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Philani Sikho

2 years

Do you guys know of this video, when the BBC interviewed the wrong Guy (excuse the pun). Hilarious😂😂. This was in 2006. @2022AFRICA #SKKhoza

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

The newly elected Provincial Chair, Sboniso Duma, of the ANC starts his reign with lies😭😭😭 #ANCKZNconference

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

8 months

1/n. The below picture was me in #TheDRC in 2008, my first deployment under Pres Mbeki as the CIC of the Armed Forces. When I arrived as part of the United Nations Armed Forces, there were already some 106 #SANDF Soldiers that had lost their lives in the DRC by then over the...

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Philani Sikho

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2 years

Wait a minute! I have seen this posture and that smile before😳. Who saw the body of Ananias Mathe when he died? Could it be...? Nah, I am giving Dr Nandipha too much credit... #ThaboBesterArrested #DrNandipha Bloemfontein

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

7 months

We just don't care, hey😲. A School with Grades R to 7 has this number of parents coming to attend the election of the School's Governing Body😳. Then when SGBs decides to introduce new languages we are up in arms! Useless I tell you🤞🏿. Mind you, this is a postponed meeting

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

7 months

One started Touch HD and the other, Massiv Metro. They both strongly believed they had a huge following and that they will dent the SABC's numbers, forgetting that their following was based on them being at the SABC. Typical mistake made by people when they leave work 1/2...

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

6 years

Imagine supporting a bank that gives your fees to racists such as #AdamCatzavelos . I asked @Nedbank what their stance is, and they gave a generic response. I went to the nearest #Nedbank and I closed my account with them.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@SznTenHag @FabrizioRomano @che___xo He is actually 🇿🇦 all-time record scorer for the national teal. Here is his record on Club football.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

3 years

Ntando Duma needs to see this to understand why paraplegic parkings are designated and are made to be slightly wider than the normal parking bays.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

3 years

@Callmethaboo2nd When abazalwane were fighting over lateness🤣😂😂😂

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

3 years

@SibsMacd Ranger: Passengers nthuseng!! Passengers: 😀🤳

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

3 years

@JournalistWILLS @Pedro_Penda I fully agree! She has been on this earth before😂😂😂

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@SikhoPhilani

5 years

@DonovanGoliath This absent father phenomenon is almost everywhere! Unless dad was taking the pictures 🤔. Great photo shoot.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 months

@naledimashishi "This sounds like a lie"😭. A simple search of online news will even give videos😩. But, alas! Naledi has spoken.

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@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@SABCNews And there we have it, right on cue, Your Honour!

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@SikhoPhilani

4 years

@takie_marley Had she not said it here, she was going to live with that regret for the rest of her life. Perfect timing👌.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

3 years

@LindaMoeketsi Please don't laugh at my question, I genuinely want to know, why is this gent wearing a helmet!?

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

Imagine trying to win any competition with such players🗑️🗑️. Njabulo Ngcobo costs the team, he then goes and does this💀 I feel sorry for Kaizer Chiefs coaches! Zwane #Zwane #KaizerChiefs #SSDiski #Arrows

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

3 years

@KingPin_Mathe @Pedro_Penda @skandi_kid Are you ready for this😥😥😥

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

3 months

It was at this point that Minister Ntshavheni realised, we are possibly listening to the future president of the country👌🏿👌🏿. Clarity from Minister Ramokgopa! What a sweeper!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

8 months

of our. training as soldiers. Soldiers aren't trained to guard cabbages😒. But toy CICs would want us to believe that! The stability of the #SADC region is critical in reducing the number of asylum seekers that will ultimately run into SA! 3/n

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

9 months

Hhayi this programme director of the #MatricResults2023 is not make sure😒. She struggles to read even the most basic of words and names! I suppose a true reflection of our education system🤔

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

5 years

@HermaineM ❤

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

7 months

... to be entrepreneurs. That the connections and networks you make, are mostly interested in you because of where you work or the influence there. Glad to see they were able to swallow their pride and get back to being salaried. 2/2.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@LynchCoach It was so easy to decide who will be Kitshoff😂😂🤣🤣. #RWC2023 #RWCFinal #SAvNZ #NZLvRSA

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@bataphly01 @Shes_fair @wimpy_sa 😂🤣😂I think these staff members run their own parallel Wimpy at the back office. They come with their own meat, chips and wors and they take the money!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@Bangzz_world 😂😂🤣😂

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@bchinyakata @mona_tef @azzuilo @Dontre191397721 @Jonatha35301534 @Lastborn7Tee @PHINDA_OMUHLE @elder_zagga @Nasvision @Jnr2nd @Ke_Arturo Imagine if there was no footage! Poor driver would have been blamed for so many things. There aren't even witnesses who were going to side with the driver.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@RonaldPhiri01 Probably the Rainbow Nation Arch Tutu dreamt of😂😂😂. But they are all pulling in the wrong direction.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

3 years

@Pedro_Penda Our kids are special☺. Look how easily she switches between IsiXhosa and English! With ease, class and fluency🙌!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

4 years

When, Minister @JacksonMthembu_ posted with his wife, in her work uniform, I had extra respect for him and his family! #RIPJacksonMthembu .

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

5 months

@MadiBoity In KZN, this was the final nail in the coffin...

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@but_zena 😭😭😭🤣😂

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

8 months

As "young" as I was, I was entrusted with leading missions with Forces from other countries. I'm also proud that not once did I leave any of my members on the ground. It's strange that politicians are using this as a campaign tool to ganner votes now😧. Here we were in Kinshasa..

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

7 months

Dr Nandipha Magudumane's brother, Nathi Sekeleni is really singing like a Mockingbird on this #ThaboBester documentary😳😳. Throwing everyone under the bus, including his dad🤣😂 #TrackingThaboBester

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

8 months

Not thread related, I hope we are aware that the country, Burundi had a lot of conflicts in the mid 2000s and the SANDF also assisted in that country and it still is relatively stable. That is why you would hardly hear any of our foreigners say they come from Burundi....

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

4 years

@euphonik Whoever is advising you, my guy, doesn't like you, friends included! With so many avenues you can explore, you constantly come here to embarrass yourself. You are proving your "innocence" to people who have nothing to gain or lose.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

8 months

... years. Just because we are approaching elections, the unfortunate passing of SANDF soldiers in a mission area is turned into a spectacle and a political game! I deployed again in 2009 under Pres. Zuma, we lost several of our brothers and sisters. It was the culmination 2/n...

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@tweetbylihle 🤣😂🤣"Ungtshele makukhona okuhluphayo sis wami"

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

4 years

@iam_simplicity @hlulany_Riks The word "needy" now worries people!? My goodness! What is this world turning out to be😥😥

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@NdabaMandela 😂😂😂

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

8 months

@TheyloveDenz And just like that, her job just flew past her, just like an aviator!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

9 months

@MDNnewss What is frustrating in situations such as these is that you will think because you studied, qualified and practiced, you will at least be recognised, only for the likes of Mr Boshoff to disrespect you like this! Eyi inzima impilo yomuntu omnyama!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

3 years

@theysaythankyou @Paps__Bacela Give it another 2 hours, something better will come up😂😂😂

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

5 years

@missmarumo @Mzansimagic When the bosses are away over the weekend and an intern issues a statement😂🤣🤣

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@Mbhele_Xoli Me counting how many Yhoos I have left for the year😳😳. It doesn't look good for me.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

AND! Ananias mathe was in a Prison in Kokstad, which is about an hour from Port Edward, which is where #DrNandipha 's father was arrested! 😂😂🤣😂! It must be him!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@SABreakingNews In the movie, "Jerusalem", Lucky Kunene wanted to take over hijacked buildings, in Hillbrow... And years later, Kenny Kunene is trying to take back hijacked buildings, in Hillbrow!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

7 months

@Newzroom405 It was always a mistake appointing a senior member of the IFP to be the Prime Minister of the Zulu nation by Isilo🤞🏿. Buthelezi is using this platform to fight political battles. Duma had every right to reprimand him.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 months

@collen_sambo2 Mnxm! No wonder that useless Youtube channels of yours has 80 views after a year, people see the type of person you are.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

Also add that Ananias Mathe was (is) from Mozambique and #DrNandipha and #ThaboBester were caught with a Mozambican when they were stopped in Tanzania...😳😳😳

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@pmcafrica She multiplied🤣😂😂

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

4 years

@LethaboLT1 @she_speakslife 😂🤣🤣🤣Legend! She wants to be arrested via Bluetooth!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

7 months

@ShabbaCT Absolutely love your honesty😂🤣. And trust me, you are not the only one who knew it like that. I also don't blame you considering it is ran by close to 20 000 people😂🤣

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

The East London, #Enyobeni tragic incident seems to have all the similarities with the Throb Disaster incident in Chatsworth from the early 2000s.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@Queenin_M Starring : Lungile Phenyane Co-Starring : Lungile Phenyane Director : Lungile Phenyane Producer : Lungile Phenyane Stunts : Lungile Phenyane Extras : Lungile Phenyane 🤣🤣🤣Talk about occupying space!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

4 years

@Buhle_Nolls 😂😂Jealous people will be seeing SMEG here, kanti the post is about those innocent muffins!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

7 months

@Penelope_Makala Nobody is saying they haven't tried. That those lasted that long was a miracle on its own. What I am saying is that they shouldn't mislead people.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@Solphendukaa You have to be some kind of a special case to think you can just make fun of people's livelihoods like this. Let alone that the drivers, who are trying to make an honest living, could have lost their lives! Nibadala mahhala nje, ingqondo ayikho!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 months

@naledimashishi At least it no longer sound as a lie that there are Nigerians who use forged South African documentation to enter other countries👍🏿👍🏿

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

8 months

with soldiers from Nepal. Had recently been redeployed from a town called Beni, in the Nord Kivu province to the province of Equateur where the rebels had fled to.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

10 months

@Newzroom405 @ZakithiBiyase Courts strike again! As always, they will not be held liable for the chaos that will ensue!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@PearlThusi Nawe you got pregnant whilst being the face of Lovere Plus condoms🙄🙄and you want us to believe you are a decent lady?

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@murendimukumela For a better view and assessment; 1. This is the N1 (National Road, Limpopo) 2. Pic 1 is the direction the Yaris was coming from. 3. Pic 2 is the direction the Bakkie was coming from. 4. K53 is important and the buying of licenses should be condoned.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

#ManchesterUnited brought in Benni McCarthy and #LiverpoolFC let go of Sadio Mané and both the teams have never been the same since these decisions! #BHALIV Liverpool

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

8 months

@goolammv @NoncebaMhlauli 🙏🏿🙏🏿You are welcome.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

4 years

@NkanyeziKubheka You really don't need to look too far for encouragement! You will be okay brazo.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@CD_Musgrave "Don't worry my friend, just buy the license and you will learn to drive in your own car". Learning to drive in your own car👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿. So glad she didn't damage any other person's car.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

6 years

@GallagherHiro @AdvBarryRoux With Somizi, just look at his mom and there can be no better imagination of him in the future.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@GodPenuel Talk about comparing apples and potatoes😭. You are not okay🤞🏿. Do a simple exercise, call an insurer and request a vehicle insurance quote, tell them you are Penuel Mlotshwa. Call them again and say you are Peter Starc and give them the exact profile, then come back here.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@PetersWonderboy As a wise Tweetarian once said, "A man fleeing war takes his family, a man going to war goes alone". These men are here for a war and the only people unprepared for that war are us.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

5 months

@Kim_Laura1 One of those things that will make Twitter people angry, but it is the truth.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@chrisiieykay @trillteamleon 😭😭And you could be 100% correct. Not the ones who pulled the trigger but the ones who sent them.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

8 months

@Morganical00 Really cannot comment on that, but as Soldiers, we work on commands. So whoever is the President of the country has that power. If you were to be President of the country tomorrow, you will basically have the whole SANDF at your command.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@Phislash Not the chicken running away when he is about the feed the cow i-Kentucky😭😭😭😭

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@MulderCorn @IOL @News24 @cnni @FoxNews @elonmusk @BBCBreaking @maroelamedia You, of all people, Corne should remember that even the ANC members were called terrorists. You will also remember that, all they required was to be recognized in the land of their forefathers. Needless to remind you, you were against this...

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@RoryPetzer With another R1bn, we can double these numbers🤣🤣😂

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

5 years

@SABCNewsOnline Was it @MbalulaFikile who said he "should fill in the gap"😂😂😂😂. I see what he did there! Savage!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@sa_crime These are disciplined members of the SAPS. They are really calm. Being intentionally provoked and they act like this. Kudos to them🙏🏾🙏🏾

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@koko_matshela Yet he has achieved what you haven't achieved with all your degrees. Let's say you are always on the mark, how is that working out for you? And no, he has never appeared in court with his wife and daughter. What about you, Mnumzane?

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

3 years

@Siya_Phungula @ennockmartZA 2rd one😭😭

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@Zah_Zungu 🤣😂I think they need to exhume Ananias' body! Ngeke phela, vele izinto zama plastic surgery ezakhe u Dr nandipha! Plus Ananias tried escaping from a maximum prison! 😂😂🤣

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

11 months

@Newzroom405 @ramalokot Seeing that there is some movement on this front, when is @USAmbRSA leaving?!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

5 years

@Abramjee Probably back in Zim by now. He will come back as Lovemore.

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@SikhoPhilani

5 months

@BurnleyOfficial We warned you...

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Philani Sikho

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1 year

@Zikamnyamane Aaaaah! This dance😂🤣🤣. With a couple of more salaries, there will be something to shake! What a feeling!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@NenekaziJ @Fana___N Break the glass coffee table😂. I know, it is difficult to keep up with Twitter trends.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

1 year

@News24 @News24Arts She is 23 and was probably in high school in 2018. That definitely is not long time ago, just 2 years before COVID☹️. A great article to share with kids so that they know that in one way or the other, your decisions will always come back to you.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

7 months

@soft_da_rapper 😂🤣😂If it was possible, they were going to even remove the word, "ISolezwe"!

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

10 months

@womenforchange5 @SechogelaPhadim It's like these criminals are out there to prove they are above the law! You'd seear they specifically targeted a GBV Social Worker just to prove they can do as they please💔💔💔.

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

6 months

@MonateReal It's like saying working in a mortuary will make you fear driving a car again. But you will still drive. Some things in life we just thing about them in passing and life continues😂😂😂

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@SikhoPhilani

2 years

@Tamara_ntombie @Mpumiln Adabule i slip after that😭😭

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@SikhoPhilani

7 months

@mpilokhumalo_ He knew he had only 1 job and boy does he deliver🤣😂. The King came through for us🙏🏿. Ome of the best camera person who's ever graced the TL🤣😂. Cool, calm, and collected!

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Philani Sikho

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2 years

@tyengeni1954 So unfortunate that your eyes are only miraculously opening now. I served in the SANDF for 7 years and these exercises have always been a norm. So much so, that these specific ones were approved during Pres. Zuma's tenure...

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2 years

Parents meeting day. The meeting was scheduled to start at 17h45, it's 17h48 now😏

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Philani Sikho

@SikhoPhilani

6 months

@Nhleiks5 By refusing to answer questions? By asking Xoli if he declares board meeting minutes of Newzroom Afrika? Knowing very well that Newzroom isn’t campaigning to be elected? You guys get excited by useless things😂😂🤣

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1 year

@vsejanea 😂😂😂You can see with how often his eyes look away that he is scared! What a scammer!

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3 years

@WhyUfikeLate Asinayo indishi enkulu kanje!

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Philani Sikho

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4 years

@Wes_Nyakzin_ The way the snatcher takes it from the snatchee, it's as if they have been sharing these masks from Mpumalanga to the Free State😂🤣😂

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1 year

@SharleneBotha_ 😭😭You must take some very rare drugs to think of such!🙌🙌👏👏

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5 months

@Thabo_Tshaba @TimesLIVE As a wise Tweetarian once said, "A man fleeing war takes his family, a man going to war goes alone". These men are here for a war and the only people unprepared for that war are us. So many men😳.

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