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i’m not the guy who didn’t create that thing you never knew about.

Georgia
Joined June 2009
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@lvwrfl
levi
6 years
i can’t believe i was ever 14 years old it just doesn’t seem like something i’d do
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4 years
George Washington before his $1 bill photoshoot
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7 years
there is not a single tooth in this photo
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Intl. Business Times
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A groundbreaking report on secret FBI investigations reveal white supremacists are infiltrating US law enforcement
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6 years
i never realize how bad i am at flirting until after the fact
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9 years
who tf needs this much cinnamon http://t.co/rxuebxPdqn
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8 years
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7 years
me talking with a customer: ▶ 🔘──────── 0:00:02 me complaining about that customer: ▶ 🔘──────── 1:38:49
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7 years
me thinking nobody can tell i’m stoned
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9 years
my aunt: why u kids always on them phones cant u have a real conversation me: *puts down phone* *crosses legs* why did u melt the ice caps
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9 years
when the white kid in class punches his desk and whispers something under his breath http://t.co/qleMnOs0vQ
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She realized queers love to gatekeep talent so she had to make a public service announcement that she's been ghost mothering a genre right under your noses and rightfully demanding the flowers she diligently sowed
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@lvwrfl
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7 years
i wanna be this high right now
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10 years
you know adam & eve story? maybe our society is the new adam & eve and we took a bite of the apple... look at the back of your phone #dale
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7 years
me trying find out who's ruining my life
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9 years
whatever this is its a gemini http://t.co/UgKcyaANCt
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9 years
more like 100 years worth of dicks I would s***uck
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2 years
i wonder if when my dad bought these boots in 1976 he ever thought that his gay son would wear them to take thirst traps for the internet (in this scenario he foreshadows the world wide web and its uses)
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8 years
me: I have so much shit to do today me to me: smoke weed
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8 years
hollyweed being the first viral headline of 2017 is a good sign
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8 years
me and my friends: we can't stay out late tonight us at 3 am:
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8 years
me: I'm not even going to text him me 5 minutes later:
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9 years
I'm sobbing
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@lvwrfl
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7 years
you know what? im just gonna say it i don't care about my own well-being
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8 years
every time I log onto twitter
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2 years
click it or ticket!!!
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10 years
interviewer: drop us a freestyle iggy: lol aight iggy: obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guave juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fri
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7 years
me: is buying more weed worth it my depression & anxiety:
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1 year
good morning
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7 years
me when friends post a selfie: yes bitch this cured my aneurism i'm wiring you $10,000 right now my friends when i post a selfie:
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2 years
Hiiiii
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7 years
me in middle school: You stupid druggie! The crack must make you forget English. me in college: bet ugly'ies whom'st've tryna hit the Blent
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8 years
polls open til 2am guys $5 ladies free before 11
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7 years
weed and my last brain cell
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8 years
calling planned parenthood an abortion clinic is like calling walmart a bookstore
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7 years
i have not a damn clue
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1 year
i'm bout to bust (out of this outfit)
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8 years
so happy it's finally #HeterosexualPrideDay !!! it's been a whole day since the last one
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4 years
is this allowed
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4 years
@Troyyxy She’s taking the pictures.....
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9 years
Hello. it’s me innit. Listen - tried ringing ya loads m8
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8 years
college advisors be like my office hours are 4:32-4:36 am on every third Tuesday of the month when Mercury is in retrograde. email is best
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4 years
my twink era was such a chefs kiss
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5 years
me sober —> tipsy —> drunk
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6 years
hearing pooh say “christopher robin” genuinely triggered something deep within today might be cancelled
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The Hundred Acre Wood is opening up to the world. Watch the new teaser trailer for Disney's #ChristopherRobin . 🍯
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9 years
TODAYS THE DAY 😊😊 http://t.co/RsBsFtPNs8
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7 years
when i'm high in public off indica vs sativa
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7 years
"hey bitch what's up bitch suck my dick bitch...... let me talk to you"
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10 years
When bae says "ride it" and u already givin it ya best http://t.co/b4VZcUvrzb
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8 years
me after failing to accomplish even the bare minimum
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9 years
Terrorist destroys local town to show how corrupt their capitalist society is #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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7 years
me: h- old person when it's raining: i bet the plants are loving this
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10 years
and you wonder how I stole your man sweetie :) http://t.co/4GHET7n8jn
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9 years
you can't even afford a phone to call her @DrakeBell http://t.co/KA6ManmM9l
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4 years
all of these shirts are the same size tag and why I have trust issues
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4 years
my cat at 4 am:
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12 years
i'd rather be funny than attractive but thank god i'm both
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8 years
my therapist asked if I felt it was necessary to be the funniest person in the room as if I have control over that
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7 years
why do i think i can smoke before getting ready..... then im 45 min late bc i couldn't find my cowboy boots i never owned in the first place
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10 years
There's no limit to a shortcut so when I say hi to people they'll get the entire script to Bee Movie http://t.co/B2299rwZMZ
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11 years
Queen Latifa opens a dentistry office called Cleen MyTeefa
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4 years
two tales of the same body
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7 years
friend: don't act high for like 2 min me: i got this server: and for you ? me:
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7 years
guy: wanna chill later me: does face mask, plucks eyebrows, runs 2 miles, moisturize my entire body with coconut oil me: ya i guess
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7 years
i can’t imagine going 20 minutes without smoking weed so i left room on my face so the bong doesn’t ruin my mask it’s called ingenuity
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7 years
i hate seeing birds run just fly you dumbass
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7 years
oh my fuckin god she's fuckin dead
@ThatEricAlper
Eric Alper 🎧
8 years
What is this chapter of your life called?
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8 months
one of my vocal stims is singing "too what end" in reference to this skit
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8 years
lena dunham: Now, i haven't personally had the pleasure of being a syrian refugee, but
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10 years
girl: omg what shade of lipstick is that me: Spaghetti Sauce from Last Night <3
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7 years
i know this lil bitch has some tea
@pvrdonmydelay
elle ⚡️
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OH MY GODD He's looking straight at the camera with crossed paws this is the best photo I've taken
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6 years
me holding a mad carl (2019) X hercules and the nemean lion (1927)
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6 years
sativa be like good evening sweetheart :)<3 and indica be like Gitcho googley eyed ass over here ol bowling ball head ass anteater lookin mf
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7 years
*feels slight back pain* my brain: the STD u contracted this afternoon from the shopping cart handle is attacking ur central nervous system
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2 years
Gm queens and queers
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4 years
finally worked out🥲
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7 years
remember when you'd go to the bathroom in middle school and see a kid in a desk that was placed right out the door? That was me
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7 years
me: smokes 6 bowls everyday for a month also me: Wherefore doest mine own tol'rance continueth to rise?
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10 years
halloween costume ideas: - sexy mitt romney - regular mitt romney but then I rip it off during the party to reveal a sexy mitt romney
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8 years
me to the courtroom sketch artist: omg send me that
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7 years
my last brain cell as i light the blent
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8 years
i got so high last night i crawled into my roommates bed, took her laptop while she was doing homework, and wrote an email to Netflix
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Beware of the cat
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9 years
I just want like one fucking day? just for 24 hours I want to have 24 hours without hearing or seeing a yellow minion is that so much to ask
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7 years
whenever i'm depressed everything i do is depression related like oh that's just my depression acne or i got into a depression car accident
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