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@middleschool101

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disgraced financier with a particular set of skills

Joined February 2009
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Hoping to start a fight at the gym
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so there's this body of water
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(2/2) including the Golan Heights in my map of Palestine. The shirt has been corrected and any previous orders will be re-issued. All profits go to Healing our Homeland, a Palestinian women-led mutual aid fund. Buy yours today!
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It’s thanksgiving on the L train. I love New York
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POV you’re a funny joke on my phone
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(1/2) To everyone hurt by my last tweet, I hear you. I spoke on a sensitive issue without having the full picture, and your responses opened my eyes to my ignorance. In light of what I’ve learned, I want to issue a sincere apology for
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(1/2) To everyone hurt by my last tweet, I hear you. I spoke on a sensitive issue without having the full picture, and your responses opened my eyes to my ignorance. In light of what I’ve learned, I want to issue a sincere apology for
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@nournoornur 🥰🥰🥰😤😤😤
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Thank you to my haters ❤️🤍💚🖤
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This is the only thing I remember from high school and I wasn’t even there when it happened
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Timmy Thick Timmy Thin
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Just dropped a bunch of new shirts and will be donating all profits to Palestinian mutual aid
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@churchofysl Charlotte:
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Checking myself for ticks
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the full spread #Ltrainthanksgiving
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the true star of last night: mama swift http://t.co/p2nAoRoHkS
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my formal apology: http://t.co/ZrLeEPW3lU
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Jesus was hung… Bi Latin Men
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advice to swifters who wanna meet the one and only: down a bottle of tequila before the show
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@YaasHaas @nypost It is my video and no the NYpost cannot use it LMAO
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@andrewgnzalez Unless….
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Let’s solve it at
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@bourgeoisprixk Link in bio moikkaaaaa ❤️
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Thinking ….
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Moments before disaster
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@TennysonTV I walked into the L on Sunday night expecting a quiet and dull commute, only to find a joyous group of revelers sitting at a fully loaded Thanksgiving table and offering a plate to everyone on the train. It was the most heartwarming thing I’ve ever seen. All power to the people
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If you’re gonna come for my legs you gotta post a pic of yours. Let’s go leg to leg
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My aunt has had this audiobook open on her car for 4 years
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hi new oomfies ….
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Fun fact: mike pence lives in my aunts neighborhood, and nearly every house on his block has a rainbow flag in their front yard
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what should I throw at taylor swift tonight
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that feeling when u spot your design at a luxury store 😎 http://t.co/1POfnmnbdc
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Thinking about the girl who said I look like brad Pitt at a day rave in Helsinki and is now fully a mother
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*specifically seeks out friends who share my interests and anxieties* me: do you do this thing them: yeah me: thank god im normal
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a group of female humans discovering the ipad camera http://t.co/Xxw0v7gWXE
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The Baudelaire children to all of the adults at the end of every book
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Easy solution
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Me and the boys showing up to fire island
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made some merch for the upcoming revolution, proceeds go to @MNFreedomFund
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I fear that after the suspended adolescence of living with my parents for much of 2020, I will enter a turbo-adulthood in which I start staying at boutique hotels, get really into investing,, experience a mid life crisis and then die of pancreatic cancer
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@middleschool101
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My disciples gathering for worship http://t.co/pQv3UUleFq
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moments like these make me appreciate the fact that I soon will no longer live in this state http://t.co/yt93SKns4y
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@Abood_Wadi1 @dr_cuse We’ve got international delivery yeah
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Everyone in Richmond either looks like Drew Barrymore from scream or a burnt out Billie eilish
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Something to dread today
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Giving my brain a vacation
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if anybody wants to sleep with me now is your chance http://t.co/AtXVuQFI
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Guess my Venmo activism is over!
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@instantfamily Remember when mark wahlberg gouged a Vietnamese guy’s eye out while high on angel dust
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what if it turns out west po prom dates is mr hardison and he just knows alot about us
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This with someone you hate >>
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@WestPoPromDates No I'm busy going through my hundreds of prom date applications
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the pizzas are here http://t.co/2qH73YlZP2
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Whether we win or lose, I will continue to oppress women, as I have been doing since Nov. 3, 2016.
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a great turnout for english class today http://t.co/3Yo1wYwmr2
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Me trying to get to the front of the venue with my friends
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Lets give a big hand to the featured artists http://t.co/RAEwkFsOfd
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today I learned the Americans with Disabilities Act specifically labels addiction as a disability. so instead of sending people to jail for having heroin, meth, etc we legally should be treating them with scientifically proven medical approaches. why is this not happening
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Croc martens: a new product for dads still in touch with their punk roots
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CEO fired my #1 hater let’s celebrate THAT!
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My parents...I worry about them........
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Day 120 of avoiding knowing a single thing about Wordle. Mental health never better
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please elect bernie sanders he is our only chance for survival
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just moisturized my body before bed and now my couch has a massive oil stain on it. how do people do this
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when u readin a comic book and then the guy in the comic book gets on ur bus http://t.co/lHTrjxgs2v
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trust men or be Chinese
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@middleschool101
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beautiful potomac sunrise 🌅👌 http://t.co/rUqHXz6hEh
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Thinking about this tag line
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Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days http://t.co/0kZE67VNEI
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still one of the most demented messages i have ever received from a straight man
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What's happening?
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being an adult is being surrounded by people with health problems and realizing that health is very abnormal
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paige suspects nothing as the flock silently approaches http://t.co/dW9S5Wg0Po
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Love at first sight is just cruising for heterosexuals
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the internet is beginning to self-reflect
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New shirt drop! Link in bio
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well they aren’t that good at it
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(I'm seeing taylor swift tonight)
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Good morning
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this Twitter will now be converted to taylor swift fan blog please stay tuned
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When we said “abolish the police” this is not what we meant........
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kids who could raise one eyebrow in middle school are struggling comedians now
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People stopped gaf about the mass hannibaled Nova festival wooks so now Israel invades Lebanon and turns off the iron dome. Awesome
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Israel's air defence completely failed tonight.
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Finally seeing results from my peppermint tea and rice cakes diet
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Benefits of living in finland: I can comfortably enjoy this Ted Cruz fiasco at lunchtime
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OK picture this.....Pretty Woman 2049, she's in the bottom 5% of OnlyFans, he's a water tycoon who feels like something is missing
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what white people think will happen if they go anywhere in africa http://t.co/IqXxVACc8f
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@JSTOR make it all public
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Getting my ears pierced and then never changing the hoop for 2 years >>>>
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