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Dick the Impaler

@gawkcid

3 years

Cutting off my foreskin and making a single calamari with it.

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Easily

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1 year

In honor of Azealia Banks’ 32nd birthday, tell us your favorite moment from the rapper. 💭

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At the gym doing throat day

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Can I have a MENS aperol spritz please?

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Were there twinks in prehistoric times?

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Hey guys @Chicago_Police are posting names photos and ADDRESSES of arrested protesters. You should go report those tweets, takes two seconds!

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Robyn is one of the most important artists of our time ❤️

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(Drag queen voice) Come on skinny love

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3 years

YOU GUYS! I think they’re turning the old Barney’s on 7th Ave into a Spirit Halloween

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This is the thing that’s finally convinced me to leave New York.

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Kylie Minogue released “Padam Padam” 10 years ago today

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2 years

Can you smoke cum?

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When I go to the club I wanna eat grilled cheese after Cheese after Grilled cheese after

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They died :(

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3 years

Diet Prada now cancelling black latex lmao

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2 years

She’s at the Mexican place next to Happyfun.

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3 years

Strawberries are for girls and blueberries are for boys

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3 years

Vox Lux has won Best Picture

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6 months

The Face / The Hole

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3 years

A lot of you don’t appear to be on mortician tiktok and it shows…

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7 months

Baby, that’s John Waters

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what an interesting gentleman

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5 years

Not to be a bitch but it doesn’t seem like therapy is working for any of you.

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4 years

You’re in his DMs, I’m in the corner watching you kiss him ooOooOoOhhh. We are not the same.

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3 years

Not enough people are talking about how we need queer spaces that aren’t about drinking.. like a bookstore or cafe with a 70’s style conversation pit.

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2 years

Yesterday someone asked me for a martini that was just cold vodka with as many olives as I could spare so I gave her this monstrosity.

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Celeste has arrived on the #GRAMMYs red carpet!

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3 years

@420bussy Different kinds of paint thinners for the makeup

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2 years

🚨Fran Lebowitz in Dimes Square Alert🚨

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4 years

Activism for today.

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4 years

Enough.

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5 years

Not a phone in sight, literally just vibing.

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2 years

@tastybitch69420 But what about the cavetwinks?

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4 years

Nothing to promote but abolition, baby! Fuck the police!

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4 years

She is the moment.

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3 years

Suicide note that reads: “Sooo.. I did a thing”

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1 year

“Can I get a ranch water?” “Can I get a skinny bitch?” No. But I can get you a tequila soda with lime juice or a vodka soda.. when you start speaking like an adult.

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2 years

a queer bar but the music is quiet enough to have a conversation and there are luxurious trappings and long pipes held over oil lamps so you can recline while you smoke your opium

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3 years

Free her

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4 years

Can you believe Camp was the final Met Gala? Now THATS camp, baby!

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1 year

White dress/blue dress except you either see Gaga or Alyssa Edwards

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1 year

Scientists at Harvard University have created a new 3D model depicting what the ancient Egyptian queen, Cleopatra may have looked like.

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2 years

“If you’re still in line stay in line!”, I shout through the gloryhole.

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4 years

@SBANYPD DEFUND AND ABOLISH THE NYPD

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4 years

Correction: it appears the addresses included are where they were arrested, not where they live. Police still shouldn’t post the names and faces of protesters they arrest, and you should still report those tweets. Muting this now because I’m getting some colorful replies. FTP

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Those who cannot clock their own tea are destined to repeat it

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2 years

I met Joan Rivers! She’s alive!!!

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3 years

People said it was an unrealistic beauty standard, but women can achieve anything ❤️

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6 years

The winner of RuPauls Drag Race receives a lifetime supply of death threats from a toxic fanbase and a never ending tour schedule that will burn you out faster than you can say “Boots the house down yas gawd!”

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5 years

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

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6 months

Wait, this is so funny

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3 years

Like.. sure latex comes in lots of colors… but that whole Richard Quinn season all the latex looks are black… because it’s very obviously supposed to read gimp suit. There is literally no other way to interpret it.

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2 years

Did anybody ever find out if they kept Austin weird?

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4 years

This is the kind of man I’m looking for

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I had a vision

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3 years

Maybe Carrie didn’t call 911 because she wanted Big dead? Ever think about that? What if the rest of the season is an unravelling psychopathic Carrie desperate to keep Miranda and Charlotte off the scent of her murdering Big? What if Samantha is dead too?

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4 years

not to be controversh but..would..

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It’s ok to be gay if you’re the top.

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2 years

Trans

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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2 years

Whose cock do I have to suck to suck some cock around here?!

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Whoever decided to do this is a huge perv

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@_pem_pem Mattress Firm stands with the people of Israel. Today only 25% off bed bug covers.

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3 years

I make art at the intersection of IBS and undiagnosed mental illness.

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3 years

Lately my new thing has been sleeping on my back with my hands on my chest… like a dead body.

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@ZeroSuitCamus The wheel fell on him :(

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Who up getting their rotisserussy ate?

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1 year

What Dimes Square really needs:

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2 years

Porn I’m watching titled “houseboy gets hole destroyed by daddy couple” does NOT pass the Bechdel test. Very disappointing.

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Until AI can finger me I don’t care.

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3 years

🚨JOKER SIGHTING AT THE REN FAIRE🚨

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Her titties are sittingggggg

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The height of fashion

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I’m sorry but if I’m bartending and you ask for a “yummy mocktail” but offer no suggestion as to what that might be… you’re getting a bitters soda, NEXT

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They’re burning cop cars 🦧 🐛 🦑🔥🔥🔥 🦚 🐩 🔥🚓🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🦦🔥🔥🔥 🦉 🔥🚔🔥 🔥🔥🔥 🦀 🦃 🐙

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5 years

The Winner of the Presidental Election recieves a 1 year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics, and a cash prize of $100,000

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Why is a loving monogamous relationship where I am treated with respect but also like a sentient sex toy so hard to find?

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Costco is a hot dog and pizza restaurant that sells bulk items in their gift shop.

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3 years

lmao

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I can tell the exact measurement of anybody’s penis just by putting it in my mouth.

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If a feminine top is a “blouse”, is a masculine bottom a “trouser”?

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The girls that got turned away from Basement are in the Singers backyard rn

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3 years

Just had this amazing date idea.. has anyone heard about this immersive Van Gogh exhibit?

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You guys

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While he’s fisting you he gets down on one knee, he pulls his arm out and there’s a ring in his hand, he proposes and you realize the ring was inside you this whole time 😍 RT if you cried

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@tastybitch69420 Were there twinks in the primordial soup?

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People are just saying things

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Where were the minions on January 6th?

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Zionists, pharma bros, big tech

myles || disco stick

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what are the sister fandoms of little monsters?

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3 years

WOW! This puka shell necklace confirms the existence of gay people as far back as the 6th century!

The Met: Medieval Art

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Beads from a Necklace, 6th–7th century #metmuseum #themet

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Onlyfans has turned pretty boys with big dicks who would have just done porn in the past into “artists” because deep down they don’t want to identify as smut peddlers.

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@gawkcid

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We need a safe space for Covid + people to socialize without the pressure of wearing masks or distancing. Like a cafe.

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