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6 years

Came home and found this in my parent’s yard. Had to take action. Remember to vote November 6th! #BetoForTexas #BetoForSenate

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@rajandelman I don’t feel that this kind of humor translates well in a pandemic where we are all sad and alone and isolating, but whatever. This shit usually makes me laugh but I’m a tough crowd these days.

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@miagaluppo the timeline!!!

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7 months

@lordesbbqribs I think about this scene whenever I want to apologize for my actions after there’s been time and distance between me and another person. Carrie was so selfish for approaching Natasha in this scene, disturbing her peace, all so she could apologize and feel better about herself.

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@scaterwauls He also had no memory of Kobe dying and I was the one who broke the news to him all over again. Dude broke down crying. It was intense and so much to handle.

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@scaterwauls This was my ex after he woke up from a month long coma. It was last May and he suffered severe brain damage and had no recollection of the past 3 years of his life. When I went to visit him in physical rehab we were watching tv and he asked me if I knew about the pandemic.

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@metalgearobama Our lives would have been so much easier if he just went the comedy route which he is quite good at

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@node_modjuuls @trrvvb Delta enthusiast

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@wannabegroncho @Bro_Neill I LOVE walking every day in New York. I walk for miles and miles just for fun. Walking is absolutely one of the best parts about NYC. I love being able to quickly get things done in my neighborhood bc I can walk there. Plus it keeps me healthy and feeling good!

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4 years

i wish Tiffy from rAw TiMe a very pleasant evening

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@1justjenna1 @ellorysmith I bought a silk robe and I have worn it for two months straight during this quarantine. I have ZERO regrets. It is one of the best purchases I’ve ever made. 10/10 RECOMMEND!

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4 years

@ObeyRenee182 @MikeyIsabelle @fancyxdemardoll @_nitaab It absolutely fucked me up when I went off to college and had the freedom to get up and just leave and pee in peace

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4 years

@BarelyOnTime @scaterwauls I was stupid. We always talk about basketball together and I just had this moment where I forgot about the memory loss and it slipped in convo. 😭

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@Local_stepdad @JessyMornerRitt Wtf is this from

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4 years

@RevellStephen @cal_gif @lloyd_woods I am more concerned there is a goldfish crackers wiki

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4 years

@King_HeadHoncho @balleralert This girl loves the word “penal code”. I kNoW aBoUt ThE lAw!!!!!!!

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2 years

@altoidsrevenge iMac selfies have always hit different

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7 months

@lordesbbqribs Sometimes it’s best we just leave people alone. It’s not worth disturbing their healing journey just so you can feel better about yourself.

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6 years

After seeing the # of Beto signs on the street, Dad is contemplating taking his Cruz sign down. He is worried our next door neighbors will stop bringing him stuffed jalapeños and homemade pound cake.

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@FlatEartherKitt I looked her up after reading the article (very entertaining) and she's stunning! He is handsome too. I'm not sure I would have clocked that she was 19 years older than him. I love unique couples, I think it's sweet.

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2 years

@ElkeRose63 @michaelmezz The painting is fine. It was behind glass which was cleaned up and returned to its wall in just a few hours.

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@lysslest

6 years

Update: Ted is back in the front yard. 4 of our surrounding neighbors have Beto signs. I drove around my parent’s neighborhood which makes up mostly older, retired folks. Counted 23 Beto signs and 4 Cruz signs. This election is so exciting.

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@kaithurz We purchased a HARDCOVER copy of the book and signed it (like 40 signatures in the end lol like half the grade) and handed it to the principal with a letter writing about how we felt about “censorship” and “age discrimination”.

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4 years

@depechebigmood I feel like my inability to love my body unless it’s like a certain weight and my fatphobia comes from growing up as a pre-teen in the 2000s. That shit was so damaging it still haunts me as an adult.

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@_DouxAmour_ @SaintSmith_ Ok so I made a “prototype” doing this and then designed paper bookmarks using this shape. My dad even helped me laminate them after school. Soon my business was POPPIN’ off like everyone in the 3rd grade wanted one of my bookmarks

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5 years

@abbygov Every single time I cry I take a selfie. Its a coping mechanism to me that is raw and I find everyone sharing their pics on here to be so beautiful! Plus I look at my pics and how ridiculous I look usually makes me laugh. I don’t post them to social media tho.

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2 years

@kaithurz not as important as BLM but reminds me of when I was in the 3rd grade and the librarian wouldn’t let us check out the book “Holes” (it was 2004 the Shia movie was fresh) bc it had “mature themes for a 3rd grader”. So I gathered 30 other students who wanted to read the book.

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4 years

@nicolerichjejr I had the baby blue one and it was my baby all throughout high school and then one day my dad just thought we needed to trade it in for something with a bigger trunk and he convinced me to do so. I can’t believe I let him do that because I miss that car SO MUCH.

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6 years

@morovis00687 @sabathiel2 @jambie61 I ended up hiding it in a bush towards the back of the yard. I’m just going to let my father think the neighbors with the Beto sign did it.

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6 years

@sabathiel2 @jambie61 I have in the past while visiting them. Got in trouble, LOL.

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2 years

@gr8whitebison Yo this album cover is the closest thing we will ever have in the REAL WORLD to the All Dogs Go To Heaven pizza

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6 years

@caraleeacs @gskh1237 A few years ago while visiting I found out a way to block the channel from their TV. I got in big trouble LOL

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@lysslest

6 years

@kenamundsen My parents found it funny. Lighten up. We don’t take politics cut throat seriously in our house.

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@lysslest

4 years

@LiilyBarnes @kathrynnidaly @Loeybug Yeah he’s still not my president. What’s your point?

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4 years

@lizajambalaya @ObeyRenee182 @MikeyIsabelle @fancyxdemardoll @_nitaab This woman had written down the exact dates and how many times I got up to use the restroom. She said my frequent bathroom usage was keeping me from being a team player

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4 years

@ojosydedos @aarondrums_ lmfao I’m in New York City and we were talking like that 3 weeks ago. Now there are like 30,000 cases here because people didn’t just stay inside 🥰

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4 years

@lizajambalaya @ObeyRenee182 @MikeyIsabelle @fancyxdemardoll @_nitaab Omg well I mean at my fancy 9 to 5 job I was always getting up to pee bc I drink a ton of water and my boss low key started tallying it and it was one of the reasons I was let go

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4 years

@CandyTheApple @lizajambalaya @ObeyRenee182 @MikeyIsabelle @fancyxdemardoll @_nitaab It was humiliating bc she pulled me aside and they put me on a PIP (bc of bathroom breaks and really dumb stuff that was all typical of adult ADHD). HR was there and she was like “December 7-10 you went to the bathroom a total of 18 times” I had a UTI that week

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6 years

@matthewamiller @ThugLifeSocial I want to give her all of the stuffed animals of the world. How can I help!!

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@lysslest

4 years

@txentyeight @haIhateU @BronxKuma @BeeBabs No, she was created by a company.

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@lysslest

4 years

@sultryhbz Looks like she had a really amazing day to herself in the city. I have these all of the time though my budget looks a little different. Everyone needs to mind their own business and let people do what they want with their money????

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3 years

@Cooolin26 @gawkcid They’re too busy entrepreneuring.

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@lysslest

4 years

@CandyTheApple @lizajambalaya @ObeyRenee182 @MikeyIsabelle @fancyxdemardoll @_nitaab And felt so embarrassed that I had to share that with my boss and HR just to defend myself.

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2 years

@kaithurz Whole thing ended in us being allowed to check out the book. Anyway, I really love it when kids stand up for themselves in school against the staff. Call ‘em out.

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6 years

I’m an artist - please support my work! IG: anotherartgirl

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6 years

@itsamandaeileen So happy I voted today for Beto!

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@lysslest

4 years

@treydayway Today a woman emailed the company I work for complaining about her recent visit to one of our stores. She was upset because the employee didn’t know what was the brand of the hand sanitizer we ask customers to use before entering the store....

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6 years

@VelvaJeanPerry @leeleeb50 Bring one to my house!!!

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@lysslest

3 years

@MotherMycelium @lilusmanvert @Sunnnny_Deeee @selfiegoddesss @MissSquire The toll this all takes on our mental health/workplace productivity is an important discussion as well. Felt very weird sitting at my desk every day acting like it was just another day at the office when people were dying in droves outside back in March 2020.

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3 years

@KyleIsMega @plumprearends @andrewonhere @____aamor I think about this video all the time and I hope that guy is healing okay.

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4 years

@treydayway Like for real? You think a sales associate knows the brand of commercial hand sanitizer that is ordered?

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@lysslest

6 years

I sell prints and accept commissions as well! Here are some of my favorite works from the past 1.5 years.

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@fiImaker I feel this way about Uniqlo it makes me want to die

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4 years

@_DouxAmour_ @SaintSmith_ The cash flow of quarters was so glorious & I couldn’t keep up with the demands so I would put myself in study hall during recess so I could finish my orders. Eventually the teachers caught on and had to have a talk with my parents. They said I wasn’t allowed to skip recess. :-(

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6 years

I hope Beto himself eventually sees this.

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@lysslest

2 years

@Sweeney_Boo - since middle school. I was off the rails unhinged in what I had to say to her. She responded apologizing profusely by saying “omg girl we were in middle school! I don’t even remember any of that!” And I just feel like that’s such a bully response.

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4 years

@rachelmxk @_fleetwoodnat @starrovinng This has been known for years and I feel like it was just kind of quietly swept under the rug. The link to the original article no longer words, unfortunately. If you Google “Mac DeMarco masturbation” you’ll find that people were chatting about it back in 2015.

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6 years

@eimaha1 @morovis00687 @sabathiel2 @jambie61 We all love each other. I’m very close with my family! They actually got a kick out of this.

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4 years

@cranes5 @chadloder I’m sorry to inform you but George Floyd is most definitely (and wrongly) deceased. :/ sorry you’re having a hard time comprehending all of this.

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2 years

@Sweeney_Boo Looking back I’m VERY embarrassed I messaged her at all but at the same time it just showed me the power of trauma and how our actions can unknowingly affect someone for a very long time.

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3 years

@vabaddie97 @almondtiddies I just owned it back then. Happy to see grandmacore is having its moment.

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2 years

Met a nice guy on bumble and asked if he wanted to go on a date. He said he would love to but his face just got mauled by a dog so it will “be a few weeks”

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3 years

@charj0el Gotta brag here for a moment - not my dad. He sent me this floral arrangement on in the shape of a dog w/ sunglasses the first day of my new job.

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4 years

@arsepoetica I used to date this guy who got a MoviePass (RIP) so he could take naps in the theatre when he got sleepy after several hours of shooting photos in Manhattan. Instead of going back to Brooklyn, he could just recharge with a movie nap and then get back on the streets lol.

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4 years

Wanderlust Ted Cruz Mood Board

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4 years

@nailahtee @OGShortyySlim Sometimes I feel like I was let go because I wasn’t bffs with my boss and she wanted to hire someone who would become her friend and her wingman.

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2 years

@uajinn Finally came to the realization last night that the person who hurt me most likely doesn’t give a shit about my existence anymore. I would have never done anything to hurt him. I just wanted to love him. I’ve always considered myself tender and soft hearted but

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4 years

Girls only want one thing and it’s Beach House booty shorts

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2 years

Banned from tinder bc I made a secondary account to solicit photography services to dudes who need better photos

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6 years

I will be known not for my art, but for taking a Ted Cruz sign out of my parent’s yard. Ok.

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4 years

@sultryhbz On a day off, there is nothing more healing to me than taking the train into Manhattan, reading a book at a cafe, walking around the city for hours window shopping/people watching, reading more in a park, grabbing a little dessert.

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@alyssa_schoener I needed this message like 7 years ago. The “artsy” sorority I really wanted to be in rejected me because someone said I was “too bitter about missing the GPA requirement the previous year” Dyed my hair purple and never looked back. Turned out cooler than all of them.

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3 years

@micadee123 @user174023 This is me and most men. If I actually like you I act nervous and do dumb shit as if I’m wearing a big ass clown nose

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@costtaconcordia LOL in middle school I made AMVs and posted them on YouTube (it was the year YouTube came out - what a time that was). It was my favorite thing to do after school and I really took pride in it. I hung out with these two girls that thought anime was for losers

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@mta_bitch I opened IG tonight and saw a pic of my good hs friend who is now just a total mom - her photo was her and some friends and the caption said “there’s nothing like motherhood” and I was sitting there on the J like “damn I’m so happy I have nothing to do with any of that”

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5 years

@RavenChaos21 @iTalkFilthy Something is troubled within them. You are doing the best you can do.

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2 years

@patrickmcd0nald @imalyssam Yeah…..Patrick let’s go on a date.

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4 years

@timid_housewife lmfao Grimes apologized years ago for this. Also Sophie was not out as trans back then and accepted her apology because of this. Y’all are always posting shit without researching more.

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@acuteleaf No it’s not it’s terrifying since there are 🦂 and 🕷

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2 years

@datsxyleostud @normanination4 “Oh yeah I’m watching that” she’s soooo adorable!

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4 years

@topbowhunter101 @scaterwauls I haven’t spoken to him since last August and I get updates on his recovery process from his sister. He’s paralyzed waist down. Whole thing breaks my heart.

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@gr8whitebison The fact that it has been documented, captured, and frozen in time gives this album not only importance in emo history, but in culinary history as well.

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@brlowder69 I lost my sweet angel, Lucy, to sudden kidney failure in 2018. Putting her down was the hardest thing. When I passed her off to the vet she looked at me, eyes wide open. W/ every last bit of strength she meowed at me bc I knew she knew it was goodbye.

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5 years

@imdatfeminist I don’t feel like any of my friends take this seriously when I tell them this is my state of mind.

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4 years

The woman Her stocks

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@Dr_O_inFL @JainaResists Yes lol. Love my parents despite their political views!

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6 years

@catmonkey22 @JimmyDCamp @BetoORourke I have been preparing a PowerPoint for my mother. There is no hope for my dad.

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6 years

@bwdn2008 @kenamundsen They’re really the best. I do wish Dad would reconsider voting for Cruz though....

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6 years

@answerallman @kharyp Dad said he came home and immediately knew I was the one who put the sign in a discreet bush. He moved it back to the front of the yard but is contemplating taking it down as more Beto signs are popping up on our street

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@HolidayKirk I think this is cute. I’ve always really enjoyed it when a guy proudly shows me their record collection and tells me about their favorite bands. I do the same thing when they come over.

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@PlatonicPhantom @KlLLMEN As a fellow woman of Sicilian descent I think saying that we were “literal American slaves” isn’t the right thing to say BUT yes we were basically treated like dirt and faced a lot of oppression back in the day.

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@alyssa_schoener There was another sorority that gave me a bid but they were kinda the “reject” sorority and I was like “ADPi or die”. Looking back I wish I just joined the group of girls that really wanted me - they were all so sweet and genuinely liked me. God I hated Greek life.

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@alyssa_schoener Once I was at a bar and a guy was trying to hit on me and I kept ignoring him. And then he came up to me one last time and said, “Do you know who I am? I got a 2400 on the SAT” I hadn’t thought about the SAT in almost 10 years.

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4 years

@Debdeb__25 @ramonaslick Sis come on we know ur better than paper plates

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4 years

@ItsKiaraMarie Tbh I think having a big heart is a curse. 😔 it can be such a good thing but a lot of people take advantage of it.

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6 years

@toni_tommasi It’s my family home and I stuck it in a back bush.

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5 months

@willystaley I was outside today and I was like “I never wanna leave this damn place” 10/10 day out.

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2 years

Is anyone else paranoid that they just randomly have some asymptomatic disease?

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6 years

@joanne000017 I live in this house. lol.

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3 years

@anguscloud Can someone explain why she purposely bruised her?

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