Caffy @caffyhank Twitter profile

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Caffy

@caffyhank

23 days

Just fronted a seagull and it flew off

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Caffy

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4 years

Blackpool went from this to this in a few weeks, I fucking hate people me

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Caffy

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6 years

Never forget

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Caffy

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3 years

Hahahahaha

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Caffy

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4 years

Whether you graduate at 21 or 41, pass your driving test at 17 or 37, buy a house at 25 or 45, you’re still achieving amazing goals, tell people an their timelines to pissoff

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Caffy

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6 years

When are you due back in work? Me:

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Caffy

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5 years

Speaking to a lad who’s already used these two emojis 🙈🤪 and spelt fella as fellor and soz as sos and he’s still not blocked. That’s how long I haven’t had sex for incase you were wondering.

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Caffy

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2 years

There’s 3 kids sat on me garden wall having a joint talking about they wish they could go back to the feeling they got when they first had a joint, they’re aba 14 😂😂😂😂

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Caffy

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6 years

A dad bod

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Caffy

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2 years

Your fella says “what shall I do?” when his £5 bet reaches a £12 cashout

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Caffy

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5 years

I’d say girls with the most friends are the fakest little twats

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Caffy

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3 years

If ye push a poo out at 23.59 and it pops out at 00.00 it’s the same shit but different day haha

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Caffy

@caffyhank

5 years

Jeremy: Save the nhs End homelessness Stop child poverty More hospitals More schools More doctors & nurses More teachers End tuition fees Higher the minimum wage Help climate control Equality And so on Boris: Let’s get Brexit done.

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Caffy

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5 years

Just heard some woman in Tesco say to her husband “are we ok for kit kats?” And I’ve decided that’s the only type of marriage I want to be involved in.

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Caffy

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6 years

When you haven’t spoke to you mate for a whole day

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Caffy

@caffyhank

6 years

He fucking bought you your food didn’t he you little stink! Last date I went on I felt like prosecco so I walked over the bar and bought a bottle!!!! Fucking scruffy bastards using fellas so they don’t have to pay for shit no more. No wonder lads don’t take girls on dates no more

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Caffy

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5 years

I’m fucking screaming I can’t breath 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Caffy

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1 year

Ye wouldn’t even get a shillin hahahahahah I love him

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Caffy

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1 year

My cousin been in a abusive relationship for 15 years, he’s always been untouchable, she finally gets out a year or so ago, and today she was walking through the park, with their daughter for him to jump out a bush and put her in hospital. This is why women don’t leave

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Caffy

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3 years

I wonder who farts in the packets of ham before sealing them up?

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Caffy

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6 years

How is posting photos of yourself 10 years apart a challenge? It’s a actual fucking pleasure for most of you attention seeking gobshites.

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Caffy

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2 years

Had a big argument with my brother tonight and he asked me to meet him for a straightener hahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha

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Caffy

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2 months

I hope this is fake 😂

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Caffy

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3 years

My 10 year old son, who has autism has always struggled with his balance, and never been able to ride a bike, he finally rode one today for the first time and my heart 💙💙💙 well done my boy 👦🏼

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Caffy

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2 years

The kindest people in the universe were born in Merseyside

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Caffy

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2 years

My autistic son just walked home from seniors for the first time and he’s that proud of himself, he’s now ran over the b&m (again for the first time ALONE) with my bank card to choose his reward 🤣🤣 he’s so happy with himself 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Caffy

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3 months

Who wants to see what shade of beige my bath water is

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Caffy

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5 years

Send her a little picture of it hanging out ur arse

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Caffy

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2 years

Best thing ever this

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Caffy

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1 year

Will never be able to get my head round couples getting back together after one of them has shagged someone else you know, my anger issues would bring it up everyday their life wouldn’t be worth living

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Caffy

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1 year

How can I be this thick hahahahah

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Caffy

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7 months

My ma’s delivery driver has HAD ENOUGH 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve cried

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Caffy

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4 years

Just been quoted £53 a day for childcare to go back to work 🥴🥴and people call stay at home mums lazy bums, that’s more than some people get paid a day how is that working out 🤣🤣🤣

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Caffy

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6 years

Me after being on top for 8 seconds

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Caffy

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5 years

An I was gonna be a professional footballer ye but I had a injury on me shoulder in the gym. But I’m still full of beans in the bedroom

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Caffy

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6 years

Do you ever read through your own tweets and think eurgh shut the fuck up

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Caffy

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4 years

When he comes behind you an rub his knob on ye bum while ye doing the dishes

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Caffy

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16 days

Just got back from my mums and we had the most amazing phone call EVER she is completely CANCER FREE no need for chemo or radiotherapy or fuckall doctor said go and CELEBRATE feeling so lucky and grateful right now can finally get back to being happy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Caffy

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5 years

Woke up feeling like I’ve been hit by the 10A BUT in the best mood of my life because I gave birth to a lovely, cute, gorgeous, sweet smelling, angel faced beautiful little girl yesterday morning 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 we have a mini caffy 🤣😩💗

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Caffy

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1 year

If my fella pulled that face on a ride I’d block him

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Caffy

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4 years

Some fella ordered me shit of ASOS last week, sent him me foot pics and now he’s blocked me so I can’t get the barcode to pick me shit up. Can’t believe I’ve been had off for feet pictures HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Caffy

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4 months

Bloody influenzas

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Caffy

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1 year

If you think ur ex is bad mine stands outside me house when his data runs out to use me wifi

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Caffy

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3 years

My ex said he’s leaking my nudes so I sent him some more so he has a wider selection

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Caffy

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5 years

I would just like to take a moment to thank my inner 16 year old, for not getting paw print tattoos on my tits or a bow on my lower back. God bless you 🐾

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Caffy

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6 years

Does anyone else find men over like 23 going with teenagers weird af?

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Caffy

@caffyhank

5 years

Demand a refund cause I’m not touching them sheets after you’ve been slapping your little brown balloon knot all over the gaff you smelly little hooligan

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Caffy

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4 years

Lads lick women’s genitals, without even checking for toilet paper first and I just feel like they don’t get enough credit

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Caffy

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5 years

Polite reminder, if you are from any of following places: Birkenhead St Helens Runcorn Widnes Warrington Any post code that starts with WA or CH. You are NOT a scouser, please stop telling people you are. If you’re referred to one abroad, please correct them. Thanks guys xo

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Caffy

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28 days

I’ve aged a decade I have a very happy teenage boy and I’m not moving off the couch unless it’s to answer to just eat, wish I had a fella to send the door and bring all me cutlery in then wash me dishes after I’ve ate x

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Caffy

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5 years

Danielle Lloyd on GMB talking about self respect when we’ve all seen Pringles up her minge 🌚

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Caffy

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5 years

Gavin and Stacey is just a Tory version of the royle family

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Caffy

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2 years

Guys I did a thing 😭😭😭😭 about fucking time too only me 6th go!!!!

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Caffy

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1 year

The infection, the child 😂😂😂

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Caffy

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5 years

4 tiny weeks time I’ll have the daughter I’ve ALWAYS wanted. I don’t care that she has no dad. I don’t care that my ‘mates’ have walked away, because they think I’ve made a bad decision. Don’t care how alone I’m going to be, because I’ve wanted this little bastard my whole life

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Caffy

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3 years

Think I’m in love with her da

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Caffy

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6 years

Ungrateful bitch.

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

6 years

Woman sues ex-boyfriend after his 'abnormally long' penis 'stretched her vagina'

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Caffy

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2 months

Sorry but this is the most realistic relationship ever 😂😂😂 stick your insta couple loved up shite up ya hole 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Caffy

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6 years

When a Tory tries to fit into Liverpool

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Caffy

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2 months

6 weeks ago I got told my my mother had cervical cancer and my entire world fell apart, I tried my best to keep myself together for the kids, today we got another call, the tumour is small and stable and it’s all getting removed!!! Happiest girl alive, girls get your smears

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Caffy

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3 months

Me mate said she uggers on this but I’m not so have a selfie

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Caffy

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3 months

Gonna go an reheat me food in the hot tub with a fat glass of red x

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Caffy

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2 months

Time for a wine

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Caffy

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6 years

Father’s Day on Sunday I cba with all the full time mummys wishing them self’s a happy Father’s Day the man head bitter attention seeking twats. I get that some dads aren’t worth a wet wank but instead of claiming fame an xfactor votes just fucking treat it as any other Sunday

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Caffy

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5 years

When a £32 refund that I forgot all about lands in my account

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Caffy

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1 year

My on off ex, ghosted me for two days and I got 3 lads off here to take his door of hinges cos the only way he was ignoring me was cos he was dead.

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Caffy

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6 years

Our baby has put me on to this video and I fucking love it

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Caffy

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5 years

‘The joys of kensington’ #derbyday

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Caffy

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4 years

Won’t be going on that fucking tinder again

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Caffy

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5 years

I’ve always said the people with the most money are the tightest and the poorer will be the first to help, and this extra tax thing with the tories just fucking proves it doesn’t it, 80k a year and they’re kicking off over £10-£20 a month, I wouldn’t even kick off over that

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Caffy

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6 years

Just broke up from work for over 2 weeks and if you think, I’m gonna get drunk every day, eat loads of shite & come on this app to make a show of myself every night, then you’re not just a pretty face m8.

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Caffy

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1 year

What do we think about Cheryl Cole who had a baby with Liam Payne who she’d known since he was 14? In air of Philip Schofield, obviously

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Caffy

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3 years

The reputation scousers have when we’re literally the nicest most genuine people on the planet

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Caffy

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4 years

I kept my hair jet black after my ex used to tell me I looked like a man in drag with blonde hair, finally went blonde and I’ve got so much more confidence yeno, haven’t had any more fun, so that’s bullshit, but I’m feeling the lighter side 💁🏼‍♀️

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Caffy

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4 years

Day 182 without sex, the end of my hairbrush said how are we

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Caffy

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5 months

I’m on the red who wants a fite

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Caffy

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7 months

Just seen a girl driving dead careful down the street with the biggest smile on her face and a big P on her window, deffo her first day driving I’m so happy for her 😩😩🩷🩷🩷🩷

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Caffy

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5 years

This time last week my mum was in a coma, breathing through a ventilator in ICU, with a broken neck, back an many other injury’s. Today she just phoned me off her mobile “iya luvvv”. Someone is deffo watching over us you know, better than winning the lottery this 💕💕💕

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Caffy

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2 months

#NewProfilePic

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Caffy

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2 years

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Caffy

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6 years

Anyone wanna buy any hair extensions ? Just shaved me legs x

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Caffy

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8 months

What you get when you ask me for pics ye shower of filthy bastards

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Caffy

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3 years

I’m a proud council house renter yeno idc, I can do what I want to the place within reason, my landlord can’t sell up, free and prompt repairs, cheap rent & the chance to buy also on the cheap after so many years, it’s a shame there’s not more available I honestly feel so lucky

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Caffy

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5 years

Here comes your crush, act natural Me:

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Caffy

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5 years

I can’t stress this enough but WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO OUT ON CHRISTMAS EVE ANDS SPEND THE MOST AMAZING DAY OF THE YEAR HUNGOVER 😭😭😭😭

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Caffy

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2 years

It pains me that none scousers think these are scousers

Tony Kennedy

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2 years

AHAHAHAHAHAHA naughty accent that la wow

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Caffy

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8 months

Got my first Christmas card today, off the milkman 🥹 deffo gonna end up like some dodgy porno one day this 🥰

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Caffy

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5 years

Sometimes I don’t want to leave a kiss to someone but i also don’t wanna look like I’ve got a cob on. So I leave a c instead. Asif they was meant to get a kiss but I pressed the wrong button. I didn’t leave them a kiss an they don’t know I’ve got a cob on everyone’s a winner. C

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Caffy

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6 years

Do ya think everyone’s manners leave their bodies when they enter Primark

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Caffy

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6 years

I’ve got a lovely singing voice I’m ngl but too scared to go on xfactor incase some cunt leaks all me nudes

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Caffy

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2 years

All the best chippies don’t brass themselves out on just eat remember that

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Caffy

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3 years

Also, is getting slapped as kids when we was naughty wasn’t abuse, it was punishment. An I got fucking battered. And I don’t remember any of my mates being stabbed to death in the 90s.

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Caffy

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9 months

Our lord who art in heaven

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Caffy

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4 months

🖤🩶

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Caffy

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5 years

I don’t hate men, I just can’t live with them because I’m too high maintenance and hate it when they snore, breath, eat, look at me, watch telly, look at their phone, sleep, be awake, but mostly when they slap their bare feet about me wooden floor and sniff up.

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Caffy

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2 years

I’ve just drove from Speke to anfield with the iPad on me roof 😭😭😭😭 fella flashing me an im giving him a thumbs up thinking he’s having a flirt 😭😭😭😭

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Caffy

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7 months

Seen this mum on Facebook asking for prayers for her son who should be looking forward to bringing the NY in on Sunday but he’s fighting for his life bcos some dirty feral coked up rat took his own issues out on him, I hate my own city

Liverpool Echo

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BREAKING: Man fighting for life after multiple stabbings in city centre Several city centre roads have been cordoned off by police after a 'disturbance.' FULL STORY:

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Caffy

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6 years

Mad the way ex’s birds sit there stalking your socials. M8 if wanted him back he’d be in my kitchen doing the dishes now. Just enjoy your 3 second long sex and keep me out of it x

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Caffy

@caffyhank

6 years

Leccy legs

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Caffy

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3 years

Hahahahaha the bizzy at the end there sounding like a Birkenhead prin

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