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⚽️ lover & supporter. Tweeting to fill the void. Proud @lachelseablues club rep. Hablamos español.

Joined April 2017
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Friend just sent this from SoFi not too long ago. Costa Rica supporters chanting “Where are the sons of bitches that were gonna beat us?” in Spanish Long live CONCACAF shithousery 😭☠️😂 #CopaAm èrica2024 #CostaRica #Brazil
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LIGA MX FINAL HALFTIME SHOW>
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“You look lonely.....”
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@Qatari And this is what happens when you try to buy it out
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Bad Bunny flew over the crowd, down to a platform in the middle of the crowd to play La Canción acoustic with José Feliciano 😭 #Coachella
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WATCHING THE DODGERS SHIT THE BED EVEN WORSE THAN LAST YEAR LIKE…..
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AND NOW IT’S THE VENEZUELAN SUPPORTERS DOING THE “WHERE ARE THE SONS OF B*TCHES WHO WERE GONNA BEAT US?” AT SOFI TONIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 #CopaAmerica2024
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Santiago Gimenez getting engaged, Vela having the time of his life in Hawaii, Chicha letting it out on COD…..all while the #Mexico national team falls apart, goalless & faces a group stage exit for the first time in 28 years under Tata Martino. Man…..😭 #FIFAWorldCup #MEX
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@realStanVG True, for the Clippers they should use “Los Valen Verga” instead
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@SomosAnalistas_ Este guey 💯
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While Mexico is in Qatar, Chicharito is out here telling COD players to suck his dick 😭😂
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@Qatari I’d be angrier about dropping 4 billion on a tournament and getting bounced in the group stages
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THE LOS ANGELES FOOTBALL CLUB ARE THE 2022 MLS CUP CHAMPIONS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤 #LAFC
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Mexico vs Argentina el Sabado, El que pierda se queda con Funes Mori 🙌🏽😂 #FIFAWorldCup
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@Canelo La unica vez que Messi le falto el respeto a Mexico fue en la cancha con un golazo en el 07. Ayer simplemente se estaba quitando la bota
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Beckham really looked back at this & said f*ck it, I’m getting #Messi
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“You look lonely.....”
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Me when I managed to sign my talented homie onto our godforsaken hangover Sunday squad sitting in dead last
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Carlos Vela prioritizing his family, club & mental health over the most insanely toxic era for the Mexican National Team King.
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Correction: Ricky Puig went from playing in Barca to missing penalties against #LAFC ‘s third string keeper, then celebrating a goal like Messi against Madrid except he was playing against a bunch of teenagers & reserves.
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Ricky Puig went from playing in Barca to missing penalties against #LAFC ‘s third string keeper.
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RT to terrify an MLS Supporter
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2 years
The moment this went in I fucking cried my eyes out I love this game.
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3 years
@CursedFootball Context: Spurs lost to Tacos de Ferreira
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Mexico to face Ecuador…..at the airport….on the way home 😔
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6 years
Sylvester Stallone retiring as rocky got me pretty emotional.
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4 months
100 thousand dollars & endless twitter insults later, #LAFC wins it 2-1
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1 year
Totally overlooked the newest addition to the championship banners at the BMO. Well done, #LAFC 🙌🏽 🏆
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Fuck you #LAFC
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@MLS_PR
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Major League Soccer today announced sanctions against Los Angeles Football Club following serious misconduct by the LAFC fan supporter group 3252 prior to the Audi MLS Cup Playoff match against Houston on December 2. Full statement:
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Landon Donovan gives absolute zero fucks, & you know what, I respect that 😭😂
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2 years
Alexis Vega should just stay in Europe. Chase the bag king.
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Ilie Sanchez came out and gave the traveling support love for a minute straight. Love this man 🥹 #LAFC
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4 years
Bartender at a local pub out in LA gave me a canister full of these he had collected over the years. Thought this was pretty neat. @VitalVegas @LasVegasLocally
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@MesutOzil1088 @ClubNecaxa @MesutOzil1088 let me introduce you to one of the most traditional sayings of my people: “Que chingue a su madre el America!”
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72,963 record attendance for the #GoldCup final at SoFi, breaking the previous record set by the #LeaguesCup showcase between Chivas/Galaxy LAFC/America in 2022. Los Angeles deserves the World Cup final, man. Futbol city through and through.
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#LAFC FANS SORRY FOR WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY BUT IF WE CLINCH THE SS THIS SEASON I WILL PRINT THIS ON A SHIRT & GIVE THEM AWAY AT A MATCH
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RISE & SHINE LOS ANGELES UNLESS YOU’RE THIS GUY #LAFC
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Loyal Spotify user of 6 years. This update is the biggest fuck you they could’ve ever given me. Right before my birthday too. Smh. #Spotify #spotifyupdate
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Me seeing #LAFC get crowned #CCL champions in Mexico but realizing I can’t go back home after this.
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Vince Staples my motherfucking hero. Where’s renowned sjw lady gaga at? props to john legend as well #SurvivingRKelly
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As Surviving R. Kelly premieres tonight, a reminder that your favorite artist isn’t as brave as 25 year old Vince Staples.
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This man came in and transformed the mentality in our football club, was always on point and was also an incredible human being, and this hurts like fucking hell. Thank you, Max 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺 #LAFC
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People who paid $500 for a ticket when they pull up to the BMO and instead of seeing #Messi they see Pizarro & Yedllin
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Safety officers at sporting events undergo a lot of stressful situations & are often on the crap end of things. It’s really nice to see the opposite here. Such a dope moment. #LAFC
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This is depressing.
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England would get rocked by El Salvador at El Cuscatlan
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Haven’t seen this many Americans on my feed since y’all stormed the Capitol!!!!
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Just leaving this here for tonight 🥹🥲 #LAFC
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PEACOCK IS RUINING THE PREM PEACOCK IS RUINING THE PREM PEACOCK IS RUINING THE PREM PEACOCK IS RUINING THE PREM
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PEACOCK IS COMING TO ROKU. PEACOCK IS COMING TO ROKU. PEACOCK IS COMING TO ROKU. PEACOCK IS COMING TO ROKU.
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Go to sleep bro
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@LAGalaxy310
LA Galaxy 310 𝕏
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Wake up, Levas. Daddy's coming home. 😘 #LAGalaxy #ElTrafico
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Holy shit 😭😭😭
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ilie the last man on the pitch post match, still coming over to greet the supporters & making light of the situation. Just when you thought you couldn’t love this man any more than you do 😭🖤 #LAFC
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OH MY GOD
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@orangecountysc
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OUR COUNTY. OUR HOME. Press Release → For More Info & Ways To Support →
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I will be giving away a ticket to Sunday’s #LAFC match. It’s a seated ticket, nonetheless a ticket. Been a bit bummed out/disillusioned over the last few weeks so hope this makes someone’s week. Not sure what the thought process will be but I’ll figure it out. Happy Monday
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Seriously, don’t believe me? Here you go. Salcedo vales madre
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Mother of cringe 🫣
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#LAFC TAMBIÉN TIENE UN #MESSI UN MESSI MEDIO SIN JUGAR BIEN.
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LOVE THISV🙌🏽😭 Via @LAFC
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“How do you f***ing like us now” - @lafclarry #LAFC
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BOUANGA SCORES, THE FOX THEATER GOES WILD #LAFC
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“EMIR, I SENT THE $25 MILLION TO ANTONIO VALENCIA NOT ENNER”
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Blessed day 🥹🫶🏼 #LAFC
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Tomorrow we kick off our 6th szn of supporting our beloved #LAFC This one means all the more not only because we are the reigning champs but on a personal level, my first season as a season ticket holder 🥹🙌🏽 Beyond blessed. LFG
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The Qataris when they heard Ricky Martin being blasted
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Goodnight #EDC2023
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I’m in fucking shambles, man 🥺
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HOLY SH*T IM FRAMING THIS 😭😭😭 TE AMO CARLITOS
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That one dude that has been trying to start a group in the south end for six years looking at all of this right now #LAFC
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Dodger fans seeing Julio Urías leaving for an #LAFC game on the evening of September 3rd, 2023.
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Vela revealing Kobe sent him a congrats video when he won MLS MVP 😭🥹 #LAFC
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The last time Croatia was eliminated in the group stage, this man was highly responsible ☠️😭
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In remembrance of Paco Villa, here’s his calling of Latif Blessing’s goal for #LAFC against Club America in the CCL in 2020. Feels just like yesterday. Rip 😔
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On a personal note: I have been struggle to commit to sobriety spells for quite a while now, & it had been taking its toll on me. Inspired by our #LAFC victory, I’m going to be taking on these last 2 months sober. Though it’s the World Cup month, I don’t need the 🍺 to enjoy ⚽️
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@LasVegasLocally They go any deeper they’ll find my hopes & dreams
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Nah lmfao #LAFC
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Left-foot magic 🪄 Messi wins your @ATT Goal of the Matchday.
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Gracias, Chiqui #LAFC
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Ricky Puig, who’s club sits at bottom of #MLS & missed a penalty against #LAFC ‘s 3rd keeper & celebrating a goal against teens & reserved like Messi vs Madrid, is now using footage of a meaningless match to “own” one of the most iconic defenders in world football.
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Messi heard about Lletget cheating on Becky G at halftime and said
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Could think of one or two things #LAFC
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Who do you think of when you see the @PhilaUnion logo? 🤔
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@LAFC RUN ITTTTTTT
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Your best player celebrated a W against a bunch of teenagers like if he scored at the Bernabeu to win the league. Please shut the fuck up.
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LIL CASPER 562🇸🇻🇺🇸
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@LAFC_X Beating a depleted team where 6 of our starters are injured y’all are the real payasos
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SOMEONE CHECK IN
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Drip secured 🙌🏽🖤 #LAFC
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@ChelseaFC Nicest guy ever. Gave the time to greet & take pictures with everyone.
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Solid away day. #LAFC
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Chivas will play America in the first ever Liga MX league match to be played in the USA. The match is to be played Saturday September 14, in California. Also, that day, Galaxy vs #LAFC in Carson, CA. Either terrible scheduling blunder, or massive opp for a double header.
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Not sure if tomorrow is the final time we will see Carlos Vela in an LAFC kit, but for now, I’m beyond thankful for everything this man brought to our city and our club. A true professional & a wonderful human being. Now let’s hope he leads us to otro pinche trofeo 🥹 #LAFC
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All my Salvi homies at the moment 🇺🇸 #GoldCup2023
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I DON’T KNOW WHAT HONDURAS IS CRYING ABOUT. THEY LITERALLY SPENT THE MAJORITY OF THE MATCH WASTING TIME, THEATRICS, COMMITTING FOULS, KEEPER ALONE KILLED 9+ MINS.
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New signing Freduard Batuesta will be featuring in tomorrow’s lineup for the CCL final after clearing a mandatory quarantine period. Via Tiwired on Reddit
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2024 #LAFC anthem jacket looking cozy.
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ME WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO CUT OFF THE $5 BEERS #LAFC
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GOOD MORNING #LAFC FAM. IT’S THE START OF A NEW SEASON. NEW HOPES. NEW CHANTS. ANOTHER SEASON OF QUESTIONABLE FINANCIAL DECISIONS, TRAUMA BONDING, UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR OUR BLACK & GOLD, & ENDLESS HANGOVERS & GOOD TIMES. LETS F*CKING GO.
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Ricky Puig went from playing in Barca to missing penalties against #LAFC ‘s third string keeper.
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me looking at everyone I’ve helped out with LAFC tickets over the years either go silent or price gauge me for a ticket for Friday
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BONJOUR, KYLIAN #LAFC
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Me on the Silver Line early in the AM popping off #LAFC chants & waking the tweakers from El Monte up
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Love & Respect, stadium chanted his name. #LAFC
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Been there, done that 😴 #LAFC (hope nobody takes this too seriously lmao)
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I’m going to frame this
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I will round up the Twitter community and pay for his fee and drive him to the airport myself #LAFC
@MundoSegunda_
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📁🚨 El Sporting de Gijón estaría muy cerca de cerrar la incorporación de 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐙𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐙. Las negociaciones con LAFC estarían muy avanzadas y el delantero llegará cómo cedido hasta final de temporada. El jugador tenía mucho cartel en España. Vía @__AngelGarcia__
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#LAFC kit police…..is this okay to wear Tuesday? Asking for a friend.
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