#ahsoka
thrawn: oh shit anakin was her master? lmfao that's my baby daddy. stay very far away from ahsoka if she's anything like him she literally might blow this whole planet up
morgan elsbeth:
gonna be so real with you guys i trust neil gaiman's explanation of the sag-aftra influencer FAQ a thousand million more times than i trust someone who is not in the industry and does not fully understand what exactly this strike is about
Rosario Dawson takes over the exclusive and subscriber covers of
@EmpireMagazine
as Ahsoka Tano, on sale June 8.
#Ahsoka
, a Star Wars Original series, arrives August 2023 on
@DisneyPlus
.
i think shen qingqiu leaves peak lord meetings with a "i have to go have cringe fail sex with my epic husband, bye" and shang qinghua is like "me too" and they high five
"zeffo is the worst" WRONG. how many of you tried to 100% kashyyyk's map. literally intolerable. i jumped up and down that giant fucking tree so many goddamn times
yeah just a reminder if you use chatgpt to talk to your favorite characters or to make them interact with each other you are fucking frankensteining together shit stolen from fanfic authors and you should be at least a little ashamed of yourself (especially if you post it)
everyone is rallying against the "decanonization" of jizz music but it very clearly states that there are other "unpalatable" names for the same music genre...jizz lives on, max rebo is just a prude
@doofus_dr
luckily just jumping a bunch of times knocked it off of me but i was very worried for a second that i would have to LMFAO (i had to reset on jedi survivor after getting stuck recently so that's just my luck ๐ )
i wholeheartedly believe anyone snidely commenting "we want mara jade" under posts about vernestra rwoh have not even read a single book with mara jade in it
"anakin skywalker would kill nubs" statistical error. the high republic younglings, who have had to fight drengir and the nihil and the fucking leveler, would easily solo any prequel era jedi OR sith
thrawn: i'm going to make some zombie stormtroopers
ezra: hey don't do that?
thrawn: it's such a shame ezra bridger died in the crash that destroyed the chimaera. sometimes i can still hear his voice
Young Jedi Nuru Kungurama and the clone troopers of Breakout Squad receive orders to escort new allies across space to Coruscant. But the diplomatic mission turns deadly when the identity of a mysterious saboteur is revealed and Nuru encounters a deadly armored warrior....
AITA for naming my twins after characters without knowing that the characters would develop romantic feelings for each other?
I named my sons Eli and Mitth'raw'nuruodo,
and also that if mara jade was a character introduced today for the first time, even if she's exactly the same as she was in legends, they'd be just as hateful as they are towards any new character that's put out
tianlang-jun: embarrassingly boisterous customer. orders a "surprise me!" drink and asks the baristas to make it as large and expensive as possible. also always orders a pup cup for his nephew, zhuzhi-lang.
i will never get over mara jade being like AUGH! luke skywalker is using EVIL JEDI MAGICS on me i MUST find out how he is doing this. and itโs like. lol you fell for his tboy swag. oldest trick in the book
#Andor
//
i'm so sorry but i absolutely grinned like an idiot during every syril scene.....that's my little babygirl.........i love watching him suffer and be sad
@ardokranch
the high republic crossing where u are a new jedi on an outer rim outpost and have to make it the next happenin' place so all the other jedi from coruscant want to move there too
@enfysandember
cgi indiana jones looks like he's from the latest $2billion game that has insane graphics but even more insane glitches that make the game unintentionally hilarious but ultimately unplayable
i've discovered that the proper reading order for the thrawn trilogies is as follows:
thrawn (2017)
thrawn: alliances
thrawn: treason
thrawn: chaos rising
thrawn: greater good
outbound flight
thrawn: lesser evil
thrawn (2017)
thrawn: alliances
thrawn: treason
pleeeaaaaasssseeee let me write for star wars i have a bfa in screenwriting i have an encyclopedic knowledge of the weird obscure shit nobody rightfully cares about and more importantly i'm gay and trans
OH mobei-jun gets an iced coffee and then asks the barista to put it in the blender with extra ice.
"it'll be really chunky..." - a barista who does Not want to scoop out blended up ice coffee chunks from the blender
"i don't care." - a mobei-jun who likes chewing on the ice
loved the panel but i was sat next to someone who wouldn't get off of his phone for the entire panel (even when the lights were off for videos on the screen) and apparently was getting into a twitter fight with someone over. star wars
sometimes you see a man who has lost everything and convinces himself he must become the absolute worst version of himself bc there is no other way to be. and you go. HEY. that's my precious little angel right there
@skywalkerthrawn
i'll be honest i didn't even realize/remember he was snoke until people actively were talking about it LMAO he will always be kino to me ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
POV you are senior captain fuckup and you were on your way to tell the
#explorashion
kitchen crew that you were gonna throw a pizza party so they didn't have to cook that day
are you crying about the full high republic panel?
yeah the power of creation and the capacity of love we have has created a community of wonderful people from literally all over the world. the fact that these books speak to everyone so strongly is literally stuff of magic