Lawrence Lewitinn, CFA ▪️ @lvlewitinn Twitter profile

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4 years

@NYCMayor “The Jewish Community”? Which one? The Modern Orthodox on the UWS? The Reform alter cockers on the UES? The Syrian Jews of Midwood? The Bukharians of Queens? Oh, wait, you mean the Satmars of W’burg. Why don’t you say so instead of inflaming antisemtism, you imbecile.

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@NYCMayor Every time I talk about you, I don’t just say “the schmuck community”. I specify. Like, “that giant oaf grifter who shakes down real estate developers in exchange for favors.”

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2 years

When 23 year olds run a newsroom and social media are your only metric, tweets become top stories.

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@nour_zeidan If he had won games, he could have worn an ISIS patch and no one would have complained.

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That’s my cousin @ReneeTabache on her 10th birthday. They played a show (she was one of the only people there; one of their earlier gigs) and they all played laser tag after.

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I still can’t get over this. #mychemicalromance

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4 years

@NYCMayor Note that most of the NYC’s Hasidic communities have not only suffered disproportionately from covid but also volunteered their help. The Mayor took a specific incident in the Satmar community to lash out at NYC’s Jewish community as a whole.

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@MaxNordau My new profile pic just dropped.

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2 years

Lord, please give me the confidence of a crypto CEO being interviewed on CNBC.

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@PunamRaneFG You read something you wrote. You are a nutjob, and you should resign.

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@Marwa__Osman

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2 years

@MeredithLoftus Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien by Edith Piaf.

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@lvlewitinn

3 years

Sh*tfluencers: “ #Bitcoin is an inflation hedge and safe haven in times of crisis.” BTC 1-yr ago: $57,492 (CPI: +1.4%) BTC today: $37,714 (CPI: +7.5%) I dunno. Maybe come up with a better narrative?

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6 years

Ruth Bader Ginsburg should do outreach for Chabad. No one in modern history has ever made so many atheists spontaneously pray.

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2 years

@AnaKasparian Me reading the responses.

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@AbbyMartin I’m no strategist, but I’m sensing that maybe firing rockets on Israel is a bad idea.

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@nsdoud Have they thought of releasing the hostages yet?

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2 years

@ManhattanDA Weird. The Manhattan DA’s office always seems to be short staffed when it comes to prosecuting violent offenders. Where did they get the manpower for this?

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@lvlewitinn

6 months

@bluepashminas If you thought that was bad, imagine being at the Nova festival.

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3 years

@nbjewbolshevik This is a parody account, correct?

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3 years

Tell me you hold Chinese commercial paper without saying you hold Chinese commercial paper.

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@lvlewitinn

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@jtbthought I'm really, truly enjoying the paranoia of the technologically challenged. It's amusing to watch them speculate on how the devices in their lives work. It's like asking toddlers to explain iPads. Please, keep going. I'm loving this.

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4 years

@ChuckModi1 @exjon @Deadspin This clip is proof you were the creepiest bro in that crowd. You stayed after to harass them after that ordeal. You couldn’t leave them in peace. You wanted a forced confession to exonerate you. That is some serious male entitlement right there.

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@BryanforHD2 The big takeaway here is that Cowboys fans get really pissy about not being in the Super Bowl for so long.

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4 years

@NYCMayor Without the “you people” part: “My message to all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives.”

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1 year

@ArminRosen Did you not read their charter? People say who they are.

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@lvlewitinn

2 years

This was recorded in the summer of 2021. Afterwards, we were berated on Twitter by @AlamedaTrabucco and @SBF_FTX for this interview. Another person to do that to me, @christinenews and @emilydparker was @stablekwon .

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@lvlewitinn

6 years

This is nuts: If you had listened to @aplusk when he tweeted this about @SenSanders and @realDonaldTrump , you would have bought #Bitcoin at $378 and realized close to 10x returns over three years. To paraphrase @APompliano , you'd be long Bitcoin, short the temper tantrums.

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Why do I get the feeling that the best hedge against a Sanders or Trump nomination may be buying bitcoin?

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@briebriejoy Wait, you mean she had a chance of getting your vote before?

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4 years

@NYCMayor That this said the same thing without singling out one group shows how damning the original was.

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6 years

Hey, HODL bros, time to downgrade your Lambo dreams to a Subaru.

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@lvlewitinn

3 years

@SenWarren You were as truthful here as you were with this:

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@asadnasir2000 Source: Trust me, bro.

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@owenjonesjourno Let's be perfectly clear, Owen. You're a repugnant piece of garbage.

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@lvlewitinn

3 years

@primalpoly Wilde. He invented tweets before there were tweets.

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@lvlewitinn

6 years

My fascinating—and shocking—interview with @Bitfinexed :

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@lvlewitinn

27 days

@RashidaTlaib Hezbollah killed hundreds of American servicemen. He was dispatched to hell with relatively few casualties considering the alternatives. People talk about dual loyalties but in your case, you don’t have that problem.

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@freemonotheist As the son, grandson, and great grandson of Egyptian born people, I can say that the best thing to happen to these artifacts was their preservation in Europe. The museum in Cairo is a disaster. Egypt mistreated its relics. This guy should be sending love letters to Britain.

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@SaulStaniforth Weird: Nearly all of the "victims" were men between the ages of 18 and 50. If not them, then it was their kids who were holding onto their devices. I wonder what the connection was.

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@lvlewitinn

9 days

@middleschool101 Stop opining on subjects you know nothing about.

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@lvlewitinn

5 years

Funny this is all happening when Tether is falling apart. Seriously, can you imagine if the NYSE or NASDAQ said, “yeah, sorry but someone stole a few thousand shares from us.” Even during all the mismanagement leading to the financial crisis didn’t have such goofiness.

Binance

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5 years

Binance Security Breach Update

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5 months

@TheFP @benkawaller What is architexture?

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5 years

Tether and Bitfinex are trying hard to be the slowest train wreck ever witnessed.

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3 years

“According to the order, Tether retained an accounting firm to perform a review of Tether reserves on a date Tether selected in advance, and Bitfinex transferred over $382 million to Tether’s bank account in advance of that review.”

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Crypto thinking: “Every time there’s bad news about Tether, Bitcoin rallies. However, it’s purely coincidence.”

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@lvlewitinn

3 years

@karol You mean like he did for James Franco? Oh, wait....

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@lvlewitinn

3 years

Another one?

Whale Alert

@whale_alert

3 years

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 100,000,000 #USDT (100,000,000 USD) transferred from Tether Treasury to #FTX

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Interviewed @FrancisSuarez today on @CoinDesk ’s First Mover with @christinenews and @emilydparker . We asked tough questions and he gave detailed answers:

Miami the Next Crypto Capital of the World? | First Mover

Miami mayor Francis Suarez discusses the city's first-mover advantage and ambition in the race to become the world's next crypto capital with incentives to c...

www.youtube.com

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@lvlewitinn

3 years

Shady people don’t like being asked simple questions on air.

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@lvlewitinn

2 years

@Track17K Top of the fold, though? We just had the most populous country on earth witness their former president removed by force from a meeting as the current president firms his grip on power. The choice of priority is absurd.

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5 years

@HenMazzig Israeli food belongs to Israelis but kosher restaurants belong to people who hate good service.

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1 year

@SaraEisen Thank you for posting this.

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@cliffschecter @bethanyshondark You don’t seem unhinged at all, Cliff.

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@lvlewitinn

6 years

So this happened. ⁦ @Bitfinexed ⁩ really needs to be saluted banging this drum months ago.

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@lvlewitinn

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@UdontSayReally @MaxNordau You must be a fun person to go on a date with.

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@lvlewitinn

3 years

When audits?

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@lvlewitinn

5 years

In the past 30 days, half a billion new tethers made their way into the market. Nothing to see here, folks.

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@lvlewitinn

5 years

60% (at least) of the trades against Bitcoin on exchanges are against Tether. @krakenfx 's Jesse Powell: "According to Powell, Tether is also a much smaller part of the bitcoin exchange ecosystem than it may appear to the outside observer." JFC.

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@lvlewitinn

3 years

I’ll go first:

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3 years

Thanks for this @ninjasticc . I'm not sure I see what the precise issue is, but here's my guess: If the concern is Evergrande, see our earlier statement: If the concern is Chinese CP, as such, we have published the ratings on our portfolio and the 1/3

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3 years

If the Taliban succeeds in overthrowing the Afghan government again and if it were to make a crypto legal tender, an unfortunate amount of crypto bros would cheer it on Twitter and invite their reps to conferences.

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@lvlewitinn

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@OlaverriaMelvin @Srirachachau Literally discriminant.

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@lvlewitinn

3 years

Who wants to explain how money laundering works to @PeterMcCormack ?

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3 years

I genuinely don’t understand NFTs of rocks and penguins being bought for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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@lvlewitinn

3 years

The hardest working man in journalism is @nikhileshde

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3 years

UPDATE: @USTreasury Secretary @SecYellen said she was grateful to the bipartisan group of lawmakers who worked on the compromise, and that the compromise "will make meaningful progress on tax evasion in the cryptocurrency market." @nikhileshde reports

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@lvlewitinn

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@BigMeanInternet Wait, where did those thousands of rockets in the north come from? Please keep holding your breath. Don’t ever stop.

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@lvlewitinn

1 year

@CoriBush If you’re trying to get everyone to focus on AIPAC, you’re just confirming what we know you’re about.

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@lvlewitinn

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@jricole I didn’t see his LinkedIn. Did he have any other jobs?

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