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@lwandleduma79

4 months

My last born daughter is so adorable and beautiful 🥰❤️😍

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@Mbuso__Mthembu Mine vele wadla I lunch sisaya e creche 😬😬😬😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

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@moza_onassis Lol mine as soon as I mentioned sex 2 weeks back he typed - "Dad I only got 3MB left lets talk tomorrow" 😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

I know when my child is not well, immediately after Crèche I noticed she's not responding to me and coughing non stop, had to rush her to hospital and she was having an allergic reaction, every parents worst nightmare eish atleast now she's better💔😔🤗💕

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@MbalentleZN @NgceboMthiya "Asi"? Or "Angi"guli are totally two different things😬🙈🙄🙄😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@ORIGINALFAN7 @ESPNFC The guy has more money than you'll ever dream of having from those penalties and tap ins, so do us a favour and get a really good.........👇😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

How is other countries able to arrest illegal foreigners in their country so easily and South Africa is struggling to arrest millions living here for years mos, our police are useless shame nxm 🙈😬😬

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

2 years

3 people were arrested last night in Arusha, Tanzania, on being in the country illegally. Currently detained at Arusha Central Police Station. Among the arrested, 2 suspected to be Thabo Bester & Dr Nandipha... @pmcafrica

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

If I say this is my aunt angifune kuphikiswa "it's my fucken aunt" siyezwana?💯😂😂🙈🙈

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@lwandleduma79

5 months

@Ori_RSA Otherwise 2054 😅🤣🙈🙆🏾

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

Got me a brand new ride after my previous was written off a month ago 😘🙏🎊🚗👏👏

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@ESPNFC So this is fine and considered a sport, yet the wild life in Africa is facing extinction, A kicks a cat and he loses his sponsorship 😱😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

2 months

@MalumeRichie 4 Dildz are too many for some ppl but 780 Dildz is normal for Diddy 🙆🏾😅⚠️👇🏾

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@MahlodiJR Uzophuma u R4500 wami month end after the instalment?😬😬

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@Cellular_jnr A little sample for those who were too young to see pre-prime and prime Doctor Khumalo, mind you he played all Middlefield positions including wings and play maker, he was skilled and quick, this guy was terrorizing the Argentine premier league and MLS at one point in his career.

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@LindyNtsoko @Michael_Bucwa Frame 1: kuchitheka izishebo phela ufenda ungayeki noma usuchamile akuyekeki, sengathi ungalishiya phakathi🤗🙆 Frame 2: ukhalisa okwengane kuthi fonela omalume ubuze izinkomo zingakhishwa ksasa ziyiswe kwantombi i extra sensitive yhoooo😊😁😁🙆

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@lwandleduma79

5 months

@Miz_Ruraltarain You mean 70 MPs from the ANC are now on R350 unemployment grant 🙈🙈🤣😅 Thank you South Africans 🇿🇦💃

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@sportbible God himself could have voted for Benzema but Messi would've won anyway, it's been like that ever since, even after retirement FIFA will still give him awards for a good retirement better than anyone else retired.🙈🤣😅😅😅😅

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@DipruZ The reason i would never have a Capitec acc: Other banks :- 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶 Capitec :- 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶 😭😭😭😭😭

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

My first and second princess😍🌼💞

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@ESPNUK When last Messi scored a free kick before this one? He had chances 30yrds or less in the world cup and ballooned them all, yet everytime I've seen James Ward-Prowse take a free kick 30yrds or less he scored one, so let's not compare a rare moment with regularity, JWP for me 💯👌

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@ChrisExcel102 I'm not saying they are the same or similar but Ronaldinho popped up recently in a meaningless street soccer match nd no one said he was struggling, these guys are connected to the game nd they find joy in these type of game especially our Kasi guys, I have no problem nd like it.

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@lwandleduma79

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@MveloZulu88 Yeah that last line was unnecessary and not something to be proud of regardless her situation. Being a parent at a teen age is a no no and bad idea, if you don't see it that way, maybe you don't pay enough tax.

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@princessLopie Well ngeke sazi unless sibuze every gal ?🙆😂

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@lwandleduma79

1 year

@andryschurrle @FrankKhalidUK @Ro77ay Milito may have scored twice on that final but this guy set him up 1st goal and caused a lot of problems upfront.

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@THAB4NG How the fuck do you cancel car insurance for a chick especially not a bright one😂😂😬😬

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

Despite having my kids with me all day yesterday at work, I managed to do some work to recover the four days we lost and kudos to my angels for not miss behaving too much 😘😍😬😬

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

Kamaldeen Sulemana is making sure if the Saints go down, he's playing for a Premier league team next season.

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@lwandleduma79

1 year

@MusaThePope Ya'll believe this without any proof but a tweet? 🙆🏽🙈😱

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

Get married young and grow old together ❤️😍💯

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

My little man is getting use to walking to crèche and back home since we don't have a car yet but the kicking rocks part needs to stop🙈😬💕😘

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@Neliswa_Nelli My Queen 👑💕

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@niqita11 Age: 43 Kids: 5 Status : Married to the coolest woman on earth😬

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@siyamtitshana @princessLopie Uyi part ye big five mos musekhona🙆🙈😂😂😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@bakugouvie @lwandleduma79

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@kulanicool A child is a result of your own teaching and hand, I have a 12yr old daughter too but mine prefers learning how to drive than owning a cell phone, we don't allow social media exposure on our kids, we try teaching them something useful in life, values, something constructive.

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@sportbible Poor Pogba no Champions league next season🙈🙈😅😅😅😅

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@realyolah With that Ass you can call a cat 🐈 a hippo who cares mos😬😬😬😂😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@cele_momelezi @justbongza I feel sorry for who ever is dating you or will marry you, awunayo nhlobo 0% 🙈😏

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@Anele William is his father and Harry is his mother 😬

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@harshal57gd At the same age Messi was 32.5 kph and Mbappe is 38.1 kph with Adama Traore at 37.4 kph 😅😅😅😅😅

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@Commander_ZA 💗

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@Matyaleni_ This reminds me of my neighbor's 5yr old daughter who came to me when I was about to open the gate and drove in my yard and said :- "Sawubona Baba Ka Melo (my 3yr old son) cela ungikhonzela kwi boyfriend yami uMelo" I was like Ok ngizokhonza😬😬😂😱

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@lwandleduma79

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@BIndlovukazi Avele ugogo abhale inja🐕as her beneficiary kwi will🙈😅😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@MbaliiMashinini Simthathe kanjani seriously esabukisa ngonina 😔😔🤔

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@IsulamaZwide I have a lot of ex's but they are not on this level, even Jesus himself is saying "Haibo" layekhona manje😂😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@QweenBubbles No open the porn channel for compact viewers hawu 😏😂

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@Dee_nolwazi Is she needs a room mate nayi enye ena 3yrs ayiwadli ama fries 🍟😂😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@So_mila1 This guy doesn't know anything about life and he will learn the hard way one day.😤😢

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@Julius_S_Malema Wena uyi goat yani uhlulwa ukususa iANC 😏😢

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

The best thing about my life💞❤️💕😍

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@akaworldwide Basically ziyamkhalele loya phaphiyos 😂😂🙈🙈

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@ngubane_1 Same WhatsApp group 😱😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@Kevin_kamela @AdvoBarryRoux Don't go near a car, if you already driving, sell the damn car nd take a taxi you'll live longer😂😂😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@Thobil_Mametja Who ever designed the dresses and did make up for them needs to be arrested 😱😱😬😬😬

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@CapitecBankSA I don't bank with you, probably will never bank with you, won't recommend you to my worst enemies to bank with you, I'm just here to sympathize with the customers you let down, shame on you🙄😏😕😬😬

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@Zickiie_S Bekumnandi😬🙈😂

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@ESPNFC After what he did to Yaya he deserves it 😂😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@Lasmeg_ We kinder figured that out our selves 😂😂😬😬

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@Matyaleni_ Here they come irresponsible parents to bash you and defend the rights of your son, saying mean things like you're violating your son's privacy.

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@lwandleduma79

1 month

@_LeratoMabuzaM Isiphingo singangakanani if itheku lilncane ??

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@pmcafrica How is other countries able to arrest illegal foreigners in their country so easily and South Africa is struggling to arrest millions living here for years mos.

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@Marky_AB @niqita11 We both have the same thing even the sometimes happy part😂😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@DjKingCize At least she's not half naked

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@DJFreshSA Is she really immortal? To think her son is on retirement age now nd her grandkinds are grownups, yet she's still looks like she can live another 50yrs mos😂😂🏃🏃

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

I had to look for the original and couldn't find it, this is so disturbing if it's true😢🙄😏🙈😱

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@NellyNesh19 You know what, I'll never complain about my life being tough ever again, other people are so unfortunate I can't imagine being in your shoes, it takes someone with strong will and a world of resilience to be this open and out going😔😒😢

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@GideonsRight @fecundjin @dearxelf @chrissyforeverr The wife tag changes when you're married to roles and duties, you're still a girlfriend but with a more detailed or defined role, most women fail to understand that part but so do men too, some couples struggle because the roles change drastically from when they were dating.

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@Thato67630311 Until you realise what ever she saved is not enough to even pay for the disk of that truck, yet alone buy it 😱😂😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@alu_nessa I'm sorted until march👌😂🙈

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2 years

@Shonny_SA This is real fighting 🙆🏽🙈😁😁😁

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@lwandleduma79

1 year

@WillyJnr23 @TrollFootball We'll know the robbery against Thierry Henry 🤣🤣😬😬

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@sportbible Stepping over the ball and let it run toward you direction doesn't mean you intending to play it, that's why the rule says on side until he "touches" the ball deeming him offside, which he never did touch nd interfere with play. Stop 🛑 creating rules to justify Man City loss.

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@BigZulu_ZN @casspernyovest Why am I seeing chicken licken?😬💯

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@cikimpuntsha I personally put contact, education history nd previous employment history that's, me liking soccer or swimming has nothing to do with the post applying for😂😂🙈🙈🙈

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@NgceboMthiya Uthi uyambonisa Yena: 😂😂😬😬

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@lwandleduma79

1 year

@Shadaya_Knight I honestly like guys like Kane who marry their childhood sweethearts and produce kids like crazy 🤪 🙆🏽🙈😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

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@ramalokot Insurance companies also let down their clients who were stuck their, it's there on their bylaws that they will come assist with ⛽, towing , change tires and other attractions to get you to join them but last weekend proved all are just lies.

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@tsakihyp @NdebeleQueenII Either 😬 or this😂

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@lwandleduma79

1 year

The frustration of coming home every season without a trophy 🏆 you can see who took the brunt of it all 🙆🏽🙈😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@SikhoPhilani Ubhuti technically didn't lie 😂😂😂 Banyana won ✅ 🇹🇷 1+2 🇿🇦=3 goals Aphi amanga ?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

Kodwa obani aba organized le trip?🙈🙈😂😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

1 year

@nndou18 90% of men cheat because of this 😔🙆🏽🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@Bomikazii25 @Pam_M_Official Yazi nizofa nisebancane 😂😂

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@lwandleduma79

5 months

@ramalokot Waiting for you to tell us...🤣🤣🤣🙈🙆🏾

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@YungCule Supporting cast had a lot to do with that 91gls season, he didn't do it by himself.

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@lwandleduma79

3 months

@ChrisExcel102 @Slangforever Are you sure that's not his nephew ⚠️🤣🤣🙆🏾

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@lwandleduma79

10 months

@MirandaevaM People still don't realize the importance of having a driver's license early even if imoto awunayo, not only it give you an advantage on job opportunities but the longer you have your license by the time you afford a car the lower ama premiums but than umuntu wenza akuthandayo🤣

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@Samuel227387901 @piersmorgan This is real and that is fake👌

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@Mr_HandsomeSA ❤️

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@lwandleduma79

3 years

@Zamanduli_N Okwabani ukuthenga umbhede omusha every 4 months 🙈😂😬😂

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

@jollierrr @_BlackZA @Fancy52face Do the same or better instead of trying to steal his generous thunder, when unisef or hope for africa organizations benefit from ads feeding the poor u not saying anything but when a humble man does it with no benefit u criticize, shame😕🙁🙄

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@SihleStan231 Same like Coca-Cola pop stars flops 🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣

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@lwandleduma79

4 years

💗🤗 Spend 4 days with my Princess 😍❤️

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

Choose your preferred choice 😬😬 Option A👇 or Option B👇

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@lwandleduma79

2 years

@MusaKhawula We will never see a white, Indian or coloured Miss South Africa, we're actually the same as the old Republic when apartheid was happening, People like Anele make it obviously painful, we might as well call White's the "K" word nd Indian's Kulas coz we doing the same now.