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Kessi

@madeeeena395

3 months

@soyankeware 引用で「妻の説明不足」って言ってる人がいてさらに目玉が飛び出た。いやそんなまさか。赤ちゃんをお風呂に入れるのにはお湯を使うんだよって説明しないとマジで分からないと言うのか……？キューピー人形を洗うじゃないんだぞ？普段から水風呂の方？

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@madeeeena395

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@pyon22_2 これ実際に割り勘だとか払う払わないだとかは関係なくて、奢る気ないなら口説いてくんなって事よな、そうやんな、

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@madeeeena395

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@sakumama1025 こういう時は「今回だけだよー。今度は何か買っていってね〜😊」と言って割り箸を渡すのがエレガント。高校生は子供で未成年。大人は子供に優しくしないと。

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@madeeeena395

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@soyankeware カサ垢やってて様々な狂人夫を目撃して来たけどこれはなかなかインパクト強いぞww なぜなら自分の腕もその浴槽に浸かってるわけだよね？ww 目視で気付かなかったとかのやつじゃなくて、自分の腕は冷たいって感じてるはずなんだよね！？ww 大人は冷たいけど赤ちゃんはちょうどいいやろ的な‥？怖すぎる

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@614_HSO 「話し合いの選択肢を取った」ってのは個人的にはちょっと違うと思ってて、というのも、サタンはそもそも「闘う」って選択肢が存在せず逃げない以上は話し合うことしか出来なかった。このサタンのスゴいことって、セル戦でもそうだったんだけど「逃げなかったこと」だと思うんだよね。

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@UniKurosawa 見習いたい対応。みんな平等に歳をとるし、自分がその時にどうなっているかなんて誰にもわからない。だから、これから自分のいく先だと思えば誰もが優しい手を差し伸べられるのではないだろうかと思った。優しい世の中になりますように。あまりに心狭い人が溢れる中でも。

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Who is Ahmad jarere that graduated from chemical engineering department of BUK 2017?your girlfriend has finished you inside keke napep😭i don't even want to talk of the mouth odor path.

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@occyo444 ウチのお隣さん、庭でBBQする時は「気にしなくていいですよ」と毎度言ってくれているが、とりあえずお声は掛けるようにしている。洗濯物しまう時もあれば、しまわない時もあるが、大した煙出ないし、ホントにあまり気にしてなさそう。家庭菜園で出来たモノもよくいただくし、よいお隣さんでよかった。

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@madeeeena395

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@UniKurosawa 肯定しながら一緒に探してあげるの、ほんまに優しい。私も次はそうできるようになりたい。母が認知症で自転車2台、どこに停めたかわからなくて…きつく言ってしまったこと、めっちゃ後悔する。負の記憶も忘れてくれてたらいいな…

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Shawarma and chocolate addict don vomit garri 😂

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Why do most girls from the south give birth before marriage?

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@614_HSO これね、サタンが崇高な決意とか覚悟とかべつに持ってないからこその名シーンだと思うんですよね「い、今ならいけるかな…いいよねこのくらい言っても…大丈夫だよね殺されないよね、げっ無理そうゴメンナサイ！　えっマジ？　もう殺さないの？　ひゃっほう！」って人柄だからすんなり入ってくるんだ

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@madeeeena395

3 months

If your phone does not cost up to 600k,you are using GOTV remote🙅.

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@madeeeena395

3 months

A man that is afraid of his wife is called?

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@madeeeena395

2 months

According to Hausa tribe's tradition,a groom must gift his bride a roasted chicken on their first night,what do you gift your wife according to your tradition?

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@madeeeena395

3 months

To the good people of Niger state,i want to sincerely apologize for my recent post,which have caused h¥rt and 0ffense to many of you,and for that I'm sorry. Please know that my intention was not....

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@madeeeena395

2 months

What should be done to an adult that doesn't brush his/her teeth?

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@madeeeena395

2 months

The way some guys are dating so many girls,one day they'll go and date gh0st without knowing 😂.

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Feminists want equality between men and women, but don't support man and woman fight, why please?

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Ladies don't settle for less,if he can't bring at least 12 lefe boxes for your marriage you are just dating a broke a$$🙅

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@madeeeena395

3 months

What do you think can stop both men and women from cheating?

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@nemuri11290 さかなクンが「狭い水槽の中に複数匹魚を入れると、いじめられる子が出てくる。そのいじめられている子を取り出すと、新しくいじめられるターゲットが生まれる」とどこかに書いていたな…

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Sallah is around the corner I can teach you how to k!dnap pot of meat without paying ransom or your mum catching you. But you have to pay ooo Slot 45-100 available

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@madeeeena395

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WEDDING IN ENGLAND Vs NIGERIA ENGLAND Invited : 60 Present at the church: 60 Present at the reception: 58 Gifts: 58 Missing Items: 0

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Do you also find it weird when you see a man with pink as his best color?

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Make una dey tap small small Screen don cost ooo

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@onigiridouga3 秋元先生さすがすぎる、、、やっぱりすごい、めちゃくちゃゆきりんこと理解してるのがこれだけでわかる、

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Heat no go allow person rest, mosquitoes and flies go come join the queue 😁

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Forget about Ahmad jarere,i also dated this handsome guy,he can dress so well and always looking good. But his armpit and mouth dey gba!

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@madeeeena395

3 months

I don't like billing a man but the moment you clearly show me that you can't spend on me, I'll dump you. Period 🙅

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@madeeeena395

2 months

My ex sent me eid Mubarak message on Whatsapp,but towards the end he asked for meat and chin chin. Is that one eid Mubarak message or begging message?

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@madeeeena395

2 months

BAYANKOLE TRIBE WHERE BRIDE’S AUNT MUST HAVE SEX WITH THE GROOM TO TEST HIS POTENCY!!! Marriage in this Bayankole tribe is of great importance as parents derive joy and pride from their children’s marriage.

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@madeeeena395

2 months

I speak for all ladies when I say most of us don't like it when men spend on us🙅.

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@madeeeena395

2 months

In today's society, it's easy to get caught up in the idea of "being a good partner" and blurring the lines between dating and marriage. But let's be real - until he's officially married to you, you're not a wife! So, let's stop performing wifely duties for our boyfriends, shall

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@madeeeena395

2 months

If i gist you something or gossip with you about somebody and you kukuma go and tell another person and that person took the gist to the person we gossiped about, I'll pretend i didn't say anything and act drama there.

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Why do most people think that when you are poor or broke,you have to dress like anyhow ?

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@Eringi__maitake 図ってこれを言うタイミングを作るためにタバコを買いに行くまで計画通りみたいなことをしている男を知っているので逆になんかやましい事でもあるかなと思ってしまう大学時代の周りの男がゴミだっただけであって欲しい

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Stingy guys h @te it when they see a gentleman spending on his babe But I think it's nothing but envy

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@madeeeena395

2 months

What that one thing you don't like about Nigerian leaders?

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Notice to those interested in st£aling sallah meat, training starts tomorrow. Regular --5k VIP---20K the cover of the pot will not make sound

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Dear guys,stop spitting envy words anytime you see other guys spend on their women. The way some of you take it personal one would think they use your money.

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@kusakashinya 板垣恵介の言ってた「アイデアの玉座には一人しか座れない（だからさっさと使わないと超えるアイデアは出ない）」を思い出した。他の先輩の「自分が思いついたものは世界中で三人は思いついていると思え」という言葉も。

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Any man that'd take you to court to pay him all he has spent on you because you two broke up never truly loved you.

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Banana is to monkey Mosquito is to net Butter is to bread Man is to woman Add yours

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@madeeeena395

2 months

What's you favourite part of a chicken? Me: chicken laps

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@madeeeena395

3 months

If na for oyibo film, you go see mad people for clean place, but for kannywood and nollywood mad people always say on top bola (garbage) dey chop bread

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@madeeeena395

2 months

How do you handle colleagues that'd refuse to buy food so that you'll not eat but would expect you to buy so they'd eat yours?

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@madeeeena395

3 months

This guy bought 15k abaya for his girlfriend and was feeling so high because he bought 15k abaya. Ladies please hustle hard and get your own money so that one werey will not raise shoulder for you because of 15 abayomi.

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@madeeeena395

2 months

That island you can't wait to visit with the love of your life? Me: Bora Bora island

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@Narururu_v 配偶者、毎朝「海岸で」が流れるんだけど全然起きないし起きる気配すらないし、起きないくせに延々と且つ永遠と流れ続けて普通に不快な曲認定したんだけどわたしの中で🫠

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@madeeeena395

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@kakikurage 「今時の若いやつってほんと立派だよな」がスタートラインだった作品が数年連載続いて「下の世代の使えないやつはほんと使えねえ！」になってるのを見た時にしか摂取出来ない栄養素があります結局世代関係なく誰でも自分より下の世代の粗は目について仕方ないんだよ

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@madeeeena395

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@mimomimo_sasasa マジレスをすると閉経後は骨粗鬆症発祥しやすくなるから、軽く転んだだけでも骨折してしまったりするだから閉経までに骨を支える筋肉をしっかり付けて、バランス重視した食事をし続けなければいけないとまあ、女として産み落とされただけで詰みではある

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@madeeeena395

2 months

I've noticed that my friends have been nice to me those days,is it because eidul kabir is 16 days away. If its because of meat na fish we go keel for sallah😂

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@madeeeena395

2 months

If hamstercombat goes well ehn,telegram must expand their server the way it can carry all nigerians😂.

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@ookihiroaki なにげに指示を受けてるその最中にも、迷うことなくリアタイで北の塔に向けて複数の砲を同時に指向する砲台の兵士、「通信回路が破壊、モウロとは通信途絶、次級者っぽいから従おう」という柔軟性や統率力がありすぎてあまりにも強いラピュタに行った兵士らはさらに精鋭だったろうから損失デカスギィ

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@madeeeena395

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@twitan0 共同親権法案が通ったらこんな事件が続出しそうで心配だな子どもの安全が保たれる制度にしないと子どもが犠牲になるし共同親権で怖くて誰も子どもを産まなくなるよ

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Arewa has the most cheapest weddings in Nigeria, because in the south it's mandatory for the husband to do everything including furniture. But Arewa guys are always nagging because of lefe (boxes).

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@madeeeena395

2 months

If your bf/gf should take you to his parents house to introduce you to them and his/her mother offered you your favourite delicacies, would you eat?

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@madeeeena395

2 months

You see fufu,eba,amala and jollof rice,I fit starve myself than to eat these.

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@Hokkaido_gan なんて心ないんだろ…亡き父が透析してた。叔母が現在透析してる。透析ね、めちゃくちゃツラいんだよ。苦しんだよ。帰ってきたら毎回具合悪い。確かに送迎付きでありがたいけど、そういうことじゃないんだよ。自分の身体が思うように自由にならない大変さやツラさは自分がなってみないとわからないよ。

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@madeeeena395

3 months

When Americans hear a kitten crying at 1am: "oh poor thing,it must be hungry lemme go get it". Nigerians: witch,my blood is bitter,my bone is so strong,my flesh is sour. Thunder go fire you😂

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@madeeeena395

2 months

What would you do if you hear your intimate friends gossiping about you without knowing you are standing behind them?

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@iori_s214 上の階層の人らはこんな感じなんだよ。体力が凄いし社交性があり勉強量もすごい。しかも運動もできる。階層が違うと出会わ��い。投資銀行、世界的に有名なIT企業の上層、ファンド管理会社、世界的レベルの大学の上の人、国際機関の上はこんな感じ。さらに楽器もうまいし数カ国を話し実家は金持ち

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Couples go just dey do anyhow for street,if i see any mumu doing lovi lovi on the street na stone i go stone then direct.

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@kanbowsan 66って事は、定年後の延長かね。それにしても運行前と運行後の点呼でアルコールチェックするだろうに、酒気帯びでハンドル握ってるとなると… 長距離で仮眠する前に寝酒で一杯やって、起き抜けで走って事故ったんだろうか。 …抜けるワケねえからな。

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@madeeeena395

3 months

If Lagos people are called lagosians Kano people kanawa Abia people abians What are people from ondo and eboyi called?

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Scientifically,I'm supposed to eat chicken and technologically gulp it down with cold yoghurt,but financially shishi i no get 😭.

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Not all b @d dreams are spiritual att @cks , sometimes you need to wash your pillow cases and bedsheets regularly 😂.

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@madeeeena395

2 months

5 million naira or 100 c0ws? Choose wisely 👂

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@madeeeena395

2 months

If your mother should catch you st£aling meat, reply as minister of defense 😂

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Napep riders are so gr££dy,can you imagine this man joined me and two fat fat women on just seats of 3 people like me😭,and the fat women were asking me to shift.

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@madeeeena395

1 month

As petrol don cost,small trip them go say bring so so amount. My great great great grandparents had been trekking for years no matter how far the place is and they died strong. Nothing go do me if I trek...i no go climb anything again till petrol price drop.

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Cikin wey fat Fatima Pikin wey tall tola Pikin wey short shola Pikin wey get long teeth titilayo Pikin wey dem born for barrack?

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@emo__moe 開けてます！お立ち寄りください！の言葉の後に予約がいっぱいになったのだとしたら、それをSNSで発信するべきなんだよ Twitterがそんなに嫌ならインスタでそれもしないで「お客さんが来ない」は厳しいよな、ここまでしてくれたお客さんをこの扱いじゃ

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@madeeeena395

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@ttttiiiinnn すぐになんでも悪いとこだけ切り取って晒す人たち最近多い気がする💦俺も気をつけないとや

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@madeeeena395

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@kakikurage これ読んだけどマジでそれ。目の前のやってもやらんくてもいいような些事を率先して出来るかどうかは家庭教育から既に決まっていると言ってもいい。親が目の前のゴミをそのままにする過程で育った子はゴミを拾わない。凡事徹底できない人にチームは率られない。周りが見えないから。

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@nurasabitu @madeeeena395

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@dwm2hFJ4b5ycNzq > 追い出しされた後、泣いて縋ってくるはず(夫の中では) 凄くわかる。うちの「出ていけ」は【お前が出ていけるはずがないだろ】を意味していて。しかし違うところは、縋ることはほんの出た1週間ぐらい。戻る気ないと判断したのか、その後はベクトル変えて、

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@madeeeena395

2 months

The economy has become so hard that even witches that use to give us food have stopped. Food wey we dey reject 😭😭

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@madeeeena395

3 months

Some ladies can marry ape as far as he has money 🙆

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@madeeeena395

1 month

Hey friends! 🤩 If you could become any Avenger for a day, who would you choose? Would you want to wield Thor's mighty hammer Mjolnir, or channel Black Widow's stealth and strength?

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Emme see the geniuses on my TL Find the mistake

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@madeeeena395

5 months

Brush your teeth you no gree,bros you wan do competitor with soak away ne?

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@madeeeena395

2 months

😂 this guy took his girlfriend to date but unfortunately,dog come pursue am him run leave the girlfriend.

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@madeeeena395

1 month

Watch till the end 😂

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@madeeeena395

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₦139,500?🤔 Abi the shoe no dey match sh!t? I don't think I can buy this shoe for 5k.

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@madeeeena395

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@re1re5re 本来的に自然は、排泄物が不衛生、という設計になってないんだろうなと思う火を通す加工食物を食べはじめた人類が発酵した排泄物を出すにあたって不衛生化した

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@madeeeena395

1 month

Why is Nicky always looking furious and rude?

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@madeeeena395

1 month

W-coin is the future of crypto mining, and I'm not just saying that because I've been hitting the "mine" button like a caffeinated hamster on a wheel. 🐹💨 Seriously, though, W-coin is the hottest thing since sliced bread, and by sliced bread, I mean the invention of the

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@hinafonamano 彼ら“このジョークに点数をつけるなら9/11だな！ガハハ”とかしてるから全然効かなそう。

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@madeeeena395

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@castellabolo 文字ってその人を表すよなあ引き込まれるような強い芯を感じる文章。こういう上の世代の人がいるから下の世代の私たちは恩恵を受けてるところがあると思う。だけどこの人はあくまで「私がこうしたかった」って軸が自分だから、それがまた良い。最後まで芯を貫き通すって何においてもかっこいいよね

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Which ocean is the most d @ngerous that you can't even imagine yourself there?

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@madeeeena395

1 month

Cinderella remove one shoe and found true love,some of you are nak€d on here and still single 🙄

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@madeeeena395

5 months

@AllahGreatQuran Allahu Akbar May Allah have mercy on him and grant him jannah

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@madeeeena395

2 months

Allahumma innaka 'affuwwun tuhibbul-'afwa fa'fu 'anni (O Allah, You are the One who pardons greatly and loves to pardon, so pardon me). Allahumma ghfir li kullu dhambin wa'srif 'anni kullu 'athabin (O Allah, forgive me all my sins and save me from all punishment). Allahumma

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@madeeeena395

3 months

@lynmock この人の半生、読めば読むほど母親が育成した感じが強いんだが、母親はいまどうしているんだろうと。殺戮者のポケモントレーナーだったわけで。

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Kessi

@madeeeena395

3 months

@zalgo3 逆に優秀な人は同時複数に高いレベルのものを短時間でこなすことが可能なので、あまり比較すべきではなく、ただでさえ勉強が出来ない人がゲームに時間を割くと取り返しがつかない、とも言える

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