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@TheAlyxChicago

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Follow my new account! @alyxchi | Chicago's catalyst for erotic evolution, edging minds & bodies since 2011 | Substack:

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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Edging is about intimacy. (thread) 1/4 It's no secret that I harbor a great love for playing a man's body like an instrument. To deliberately stoke his flame & experiment with how many times I can bring him to the edge & back is the most arousing game. And to my lovers, the...
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Referencing your wife when talking abt your life is normal. She’s a part of it. I ask abt your watch & you say she bought it for you? Nice! You calmly say you’re fighting a lot & need perspective? I’ll lend an ear. But I will *not* tolerate you saying awful, gross things abt her.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Another beautiful braless day in Chicago!
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
8 months
Uber black driver delivering me home from my 24h date started crying. The streets are hellish, his nerves are shot, and it also felt like something else is going on. Tipped him this. Please do whatever you can within your capacity to be a decent and respectful human today.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Long legs, big heart, warm energy. ☺️
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Relatedly: Who’s flying me and my little black dress somewhere in August?
@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
I’ve had so many trips fall through for reasons beyond anyone’s control and honestly? I’m okay with it. My clients have made the appropriate payments and I remain in Chicago to work on my myriad projects, fitness, etc. Nothing wrong with a relaxing June.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Broke a few hearts today.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Happy Monday! A little no bra coffee run to start the week off right. 😋
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
10 months
Today, a highly accomplished adult man showered, dressed, put on his winter boots and jacket, and pulled me in for a til next time kiss... only for me to ask "Is that your dress shirt in the bathroom?" He'd only put on his sweater! Hopping into bed w me will rewire your brain.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
11 months
Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regularly. Get tested regu
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
.... Methinks I'm shadow banned again. Can anyone see this? 🙃
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
The real girlfriend experience is giving you a thumbs up or a high five after we both cum and saying “go team!” No. Seriously. The more I like you, the more inclined I am to instinctively do that.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Relatedly, I'm addicted to sitting atop a man's chest w my perfect 🍑 mere inches from his face. Touching & teasing as his hands explore my terrain. Seeing.. 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨.. him respond to the strength & weight of my body + the softness of my touch is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
A slow, sensually teasing and intuitive handjob is often overlooked and underrated.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
My biggest kink? Leading men astray.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Edging is about intimacy. (thread) 1/4 It's no secret that I harbor a great love for playing a man's body like an instrument. To deliberately stoke his flame & experiment with how many times I can bring him to the edge & back is the most arousing game. And to my lovers, the...
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
9 months
You are worth every desire that blossoms in your heart!
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
10 months
Just parted ways with my lover after a blissful three hours. Enjoying a light bite and catching up on emails. Is my reply (R) to this inquiry appropriate? Please LMK so I can press send.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
I like men who eat me out and make me c*m after I make -them- c*m. I like to rub the stickiness all over my tits while they get me off. 🙂
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Have a beautiful and peaceful Sunday!
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
8 months
Client unwilling to screen: "I am crushed as I don't use real world info for this as you might expect... Not looking for any issues but.... Is there or are there any options to get past this we might be able to discuss?" Me:
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
6 years
PSA Remember to lock the hotel room door before sexy time! Esp kinky sexy time 😈 A housekeeping lady now knows that you can use a hitachi magic wand on a mans cock while sitting on his face 😂 Thank god this is a fly me to you & I’ll never set foot in this hotel again! 😂
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
I've a soft spot for men who've never done this before. Their energy is powerful & belies the magnitude of their decision. Copious reflection & research has lead them to me. To my bed. They trust me, and I reward their trust with reciprocated desire & everything they've missed.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
5 years
This is my last post re: the Coronavirus / SW CLIENTS - If you feel comfortable visiting SWers, do. - If you don't feel comfortable, don't. - If you can Cashapp / etc in place of visiting, do. - If you can't (due to $$ or discretion), don't. - DO NOT PREY on the vulnerable.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
“𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎? 𝚆𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜?” 🪶
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
"You're 38? You look like you're 28." isn't a compliment. A few reasons why: - I wasn't this hot at 28. - What do you suppose a 38yo *should* look like? - There are 68yo women hotter than I. I get it. I don't look my age. But ..
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
4/4 ... honored to be a vessel for such experiences, was reflecting on this tonight, and wanted to share! 💫🥰
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
8 months
The happiness you put into the universe will always make its way back to you. ✨
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
I love the trend of men in their 20s to mid-30s booking companions. I've met some *lovely* younger guys since 2020 who see companions because they are rightfully tired / wary of hookup culture. Feeling like Mrs. Robinson is just the cherry on top.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
He called this my Divine Feminine Power Outfit and I’m inclined to agree. What do you think? 😌
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
height thread: 5’8
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Your hands know where to wander. It is, after all, basic instinct.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
1/3 The discourse about dating/sw made me realize something abt my current relationship: As an escort, dating someone w a highly analytical job/brain is an asset. He sees the value - emotionally & $ - in what I do. He doesn't fetishize Alyx. Our convos abt boundaries are concise.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
10 months
One outcall booked for each day of next week's polar vortex? Doesn't faze me one bit. I'm ready to show this polar vortex who's boss. 😤
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
He loves my circuitous stories, and I’m a sucker for his sincerity. (And his strong, capable hands.)
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
One of my super powers is owning nipples so pronounced & permanently hard that I can wear the darkest of shirts, sans bra, and it’s utterly obscene.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Used a man’s body as a surface for f’king one of my girlfriends for the first time today & absolutely recommend. 1. gently restrain him 2. position her across his torso on all fours 3. sensually take her from behind while he is teased by it all Bonus points for mirrors. 😈
@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Going to bed early tonight so I can get up and eat @AudreyDavisCHI for breakfast.😋
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
🧵1/2 You can always tell we're in the midst of a crisis (COVID, recession) when the predators start emailing. Men who assume everyone is willing to forego screening / be subjected to danger in the interest of making a $. It's sick. And what's worse is not everyone can say no.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Like how my new dress hugs my kettlebell booty? 🥰
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Companions: Think of your most longterm client. The person you've seen for the longest period of time. How many years have you know them? 🙂
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Putting 75% cash down on a dream condo is the biggest thing I’ve ever done to vanquish my financial traumas. Exposure therapy in the form of an asset / income potential. No the $ didn’t disappear. The $ simply exists in the form of a few walls, a roof, granite & stainless steel.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
10 months
2024 will be the year men stop motor boating my pussy when I tell them I'm close. First, it ruins my orgasm. Second, I've spent the last X number of minutes coaching you on what I like & I'm nearly there so WHY pull out the straight-from-a-porno move @ that critical moment?😭
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
I did it. Booked one of my favorite rooms for two nights. Nothing but self-care, napping, writing, reading, room service and masturbation. 🙂
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Clients who empower us to be the strongest, happiest and most inspired versions of ourselves facilitate our attraction of new and equitably impactful clients. Positivity supports positivity which attracts positivity.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Legs engineered to maximize pleasure.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Clients: A lesson in how NOT to reply when a companion writes “I’d love to get an idea of your taste in restaurants.” 😃
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Can I be your Wonder Woman?🦸🏻‍♀️
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
He may or may not have been gently tied to the bed while I took this.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Woke up to a 6h booking request from a man who found me via google search, who penned the loveliest introduction, and who provided the maximum number of IRL screening materials. What a lovely start to the week! 🥰
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Who else is back at the gym today? 😘
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
1/3 Because I find myself in yet another relationship, I feel compelled to repeat that healthy dating as a sex worker is 100% possible. He knew all about Alyx from day one, well before he summoned the courage to ask me out. He neither fetishizes nor questions it. He respects
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
A man is flying into Chicago for the express purpose of seeing me tonight and his flight is delayed. While this is less than ideal - while I really hope the rest of his journey goes smoothly - I am looking forward to giving him a nice relaxing massage and helping him unwind. :)
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
It's gonna be a good week! 😈
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
A slow, sensually teasing and intuitive handjob is often overlooked and underrated.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
3/4 ...& languorously touching them, connecting w them, reading & responding to their breath - to be the recipient of such a deliberate giving of intimacy - reminds them that their pleasure matters & that their body matters. Writing more abt this in my new blog, but I'm...
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Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
2/4 ...experience is profound. Yes, it is physically pleasurable & exponentiates the eventual release. But most of the men I see are grieving the loss of / have given up on marital intimacy. So to experience the palpable desire of a partner who is genuinely invested in slowly...
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Who wore it better?
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Hi! Not on here much right now. Just going with the flow, embracing exciting opportunities, and enjoying this beautiful late summer. Hope all is well in your world. 😘
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Do you ever get horny by walking past a certain hotel bc of the memories contained within? Just me?
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
What’s the title of my scandalous 50’s pulp novel?
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Have a beautiful weekend! 😘
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Do you think I look pretty in this grainy, low-light pic? 😂😍
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Went into my plastic surgeon convinced I needed more filler in my chin / jaw line. She declined, stating she felt ethically obligated to tell me I don’t need it and reminding me that I deal w a degree of body dysmorphia. I love her! The 🌍 needs more plastic surgeons like her.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
I rarely book 24h FMTYs w new men, but I just did because he: . sent an intro note that was sweet, hilarious, succinct & committed . immediately sent 3 forms of ID . & pitched an itinerary belying his having scoured every corner of my twitter & site Can't wait to meet, G! 🥰
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
This posterior turns 39 on May 15th, and my birthday wishlist is now live on my site! 🥰
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Oh. Hi. 😉
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
A hydrated harlot moments before she had her way with an equally horny human. 💦
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
7 months
Forty days til forty and feeling so adored - thank you! ♡
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
I've always cancelled dates @ the first inkling of a negative gut reaction, and anymore, that encompasses far more than it used to. I'm more adept at picking up on the most nuanced hints of boundary pushing. My standards are higher. It's working.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Stop posting blacklist screen shots to Twitter. Stop posting blacklist screen shots to Twitter. Stop posting blacklist screen shots to Twitter. Stop posting blacklist screen shots to Twitter. Stop posting blacklist screen shots to Twitter. And finally! Stop posting blacklist sc
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Have a beautiful day! 😘
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Did people actually used to refer to blowjobs as "hummers" or am I experiencing some sort of Mandela effect scenario?
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
9 months
Now imagine you're in that hand.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Woke up to my first female client date request. She is one half of a couple I adore, and I'm over the moon! 🥰
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
Being able to positively influence the lives of my clients makes me happy! I know who I am, feel things brightly, and live unabashedly. And I laugh 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵. Giving the men in my orbit the power to do the same feels amazing. 😊
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
I just received a booking request from someone whom I already respect immensely. Obviously not going into details, but .. It made my day, it confirmed that I am attracting the exact people I want, and I am smiling. 🙂
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
Finished the last leg of my move into my gorgeous new home. 🥰 I’ve never owned anything this beautiful before. Can’t wait to have a cocktail and watch the sun set tonight!
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
I don't know. I think I'd rather squeeze these kettlebell sculpted thighs around your face... 😋
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
2 years
A surefire way to have a good Monday? Spend it in bed! (But not your own bed, because that would be boring.)
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
8 months
That feeling when a client you haven't seen in years - but w whom you used to spend endless hours - returns because can no longer resist the gravitational pull.
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
8 months
"Come to me when you want to celebrate your accomplishments with a girlfriend who shares in your joy or when you're ready to try something new. Let's toast to it all or tear it all down, gorging on pleasure as we explore ourselves, each other, and our world." -me, on my site🙂
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
3 months
you can start by kissing me here.
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