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@madsmotionless

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is ur gf single?

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Joined April 2012
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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The next person I date either has to marry me or kill me I can’t keep doing this
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me hearing the ufo news
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@POGlMON
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This edible ain’t shit!!!!!!
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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I-
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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Me and who
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
Patrick Warburton
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@RoyReadsManga
Roy📚
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What voice actor crushed a role so hard that nobody else will be able to live up to it?
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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having depressed friends is stressful
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
Nice tweets babe they really show how neglected you were as a child
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 years
BREAKING NEWS: Queen Elizabeth does a kick flip and yells “SIKE BITCHES”. Prince Charles dies from sadness knowing he’ll never have the crown
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
me and who
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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He died doing what he loved, fumbling bad bitches
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
friendly reminder
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
10 months
hump day or whatever
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 months
Noooo babe idc about girth master you’re forklift certified that’s what matters
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
@OKWildlifeDept the goose that wrote this:
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@AndrewHilaryUS
Andrew Hilary 🇵🇸
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Qt this with a tattoo of a celebrity you’ve got on your body forever
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
@alysmd That nose doesn’t lie
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
me after laughing at a mans joke
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11 months
Good morning
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
6 months
may I offer an ass pic during these troubling times
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
11 months
woke up again unfortunately
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 months
Star war day or something
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
10 months
me and my future husband apologizing after laughing at your kid getting a soccer ball straight to the face at full force
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
4 months
if you consume enough nicotine and caffeine early in the morning you only need to buy dinner groceries, follow me for more money saving tips
@nbcwashington
NBC4 Washington
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Millennials and Gen-Zers are pulling in bigger paychecks, but much of their spending power is fueling short-term purchases like groceries and vacations, not savings.
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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yeah sex is great but have you ever sat in a dark room wondering why you’ll never be enough
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 years
@Timtherimman @Roysenotes She missed his event and my party because of you
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
10 months
I forgot you guys only like me when I show skin (this cropped weird and I think it’s funny and not fixing it)
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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Wow what pretty snow
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@intensify
𝑳𝒆𝒙 ࿏
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women who get wet from giving head are going straight to heaven idc
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1 year
they said eat the rich and we’re taking it literally
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@citehchris Bestie is 6pm
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
4 months
women amiright
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
3 months
would until the room fucking stinks
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Guys will post a hear me out of the most beautiful girl ever and then a girl will post one and it’s the centipede from James and the giant peach
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 months
Madison vs mads
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Yay it’s finally Friday
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
ur in his DMs, I can’t remember 8 months of last year
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
7 months
5'3 btw
@EkaBakie
Eka Bakie
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Save a turkey, stuff a short girl
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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Man
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@maliktheoracle
MALIK⁉️
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Im about to go back and Like all that horny shit i bookmarked in the dark
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
when my kid was 6 he picked these out and was in love with them until his father bullied him and the light in his eyes died and he never wore them again. STOP being your child’s first bully and let them wear whatever the fuck they want if it makes them happy
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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if this was my gf I’d delete every app on my phone so my attention is always on her I’d rob banks to give her the life she deserves but that’s just me
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
Please Megan
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
6 months
what
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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I can tell a lot of you didn’t grow up with “fend for yourself” dinner nights and it shows
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
4 months
oh
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@memetazaa
gilbert
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@madsmotionless get your money up broke ass
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
this is what I look like btw
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
there might be a little sale for the downfall of twitter in the bio maybe idk I never took marketing
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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@gerge_prentice Mine was “Possibly damaged”
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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@maliktheoracle They can both have any hole at any time any day
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
3 months
ok we did
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3 months
Should I take my child to see Fall Out Boy as his first concert on Easter?
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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Friends: “have you tried hinge?” Me on hinge:
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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@laurenthew0rm WHAT THE FUCK
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@rarecray
Dan
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reasons why i’m single
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3 months
@maliktheoracle Maybe if you did you’d be happier
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
call me titanic the way I’m gonna rail this iceberg
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This is a REAL iceberg off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada. The people need to know.
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
3 months
It’s back to the drawing board fellas 😔🎻
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
7 months
Does anyone else remember this show or am I crazy?
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
11 months
in the gym* working on my fitness* *home *trying not to kms
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
who want me
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
I just bought the best shirt I’ve ever bought
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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when I laugh at a man’s joke this is what it means
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 years
Happy hump day
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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If you look like this hmu
@guideforlovers
Lovers’ Guide 💟
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Men ONLY: Is this fat for you?
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I got hit with the “haha kidding” 🥲
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 years
Good morning if you make fun of my T belly button you hate milfs
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
3 months
I wrestle my mania all the time
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 years
savagexfenty sponsor me for your comfy line
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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Child is staying at his dads tonight, who want me
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 years
damn a lot of you want to see me naked, I thought you followed because I was funny 😔
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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this meal prep is easy
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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Kinda funny Super soaker 3000
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benefits of dating you?
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
8 months
oh word? glasses content unlocked
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@kaichokes
Kai
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the hottest thing a girl can do is wear glasses
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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“He follows girls that don’t even follow him what a loser” yooo pls stfu I do the same they’re so hot
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 months
Hey liv do you like alternative rock and 5'3 racially ambiguous girls?
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Here’s to revenge 🥂
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
just got creampied and he asked “why you on twitter right now”
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
3 months
Me when I get kissed on the forehead
@MissJilianne
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I wonder if Tesla will have something similar?
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1 year
fit check
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 years
37° fit check
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
I’ve been down on myself but starting to remember this is what I look like sometimes
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
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@citehchris carry on then king
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 years
No babe me and my Twitter mutuals are just friends I have NOT seen any of them naked
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
9 months
can I say something without you guys getting mad
@KxrmaNews
kxrma ✰
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damn we really bouta be done for
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1 year
why tf do I stand like this
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
2 years
I wish men over 6' were real
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
1 year
silly little fnaf board (1/3) that I’m in the process of painting that’s already needing to be fixed in numerous spots
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
3 months
I miss her
@THEEDON304
TheeDon
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Put the icing inside the toaster strudel, itwas amazing 😻
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11 months
ok
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ok
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madison (top 0.2% on sudoku)
8 months
Might post boobs tomorrow
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Hooked up with a mutual and he had photograph by nickelback on repeat
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