERYONE IN LEON TONIGHT, LET EM HERE US. WE ARE LOS ANGELES 🖤💛
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7 years
Pierce didn’t want his night overshadowed by IT and he got overshadowed by the entire new Cavs line up. Lol.
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7 months
Oof 💀
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I can’t ever imagine spending my money on merch essentially dedicated to my rivals???
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2 years
People got leg room, arm room, all types of room in that supporter section
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#LAGalaxy ’s Tifo today is of a Galaxy player starring down a SJ Earthquakes player and on the back of of jersey it says “Smurf”
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Fucking clowns better never use 3252 footage to promote their league again.
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Major League Soccer today announced sanctions against Los Angeles Football Club following serious misconduct by the LAFC fan supporter group 3252 prior to the Audi MLS Cup Playoff match against Houston on December 2. Full statement:
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@mahooroh
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7 months
They spent 150k on this? Glad our FO ripped em off lmao 😂
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1 year
Smoking that Philly/MLS pack. NOS VEMOS EN LA FINAL PERROS
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Day 24 of asking @LAFC if we could please have a bobblehead based on the guy who has fathered the MLS for the past 6 years and even scored the game winner last night. Happy Fathers Day to the dads in the #LAFC familia. Y’all have a good one.
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🕯️ DAY 10 🕯️ OF ASKING @LAFC 🕯️ FOR A 🕯️ CARLOS VELA 🕯️ BOBBLEHEAD 🕯️
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Idgaf if I’m a victim of marketing, IF GIORGIO WANTS TO SEE MORE OF US OUT THERE THAN THEM YALL BETTER PULL TF UP AND BLACKOUT THE MF ROSE BOWL
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One week until we take on @LAGalaxy at @RoseBowlStadium . See you there. 🫡
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Day 2 of asking @LAFC , can we please have a Carlos Vela Bobblehead?
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@mahooroh
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11 months
Gonna start the 2523 in the South End next season and we’re gonna do Northgate Horchata Showers.
@brn_slippy
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That one dude that has been trying to start a group in the south end for six years looking at all of this right now #LAFC
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11 months
What a game from Cracklitos tonight. No matter what, bring him back please. He NEEDS to retire here. 🖤💛
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El Rey 👑
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No time to ask for bobbleheads today. I want something else from @LAFC today: ITS THE BIGGEST MATCHDAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE CLUB. I WANT 90+ FROM OUR BOYS ON THE FIELD, AND I PROMISE WE’LL GIVE Y’ALL THAT FROM THE STANDS. I WANT TO ADD THAT DAMN CUP TO THE CABINET! LFG! VAMOS!
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1 year
LAFC wins Campeones Cup, and nobody will care. LAFC loses Campeones Cup, and we’ll hear all about it 😂 We have a chance to put a trophy in the cabinet vs a very good Tigres team. That should be more than enough of a reason to get to the Banque tonight. LFG 🖤💛
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This weekend I learned y’all just a buncha haters and I won’t be bothered. 😌 These 5 years have been the best of my life so far. I love this club, & I love this community. #LAFC
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Galaxy fans throwing shit at Vela, fuck the Galaxy chant in response, followed immediately by Ryan’s goal off Vela’s corner…oof 💦 it was perfect
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Marceline is Black and Gold 🖤💛 😂 @LAFC
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Sons of Bale, don’t forget to wish your daddy a Happy Fathers Day. #DOOP #LAFC
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Goodmorning to my Western Conference Champion Family 🖤💛 To the rest of MLS Twitter, there’s a message for you at the end of this video. ☺️
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Whole stadium doing the fuck the Galaxy chant was lit af.
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They’re praying for our downfall. It’s us against the world. Just the way I like it.
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Watching Miami “fans” get rejected by security in the northend is kinda hilarious.
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Both sides of El Traffico have so many cornballs.
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1 year
Aight. Day 20 of asking @LAFC for a Carlos Vela Bobblehead. Gave y’all a break yesterday cause I didn’t wanna think about Saturday 😢 but it’s a new week so WE MOVE.
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Good morning Los Angeles and @LAFC Day 1 of officially asking, can we please have a Carlos Vela bobblehead?
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1 year
It was worth it 😭
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Good morning Los Angeles and @LAFC Day 1 of officially asking, can we please have a Carlos Vela bobblehead?
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Hope everyone on #LAFC Twitter is able to get one. 🖤💛
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Day 8: @LAFC let us get that Vela Bobblehead please
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Day 27 of asking @LAFC if we could please have a Carlos Vela bobblehead? Leave your guesses of Vela’s coffee order in the replies 👇🏽
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1 year
Damn they took all of Victoria Block to Austin, that’s wild.
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@mahooroh
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9 months
Came to LA, did what he had to do, and left. Thank you for everything @KellynAcosta 🖤💛
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@ChicagoFire
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Officially official 😤 ¡Bienvenido al Fire Acosta! 🔥 #cf97 | @KellynAcosta
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1 year
Heads up all you Carson, Sons of Bale, and other MLS fans, your new alternate jersey is only $90
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Day 19 of asking @LAFC if we could PLEASE have a Carlos Vela Bobblehead? It’s also an LAFC MATCHDAY LFG TIME TO BRING BACK 3 POINTS FROM TEXAS 🔥
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Your front office sure as hell does. 🥴
@LAGalaxy310
LA Galaxy 310 𝕏
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. @LAFC 🤏🏽 no one knows who you are.
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@mahooroh
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4 years
We getting #FreeAtuesta trending or what?
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Day 21. Carlos Vela Bobblehead. Please @LAFC 🖤💛
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Nvm I got it.
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Bro how do I fit this into my header?
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This tifo went too hard to lose like that
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FINISH 'EM. #LAFC x @LAFC3252
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It’s Day 17 of asking @LAFC if we could please have a Carlos Vela Bobblehead? And if you’re one of these “FueraVela” bozos, you’re not allowed to have one. Don’t touch em. Leave em at the gate when the club is handing em out. I’m looking at you @ElBorregoal
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Happy Friday y’all. It’s day 6 of asking @LAFC , could we please have a Carlos Vela Bobblehead? Feliz Viernes de Vela! 🕯️
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LAFC announcing Vela, Bounga extension, Benzema, Modric, the return of Bale, and the ghost of Maradona today. LFG.
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Yall popped 2 Flares at the Rose Bowl and thought you were hard lmfao.
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LAFC: we got tickets at 10 Also LAFC: sike
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Was considering selling my tickets for the Miami game if I wasn’t feeling well. Fuck that. Don’t want Messi fuckbois chanting his name in LA. If I can stop 2 of em, I’d rather my spots be empty.
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At this point, I’m pullling up to the LAFC training facilities. Pretty sure we need all the depth we can get.
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It’s #VelaViernes and Day 18 of asking @LAFC can we please have a Carlos Vela Bobblehead?
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Aight we’ve brushed off Sundays L. Day 15 of asking @LAFC if we can please have a Carlos Vela Bobblehead?
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Chiellini is the fucking greatest LMFAO.
@pasefiltrado
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CHIELLINI, ¿QUITÁNDOLE “PAYASO🤡” A RIQUI PUIG @RiquiPuig ? En la entrevista que brindaba el español, luego de la victoria de #LAGalaxy (0-2) sobre #LAFC . #GiorgioChiellini salió y gritó: “payaso”. ¿A @LAFC no le cayó en gracia la celebración de #Puig al estilo #Messi ?
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@mahooroh
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If you think I’m booing Macdaddy, you’re fucking crazy. That man won us our first fucking cup. During the game, he’s an enemy, but before and after, that man has ALL my respect. Love you @jmacdaddy77 🖤💛
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I’m good bro I already got your girls 😤
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@mahooroh Someone get double chin a bra 🤡🤣
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My heart 🖤💛 😭
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We got one waiting for you, @mahooroh . 😉
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Day 26 of asking @LAFC if we can please have a Carlos Vela bobblehead? I feel like I should add more to these posts, but what?
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1 year
I see this video, I retweet. Simple as that.
@jeffrueter
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Just thinking back to being in-house for this beauty, which was the final goal of Gareth Bale’s club career. MLS is truly unlike anything else.
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Giving away TWO GA Tickets to tomorrows game vs @Rayados in the Rose Bowl. Reply to this tweet with a pic of you at a game this season, or some of your LAFC gear/merch, honestly anything just kinda proving you’re an LAFC fan. #LAFC
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Day 22 of asking @LAFC for a Carlos Vela bobblehead? It’s game day. Feels like a good day for revenge.
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Good morning LAFC fam and my LAFC only. ☀️
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We’re never beating the allegations 😂
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CHIVAS
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❤️ EL MÁS QUERIDO 🤍
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@mahooroh
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@xo_GlenCoco Dang how’d LAFC fans get into NYRB Supporters Section?
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1 year
I quit after like 30 days or something, but imma pretend I had something to do with this. Thanks @LAFC 🖤💛
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Good morning #LAFC Fam 🖤 Day 4 of asking @LAFC : Can we please have a Carlos Vela Bobblehead?
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I don’t think I’ve ever heard a crazier pop in my life tbh.
@TickPick
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What was the loudest crowd pop in sports history?
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@mahooroh
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9 months
Yo @LAFC admin, how we feeling about this one for the outfit of the day?
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@mahooroh
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1 year
Yo @LAFC make it happen
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨 World Cup champion Ángel Di Maria is now officially available as free agent. El Fideo leaves Juventus with immediate effect. Benfica are dreaming of Di Maria’s return but there are several options available, no decision yet. Open race.
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GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT @LAFC
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Transfer News Live
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🚨 Antoine Griezmann is available for €15m this summer because of a clause in his contract. 😳🇫🇷📋💰 Several European and American teams have positioned themselves. (Source: @footmercato )
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Day 7 of asking @LAFC : can we please have a Carlos Vela Bobblehead?
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@mahooroh
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This is probably the greatest video ever created. No bias. Buenas Noches Los Angeles.
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3-0 Mood 🔊
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@mahooroh
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In case y’all got trolls and haters on the TL today don’t forget to use this one #LAFC
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Murillo playing like a man who ain’t trying to lose his starting job I fucking love it.
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5 years
LAFC fans gotta put our money where our mouth is. If a Liga MX side comes to the Banc and y’all ain’t wearing black...idk what to tell y’all man. Wondering how many Leon jerseys we gonna see come February.
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Me pondering what flavor wings I’m getting at MC.
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1 year
If it’s an LAFC jersey, it’s fine. The amount of other jerseys I saw last night was ridiculous. PSG, Argentina, Barca, Liverpool, Chivas, USMNT to name a few. Ridiculous.
@ElBorregoal
Børregø
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No other color but black should be allowed in the north end. Seeing so many green and white jerseys in there just throws it off
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2 years
Nobody tell my mom… @LAFC #12DaysOfLAFC
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11 months
Weird way to spell gold.
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@FOXSoccer
FOX Soccer
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Black & Gold vs. Black & Gold ⚫️🟡 Who does it better?
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This man NEEDS to retire here. Give him what he wants til he says he’s done with the game. Es nuestro idolo. Nuestra leyenda.
@ivanthecreatorr
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I know time is running out, but please @LAFC sign Carlos Vela. He’s already a legend, but he has more to give us. One last dance.
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Yo admin, imma need like 10 more of these and Velas coffee order to get over the pain from today.
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‘Tis the season 📦
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Spent 100k on one smoke bomb yikes PINCHES VENDE HUMOS ME LA PELAN
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🐉 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ⛳️
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Who’s got that one @FabrizioRomano tweet?
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It hurts to say, but I won’t be making the trip to Columbus. To everyone making the trip to MLS Cup, rep the crest w/ pride. And BRING THAT SHIT HOME 🖤💛
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Who’s starting the LAFCPigeon Twitter page?
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Day 16 of asking @LAFC to hijack this Messi deal… lol jk. We’d like a Carlos Vela Bobblehead instead please 🙏🏽
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2 years
Aight Sub Vela and Chiqui out and send em home with Ilie, we’re done here. @LAFC
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