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@madassbword

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I’m like a bird of sorts

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@madassbword
spooky furtado
1 year
Love to imagine this is his job, n he goes home to the wife n kids as she’s putting them to sleep n he’s like “ had to put in over time but I finally knocked over today “ n she kisses him n says she’s proud
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How a beaver fells a tree
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This is how hiking feels with a fat ass and big naturals
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Neb | 🏳️‍🌈
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dumbass
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@madassbword
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weird as fuck that you as a stranger saved an image of me to your phone but ya sure prove your point man
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
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Being so brave rn
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@madassbword
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6 months
Interview for my dream part time tomorrow can I get some GLHF in the chat pls
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
2 years
What hole do you main?
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
1 year
going into work : bosom heaving
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
7 months
My soul aches for this
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ember🪷𓆤
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me kissing my wife the second i wake up
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
4 years
I’ve been too wholesome here’s thot pics
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
10 months
beginning of the year vs now
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beginning of the year vs now :3
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
2 years
Ur in his dms I left him on opened because I’m scared of my feelings for him
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spooky furtado
1 year
Made this on my lunch break today
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spooky furtado
1 year
She means everything to me
@madassbword
spooky furtado
2 years
hiii
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
11 months
I am allergic to tequila
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spooky furtado
1 year
@nodadysu That’s a different department
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
10 months
Just found out what they did to Jesus??!!
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
9 months
can we get this to a bajillion likes chat
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
11 months
New glasses, compliment them like my life depends on it
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
8 months
I’m tweaking
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
11 months
Me after only half a retail shift
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
10 months
🫣
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no context memes
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
8 months
Unemployed day 14, government took my fricken colors man
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spooky furtado
10 months
Honduran realness _(┐「ε:)_
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
1 year
going to school hope I don’t meet cute someone and they fall in love w me that’d be so embarrassing
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@madassbword
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2019 -2023
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
8 months
Haven’t washed my hair is seven months
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spooky furtado
1 year
This is my “Going to total wine after class to find a new ipa and then wander around scared and frantic like a rat in a maze” fit
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
2 years
hiii
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spooky furtado
2 months
Ahh ahh ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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spooky furtado
1 year
My coworker braided my hairsies for me
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spooky furtado
1 year
It’s be mean to a pretty girl day and I just got beaten mercilessly
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spooky furtado
1 year
Locked out of car
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spooky furtado
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Taking a cunt nap after my cunt walk before my cunt dinner cunt cunt cunt cunt
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
7 months
If you experienced my playful wit and big brown eyes in person on the first date would you fold
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spooky furtado
7 months
Aced midterms btw I don’t wna hear it
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spooky furtado
10 months
Finally made it home after being taken to several houses of guys who asked for a cute pawg this Christmas
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spooky furtado
1 year
Plotting; planning
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spooky furtado
8 months
crazy snow patterns this year
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spooky furtado
4 years
my brother got a ps5, I got these pants
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spooky furtado
11 months
22 year old w a booboo
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spooky furtado
1 year
sleepy time tea bear as a girl
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spooky furtado
11 months
Would u let me meet ur folks?
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spooky furtado
1 year
I’m slightly loosing it
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spooky furtado
5 months
ಠ_ಠ
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
10 months
Crazy revelations happening tn
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spooky furtado
5 months
She’s got one trick
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spooky furtado
4 months
awkward work encounter:1 me :0
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spooky furtado
6 months
I got this job btw
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spooky furtado
6 months
Being so brave rn
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spooky furtado
6 months
32 mph wind gusts and I’m on bug watch (gardening)
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spooky furtado
3 months
absolutely tripping if you think I care about a lot of faceless fifa fans calling me fat
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spooky furtado
5 months
this is your Uber driver, get in
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spooky furtado
6 months
good morning, look into my big wet eyes
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
11 months
U all hated her in her prime
@madassbword
spooky furtado
2 years
going stupid, going crazy y’all want anything
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spooky furtado
2 months
Me before I get hit by a car going 85 mph
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
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OMW to the poo water factory
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spooky furtado
3 months
No one appreciated me
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spooky furtado
1 year
wearing the gas station pit vipers to my mid term
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3 months
Immediate contradiction
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spooky furtado
6 months
Assuming the bookmarks are all for Fitspo
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Being so brave rn
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spooky furtado
9 months
This
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@hanfjob
clay ⛷️
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Let’s hear from the ladies. This Or That?
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spooky furtado
1 year
Real
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
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Paycheck based solely on how cute I am arc
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@madassbword
spooky furtado
5 months
I’m deleting this acc. none of u interact anymore and I’m in a different place it isn’t the same anymore im sorry bc im so sick of this but first of all why are u still reading this? do u like me? do u want to slam me against the wall and kiss me?do you want to share a homestead?
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spooky furtado
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Sassy man save me , sassy man please
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spooky furtado
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on tinder asking men for their streaming services login info
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spooky furtado
8 months
Literally how are people my age affording not only to live on their own but are able to take crazy round world trips for fun
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spooky furtado
9 months
this was a crazy era
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spooky furtado
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This was the day that I got groped for the first time at work 😌
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spooky furtado
3 years
On break making a list of coworkers I could take in a 1v1
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